0:02 he tells me all the time he's like my dad didn't love me and then I hug him and then he pulls out his dick and that's usually that's our friendship [Music] welcome back to another highly enthusiastic episode of the careful boys we have with us Mr nimish Patel today [Applause] hey we were talking about something before we started rolling I thought it'd be cool to expand on it how do we feel about serial killer series or documentaries being a little too glorifying for the killer I I'm not looking forward to Jeffrey Dahmer costumes this Halloween and it's already starting to bother me because white people always look kind of strange in their goofy ass decisions
0:54 he's not even full dude oh ████ that's not even really authentic no he's the guy that Jeffrey picks up at the club yeah I'm down I do the little dance would you would you give credit to like creative costumes from Jeffrey Dahmer's series like that what like blood everywhere I think being Dahmer himself is a little like that's easy if you can like a human meat sandwich with you and start giving it to people and that would be a costume and and you're holding a vintage Budweiser can oh yeah that's cool I'd be like you really went for it that's the best part of Dahmer is like what a raging alcohol he was like it's the best part he's always ████ you know drinking pvrs the whole ████ show with no beer belly do you think that was a brand deal I think so yeah for sure it feels a little bit like it when he says it the first time he goes like two pbr's like it says a little too
1:45 clear yeah you have to kill somebody he's like PBR the most delicious beer and then stabs oh damn you know you just see the PA turning the cans so that the logo's facing camera continuity you know what's a good costume I think if you're a fridge and you open it and you're the head in the fridge that's a good costume the freezer right that's too much commitment to a ████ serial rapist murderer yeah and then that way you could be any serial murderer it doesn't have to be necessary or you're just the first victim and then the entire time you walk around all night dancing you're just like I'm not gay though yeah that might not be a costume that might just be a real situation do you think there's like another side to having these uh what do you they're not documentaries right they're series but it's like there's like another side that's like kind of like oh let's show some awareness to like how crazy people actually were you know what it is it's a
2:35 road map okay for everybody else out there blueprint it's a blueprint it's ████ it's a reward in a way it is a reward for sure because when you watch it you're like murdering all these people is not that hard like what's the last time early 90s yeah pick up a bunch of loners I was like I could I could do that I think I think I can get like five off yeah just like mentally prepares the next psychopath right they're just like oh this is when he messed up maybe if I did it like this it'd be clean yeah maybe don't have the heads in the fridge you know yeah like he wasn't even trying they don't have hundreds hundreds it seems so easy to kill people back in the 90s he just had a giant uh what's called that yeah just acid like how did you just get that in the 90s right like what scares me is that like
3:25 when you look at his method and you look at the entire thing it's Plug and Play you just gotta find the most unrepresented not cared about minority currently and that's the one that you can get the most kills off before you get caught so go ahead which what is it what's the most underrepresented minority you got to go to really specific communities yeah like that's really you got to like do some research what's too small probably that Community there's not enough of those if I'm a Serial murderer and I'm thinking like I can only murder Native American people who are trans like that's going to be hard but how many how many people are in the fighter comedian
4:16 Community you know what I mean what the the comedians that are also fighters oh that's a good Community to Target oh Brendan Schaub he's the only guy no way I'm gonna kill that guy Ronnie Chang yeah Ronnie we coming for you man tell Ronnie do you guys know Ronnie I don't know is he a fighter oh yeah he's been training Jiu Jitsu for a while now um but yeah Ronnie we come in man demographics we're down you would see that or Native American trainers I think it'll be harder to murder a fighter versus just like a random person because spiders know how to fight yes sure 100 probably not dude probably not probably not because you know because you know what you wouldn't expect it though because if he doesn't shake hands with me first and then bump and then sit on a butt and I don't know what the ████
