0:00 You never feel tempted in any way possible like at all ever. >> You never seen a chick a chick drive up to you in a Tacoma with coilovers on >> and then she her titties just bouncing around for no reason. >> And I would have been like, "That's cool. Have a nice day." >> And then she takes her shirt off and then she's like, "This is my suspension." >> Nice. >> Yeah. But if she starts bouncing it, my my my my eyes will be locked only in her eyes. Be like, "What's going on? Are you okay? [Music] All right, I'm not even going to say anything. Just watch this. [Music] >> All right, come on. >> Why don't they want to kiss?
0:51 >> We all know why. >> Yep. >> Oh, >> no. This been going around like crazy, dude. >> You guys saw who that was, right? >> He was supposed to be Is that the CEO and like the head of HR of a company? >> Yeah, it's it's a astronomer, which is like one of the >> They're both married. >> It's one of the biggest like tech companies in the world, right? I only heard about it after this whole thing, obviously. But yeah, they're both married to different people. That is the uh uh CEO of the company, and she's the HR. Oh, >> what would you do if I was if I was if I was cheating on you with the with the HR? >> If you got caught in that, I'd be more pissed about that. >> Oh, >> cuz that's embarrassing. >> Yeah, it's public. >> Yeah. >> So, you're more you're more you care more about that than me cheat on you? That's messed up. >> Yeah, I care more about my own reputation. >> People were saying that she probably
1:41 divorced him because she didn't know he was a Coldplay fan. >> That's funny. >> Cuz that's at a Coldplay concert. Did you see she removed her last name immediately? >> Really? >> Yeah. Right after she removed her last name from her Facebook or whatever. >> Can you imagine the amount of scrubbing they have to do for something? >> They were saying like that fool's like worth two billion, but now he's going to be worth one. >> Yikes, >> dude. That's wild. >> I I I'm with Hannah, though. I'm like, how could you be so messy? >> Yeah, right. >> Cuz like if you want to like commit sins, go commit sins. But why you got to bring now the kids into it? The ████ It's a public thing. >> That's so smart. >> They got to go to school. They're going to see that ████ >> Honestly, why even why the ████ y'all doing all that? >> Doing what? What's >> like like
2:32 secret? >> If only he had you as a friend, dude. >> Secret lover going to You don't find that intriguing? >> No. >> What if your wife What if your wife's a ████ You're a ████ ████ for a wife. I don't care. I just love my wife to the end. You don't even think it's good. >> So you don't see that as tantalizing or >> like variety of exploring the forbidden, >> you know? People be acting different when they have money. That's the problem. >> Oh, you think it's cuz of money? >> Yeah, I think. >> Let me ask you, dude. Poor people ████ cheat all the time. I don't know what the ████ you're talking about. >> Poor people cheating to survive. >> Let me ask you a question. >> Can you eat McDonald's for the rest of your life? Can I eat McDonald's for the rest of my life? >> Do you ever try Carl's Jr.? >> Yeah. >> Yes, I have. >> You cheated. >> That's what I'm saying. >> But I wasn't loyal to McDonald's. >> You cheated.
3:22 >> Nah, >> that's what it's like. I think some people need some flavors. >> Can you Can you at least like put yourself in their shoes and like, you know, understand the naughtiness and why it's attractive? >> Let me try. >> She ain't even hot. I couldn't even have done that. That's what a lot of people are saying. They're like all that. You're like a billionaire and you choose to cheat with like another person your age. >> She had white hair. I can Yeah, maybe it's real love. It's real love. >> It's romantic and we're all reading this wrong. >> I could 100% empathize with why he did it. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> You complain too much. >> No. So, like if you're a CEO, right, >> your power dynamic in your company way different at home. >> At home, you have two equals, right? that sometimes you're not nurturing to each other's needs or whatever and they're not listening to you. By the laws of the company, she has to answer
4:12 to you. So, there's a huge power dynamic. Of course, she's sweet. Of course, she's whatever. >> If she gives you a little bit of attention, you're like, "Oh ████ I'm missing this part of my life. >> I get it over here." >> And then the person that she looks up to is giving her extra attention over all the other like hundreds of employees. So like sparks can fly easily, but that's where the whole discipline part comes in, you know? >> But I can totally see how like a little thing like a ████ two pinkies grazing each other while at the ████ coffee machine goes, "Oh ████ we should ████ in the closet." >> I think it's suddenly >> she did. I think it's the heat of the moment. >> For sure. The for sure heat of the moment. >> Yeah. And then those ████ ████ wipes like I don't want to ████ you in the closet. You go clean her closet. You haven't cleaned that ████ for weeks. Oh, >> man. This this chick's way different. >> She wants to ████ in the closet.
