0:00 Remember when we used to take like two mile walks for lunch? Uhhuh. That used to be nice. We should do that. Yeah. If we ever stop being swept shot boys. Yeah. I mean, if the views can go back up. No shot, dude. No chance, bud. All right. Hey, welcome to an episode of the Ke Boys where have lunch with us again. Have lunch with us. Hey, Pacers are winning right now, boys. 104 to 85 against the Bucks. 19 point lead. Yeah. Game one. 7 minutes left. Oh, 7 minutes left. 7 minutes left. Oh, damn it. Oh, Seakkum at 43, dude. He's aing G, man. Gee. Oh, Ty. Is Tyrese Albert out? Oh no, that's just his Oh, that's just his number, dude. Top top chicken
0:52 ████ is a Mediterranean zero chicken and beef bowl place in Mario. Oh, okay. Thanks. 21. All right. All right. Turner doing well. Oh, boy. Okay. So, it's the first time eating chopped chopped chicken. I'm eating it with some naan from yesterday. Where's the fork at? You know what? This is good. Yo, Ann, you got the forks? Yeah. Hey, I got I got Oh, can I get some of that Srirachi? Yeah, I want the Srirachi. M great mind. Think alike. Mhm. We're rolling. So, Suban, tell us about uh your son. Huh? Tell us about your son, dude. Tell us tell us also about the last time your wife got pissed at
1:44 you. Well, save it. Save it. We can do 18 on that. All right, guys. I did it. There he is. Oh, you guys are recording. Yeah, we have to. Yeah, go ahead. Keep it rolling. Welcome to Chop Chop Chicken Show. Talk about my National Guard. Yeah. No, no. Say that one. Say that. We can't talk about this too. This is just lunchtime banter. Lunch time is my wife uh just got mad at me today. Actually, what? I forgot to bring uh the uh his uh my kids milk bottle back up. That was a hell of a pause. Hey, um do you guys do all bottle feeding or is it a mix of breastfeeding and bottle feed? No, all bottle. All bottle. Is it like mainly formula? No,
2:34 it's just goat milk. Goat milk. You just buy goat milk from a store? ████ yeah. Goat milk is fire, dude. My kids My kid does really well with goat milk. No problem. Nothing. Does goat milk just taste like regular milk? Yeah. No, it doesn't. Dude, no. It's super grassy. I don't know actually. I don't know. You never taste it? No, I don't like milk. I'm not intolerant. Yeah. That's how I'm eating cereal. You're not allergic when you eat cereal. Mm- cereal builds an immunity. Right here. Right here. I can't reach. What about the sauces? Where are the sauce? Garlic right here. Oh, where's the habanero? They're kind of like strewn about right. I don't know here. Is there another habanero somewhere?
3:24 I take it. ████ jerks. I don't know. I had a garlic sauce. You I took one. Yeah, I took one. My U-Haul truck said they cancel. Excuse me. Uh cancel. I don't know. Should we just wait? I'm just calling back. I got a a text message. I wonder how many people actually like eat lunch with us. Yeah. Vibe and vibe in this and specifically click the videos that are like eat lunch with us and we're all eating together. I always wonder how many people jerk off with us. Okay. Yeah. All right. I don't know about that one. I haven't thought about that one. Hey, get down in the comments. You can jerk off to our videos. Okay. Hano's not bad. I like it. Yeah. Ginger beer. Wow. Nice. All right. So, Oh. Oh, Ryan's on the phone. I was going to say,
4:16 what do you like about this place? This is pretty good. This is good. It's just decent. It's the meat is seasoned really well. The uh the chicken's really good. Chicken's really good. This is decent and it's cheap. Hell cheap. Thanks for thinking about our wallets. All right, let's see how this thing goes. Chop chop chicken. You know what I sometimes get disappointed by food wise? What is Korean barbecue cuz they don't really season the meat. It's the It's the sauces. Dip the sauces. Yeah. You know you should do then? You should try Japanese barbecue. How do I get it at the front? All right. I'm down. It comes uh marinated. A lot of it. See, I like that. Yeah. But there's a lot of marinated stuff in Korean barbecue, too. But it's like sweet. I actually like Japanese barbecue more than Korean barbecue. I enjoyed the culture of Korean barbecue more than Japanese
5:06 barbecue. Culture is fun. The whole vibe is really fun. What's the difference? I feel like it's much more common to like drink drink in Korean culture. It's loud. It's like a party. I like the whole you're doing where you're like taking the soju and you're dip throwing it in the beer. You're just down in that, you know. Loud. Yeah. Wait. Soju in beer. Yeah. Yep. You throw that in there. Mhm. Is that good? Oh, yeah. It's easy. What kind of beer? Terra Cass or Saporo. Any beer? Asian beer. Sapor. So light. Super good. Super good. I was a little chain. I think so. You to see the Minecraft movie. Very good. Damn. But the thing is I feel like when you go to Japanese barbecue barbecue, you don't have those same like it's not like sake bombs everywhere types of You have