5:07 I'm gonna do because is it biting in the ring it's like a different mindset than fighting out in the street like you're not ready for it you're not prepared would you have gone away if you were the first victim Jeffrey Dahmer how would you have got out of that as soon as he was like hey uh you want to come back to my place and take some photos I'll be like I'm good sir let's say you're already there he's like I wanted to take some martial arts photos and you're ████ an idiot he's not gonna get you some head shots I'm in the bathroom getting pumped up yeah I'm in a ghee and I'm making the sounds with the geek you're already in the point where he's holding the knife and he's telling you to do ████ how do you get out of that as a fighter you know watching that scene I in the first episode of Dahmer I was like I think you would have murked me for sure I don't think I would have gotten out just no hope I think Nick would have ████ him so good and he would have passed and then it would have got out like yeah I just walked out the front door hey thanks man yeah next right in my back yeah I would do that I would do that you
5:59 would have just kissed them bro I would blow his back out so good dude for survivorship though while you're using martial arts you have no defense for that situation ████ dude let me let me let's let's like if you had it yeah try it out let's see like see this wouldn't work bro that's all you got it you gotta hold your little game yeah that looks pretty cool I think that's just kung fu yeah looks pretty tight honestly yeah yeah I think that and I I remember looking at that machete and I was like that's ████ really big machete dude that's really big but isn't there ways to disarm a guy from a machete I don't know you know the best ways it's not my wheelhouse dude so I actually you know seniors fight back I actually went to that because oh you did yeah I was helping them out and uh Ron skulls then he was teaching right and he was saying like the best thing to do in
6:50 situations like that is to just be aware and to not even be in that situation in the first place because that's the best self-defense don't get old don't walk down the street no abstinence is the best way it is don't be a horny guy it literally is though that's what all yeah that's true when you are in that situation and they have a weapon you want to like grab them right here and do a clinch a clinch is that what it's called yeah yeah the guy has a machine yeah you gotta come in like this and he's gonna like you know what I mean yeah but can't try it on Pat right now let's work shopping huh I think you've got to get a stool or a chair yeah you got to create this and then yeah just like in Chinese films where they get the folding chair with this oh you know what if I had a jacket
7:41 I'd take that off dude and I go classic Jackie and I go hey I don't want trouble I don't want trouble that's true then I put my jacket on him just watch that movie again it's so ████ good rush hour is such a good rush hour is a gym class oh my I gotta watch it again it's so good is it the fourth in production right now I don't know is it I believe it I think so nothing beats one yeah another beats one oh yeah one's June towel right hey whatever yeah I don't remember yeah underrated dude there's a reason we all remember that guys dude that dude's sick he needs his own spin-off team yeah that fool is like cultural you know what I mean yeah we need we need Jun Tao minute dude he was ahead of his time and he had the blonde hair and everything yeah dude he was ████ Asian Cisco that's what K-pop is now but that wasn't Juneau joondal was the white guy the the guy with the blonde hair the Asian got the
8:32 Cisco Asian guy was yeah Cisco Asian guy was the assistant oh what's that name but he was unnamed I thought that was dude that guy was assumed that it was Juneau you thought he was June 10. he's the fake June time they picked you out with a white man spoiler alert sorry guys the Star Wars level spoiler alert if you haven't seen Rush Hour by now it's like yeah what are you doing dude yeah don't be an ████ what year did Rush Hour come out sorry who gives a ████ right continue back to Donald let's go seriously would you guys be like more uh sensitive about uh like the Dahmer thing resurging if uh he had only killed Indian guys what if he had only killed like if that was his Mo to kill straight Indian comedians straight Indian males from Jersey who are not doctors
9:25 that's interesting I don't know how I would feel about it think about that demo all the Indians that didn't become doctors from Jersey because you know like a lot of ████ do one of their main problems is like you know people in the in the gay black commuter like dude that's ████ up like she's killing our people yeah they were they're upset that they were killing that he was killing their people and that I guess those I only watched episode one yeah does it because that's all you need to watch really does it demonstrate yeah does it demonstrate that the cops didn't give a ████ about the gay black community that's why it went on so long there was a black neighbor who was like for a year this lady who was like yo it smells like death yeah she was trying to tell but I read that that wasn't that was fictionalized that he wasn't actually a neighbor she lived in another complex oh so you made a whole other building over
