0:00 like I was like I was just freaking unloading on him like he was on a verge of death and then like we broke apart like he was holding on for dear life and then we finally broke apart and my head was like all right let's finish this guy and I walked and all of a sudden I closed my eyes I woke up and I'm like did I just lose [Music] welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of the careful boys where Nick we're currently off the Record we're off the Record wow you sound so official yeah sounded like the hype train went down huh well you seemed you seemed like disappointed when I said it off the Record usually this one it was disappointing take two come on try it again more importantly we have Ron skulls game here let's give it up for Ron run run
0:50 that was good I'm happier hey everybody uh online has like loved us like putting up different Asians against each other and comparing them and stuff like that would you be able to rank all Asian fight styles from best source or Worse Asian fight Styles dang okay can we start at the bottom can we uh what's the Wacker do you need to write him down yeah can we generate a list on Google yeah hey that's cheating that's not very Asian of you kind of hard dude someone top tier bro yeah that's kind of legit yeah I'm kind of interested in that new Sumo Netflix show really they have a Netflix show dog watching Sumo Fighters some more wrestlers like actually compete they're doing some hardcore ████ that ████ is tight I've seen an entire competition it's exciting there was some super
1:40 Fighters and pride yeah experience yeah it's better it's better than slap fighting bro for sure see talking down on Sumo where's Tai Chi where's Tai Chi is that a martial art oh yeah it's like oh my Lord you really went there no we know where this starts then yes on the bottom Hey where's where's Aikido that's not that's not like Steven Seagal ████ it's totally Steven Seagal yeah it is it is so tough because so many of my friends are like black belts and Aikido are they yeah is it easy to get oh he's like everyone I know is like you know it is so theoretical oh really it is very theoretical like like if Anthony was like punch me like right here though really slow you want me to punch you yeah very slowly and then I'd be like if I kept going you would have broke your arm and then you would have had a black
2:30 belt yeah and that's aikido oh so it's more about like you telling them what's gonna happen um not necessarily I mean that's what they do during class this I would have done this and dislocated this but no I have I have a force field no other hand other hand no other collar oh damn yeah you could have died yeah it's like oh you would have died if I did that yeah it's a lot of theoretical stuff but it's confusing because there's Aikido there's hop keto hop keto is a little bit different there's hip hop keto too now that's legit he knows that one is that like Korean karate I believe it is with a little bit of Judo in it I think it's similar to Judo yeah yeah it is I did a little bit of hot keto but I think it's because my Korean taekwondo Master was just trying to fish different ways to get more money so what did you what would you do in class Taekwondo is ████ good up there they're really good kind of like a cult is Taekwondo on the upper or lower tiers
3:21 Target was like Scientology it depends there's hardcore Taekwondo practitioners and then there's the normal ones that you get a black belt like in six months [Laughter] one is the demos where they just kick a bunch of like really small and they do backflips and they do crazy stuff like oh but that's just still crazy that's what I'm saying it's enjoyable jump off of people's shoulders yeah yeah it's not meant like for actual combat but like it's entertaining I think a good criteria is is if there's actual competition between like two people fighting the other version of Taekwondo I love is because you always see those like the early MMA videos where it's like taekwondo Master versus like Jiu Jitsu whatever the Taekwondo got always gets ████ up into Jitsu that's a tough
4:12 eyebrow that's a tough what's that one Israeli one that's like is that upper two or lower tier that'll totally f up a person that has no idea what they're doing like because everything is like just eye gouges and nut shots yeah it's very theoretical yeah everything is just like lethal lethal shots it's it's tough because I would say for self-defense any of those martial arts would be beneficial except maybe the touchless one what's that you mean this one where they look at you yeah oh ████ God damn oh the Bluetooth ones have you guys seen the one where the ladies the ladies on the beach and it's like they're all a bunch of white people on the beach punch me and then she's like all right get your Chi ready and then she's like getting ready and the guy like runs at her full clip any
5:02 ████ destroys her barrels anywhere yeah yeah and she's like 50 something she was supposed to stop it with with Chi yeah the wall right and she gets ████ a blue and the sounds she makes when she gets hit is like oh satisfied so bad no no you ever hear like a bug hit your windshield yeah yeah yeah yeah it was it like the grape uh ████ Vineyard girl lady yeah it's kind of like that actually it's very similar and then and then the guy's like well you should have ████ had your horse so what's your what do you think is number one let's maybe go the other way as far as martial arts foreign
