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Nick Got to Interview Marcelo Garcia

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0:00 you can tell that Nick is trying to live stream while not waking anybody up in the house he had that he had that people like waa so that W that knockout was [Music] crazy welcome back to another episode of careful boys bro we thought we were going to have David so but he couldn't make it so we got Tyler with us he didn't even make it to his own show what do you mean his own show what was he supposed to so he was supposed to live stream with Nick uh for 1 FC and I was excited I was oh cool this is so cool they're going to do like the live stream commentary type thing and then so I know it's from like 3:30 a.m. so shout out to Nick for waking up early um but I wake up at 5:00 so I was oh cool they're probably 2 hours in so I live stream I came show up at 5 I was like hey what's up guys and I'm like yo where's David and then Gilbert's like oh message from

0:53 bwan and then he was like he he was like we're wondering the same thing that's your Gilbert depression that was awesome that's a really good what was this thing that was happening we uh we did a live stream with this uh fight organization called 1fc actually called just one now called one oh Gil kept getting mad at me CU I kept calling a 1 FC and he's like you mean one championship and I'm like yeah my bad they rebranded I didn't know that I thought it was always one yeah me too I kept calling out one FC I guess they wanted us to call it just one that's my bad um out of habit so it was just you and Gil it was just me and Gil and we brought on a couple like guests I guess guys who were work on the show like Al they didn't even want people say one fight Championship they just want I guess just one I guess I don't know maybe it's too close to the other fight Championship exactly it's they don't

1:43 want it to be ofc they're like there's a you know only fans club Only fans only fans club Only fans championships so we just watched the fight Cards start and it was in Thailand so they started this a casuals thing mhm and then we just watched it um all the way through until about 8:45 wait so you woke up what time hold on hold on you woke up the two out of three of you woke up at what time I woke I woke up at 2:00 today at 2: ████ and you guys had to you weren't together right you loed on to the David just sleep the whole way through did he even come in he kind of came in later oh so he did come in he didn't come in he just like messaged the group yo my bad dude sorry dude the baby yeah the baby what the B he was like the baby was keeping us up whatever man he been doing ████ like that before the

2:36 baby he knows what he's talking about so you woke up at 2:00 and then the stream started at 3:00 we started at 3:30 and then you you ended when wait is this a.m. or p.m. a.m. 3:30 a.m. this morning like literally that's what I thought and I was like am I understanding this right right now no 6 hours it kind have a trip cuz it's in Thailand so the the fights are really early okay that makes and they want us to do like a live this happened 6 hours ago and you thought that David was going to sit here today no no because he didn't know if they were going to do it he says they have casual things on Friday but well he didn't do either now hey no that's that's the funny thing he didn't do either yeah David will have like four obligations and he's like dude sorry guys I have to do one of them but usually all four fault through so do you normally wake up that early I usually wake up around like 2 a.m. 5 no not 2 this works out and ████ that was

3:26 hard though that was like wakeing up at two I was like ████ so did you rush home last night and just go to I set my not really I just set my alarm till like actually I set I set to like 1:30 and then I was in like bed until like 1:45 and I was like ████ I got to get up what time did you go to sleep last night like 11:00 oh my god oh so today's going to suck for you dude today terrible we're going to be finees it's fine I'm going to if I hit a wall I got enough St we need to base all of today's videos around you talking so that he just gets Delirious oh perfect we got the gold later on today he's just like order him a pizza too so he has a food coma he's like pizza let's do pizza for what you know what we should do we should just I should just keep prompting the same video over and over again like wait didn't we just talk about this Delirious wait am I tripping give him a

