0:00 how many nieces and nephews you got by too many I have like seven dude it's ████ insane right now I got you beat yeah it's a competition always what's the number it's probably over ten how many parents do you have to love each other uh [Music] and welcome back everybody we have another amazing episode of the careful boys and we got Steve back in the house is that Steve I had I'm the woman some call me the woman the woman woman Nikki says is that like you're a woman and I'm like no that's not what it's like is that what you've been saying all time believe all women oh man I would never well that's better that's better I saw some JK fans dressed up as you for um
0:50 hilarious should make me ████ die yeah is that just flavor flavor what is that what's good branding is where it is that is a good branding it's the Steve greens it's the Rebrand green is also a good uh good last name to run with this the Rebrand was a wild success of kids are dressing as you for Halloween I mean come on no one's ever dressed like you before before the Rebrand nobody was dressing up as Steve Green nobody gave a ████ you mean just being naked basically all right so uh you know we're in the holiday season so I figured let's let's chat a little bit about some holiday so if anybody here have any crazy holiday traditions family stuff you know what I mean things that you do or just wait just pick that face why'd you make that face because I always feel uh I always feel sad for the lack no for the lack of tradition in my family like there's zero traditions we just don't really do ████ you don't do ████ not even as a kid like yeah we would do like the basic stuff like open gifts you know
1:40 but like we we would always like we just never had a big family so just be like the people pity that do people be like oh you never did the holiday stuff no they just call us lame you know what though I think that's actually better than when you used to have uh awesome holiday stuff in your family bro up and they don't do it no more I think that is that's kind of like that right now yeah yeah there's times where certain family members are like I'm not gonna do Thanksgiving if so-and-so is going to be there wow oh ████ give them the names who are they oh they're very close to my family they're almost heads of the family if you if you want to leave it at that and I'm like you guys live in the same house bro what do you think you can't not do this you think having dysfunctional family together fighting all day during the holidays is better or just not doing that ████ at all and keeping the peace and doing it on your own oh man that's tough I think we do it
2:30 I'm okay because like I have a wife in her family so you dodged it my Escape is kind of their family so I get to like kind of maybe it's not a good thing but I tend to hang out with them because they're so chill they have so much fun they're like it's way more laid back they have a big family and it's like it's just a fun time so they have Traditions though yeah yeah they have Traditions so now you're just kind of like in their world of tradition I just do both it happens to work out where like for Christmas they'll do Christmas Eve because I guess a brown person thing where they do they open up gifts right at midnight and then they'll do like the poo poo sauce day yeah but what was I say boo boo sauce uh and then and then on Christmas day I'll just go to my my parents house and just kick it with them so it all works out have you thought about like trying to bridge this little divide in your family and like send them some links to like during World War II they ████ the the Germans and the
3:21 ████ American forces like had Christmas together but you ████ can't get along because because what like she stole money from you a couple years ago like what the ████ say have you guys heard about the ████ ceasefires the Christmas ceasefire yeah was it World War one or two we have to look it up first well yeah yeah I should bring that up yeah that's actually a good ████ point oh they could lay down their literal weapons and grenades by the way but you guys can't put it away over like and then they're like shut the ████ up Nick he's like okay yeah yeah yeah I'm the youngest son I get the ████ out of the stick they just dunk on me I go all right I'll go ████ myself for something that's that common among families I'm surprised they never made Hallmark cards that were like mending your family that's too real the kind of greeting thing you send for like hey I know we're not in the best of terms yeah but Merry Christmas and you got to get a Hot Topic yeah oh yeah that's right we're
4:11 Spencer's yeah yeah Spencers what do you guys do for Christmas I think everything changed once little kids came into the paper is it doesn't it make it more fun though doesn't it make it more festive um it makes it like very um very family like I feel like uh before the little there was this era when we were little kids and so everything was festive and fun and then we came into this weird like uh teen realm where like you know it was like we were too cool for family and then once we got older all the cousins would be like ████ let's drink together and that started getting kind of cool and then now there's a bunch of little kids around now like nobody's allowed to be irresponsible and now it's like it's all right and the noise dude the kids just start randomly screaming your ████ ears right and my immediate reaction to that is like okay violence like something's gonna hurt me and then I'm like okay don't hurt okay don't do that so you say