6:05 I'm saying two fighters of this esteemed style in a room different you know Styles which one is always like pound for pound always gonna win so you're going based off effective not favorite dude I think it's 50. it's tough there's so many variables 50 50 between Muay Thai and Jitsu because what are the what are the variables is are we ranking it based on the effectiveness of self-defense or are you based it on com hand-to-hand combat hand-to-hand combat hand in hand yeah yeah yeah yeah like in a ring yeah is Brazilian but then it also derived from Judo yeah right um so I would say Judo is the most effective um because you can neutralize the strikes hopefully that you don't get hit yeah and then now you have complete control whereas the striker he needs that distance to do something in the clinch he can strike but against judoka
6:56 his clinching ain't gonna really mean too much yeah you know he's gonna get tossing up on his back that's okay more time they got clinched too they do but if they end up on their back now what at least with the judoka they can be fine on their feet and on their back so they have a higher chance of success because they they're more comfortable what if a sumo wrestler comes out of nowhere and sits on him that's tough that's tough bro and that guy's like 450. he resigned you know they're fast too huh yeah ████ fast and they're hella big and they can't be stopped either yeah and they do the 5 000 ████ slap yeah that's Honda yeah and if they grab a hold of your underwear you're ████ yeah off the ground if they get you by your whale tail dude yeah they're gonna rip that banana hammock right off yeah yeah buy your garter belt how stretchy underwear is now these days like I don't think those techniques are
7:46 as effective but by that time by that time is that more of an athlete versus athlete versus for sure martial art versus martial art yeah you know what I'm saying because then you would have to be like a hundred and like let's say 70 pound kickboxer versus 170 pound sumo wrestler that would make it equal right not like 170 pound kickboxer and a 450 pound sumo wrestler I guess it depends on my the ethos of the fighting style like if like a monk comes in he's like Shaolin best way to defuse any size enemy they're like all right let's see it dude okay you know what I mean what about a judoka versus like a sumo wrestler in a locked room good shot both are naked with walls up like that dance okay good shots can compete with a wrestler you know you know and then also oh their rules are there no rules no rules dude no rules
8:36 how about this what rules what Zuma doesn't know how to hit they only know how to manipulate the position they do know how to do this thing they do that ████ they ████ shove people dude they're basically just throwing your weight off your momentum yeah and but they're ████ strong I feel like if I got hit with one I was like get knocked out dude pop strikes bro are there Knockouts in Sumo no well they're so ████ big on each other but if you hit me I'm I feel like they could punch each other like they could slap each other oh like slap fighting yeah bro slap fighting which no no rings no rules if somebody comes at you and this is their style you're gonna take them out every time oh hey he takes them out for me yeah oh
9:27 yeah I'll just punch him but I'm really good at it you know Rod's very good at punching whatever that's what I know you know just like an MMA a wrestler is in trouble even though they're a good Striker they're gonna go back to what they know which is wrestling you know like uh you do you do dancing let's say you take out ballet right you mess up in the middle of your ballet set what are you gonna go about to go like punching you're gonna crop [Laughter] what is cerium XM Satellite yeah today's video is brought to you by Lumi all right me to tell you the truth I am not a deodorant guy I used to wear deodorant all the freaking time in high school until one day someone told me you know that stuff is harmful to you and I was like for real so I did my research and I was like yeah I couldn't believe it there's Metals in there it's disgusting
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12:01 off the starter pack with code OTR alumedeodorant.com that equates to over 40 percent of your starter pack when you visit Luminate deodorant.com I use the code o t r did someone tried selling that to me the other day I didn't even know it's still around what is it it's like a Korean wrestling thing seriously oh yeah is that I'm saying it wrong oh Assyrian or Syrian s-y-r-i-o it's like it's like but it was on physical one yeah physical 100 there were a ton of dudes that specialize in that yeah and girls yeah it's like s-s-i-r-e-u-m they might be spelling it wrong for English is it like Korean Sumo or is it like yeah it might be Korean Sumo you must be a good wrestler because you have a really nice body yeah it's a Korean restaurant Korean wrestling a folk folk wrestling style in traditional National how good is that oh I assume that's like a Greco let's see yeah I just don't know the