4:18 bacon double cheeseburger where's the Sleepy on Mas that's why we have it no no it'll be fine it'll be fine he interviewed you interviewed one of the goats right dude so they they it was kind of like I want to say unorganized but like we didn't know who we were going to they they said we might interview Fighters and we're like what I thought we were just going to do a live stream oh you're like part of a press junket there or what I don't know I guess what did you guys I felt bad for the fighters that had to do the Press with our dumbass you know cuz it's like we're a couple guys in our in our I was in Tiff's office I like destroyed her off you at least like dress up I put a hoodie on I put a nice black hoodie on that's dress up for Nick you can tell that Nick is trying to live stream while not waking anybody up in the house he had that he had that people like whoa so that well that knockout was crazy like wait oh okay cool go sh I was

5:10 like shut the ████ shut the ████ ████ the scream yell the scream oh my God was like Tiff next door or something dude she was like so I was going to do it in my office but my office is right next door to like the bed you know like the wall and then the bed so I was like ████ and she was like just just take my office so I took her office which is like we're separated by the bathroom so it's like all right we got some we should be fine but I could tell you trying to be quiet you know it's funny too was like stop giving away my secrets I'm just kidding no um you're a little embarrassed by that no it was no it was ████ hilarious cuz I was trying to be quiet like not really but it was funny like I had to switch my headphones cuz I had airpods and then when I put the noise cancelling on and I couldn't hear a thing so your boy was like oh my God that's crazy I wasn't I was just being

6:01 loud as ████ and that was totally fine that that didn't even wake Tiff up so I could have been loud the whole time I was like a ████ dude but it was only like the first like two hours I was like so we have right here is um but we had an interview like the goat like the Michael Jordan of Jiu-Jitsu which is Marcelo Garcia this dude's story is crazy he had stomach cancer battled back and then had his like first fight back and he's like a old he's an older dude like he's not many guys his age are still competing so he comes back this is his first Michael Jordan came back and still kicking everyone's ass wow and he came back and he fought this other Legend on like short notice and then with stomach cancer he just beat it wow he just beat it he beat cancer and he beat other ████ competitors yeah he beat a Japanese guy damn but that

6:51 guy's a legend too there's um but he had the whole country of Japan was back so Japan is just like really embarrassed now yeah they're pissed they're so bad to the feudal times well good thing there's a lot of Japanese practitioners cuz it's not like they only have one guy representing this is the one guy was representing them for the entire history he was pretty much the only Japanese guy no but uh he he is probably one of the guys though yeah like manari yeah he's one he definitely it was manari yeah am manari so there's moves named after him that's how like up there he is you know and Marcel Garcia just like beat him in like 3 minutes and then we were like oh cool we watching it and then Gabby who runs the she's the production side she's like hey you have Marcelo Garcia he's going to talk to you guys in 5 minutes I was like what I was are you ████ kidding me did you go put on your black belt afterwards I put on a blue belt cuz

7:42 I felt in F I was like this is about right no and then we started talking to him and I was like yo I'm ████ sh and he was such a nice guy he was super did you Fanboy during the interview yeah I was like I can't believe I'm talking to you right now and I said how does it feel to come back from stomach cancer that's what I said that was my ████ great question what and he was like yeah like it it was you know did you try to relate and be like oh I've had indigestion and things like that yeah yeah I was like my friend has a Crohn's disease and he can't eat wheat bread um that's why I said to him he's like oh cool so about the fight no and then he he was super cool and he just was talking about like his process coming back from the training camp and you know we're just asking like regular like so how did you feel after the fight like that those kind of questions but it was just it was a trip because I didn't think we'd ████ do that that's cool that he was really nice and stuff he was super cool there was no

8:33 point in the interview with him or the producers where it's was like I thought there was supposed to be three of you guys we're missing our friend David did you get to ask him something that you haven't seen him answered like anywhere else no not really cuz it like they we had like 2 minutes you were in like now for the spicy stuff Jill triy to make a joke about how like he was going to beat the next guy he wants to fight is a Japanese guy another one yeah shya iok another leg two guys but he was saying he wanted to fight him a long time ago and then now he's finally get the opportunity and then Gil made some joke about like yeah man that's that's great that you're hunting down all of Japan he made some joke like that and it was like it's funny to us but then he's like oh no I have nothing against the Japanese people he took it seriously like cuz he's like he's a real martial artist yeah he has cuz he's like he's like the good guy of