5:01 don't punch the kids no I don't but I'm like my you you just recoil you're like what the ████ is that and you're like is this little kid like screaming in your ear like a child's noise will just immediately give you this response my sister's kids like could be an X-Man for the way that it screams like banshees yeah yeah it's like ████ starts ████ flying like it's crazy the vibrational forces right up in your ear huh yeah we we did um Christmas we would always do Christmas at my you know my both my parents are together they love each other like a gesture like that it has to be directed we would always do Christmas together I have parents that love each other but I have a stepdad now that was a masterful it's a stepdad I haven't seen
5:51 this guy like a month I had to get my first one in your face they are in love in your face no so we would do Christmas at the house right but then once you once you leave the house then it's like we'll go back to the house we try to rekindle that magic yeah but it's kind of different like you know people are drinking rum or whatever and it was fun we actually had I actually used to look forward to Christmas Eve at my folks um house and then we go to Nikki's um for Christmas Day and Nikki would join me on Christmas day but now it's like they have so many ████ kids and like once you go through the door it's like you're pushing toys away from the door as you're opening the door yeah and then you go in there there's like a ████ gate for everything there's a dog gate baby gate stair gate it's like just show me the gate yeah it's very ████ it's crazy right so then I'm like okay well this is
6:41 annoying and then when you're just trying to sit down on the couch with like some punch like you sit on like a ████ toy train so I just you know it's not as fun it's not what it works you're over it it's for the kids it's fun to give your nieces and nephews ████ because you spend way too much time on it they open it and they don't give a ████ about anything they go oh yeah and then like 30 seconds later they're ████ with like a power cord or something me and Nikki are in the Target like yeah no this is gonna be the ████ this is gonna be the one and it's like the kid opens it and throws it behind him why how many I have to think that I was we don't remember but also my my parents would always be like you get the present you stand up and you hug them and say thank you yeah these little s████ don't do that oh you gotta kick their ass thank you yeah yeah exactly exactly yeah
7:34 little s████ dude that's a lot it's a lot of kids how many nieces and nephews you got by too many I have like seven dude it's ████ insane right now on your your family side so between my so Nikki's side and my family side there's like seven of them I have a godson too it's working crazy I got you beat yeah it's a competition always what's the number it's probably over ten how many parents do you have to love each other uh one how many players one one pair you have one parent that loves each other they love themselves one pair uh I feel like kovid um I think bar would have liked that one that's the problem he would have been the first one to make the joke why don't make jokes where I'm like Jesus
8:27 [Music] I feel like lockdown changed the routine though for family events oh yeah guys it's not the same it's not the same for that we would have a routine for holidays and stuff but they're not having seen some of my family members in like two three years and I got used to it and I like it right well for some of them we're trying to change it because like I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to go like I'm in Vegas now I'm trying to make everything Vegas now so I'm like I'm hosting our first Thanksgiving in Vegas with your family they're actually all going they're so far it's Nikki's side because my folks are dealing with my grandma situation but oh I didn't see you my grandma's about to die oh okay you're updated bam I don't like that I can't see your eyes for these moments
9:17 I don't even know what you look like you just look like a Pit Boss I don't even know who he's looking at right [Laughter] news flash dead Grandma's about to crawl after all that oh yeah my grandma's about to die yeah that's funny I hadn't seen him it's funny because ████ Anthony started the day off like hey guys we got a real wholesome everybody [Laughter] I missed you guys he gets a pent up dunks he's been holding it in yeah this is a good one for Joe we're the same way like that you you you definitely a thousand percent yeah when
10:07 you come here a thousand yeah yeah yeah but I've been unleashing so hard I'm here to just ask questions today throat's about to die ████ who you've been dunking on recently everybody yeah everyone gets it huh everyone's pissing you off are you giving Christmas bonuses to your S no free labor do we get a Christmas boat you get a reduction that's my dog thank you Joe only 20 this time you get a Christmas production oh you guys should have been a part of JK five years ago you got the whole December and January off with a paid vacation and you got paid for the month when you didn't even have to work and you got a Christmas bonus and you could complain about it yep and you can
