0:00 Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. Father's Day has been around the corner and it's just in the air. So, hey, real quick, what is the worst advice your dad has ever given you? >> So, the craziest advice I ever heard, and I didn't think it would come out of my dad's mouth, but then seeing how they're divorced, my parents, >> I was like, it kind of makes sense. Um, when I first started doing YouTube, maybe about a year or two in, you know, we would start doing like all those Asian persuasion celebration, imagination, whatever events, right? And then my dad like he was like, "Oh ████ like my son kind of has like a following and yes, he's with Gio." So I think my dad was like, "Okay, now it's time for me to like bestow some fatherly advice and some guidance so he doesn't ████ his life up." So I was like, "Okay, cool." My dad was like, "Oh ████ maybe my dad
0:50 was like a prior, I don't know, rock star or ████ Hong Kong karaoke singer and he >> You mean like rock star?" >> Whoa, dude. >> Thinking back, I think he was a rock star in that. >> Honestly, hearing all the stories, I feel like he's a rock star. >> I think so. But uh >> with his butt cheeks everywhere. >> Yeah. But he was like, "Was that a thing?" >> Yeah. But when he told me he was like, "So you and Gio," he goes, "What you guys have that's called love?" I was like, "Okay." And he goes, >> "That's so layered." when he goes, "When you go to like Utah or Montana," he goes, "That's called fun." >> When you go there and you meet these chicks, >> dude, that's crazy. >> You don't ever want to mix fun and love. And he goes, "And if you ever make a boo boo, don't don't destroy the love, just send child support money." And I was like,
1:42 >> "No way." >> My dad thinks this is him like imparting wisdom on me. Wait, I'm surprised that that's what his advice was. If there was a boo boo, >> it wouldn't be like it wouldn't be like you got to take care of the boo. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't be like that. I'm surprised he didn't even associate fun and boo boo. Like boo boo had to be too close to baby. >> Like doing the fun was not a boo boo. You know what I mean? He's like that's not a mistake at all. >> That's not no >> but if you get her pregnant now we have to, you know, don't worry about that. >> And I was like I couldn't believe my ears. So I was like like what do you what do you mean? He goes I he's like I don't know what your you know what your circumstances are. But he's like you know sometimes you could do the fun and just leave like a envelope full of money on the nightstand and then you know that way it's like it's like this. >> Was he saying this in Chinese? >> In Chinese. >> Can you say it in Chinese?
2:35 >> All right. You do the voice, you move your mouth. Well, because you know how Chinese it's like it is kind of proverbby. >> Oh, yeah. Obviously. >> That's why he's like that's why he says like fun. He's like, "Oh, right." Like you guys have love outside. Like it's just fun. Yeah. >> Super fun. >> Like you're literally saying exactly what you said in English. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm converting >> the way you say it is so like, bro, that's such a Chinese. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so literal like it's a poem. >> Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting there going like, >> "What the ████ This is my dad thinking he's being a dad right now." >> Yo, but honestly, you know what's sick though is that he already had a code and a path for you. He had a blueprint for
3:25 you that was like, it's kind of >> the best way. If you're going to do that, if you're going to cheat, that's probably the best way to do it, >> right? like, "Hey, give him some money so he don't mess with you." You know, you know what I mean? Like, >> now that you're a grown ass grown ass adult, tell me where he's wrong. >> Well, now that I'm a grown ass adult, and when I hear both of my parents' sides of how they got divorced, my dad blames my mom for like, "Why did you divorce me on the day that the fortune teller said, and then my mom goes, "Well, it's cuz your dad cheated on me." >> So now I'm thinking, >> my left side more with my mom. >> Wait, wait, wait. Before That's a very good point. However, based on all the data that you've given us about your mom and fortune telling, I want to know what the fortune teller said. So my my the fortune teller, >> what proof does she have?