5:04 >> Who's is this? >> That's all I've ever wanted. >> Oh, that's mine. Thank you. >> You order it in a Oh, because you add stuff. Is that why you get it? Like >> I get it extra ice and then it overflows. >> Y'all got a nice ass. I got hot coffee. >> You know what there is too? Like have you guys ever thought about how uh for like big companies and corporations there's this thing of keeping appearances where you should have like a wife and kids. Have you ever seen that stuff? >> I believe in it. >> Yeah. Where like it looks better if like as a CEO you have like a nuclear family. >> The word trustworthy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> All all PR tactics I believe in. It works. It works. Yeah. >> Just like like in a uh what's it called? Like in politics, like it looks better when you have like a wife and kids, but then like maybe it's not really I guess like a perfect family. >> Yeah. >> But can I be honest? Can I be honest with you guys?
5:54 >> Yes, please. >> Who got a burrito? >> Who gives a ████ about that? >> You know what I mean? >> Like it so happened to be like, "Oh ████ you caught me one of those moment." And then someone ended up digging it cuz realistically you and I yesterday looked it up. >> What do we look up? >> What the ████ Who are these guys? >> Oh, you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, >> yeah, we were just like, who are these guys? >> Yeah, we don't know them. Yeah. >> What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. >> That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon.
6:44 Help us out. Thanks. >> See you guys there. Say hi to me. But I think the crazy part is the cheating in public and how coincidental it was that Coldplay randomly panned the camera and oh ████ Usually it's like two people. Oh, we're on camera. Let's kiss. But it was like oh ████ What the ████ Get the ████ away. >> You think they would have a game plan going? Hey, if we happen to be on camera, >> act normal. >> That's what it is. It's like for it to be so messy. Like you said, >> they should have just been like this and been like >> Yeah. Like and we're like, hey friends. Yeah, >> bump fist bump. Friends, >> you would just think like someone at that high of a success level thought more tactically superior to normal people. >> That's a very dumb mistake. >> But Ryan, remember there's there's books smart and there's street smart. >> Oh, it's more like personal and professional. >> What do you think that guy is? >> That guy is only book smart. There's no
7:35 street in him. >> Book smart. >> Yeah, book smart. >> Listen, so he reached the corporate lad. He climbed the corporate ladder just off books smarts. You think? >> Off book smart. >> So you think he's the smartest guy and is astronomer? I'm just saying he's he's an educated guy, >> but he don't know how to cheat. >> But he don't know how he doesn't know how the streets work. >> He don't know how to roll dice. >> He doesn't know how to roll the dice. He doesn't know how. >> His tags probably suck. >> He doesn't know the the the the common street sense. >> He doesn't go clubbing. >> How much you guys want to bet that they probably know? like like like the wife knows, everyone knows, but then like it's more so the public embarrassment and the stupid like sloppiness cuz I feel like at that level you kind of expect everybody to do selfish like live selfishly, cheat, whatever. Yeah. Then they're like I feel like everyone's like
8:25 that. >> Mhm. >> Like I don't think >> I think that's more normal than the couple that is wholesome and stays together and doesn't do any of that ████ >> Like sadly like Bill and Hillary Clinton. >> Yeah. You think she doesn't know? Like Bill's like just >> begging everybody, >> right? Clinton got caught, right? His his getting his his sauce is getting wobble wobbled. >> Yeah, >> right. >> Yeah, that's how the courts put it. Yeah. >> Yeah. His thing got wobble wobble and someone had to save his uh you know, little uh mayonnaise. >> I actually think cheating is easy as ████ Every time I go do legit stuff, >> I always go, "Dude, I could totally be cheating right now." >> Like, you know, I'm like, "Oh, my shoulder. I got to go see the chiropractor." And if you could do weekly trips to the chiropractor. That's >> true. >> And it's even easier if you're by. >> Why? >> Cuz there's more people you could cheat with. >> True.