10:58 complain about it as if I'm a ████ boss a crew to drop the cherry on top now you can't do that yeah I give you a pay cut and if you complain you're out bro at least we have an air purifier hey that's where your Christmas bonuses so we can breathe look at this that's how Chris is about his dude and Loki it does feel great in here this one thing is probably worth more than 90 of this office you think it's Placebo or you think is really working he's like can we get this place clean and I was like you know what bro every guest was coming and ████ taking ████ every allergy man there's a CVS over here all the guests are like fighting their allergies coming back since they were kids they're like oh man I thought it was dormant
11:49 Ryan's in here so unless he's like I never get allergies anywhere else ████ Walter had to go to the hospital so as a homeless man you know I have a bigger threshold for dust and all this ████ so I didn't even notice and when you sensitive ass ████ were like okay Colleen what do you do for holidays um well my mom moved to North Carolina well technically South but she's 20 minutes from Charlotte so we're a little split up so it's just my mom my brother and I so wait you already lost me at North Carolina but technically so yeah well because when I say like Wiley nobody knows where that is oh look Wiley I know where Charlotte is so I just say
12:40 20 minutes from Charlotte got it so uh yeah it's it's South South of Charlotte it's south of Charlotte North Christmas oh yeah geography yeah we'll talk more about it how many bridges are there I haven't counted I'm still working on it so are you gonna head up there um you know I might not this year because oh it's expensive it's really expensive it's almost like a thousand bucks is that a thousand bucks damn just go to Singapore holy ████ wow for Christmas is all hot that's not Christmas bro actually they do Christmas nicely over there they do yeah in Southeast Asia I've never seen more Christmas lights in my entire life isn't that funny you would never think hey what's up with Hawaiians in uh Christmas they put up their decorations and they always leave it up they just leave it up all year round yeah and then they go uh maybe I'll take it down they take it
13:30 down October and they put it back up in November I just thought they really like Christmas because I would see it everywhere yeah there's like a big statue of surfing Santa at the city hall and then like this is so that means he's there forever yeah they don't take him down what's surfing Santa no there's like a Santa Claus in like beat board shorts and stuff and like so yeah this place is sick yeah dude Hawaii's the best and then um they have this massive ████ Christmas tree in like our Plaza like right then in the center and then decorate it and it's like there's it's just a tropical Christmas but they go pretty hard with Christmas though the other like day they had uh Halloween decorations with Christmas decorations all mixed up and ████ because they're putting up the Christmas that's really that's a good hack you know that's how the Philippines is right when I was recently in the
14:20 Philippines it's almost like uh the second is almost Halloween everything has Christmas decorations every mall has full ████ Christmas music's playing everywhere we were there in like uh what was it yeah beginning of October there's nothing but ████ Christmas everywhere damn they really like Christmas I got into the biggest ████ fight with my dad like like this is probably like five years ago this is wholesome and now well it's it's relevant because like we were talking about and I still I'm not kidding I don't talk to my dad anymore I haven't talked to him and I haven't talked to him in seven years and really yeah because it was about like is The Nightmare Before Christmas or Christmas movie or not or is it a Halloween movie and he thought it was a Halloween movie and I thought it was a Christmas movie oh what's your points wait seven years because of this stuff continue so so it he thinks it was a Christmas movie I think it was a
15:10 Halloween movie is that what I said no he mixed it up is it worse seven years dude snow I'm ████ no but you people people really get into fights about this it's a thing yeah yeah just like they get into fights where if people start listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving people blow up they ████ you hate that right don't you hate that I don't like that either it's a weird feeling to me it's a feeling because you have to the fact that you strongly dislike it is like a weird feeling to me yeah that's how I feel I'm on team Anthem I I get it if you if you're not about it Thanksgiving is a filler holiday anyway listen to Thanksgiving music there's nothing look there's there's nothing me because we lost this four years ago our people have been subjugated and raped our people have to we have to walk through every Mall already right now and listen to Christmas movie music we lost we're crawling around like like trying