12:51 history behind it to know what came first right because there's Mongolian restaurant yeah it's crazy and it's very similar and they're grabbing pants too what about that wrestling thing where they grease up yeah leather vests like that fraternity party yeah no there's like there's like a real an actual traditional wrestling form like what are we talking about where they Lube up have you seen they do yeah they're like all like greasy stuff like WWE and they like squeeze each other it's like a real it's like a real one I've seen on Old School yeah yeah yeah right what do you want Spice channel it's a classic I forgot what it was called it's rated R it's family friend yeah I feel like you're getting your pornos mixed up how about it do you think you could beat three capoeira guys attacking you at the same time dude yeah
13:41 how about two karate guys that are red belts yes wow no I have I have an extreme confidence in my abilities to hurt people in a physical manner that's scary that's so ████ cool to have how about just 10 regular women that aren't martial arts at all that's tough because my uh and they're really old but they're trying to kill you bro yeah I would run I would run I would just run I would find the the first point of escape and just get out of there I might face I might like stiff arm one you know just to send a message ah don't do it and then create a line of escape and then just pull no way Rod would arrange them in a straight line and push one and they'd all fly I'm trying to find his perfect opponent I was I was a bouncer at a bowling alley once and there's this giant dude like six foot plus tall and
14:32 like probably 300 pounds but like like a pro wrestler looking dude and uh we kick him out and then out of nowhere he runs back through the front and the bowling alley was crowded it was like a nightclub bowling alley really strange um and you see him just sprinting through the crowd and you see people flying out of the way he runs up trying to beat some dude and it was freaking it was like straight out of a movie and then um and then I go and I jump behind him he's like Galloping like a freaking horse because I'm tiny you know and I pull him back and then I drag him out the side door again and um but I I didn't realize I was choking him so he passed out like halfway through the hallway and he fell on top of me I was like oh shoot this freaking sucks and this is where reality hits in like dude someone big enough lays on you there's not a whole lot you can really do because physics comes in because especially with 300 so she was dead wait dude my lower half was like oh
15:22 my gosh like there's no hip excuse I have no hips I have no hips no no luckily you know I had a whole team there so they they rolled him off of me and then uh we we finished that whole situation but uh nice you killed him I love it he took care of that job at a bowling alley out of all places yeah crazy no pulse yeah Dead when's the last time like you got your ass handed to you um uh the fight right after that I lost also I lost because I walked into a punch and I was like that's a fluke right because everybody's like oh you're supposed to destroy this guy and then so uh I fought again against Albert Morales uh he was like a UFC vet and uh he knocked me out with the same exact punch for me doing the same exact thing I was
16:12 just chasing him around I was like okay in my head same thing in my head like when I lost the first time like I was like I was just freaking unloading on him like he was on a verge of death and then like we broke apart like he was holding on for dear life and then we finally broke apart and my head was like all right let's finish this guy and I walked and all of a sudden I closed my eyes I woke up and I'm like did I just lose that sucks and then the same thing happened again because I didn't learn my lesson and so I'm chasing this guy and I knew my head's like all right I beat this guy so I was supposed to beat him I got an entry I got I got introduced to go introduce I got an invitation go change Demetrius Johnson afterwards uh to help me either get in the UFC or getting a one and then you know and I'm chasing him around I hit him a couple times and he's like running running running running and then I closed my eyes and I wake up and the ref is there he's like and I'm like ah did I just lose oh man
17:03 to the same situation again I'm like fudge and I watched a tape and sure enough it was like you could put him side by side do a remix on Instagram and she's like me just walking and me going and then waking up and then it was then I was like okay maybe I don't chase people anymore maybe I keep my hands up maybe I get more technical now um that was last time I got beat up uh but as far as like getting beat up beat up or like in training like are there any times like your training Partners like piece you up or like that's a no that's a no that's a no if I've ever seen one dude zoom in on that he's all I'd ask him but they're all dead the job's finished [Laughter] what about uh your coach uh Romy oh I'm like twice the size he's like a one but he doesn't he doesn't piss you up are you guys are like equals now it's um the size difference is too great oh yeah