5:57 alcohol, but it's not a party atmosphere. Yeah. Yeah. And the only people doing sake bombs are like tourists and white people. Oh yeah. They don't do socket bombs. That's kind I don't like sake bombs. I like just regular sake. Chilled though. I like it chilled. Yeah. Hot sake is not it. I'm not bomb. It's good if I'm in the mood, but most of the time I want cold. It's not good on an empty stomach. Mm- That ████ hurts. I can't do I actually You know what I love doing though? I do love like taking like a smeck like with the soju and beer as the first thing before I even eat cuz then the buzz kicks in right away. That's cool. And then while you're eating you're already like in your buzz. Might it's the way. Sounds right. Korean drinking culture one of the best.
6:47 I'll say that. Okay. Do you guys like kabachi? Do they cook it in front of you? Show like I never done it. I did it one time with Nikki. Yeah. In Vegas. It was kind of high. Habachi. Where'd you go? Like Ben? I heard they don't give you enough food. One of those. Benhas. One of those cuz hotels has that. Can't remember. Which one? I enjoy the experience every now and then just for variety sake. Yeah. The cosmos. But the food usually sucks. Benihott food sucks. I do not like I never been to Ben. But then when they do the volcano though, it always makes me go, "Wow." You can post me at Benihan now. What? Yeah. It's weird. What's the point of that? Yeah, if you like the food, I guess the food. Yeah, but they can't bring the volcano all burning. Yeah, you just make it at the house. It's kind of
7:38 like yukaku, how you can postmade yukaku. You ever done that? Yeah. I used to work at a hibbachi restaurant back in Missouri and you could Yeah. get the food to go and it would cost the same to go as it was like for the show. I'm like, that's so stupid. Like it should be a bit cheaper cuz like the food prices for like a chicken meal is like $2. Those margins are tough, dude. 25 bucks for it. They up for delivery. 25 bucks. Hey, did we burn down on Sonortown a little bit? I think so. I think it's nice to change it up. I think so, too. I don't think so. I just think everybody's trying to eat a little healthier. I like it, but it's just hard to calculate everything. Yeah. Joe would have to like take all the meat out and try and weigh it and ████ cuz I I like I like what we've done this last week. I think I didn't miss Sonor Town that much. This is really good actually. But you I do it. It It doesn't have the same effect like it used to. Like Sonor Town,
8:29 I would eat it every single time and I'm like I could eat this every day. Now I'm like I'm good like once a month. I got like my fill of it. I think I don't get that same like first high anymore from taking a bite of it. Maybe it's like seasonal. We got it way too We got it a lot though. We got it a lot. Yeah, I was craving it today. But I also think was like we did it more if they like reached out and like I don't know sponsored us or something. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe if they didn't kill us on the green sauce every time they just give us no green sauce. That's the biggest thing. They always forgot the sauce. Always. That's it. Ruins it. And the red I love the red sauce. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon. Join us on the Discord. Come chat with
9:19 us directly. Have a fun conversation. And this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. Like you can't even get the little ones. Mm- What did we get? It was Sonor Town and F was it the next day? Mhm. Oh, it's always good though. Mhm. I can eat that every day. Do you guys go through like phases where something you eat something and that's all you want for that whole month or two and then you get tired of it and then you find something new sort of. Yeah. You have a 20 available at 9:00 a.m. that day. Well, with JK, we're out here every two weeks cuz I'm driving. It seems like we're getting the same thing all the time, but it's really variety in your life, you know? Thank
10:12 you. Would you do that in your regular life? Like like I'll have a season of like lechon and I just crave lechon every ████ day and I went through that lechon. It's that Filipino pork belly. Oh, lechon. I don't know, man. I'm just saying. Lechon. Lechon. Yeah. Lechon. It's like crispy pork. Mhm. But I think Chinese eat it too or Southeast Asians. You know what I do miss though? Um, dim sum. Dam shrimp. Uh, hagal. We've been getting bola boughs. Mhm. She has never ordered sushi before. Nah, sushi got to be indoors. And you guys have never ordered sushi. Oh, we used to. Where do you order it from? Um, Tai.