16:00 to be lost trying to keep our ears plugged while everyone's like it's over you guys never get inspired to just listen to a winter wonderland Jam or something like in the middle of summer just one day like I do from time to time I feel like I think it's hilarious Mariah Carey's ████ All I Want For Christmas Is You just right now and it's April you never you never do that she has to perform that year round did you hear that labored sigh she don't like it a labored sigh that's judgment that's called judgment I don't know I just like what I like so you like year-round Christmas songs no you're you're a strong statement I would actually argue I probably don't like Christmas songs in general oh wow humbug even even the new Ariana Grande ones dude those are wait there's new ones okay so I like them she's about only on
16:53 Christmas okay like on day day off like Christmas Even Christmas right that's two days but I'm not driving to JK news listen to Christmas song what are you listening try once if you had to pick one what is your all-time favorite give me one that I should listen to that is like it's beginning to look like if the crooder ones are good you believe it before Steve was like oh nice a nice pre-frame to to Christmas yeah I'll get you in the mood how about like Jingle Bells yeah jingle bells jingle bells jingle bell rock especially what's the worst kids choir the worst one oh the ████ the really weird sad ones like ████ Christmas shoes or some ████ or ████ my two front teeth or whatever the ████ nah um oh that ████ sucks yeah yeah that ████ sucks what's that one Bruce Springsteen one where he keeps going holidays are coming that one sucks
17:45 the song sucks ass yo what the ████ that's called butt Rock right it starts laughing like for the last part and you're just like why are we listening to this ████ anything sung by Josh Groban I'm like I'm out bro I'm out too yeah I'm out I like Josh Groban uh I can't say that I wouldn't lie I lied I lied okay I feel like Europe is the epicenter of Christmas and the more you go away from it the less Christmasy it feels right because then like the east coast is Europe's the epicenter that's like Jesus Christ Christmas the German Christmas and ████ Derek no but they go hard on Christmas like they go so hard that they're like actually not working for like two weeks that's when the back ends isn't ████ dude it's it's but I just feel like Western's capitalization of Christmas is totally different oh yeah we corporatized it yeah but we made it more fun it's Coca-Cola but it goes so hard that the decorations are way
18:37 crazier than ours they have Christmas markets it's like the 626 Night Market where there's all these ████ stores you could get sounds nice it's so good they got these like Russian ladies making Cinnabon rolls and ████ and like hot dogs that go inside of the baguette and they actually are the villages that we paint over here on postcards yeah that's yeah they're the ones we're building out of gingerbread yeah it's so good they got this called this mulled wine thing it's like it's like berries and fruits inside wine and it's ████ warm and ████ you can make some old wine it's so good and it's and then they run it till even after Christmas so these Christmas markets they go into like the first second week of January ████ yeah see I'm cool with that than like before Thanksgiving Christmas ████ I've I don't ████ with that what's the cutoff like when do you start playing music day after
19:28 day after so Black Friday the one music are you playing up to Thanksgiving because there's no real Thanksgiving music yeah there is ████ Josh grew up not his Christmas music his regular music his regular music yeah You Raised Me Up all November your parents had a Christmas in in Asia because I asked my grandma I was like did you guys do the Christmas ████ and she goes yeah and I was like well if you don't have a chimney because a lot of Japanese homes don't have a chimney cauliflower Santa come and give you stuff and she goes oh in Japan they just hide it around your room and I was thinking that suspect like how would they they shouldn't be going into children's bedrooms that's so hard for the parents it's so much more difficult than like just putting it downstairs like I'm gonna crawl in your kid's room yeah like a tooth fairy pulling ████ in so you gotta wake up and
20:18 then you just look for presents in your room this is choosing to live life harder yeah yeah everybody else is like let's just put it in one spot and just lie and tell the people that a guy came down the chimney yeah we put it under the tree it's the easiest much put the tree wherever the ████ is there anything that you don't eat or drink unless eggnog wait no answer that too soon it's disgusting why don't you just tear Christmas down huh yeah eggnog what do you like about Christmas um I like spending time with family but I won't get too terrible answer yes correct answer was gifts and mistletoe I like Santa Claus better than my parents that cause is way cooler dude whoa does anybody actually like eggnog I never tried it I've never had it Pennsylvania Dutch eggnog is ████ good but that ████ will blow what's up
21:10 it's definitely got a taste of Christmas spirit but it doesn't mean I like it what does it taste like can we get some today cinnamon and egg right and then listen to Christmas music as we drink it are you pumpkin spice girl no I'm not oh I had that earlier I like pumpkin spice I like you more for that yeah the Pumpkin Spice Girls need to chill out it's like they're all on cocaine it's because it's seasonal now nowadays is cocaine it's a crisis the new epidemic
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