10:15 she smelled death yeah it's death over there the lady the lady that wrote like the like the best-selling uh biography of the guy said like that wasn't true that was fictionalized so that they could enhance the story the thing is it's like something like that could happen in real life too like somebody could be calling the cops and Dad I don't want to listen to it but there was an actual phone call though that the lady was like hey I think there's something going on here and the cops was like oh no we already took care of it but then they did I mean that sounds about right yeah yeah so I could see that but there wouldn't be any more of like a feeling if it was something closer to you I would think I would think uh part of me would be like that's ████ up he's killing all these people but also like all right cool Indian people getting their shine finally hot commodity it would be dope to have like 9 or 12
11:07 Indian actors being played portrayed on television people he killed and then it ends with a Bollywood credit scene just all dancing with the serial killer and zombies and ████ you ████ fire it'll set up the finale you know I'm sure I'm sure there's serial killers in India that obviously only kill Indian people and ████ we never hear about them we likely never will but if we're glorifying we gotta get some shot on them for sure I think they need some they need some publicists man yeah yeah yeah you guys got to park here so I want to see the Bollywood serial killer movie that'd be so is there such a thing no I don't know no but the Bollywood movies of this ████ anyways dudes they're probably looking at serial murders like that ████ is too basic yeah we need to be riding in on elephants jumping over Bridges and exploding atomic bombs that bring us into space I love Bollywood scenes so sick just put so much work into that they're the best like I think
11:58 they're aware they're self-aware of how crazy they are so now now that's not no longer parody it's like we're just gonna have fun with it and I think it's beautiful that's what I'm saying the Dahmer version Bollywood style like I want to see that ████ I feel like Vin Diesel is copying Bollywood you know what I mean like Indian movies Vin Diesel and fast Vin Diesel yeah the whole Furious franchise I feel like they're just trying to do what Indian people I've been doing in cinema you know overactive yeah you know what you know what I think they're doing I think they're slowly trying to prep us for Indian Cinema oh good so they're just getting more and more bollywood-ish until we are finally ready to accept how cool is which it is that's what the Rock's doing too that's why he's like that's the next Market I gotta tap into well you see I see it pushed on like my Netflix all the time but oh yeah yeah more about and I'm like oh ████ they're like Bollywood uh Netflix produced
12:50 Bollywood films and I see that on my Netflix all the time I just don't know which one to watch oh you want to know RR that one's hilarious the one that came out on Netflix ████ action movies just two buff ass dudes it's banana are they doing like Superman ████ because that's what I really like I have to see this it's Superman stuff there's like the way they like dramaticize and set up like Hero characters and stuff everybody's super scared about this thing like these this tiger or some ████ these mobs like jump up on this fence everybody's like oh they're all scared except for one dude he's just standing there all Stern and stuff the way they set up Heroes later on when he takes off sure he's got like 14 pack yeah that's tight yeah whenever someone describes the body of a movie it sounds like a child describing something and then those tires that's Bollywood exactly I'm like doing a good job he sure it is honey he sure
13:42 it is here eat your vegetables I will say though that I think Indian dance films are better than American dance films Oh by far you've seen one you seen an Indian dance move anything's better than step up too in the streets never see step up two in the Stream but it's the plot it's like I didn't realize this because we know like as dancers were always like why aren't dance movies so like corny but then you guys haven't written one oh because because we can only do the dancing we can't do the writing what was you do you think you got served with corny no I thought that was like I actually thought that was perfect but uh there's Indian ones where they mix in cultural things and that's what I realized it's like in dance films it can't tap into any like cultural stuff like in street dancer 3D which is like a pretty big dance uh movie in India the plot is that this one dancer