4:16 >> So my mom is always getting fortunes read like two or three times a year. And uh I think when they first got married, they went to go see a fortune teller and on the fortune they they write it out too. It's like this is great, this is great, you'll have a kid, blah blah blah. but then on this year you guys are going to get divorced. So leaving that place, my dad's like, "Man, that's ████ ████ Why the ████ would he say some ████ like that?" And uh so my dad's gripe is if they tell you you're going to get divorced in like 1990. Either we get divorced 1989 or 1991. So at least we separate, but we don't prove someone right. You have the the the control to not prove someone right. But then my dad's right is like your dumbass ████ mom got divorced the year they said on the paper that we could have avoided that whole thing.
5:08 >> But you cheated on her. >> WHY'D YOU CHEAT her 1990? Why'd you cheat on her in 1990? >> He thinks it's more important to prove the fortune teller wrong than to not cheat on her. >> HE DOESN'T BLAME HIMSELF. HE DOESN'T ████ BLAME HIMSELF FOR THE CHEATING. >> Oh man. >> And I would ask my mom, who was it? And he'll be like, "So, you know how your dad had a Chinese like takeout restaurant?" I was like, "Yeah." She's like, "The cashier, the cash register lady." I was like, "Makes a lot of sense. I could see that if they're working." He's ████ the cashier lady. They're working late nights. They don't close till 11:00. I'm like, "I don't know. You sure you got to change? You got to count the draw again. Don't worry, sweetheart. I'll do it." >> Right. But he mixed the fun with the love. >> I love >> He mixed it all up, dude. >> That's how we got caught up. >> I know. That's why he's telling you his words of wisdom. See,
5:58 >> how he ████ up. He's like, >> "That's a good dad, bro. That's a good dad." That's good advice. >> I like how he's straight out the job assumes you're a degenerate. >> Like, he doesn't even like What do you mean assumed he was pulling this ████ out of schools every year for >> Yeah, but his dick is never in trouble. >> I'm a righteous rascal. >> Yeah, I just like fun prank. Wasn't he jumping out of ████ rooms and like lying hiding away from >> I remember he set a massage parlor on fire. >> Anthony, >> you should all know you're a man of the world. A ████ man doesn't MEAN CRIMINAL. YOU'RE NOT A CRIMINAL. You're not a fighter. You're not You You get into trouble with your dick, but not your not your >> You're also international. >> Yeah. Not the law. >> International man of mystery. >> The way that just got flipped on me was like ████ world class. >> Called Judo, baby. >> Still reel in on that one. So I'm like,
6:48 how the ████ did that Damn, that was so fast actually like that's where he got me. He like confusion tech. Okay, so that being said though, your dad I think actually gave you solid advice. >> That's good advice >> because you got to think in relativity, right? You can't you can't like number one, he's never been your teacher. You never saw him like that, you know? Number two, it's not like he sprouts like a word of wisdom once a week anyway that you're actually heing. >> So when you when you actually remember something, even if it's ████ up, if it's like randomly a core memory that you could bring, >> it's a core memory. Yeah. >> It becomes the actual lesson, whe whether whether the word was the right thing, if it's something you remember and you choose to live a certain way, it's a really good lesson. >> From player to player, >> maybe it's like player to player. a
7:38 player. A player to >> another code. >> Yeah, sorry. I didn't do that. Didn't know. >> It's like the oracle in the Matrix where they don't tell you >> the the the fate. They tell you what you need to hear. >> Cuz after he told me that, I was like, man, I ain't never cheating. >> Yeah. >> So maybe he need to say that. >> That's literally the quintessential ████ fortune telling, right? That's that's Doctor Strange and the Avengers looking at Tony Stark being like he's like he's like there's 1.4 four million ████ scenarios, right? And then it's like there's one way, but if I tell you, >> you know, he's like, "I can't tell you." But then the moment happens and he looks at me, he's like, >> "Oh, >> you know what I'm saying?" Cuz like that's the moment that's your dad astral projecting looking back. >> He saw himself make the whole mistake and then saw the in one 1.4 million