11:02 Oh, yeah. I love Taihei. That s███'s fire, dude. Where's that? Jaytown? No, it's right here on um in Monterey Park next to Kinjas dojo. Yep. Rest in peace. I love sushi, man. Sushi is one of those things that me and Nikki tend to crave at the same time. Sushi is pretty good in Hawaii cuz of the the fresh fish stuff. So when I'm here, I eat Mexican food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz we don't have good Mexican food over there. That makes sense. The sushi out there is so good, man. Yeah. that plays Bozu. I love Bozu. Oh, dude. Bozu. Bozu is gas, dog. Isn't that the one in Moli? Mhm. Oh, that s███'s fire. So good. David put me on that one. Yeah. It's like I I don't even eat Asian food that much when I come here because I eat
11:54 it out there, but then I start craving like Italian cuz they don't have good like Western food. Can we pass the Sriracha? Remember when we used to take like two-mile walks for lunch? Uh-huh. That used to be nice. We should do that. Yeah. If we ever stop being sweat shop, boys. Yeah. I mean, if the views can go back up. No shot, dude. No chance, bud. Mhm. Oh, so the quota actually went up then. Doing the walks. Yeah. They can tell they're not getting enough vitamin D. Good health. Mhm. I want to watch a channel that has more vitamin D. Yeah. I mean, even when we go outside right now and I see the sun, I'm like, whoa. We we start creating better content. Imagine our next office has a window. Yeah, right. That'd be crazy. Bad
12:44 lighting if we have a window. Be messing with the light. Sunroof. It's probably It's probably a big deal. Good shot. Like we're supposed to do like comedy satire do show, but like we're all not happy cuz there's no sun. Roger. Sire tragic comedy. Like that's the satire. Day three is pretty is pretty intense. But we used to do three days, remember? I know. That was all last two years ago. Yeah, but there used to be like actual lunch breaks and like walks and stuff. Yeah, I know. But like it was three day it was three times every single time we came. Yep. I used to be a part of some of those. Mhm. I'm forcing a lunch break today, but it'll be a half of one after this video. But after this session, actually, we don't It's not going to be like this style. I'm not going to believe you until I
13:36 actually They have PTSD. Tell Bart. Tell Bart. No, we'll tell Bart who's in charge. This isn't the last recording in here, is it? No. No. Probably May, right? Hopefully. I'm not going to believe any of it. Yeah, I know. Are y'all going to get rid of this office when we do the Vegas move? Yeah. Well, I still don't believe any of it. Mhm. Nope. What don't you believe? Anything good? You just beaten down. You feel beaten down a little bit. A little bit. Why do you feel beaten down? Cuz getting your hopes up only for you to realize there's no legs under it and then you just drift into an immortal bis. Mhm. Like it's just the worst. I think we could do some positive reframing and maybe um that could help us see a brighter future. That could be
14:26 cool. Yeah. They don't like getting their hopes up though. So like if they think too positive and then it never happens and then they get sad. Maybe we can So they just want to be negative. So then when something does happen, they can be happy. Maybe maybe we can think a little bit more positively and then uh uh maybe uh you can manifest it. Manifest it. Yeah. Maybe we can manifest it together if we all just try really hard. All right, maybe that's um I hope everything I hope we raise a lot of money from the JK auction. Um and I hope we're able to find a nice little studio for us to so Bark can buy a new house and an investment property. Hello and you and me can not go cheap on a house together. Okay. Last time I was actually happy and obviously we got tattoos cuz like it seemed like everything was on the up and up. Yeah. And then you know we've been staircasing it a little bit. I'm taking it to county right here. But we're ready for the next