14:32 guy who's like traveling gets offered to to uh kind of bring some like to illegally bring some other like Indian guys over to like UK and they get stuck there and then they were like cheated out of their like indentured servitude so they were gonna come to a job and they actually like got scammed and now they're like begging him to like help them and he's like ah man I'm I'm trying to dance damn that sounds pretty real it's like you get to see like oh culturally that's a ████ real problem but then in dance films there is no real problem it's just the rec center dance is a problem dance is a solution it's okay that's that's what I mean and that's life baby problem dance the solution we're setting like a rom-com setting or some ████ like that right exactly yeah step up two setting half of them or it's like fish out of water setting it's like that kind of deal they were just dancing in the streets that's all I remember yeah like Save the Last Dance and stuff and it gets real when
15:23 they talk about like every Indian person in that film their parents don't want them to dance so it's pretty ████ right on them uh I mean I know Hassan is working Hudson is working on a him as co-creator working on a dance movie about like the Indian dance community and college dances and stuff but it's odd to me that in that movie you're talking about that the Indian parents don't want someone dance like my parents forced my sister to dance as a career well as a career no but as like a thing to pursue just like in my system yeah and like my sister my and to my cousins were like obsessed with it and is there a separation in like just the girls though not the guys yeah I mean Bart not team is classic Indian Indian dance and it was something that they made them do and then my sister and my two other cousins like became like very involved in because it was
16:15 part of their culture became like a very identifying thing for them that had huge meats and at the bay obviously didn't go on like doing it forever but there's still a huge Indian dance Community like big competitions and all that so it's odd to me that people like don't dance I think it's hard to turn into a career yeah that's where it's different because I don't see we didn't see a lot of Indian dancers in the industry so I saw Bhangra dancers when I would do shows and stuff but that was its own industry I feel like exactly yeah I mean that's just the Indian entertainment industry and dance and that culture was so big on its own yeah that they it was just so clearly another industry it's huge like where people that were not Indian would get hired to participate in those like that industry sometimes or didn't smack also do like Indian Dancing Yeah Yeah she got hired to do a Just Dance India
17:05 like Bhangra yeah and that's what the rotation it was with ritesh yeah ritesh was the leader dude the movie should be about that culture uh that whole scene with with Jeffrey Dahmer like coming in and only targeting the people that's like oh you're trying to come up with your dance queer I'm I'm murdering take some photos for you his name is Jeffrey uh what's a what's the Indian last name Patel Patel we're over here in Hollywood we're like how come there's not a lot of Indian dancers in these uh these music videos and stuff nowadays all of them keep getting murdered by Jeffrey Patel dude name of the show Patel Patel yeah so I guess it doesn't really matter like in terms of race it's just a bad thing that uh it's glorifying a murder so heinous right if I was like halfway
17:55 serial killer let's say I've done like you know three four murders already and I'm trying to work up to my Legend and then I see a Netflix show and it's just like Dumber right yeah Mama and I'm like oh my God one day it's gonna be Lee you know what I'm saying I'm like it's fully glorifying yeah you're giving them an Olympics basically yeah it's also a thing for a lot of those guys like they are narcissists and that's what they're seeking you know they're seeking fame even though it's through that Avenue so yeah and he puts like you said any potential guy or like School shooters that's why there's copycats it's the same ████ it's like because they're being glorified you know what though there's another point and Jason Cheney said it yesterday you know Jason Cheney I don't know who that is anyway you guys saw each other's penises but we'll talk about it later talk about that later but he was saying like especially about Jeffrey Dahmer he goes yeah like all these guys probably want their name out there and all that but at the end of the day they just want to be loved too like
18:46 everyone else that's what Jason Jenny said damn that's empathy bro that's empathetic you know I mean but Jason Cheney's like oh that's so nice that's true though because his dad ████ never loved him man you saw that Jeffrey Dahmer's dead yeah Jeffrey I think you're talking about Jason I was like damn dude Jason your father never loved you man that's that's a Star Wars spoiler that's why he goes around showing his dick to other dudes yeah Pat can confirm his bad dad really didn't love him he tells me all the time he's like my dad didn't love me and then I hug him and then he pulls out his dick and that's usually that's our friendship that's how it happens you know what you want to know the worst ████ movie out of all the things all the elements we've discussed a Bollywood film that's an Indian version of Expendables where all the characters are past School shooters High School shooters what thank
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