8:29 opportunities of non-f█████ was through his one son. >> That's his interstellar moment, dude. That's his >> like he's like this is my advice. Child support. Yeah. >> And that's your hail Mary. >> Yeah. >> Bart's dad has amazing advice because I remember when we were in college, Bart had these two girl roommates, right? And then like he he just got off the phone with his dad. He go >> Bart had these two girl roommates. We're going to we're going to come back to that. >> He had two girl roommates and then Bart got off the phone with his dad and he goes like, "Dude, my dad just called me gay." And I'm all like dying. I was laughing. I'm like, "That's so funny cuz like you are ████ gay." But then what? I was like, "Why'd he call you gay?" Right? So he goes like, "I'm so sad today." And he goes, "Why are you sad?" And his dad's a prankster, right? So he'll he'll be like, "Oh, I'm so sad. Life is ████ over." And he's like,
9:20 "Why? Why? Why you sad?" And he's like, "I'm so sad that my son is gay. HE'S GOT TWO GIRLS AS ROOMMATES AND HE HASN'T GOT LAID WITH EITHER ONE." And he started giving him advice on how to get laid with them. And I was like, >> one of them he was like, "You should pretend like you're flamboyant, gay, so they're really comfortable." >> Your dad said this. >> Yes. >> In Chinese. >> Chinese. And then he says, And then he says, "One day you should just jump in the shower." >> Nah, dude. >> That's That's a wild That's some predator ████ >> That's your best game. Come. >> He has no game. Papa Quan, that can't be your best game. >> Where does the man get the confidence to impart this to his son, though? Like, we we're all sitting here. >> That means it's worked before. >> That's what I'm saying. Otherwise, why would you tell your son? >> Cuz it's so specific
10:10 >> with girls in his generation. >> You're so concerned. Number one, you're paying attention and you're so concerned that you don't confront your son. You tell his best friend, right? You call your his best friend. You cry about being afraid that your son is gay. You're confiding with your son's friend. >> No, he confides with me. No, Bart. Bart Bart told me that that's what is cuz So I talked to my dad. He was He said he was crying because you were >> Bart was confused in college. You know how like you're crazy busy. You're crazy busy in college, right? So I only have maybe like one phone call a week with my dad or or we see each other and go grab dinner or whatever. >> Crazy busy. Yeah. >> And then so on the phone, my dad is a prankster. He starts off with like so sad. I'm like, "Oh ████ what happened?" I thought maybe one of his brothers died or whatever. >> Straight to that. just so sad, you know? And I'm like, "What? What happened?" He goes, "My son's gay."
11:03 When I HEARD THAT, BRO, LIKE I WAS I was calling him gay for a whole month. I was dying laughing. I couldn't stop. It was so ████ funny. >> What are you talking about? >> It was so good, >> dude. Plus, at that year, that was probably really funny. >> Yeah, dude. >> That was peak levels, I think. >> D That's crazy. with in Chinese thinking I'm having a heartto-he heart. I'm gonna report back how college is and find out I'm gay. >> Actually, I do. I agree with Anthony, man. He actually had good advice. It was just for the wrong son. >> Yeah. >> If you think about it, right? >> That's true. He's his dad. He's probably like, I got this world of knowledge. If my son was a player player, he'd be using it. Why can't you be more like Andy? >> Yeah. And I think they leave. >> If you're sexy, then this is wisdom.
11:55 >> That's why when I met your dad, he kissed me on the first like you're the son I never had, man. >> But the Vietnamese accent. >> You were my son. Suddenly I talk like this, man. >> I'm from Taiwan, man. But honestly though, the the I do like the idea of like cuz most guys when they get some chick knocked up, they don't send child support. Your your dad's an honorable man. He goes, "Send a check. He's responsible." Most guys don't do that. >> That's probably because >> he's like an honorable player with a heart of gold. >> He's imparting his past mistake wisdom. That's why we already confirmed. >> Jumping in the shower though is crazy. Don't jump in the shower though. >> That's why he's trying to tell Bart to send child support. Yeah. >> He's like, "Oh man, they got mad at me for not sending child support, so you should do it."
12:45 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's where he's at. >> I felt bad about it, too. >> What do you guys think? Do you guys have a solid father that gives you great advice, but you don't take it? >> Or are you the wrong son? >> Are you the wrong son? >> I WANT TO KNOW SOME CRAZY STORIES. Let me know in the comments below.
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