0:00 [Music] all right so uh i wanted to bring this one up because we've actually talked about this dude on jk news before and unfortunately there's a little bit of a tragic update oh do you guys remember the brazilian hulk no no oh yeah yeah yeah you do oh the guy who put a bunch of synthol in his body oh you tell me he died what the ████ you're telling me oh he started the inflection oh you're telling me he died oh man that is really sad but ████ he died guys he puts like synthol in his did his heart tuck her out what happened really you know where you know where he ████ up the synthol it should have been olive oil olive oil see cause i read that olive oil is actually good for you but all these other oils like corn oil canola oil
0:51 synthol can't cook with that older oil hey i got a very low smoke what the ████ is synthol synthetic oil okay there it is this is a brazilian bodybuilder who's known for injecting an oil solution into his muscles he's just died at the age of 55. his name is valdir sagato also known as a brazilian hulk hey but he was he died jack though oh yeah like right when he died he just like came out of his ass but do you think he lifts though like what if he's weak ass ████ he's just being he's carrying them s████ around all day that is lifting yeah that's true so he's been warned by doctors that his methods of looking so big could create health complications um he was pretty much what happened he recently asked for help from a neighbor and complained about shortness of breath um it was a heart attack it was around 6
1:42 00 am more or less he came crawling through the back house of his neighbor came to the front then he knocked on his mother's window the neighbor's mother's window knocked and she woke up and he said help me help me because i'm dying oh that's uh too real too that's really yeah that's true that's real he knocks it sounds like a ████ grenade's going off like that his arms are jacked jacked he was taken to the north emergency care unit for treatment they put him in the car and then the neighbor went to the epa he arrived and he fell at the reception so you were saying that when you inject that has nothing to do it doesn't make you any stronger right no no it's purely cosmetic yeah so that food is a ████ honda accord with a massive spoiler on the back with type r he's a type r handler now you put like three stickers on and you think you faster it's more like it's more like a ████ minivan that puts spinning rims on
2:33 i wonder how many years he's been doing this been doing for a minute he said he was influenced so basically he was influenced by the size arnold schwarzenegger and the incredible hulk uh had and he clearly wanted to do whatever he could to imitate them walk i mean he could just ████ work out really hard eat a lot of people just do steroids like everybody else dude is arnold natty no no he's not that famous what's nanny if he's not on oh ████ no he's on steroids hello he's admitted to then coming that's what he said has he admitted to it the pump is better than coming that's what he says all the time uh he managed to get his super human looks thanks to injecting his muscles with a concoction consisting of oil alcohol and painkillers experts warned oh that's not a good ████ job painkillers yeah his risk of stroke infections abscesses and even amp wait he made a mix of oil alcohol and painkiller but no mention of olive oil
3:23 see like i don't understand why you would inject alcohol i don't think it's like um ████ captain morgan or anything like that it's like painkillers this guy made his own concoction for sure he hadn't injected the synthol solution in a while however he wasn't ruling it out in the future as he wanted to make his breasts even larger he was first warned back in 2016 that his concerning approach could cause disfigurement nerve and muscle damage and a plethora of other nasty outcomes i want to see what he sees like when he goes into the mirror does he see like a ████ scrawny ass dude and he goes i need to get the beaker he did he does you know what here's where it all comes from there's always a backstory for people right uh he said that he he was given the name skin of the nickname skinny dog back when he was younger and that probably ████ with him so clearly he wanted to shed that moniker and he went above and beyond to leave that image oh man it's so real dude dead
4:14 buff guy so so he starts hitting the gym but quickly realized that the results he was aiming for wouldn't come with just healthy eating and weight training so there's probably a point where he actually probably looked good yeah he won't look decent but he wasn't arnold sourcing this morphe it's fine so when he was offered synthol by someone at his gym he took it yeah so it's very important to know kind of like really the back story of like people's decision making like if you're in your own mind whether it's body dysmorphia or trauma you know i mean from people giving you a nickname like skinny dog calling you like fat or whatever it is that could for the weaker mind lead into something else and apparently this guy also has an addictive personality it also sucks to be that ████ gateway homie that's like hey try this yeah like dude do you want to get more i think it's better to look past all
5:04 that and just judge him and say that he was really stupid for doing that and that's more fun that's more fun yeah yeah of course we think that he makes you real by showing us his trauma yeah of course of course we know that his body dysmorphias stem from trauma i think guys like this should date girls that have multiple plastic surgeries on their face and their ████ titties and stuff where they get those big titties i think they feel big that it like sags to their kneecaps yeah because otherwise his titties are bigger than any other chicks is there anything attractive about that look to you julia raydom one of them have you seen the big boob girls i'm talking about it's a genre their boobs are so huge i don't think you know this but it's a joke they're almost always biker chicks too almost always biker chicks he's not even like he doesn't even look as crazy as some of those like dude look at his
5:54 ████ tits man yeah that's correct and then it's weird because he didn't even inject his legs he just looks like a like when a kid tries to draw a wrestler and you ████ the proportions up you're like get this ████ out of here he could have just used photoshop too i don't think that's attractive it just looks it just looks way too big you don't like big dudes you don't like big ████ strong dudes super muscular you all like big news what's your ideal male body type um out of the five of us i'm just kidding ryan was included out of the slime no no no no no no you don't want to know no way you guys okay yes yes we want to know don't include me if yoshi was here yeah she answers yoshi 100 oh yeah yeah yeah she has nine yeah bart's booty for sure