15:16 uptick. We're just building and always have a rentable room. Uh rentable room. Yeah. Oh, temporary tenant. That's a good question. I do not. Bar has like 12 rental houses. Yeah, he got ADU somewhere. Houses. Yeah. Oh ████ We're actually crowdfunding so he could buy another one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We already hit a higher quota. another house. Where's the money go? It goes into I see him get a new car like every 3 months instead of getting an office. What if you like invested into like one of those like content creator like mansion type situations? Well, we got to I think we're not 20 anymore. I don't think I could live with all these dudes. There. No. No way, dude. Nope. No way. But it's all low. We can't afford the house yet cuz we still got to pay for
16:07 Texas jiu-jitsu lessons. So, we going to keep cranking away here. budget for paying for an office building in Vegas. Oh, this is the Santa Monica. Like 50K, right? A month. Holy ████ 50,000 pennies. How about that? Mhm. Okay. Um I I guess I Yeah, about 50k a month. Can't get Can't really get much in Vegas with that much, but you know, we're we're scraping by. Especially not with one with like a sauna and a coal punch. That's that's a hard thing to find. Do you believe this? Do you believe this? Do you believe this U-Haul ████ fiasco? What happened? What's going on in Vegas? So, like a week ago, I I I uh reserved a U-Haul truck for like to pick up at 9:00 a.m. on uh Sunday, and now they say there's nothing available for uh within 100 miles. What? That's cuz
16:57 everyone in California is trying to run away. But how how is that even possible though? They just time of year 100 mile radius. For some reason, real estate's really hot right now in spring, right? Usually Well, a lot of places are also going down. Mhm. Mortgage wise, but that's like, is that not an extreme like def deficit of trucks? Within a 100 miles, there's nothing available even though even though I reserved it and I saw multiple options of places to do it and then now suddenly they called me and they're like, there's just nothing anywhere. Not even the one I reserved is there. When we were moving a couple years ago, we ran into that. How the hell? Yeah. And it was the same ████ Like no, no available for 100 miles. Oh, I always thought U-Hauls were like the most abundant things ever, honestly. Me, too.
17:47 Crazy. Wow. Maybe they're all at Coachella. Oh, what are you going to do? Can you live out of a U-Haul? Coachella artists are renting U-Hauls. I know, dude. I heard about all that. U-haul. Like, could you turn it into like a little living pod for a weekend? I'm not burning it. Yeah, it'll probably What are you going to do, Ryan? I'm not going to move. What? You're not going to be able to move? Not anymore. Looks like you got to stay in California. Great news. I'm going to have to probably get a different brand. Yeah. Is there other options outside of U-Haul? JK Dreams are already over before they rider. Get a horse. Moving companies. Yeah. Wait, do they um ride are there are Yeah. Like is there if you want to rent like a moving truck, right? I don't know anything but U-Haul
18:37 rider. They have a the yellow one. Remember Penske? You could you could rent that. Yeah. Penske. Yeah. You don't need like a class A. No, they're the same size as you. Oh ████ They're all automatic. I didn't know that, dude. You could do Enterprise. You can do Expedia. You can do budget. Pensky. You Yeah. Home Depot even has trucks. Um Yeah. Lots of them.
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