9:15 >> That's gay, man. >> That's literally gay. >> That's just gay. >> Yeah. >> But if you're ████ girls and guys, >> you never feel tempted in any way possible, like at all. Ever. >> What do you mean? >> Yeah. >> Me? >> Yeah. You >> to what? >> To cheating. No, >> you never seen you never seen a chick a chick drive up to you in a Tacoma with ████ coilovers on, >> right? >> And then she her titty's just bouncing around for no reason. >> Coilovers >> and her name is Subina. >> And then she goes like this. She goes, "Hey, Subie." >> I'm going be like, "That's cool. What kind of gun you got? But what kind of suspension are you running? Is it a 4x4?" And I would have been like, "That's cool. Have a nice day." >> And then she takes her shirt off and then she's like, "This is my suspension." >> Nice. She's really witty. >> Obviously, I would have no choice. >> She's really cool.
10:05 >> Yeah, but if she starts bouncing it, my my my my eyes will be locked only in her eyes. Like, what's going on? Are you okay? >> You're like an EMT, dude. >> Are you Are you mentally okay? Cuz I can help you with that. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> You're in the closet. >> Here's the business card. Use Yelp reviews for psychiatrists. And >> you need a fade. I bet you know what actually helps I think like helps loyalty >> is the fact that almost everything seems like a trap these days. >> Almost everything someone talking you cold off the street feels like someone's filming from a distance. Someone messaging you feels like they're trying they're going to screenshot it. Like everything feels like someone's trying to get you. >> So in the Bible, right, Genesis, >> what a segue. >> Wait, what? >> Talking about the Bible now. >> It's time for the sermon. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. >> So, the Bible is Genesis, which is the
10:57 first >> Yeah. >> gaming console by Sega. >> Which part of Genesis? >> Hyundai Genesis. >> The first book. >> Hundai Genesis. I think that's what they named the the brand Hyundai Genesis. >> Okay. >> But check it out. When God created Earth, he created Earth, right? >> Yeah, he did. When he did that, >> how many days have he created? >> Seven. >> Seven. Amen. Mhm. >> I thought it was six days he took a break or something. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> It did. That's true. >> That's true. That's true. That's true. You're right. You're right. But think about it. Adam and Eve was created. Bang. >> Bang. >> Who bit the apple? >> Eve. >> Evil ████ >> No. >> The whole point of the world being like this is the same concept the Bible said, right? >> Cuz women don't know what they want to eat. >> Temptation. The woman ate the apple. >> Yep. >> Yeah.
11:47 >> Meaning, >> so it's the woman's fault. >> Forever. forever wise. The woman would be the reason why men are tempted >> into doing bad things. >> But you see who he was tempted with. >> She wasn't that tempting. >> No, I I but that's not the point. You don't know. You don't know what she was doing. How she was tempted. >> What What if she was grabbing a sausage one day in front of him and just going like, "How was your day?" You know what I'm saying? >> Sausages. Yeah. >> Huh? >> They even make sausages. grabbing a sausage in the Garden of Eden. >> Listen, at the end of the day, >> I like this version better. >> Okay. >> The way she had the apple. >> Yeah. Oh, so you're saying that she tempted Adam to eat it by doing something sexual. >> No, it's just when she bit it, she said
12:37 it. >> It's so good. And then >> and Adam was like, I'm a horny. >> I'm hungry. >> He's not horny. He's hungry. >> He's hungry. Yeah, because look, when you're when you're created, you're technically right, you're on fasting. So, you're mentally focused on fasting. You're training. >> They're already intermittent fasting. >> You're intermittent fasting. So, you're ████ focused. Boom. She bites an apple. Her metabolism metabolism starts running. >> Insulin spikes. >> God damn. >> Her hormone goes woohoo. >> He's tantalizing women. >> Adam ate it. Adam gets more hungry for more apple. His metabolism starts working. The body starts functioning >> and then ████ in a boner. >> We should ban apples I think. >> So is that the first boner in in the Bible >> in America? >> In America.
13:29 That's current.
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