6:45 i haven't seen it yet so i don't want to say ass in the game literally jocking it every day that's a natty ass too i straight molest bar like i slap his ass we can't call because i want something from him yes absolutely you ever seen that kim kardashian thing where you ████ bottled like a wine glass on his ass yeah yeah and on his tits too i need to see that on jk news i need to i'm just waiting for the day when bart really needs money [Laughter] you're always you know what i want i'm always checking in yeah how's that balance oh come on say something nice about bart's butt dude don't make it weird bart's butt man he's kind of big but don't make it weird oh you might not say something he got a big button in my movie joe's like actually really into bart and he's like he's like no no he necks them dude
7:36 it's not even that big yeah yeah yeah i like the way you guys are talking about him like that no we gotta respect him a little bit more that's true that's you out of my all my years of working with them there is some form of bromance between them maybe a little bit more every time we ████ talk about bart's meat like joseph gets all quiet slow zoom and the music kicks in you can hear a ████ mouse eating in the corner that's how you really find the leaks in the building just bring them in and talk about bars that's it it's like oh i heard everything no really his ass is amazing it's pretty crazy do you know what his workout is like the get lean program yeah i know it's really really early it's really early and i have to start
8:26 like 3 25 in the morning you gotta you gotta get to sleep by like 9 30 p.m you won't get jacked if you don't start it like 1 15. you always got to sleep like this you got to sleep upright you can't sleep would you ever get any cosmetic surgery no if you had to what would be the first thing yeah what part of your face you're like i ████ hate this ████ i gotta fix it or would you do any like anti-aging ones like botox in 15 years or some ████ like that yeah no i don't know right now things like okay okay classic asian ████ right like uh eyebrow tattoo no not even like an asian mom put like over here a lip filler slight lip filler good that one's ████ up i think lipsticks are fun raising the cheekbone thing or or shaving the the jawline oh man those are crazy nuts it's very
9:17 common though there are moments where i do feel like that like my face is like perfect the way it is no no no no no no [Applause] there are moments where i feel like my face is wide but when i really think about wanting to win when do you think this cosmetics i don't know sometimes it's just like when i think about cosmetic surgery i like i look at my face and i'm like i actually like the way that i look like hey thanks all right judge our faces is our face no tearless tearless on faces diagnose us with cosmetic surgery don't say don't say you don't say you would fix my face with a fist i know okay how about this oh my god how about this who would dream i would be a boot who would benefit the most here from a nose job go a no-show
10:08 i'd i want one and be harsh flat asian nose you got a flat asian nose looks like someone need me in the face you probably somebody didn't shut up dude that never happened okay actually everyone here's got a nice nose okay look who has the best ears in the room [Laughter] and let's go let's go let's go counterclockwise damn dude you're going hey nick did you know my earlobes hell is stretch look yeah that's really good who doesn't want to hang on that's like a buddha style yeah um i think buddha style who doesn't say that you have like a lot of good fortune when it stretches i think they say i'm immortal when it's just like really long like yeah you got money they kind of bounce when you talk yeah they said that it's a sign of long
10:58 life or cancer so it's nice okay good nice it's like ear cleavage oh yeah dude so so if we pick a cosmetic surgery for each of us yeah we can all benefit from that please come on no holds barred literally the worst person because i just like how everyone looks in general oh hey wow wow that's brave that's really brave oh yeah treat me though honest question though nick yeah yeah honest question you got ████ free cosmetics would you be like would you drain your ears never because it's like it's who you are and if you don't get it it's not even from who i am it's because i do train a lot so it's like no matter what it was kind of go back probably but do you feel like more of a man it will it doesn't go away no i think it's a cool ████ thing because then people don't ████ with you yeah i think it's i think it's because of how ufc's taken off it's seen as like oh ████ i've seen two guys at a bar yelling
11:48 at each other that they were gonna fight and the insults they were saying was like look how ████ pretty your eyes are you don't ████ fight and the other or his ears and the other guy's all look at your ears those are the ████ prettiest ears i ever ████ seen they were talking ████ like that yeah saying calling each other's ears pretty you should have kicked both their ████ is that cool it's like how they do they clip the doberman ears to make as like a warning like that's what this ████ is i didn't know that that's like an insult to call someone's ears pretty kicked by like fifty percent of the people oh i do too 100 i think you get ████ laid out when i was a kid i i wanted uh plastic surgery you know how people want to fix things i wanna yeah you could do that for free on your own why did you do it it hurts
12:40 i had someone though elementary and then you sing like jeremy irons or whatever ████ scar as soon as i got an injury in elementary school i have one here i had i was like oh it's ████ coming to life bro i got one coming out right here that was every cool henchman yeah scarred the uncle scar the lion so if you got a if you got a voucher for free cosmetic surgery and you have to use it or else flint will never get clean water what would you do you can't make your dick bigger okay that was that was my first yeah yeah yeah you have to do something something or pasadena explodes yup wait no no my god it's not my city it's like i want double eyelid surgery oh it kind of has something going on i get another dimple how about that i only have one on one side okay that's one that's cool because i
13:30 was like that's i'm a freak for having one so i should get two i would get i would get george clooney chan oh wait wait i want to change my mind [Laughter] oh yeah i want to change my dude jordan get that george oh i would i would just grow i would put uh hair plugs right here yeah so you can ████ grow a ████ beard like a thick russian beard he just looks like wolverine i think you look good in a beard do you think so i look like a 10th planet i can't grow one you you would look older than like a teenager wait look at my food man true bro i was like i get a face plant like ████ nicolas cage face off whose face would you get john travolta's face
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