17:53 how come I'm way bigger than me but you whoop my ass yeah why is that right that's not fair The Experience Gap is too big oh too many variables see that's not fair yeah that's ████ huh yeah yeah I uh yeah no um uh I haven't I haven't got my I haven't gotten my butt handed to me for in a bit so you feel really confident with like 99 of the world that's serious and it's weird I know I feel like Superman but uh you should feel like Superman yeah I literally have zero fear of any like human being um as far as like physical L Ron Hubbard that's pretty ████ cool um yeah it's a great feeling everyone's scared of L Ron Hubbard in the clear trunks but that doesn't mean I would put myself in a bad situation you know and because
18:44 I've done so much personal I have so much experience with personal security like when I take my family or friends in the area I'll I'll have a good gauge of whether it's a safe environment or not like we'll walk into a place and I'm like oh I better keep my eye on people so I'll I'll lock on a certain like targets that I think that maybe a Potential Threat to us and I just keep my eye on them for the rest of the night um and so like I'm I always have like a security like mindset mindset from doing that from doing security for so long but it's in my nature to protect others I suppose dude Ron's ████ Jason Bourne dude tight can you uh be security for my apartment complex yeah yeah yeah the car's not getting stolen oh I was uh I I suck with music I don't know much about music but uh I was supposed to do security for a plus so plume really is that that's tight is that a type of dolphin he's like the biggest he's like he's like a big Mexican artist right now he's huge oh
19:34 that's he's just playing that's right you always know who these artists are I'm gonna start playing them in the gym and I was like this guy's kind of tight whoa he does like like new age stuff with like kind of like a like a traditional Mexican song oh yeah Geo played for me it's supposed to be like a huge artist I didn't know he's got a sick little Edgar haircut have you seen his haircut it looks like yeah he's like super big up and coming he looks like Chavez but you're supposed to be you're supposed to do personal security for him yeah I was supposed to help uh uh do the event because they had 200 guards for that event and he had like 10 personal security guards and so um my friend has a company called bolo protection services and uh he got contracted to do it but he didn't enough guys he was like hey uh you're in security can you help me build a team so I I had contact still so I built I brought over like four or five guys wow that could vouchable for him and I was gonna lead it but um April my wife pulls she has the power
20:25 to pull the family card at any time yeah yeah so that ████ ████ pulled the car oh dude [Laughter] yeah I'm not scared I said man not one man ah okay technicalities what did she say she says ████ Disneyland day or something yeah she's like I haven't seen it a bit like uh she didn't have to say specifically she's like hey you want to go to dinner oh wow and that cancels out everything yeah I already know like um you're a good guy's so busy so I wonder what Nick's thinking right now when Tiff is just like hey I want to see you one of these can't do it I'm like what dude I'm gonna go hang with pistol Plumas [Laughter]
21:16 yeah and it's only because like uh you know my family I only see him two three hours a day and then if I have to work longer then I don't see him at all you know um like Renzo today like I'm not gonna see him until like 9 00 p.m tonight when I get home and I left at like 6 a.m this morning um yeah yeah so it's uh yeah the balance so if they if they pull the card I'm like all right cool so like at any point in time if I drove here you know luckily that wouldn't have happened because she's out of town for work and then Renzo's with the nanny right now but uh oh bro just break up I'm chill right there can I bring him next time yeah we're gonna go off the record with him yeah yeah he'll respond now he'll talk dude that's awesome he'll steal some beans nice but dad's a ████ actually shoot I was giving him a bath uh I'm giving him a bath last night this is probably a little too TMI and like he's
22:07 four years old so he's like learning what's right and wrong and I'm just getting on the back he's like Dada I'm like what he's like what's wrong with your wiener I'm like what do you want what's wrong with my wiener it's uh it's Cricket I'm like what I'm like not we why are you looking at that you know look at that you look at your own weiner [Laughter] yeah you know do you feel like your wieners crooked let's take a look you didn't know until then huh so it was leaning to the left because the water you know the water just like he knows what crooked is that's that's now gonna show up on your fight stuff crooked as your weakness he has no weaknesses except for his
22:57 crooked penis in water though only in parentheses 145 pounds leans to the left that he's crooked but not how you need not what you think dude that's the best comment look at your own wiener yeah I didn't even know he knew the word Cricket yeah yeah seriously how do you know what a crooked wiener is I'm like who are you hanging out with yeah like who are you talking to who else is giving you a bath Oh My Boy tell me all the homies all the homies foreign
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