9:23 sport you know like and one is Asia based too exactly and he's like I do not uh want to be I nothing wrong with even if you were to Chuck like that people could just take it yeah exactly and then I was and then right after he ends it I was like Gil what the ████ dude like on the live stream on the live I was like yo you can't ask him that that's crazy but it it was funny meanwhile like UFC interviews you had cha son in talking about how all of Brazil is playing in mud and throwing ████ at each other's Windows like the American fighter interviews are ████ crazy like the the foreign ones everyone's like you know like polite and gentlemanly like Sean Strickland's calling like ████ you ████ Islamic dog lord it's crazy but casuals like manding is kind of like that right is there anyone else that would do an interview in the I guess in The Fighter world that would kind of make light of

10:13 stuff cuz that is kind of a cool angle yeah I think so I think it's just um just caught me off guard cuz that's like our darling you know I was like yil don't ████ hey you're playing a straight man good good someone has to or else it's not going to look right that's right I'm usually a straight man I'm like hey man stop being so mean to the Fighters and I'm like keep it going but it's like a bad badly executed straight man lay off Gil you shouldn't say that about his mother jeezz that's usually a David comment that's a David would David know who Marcelo Garcia is yeah I think he would okay would de know what time to wake up I kind of had I don't want to say that I kind of had a feeling David wasn't going to be there just cuz it it's it's a tough ass you know so we'll see since wasn't there maybe he'll be here he this ████

11:03 might show up at like 3:00 and I was like yo what up you guys here for JK he no I booked him for the am session no but like you know some David ████ where he's like oh man I thought that's true though he might show up in like 30 minutes Gil might show up too then that's his Wrangler right now does he ever show up at Jun and like yo let me help you sweep he'll book he'll book time and I'll be like bro I told you to tell me cuz I'll be gone to LA and until he'll show up and then like I'll come back to LA while he's there what are the chances yo I'm the we're going to work on some stuff like no I told you you need to tell me when you're coming what were you going to ask oh no I was going to say uh Gilbert has shown up here when we're not here before one time he just like open the door how do you guys get anything done when everyone's like that he hit me one time

11:54 he came here Wednesday you know we never shoot here on Wednesdays and he h he hit me up on Wednesday and he's like yo where's everybody at I'm like it's tomorrow and he's like oh didn't he I think like one of my earlier times that I was here he like he like stuck his head in I didn't even know who he was and then you guys were like no not today and then he was like he was like all right cool and then he just left later that might have been another time it was like way earlier and then you were like oh this dude came on the wrong day so between David and Gilbert and him yeah you you guys need someone without a mental disability running it coming from that's a really really fun we need we need the right mental disability who's wrangling you guys the right yeah dude that's a good way G Gil's been on top of it bro like he's been is he like all right guys we'll be meeting up on Friday and then he comes

12:44 Saturday and then he's like where are you G's usually pretty on top of it actually um he's the most on top of the one yeah cuz it's it's just like besides this this is the first time David hasn't showed up for something but everything else he shows up too would you say this is a slippery slope I think this is the end of the Casual you know what's funny is like I started drinking this on camera and I didn't realize and then Gil was like what the ████ what is that and I was like oh like you got secret merch like he's been selling stuff I was like oh yeah yeah yeah I'm making a a pretty penny off these like you don't know about our Stanley collab oh you didn't know we did that it's so funny and then you know everybody's like oh that's so cool and I was like I was like our good old buddy Ryan made it I've been selling him too yeah yeah and everyone's like we've been

13:34 selling him on Amazon everyone's like oh Ryan's such a nice guy and I was like yeah this ████ got everybody Christmas gifts no I only got you that yeah didn't you get Steve something mm-m I thought you brought something he did you brought him the jacket I don't get that fo nothing you got him the ████ the the jumpsuit this is Desert that's black I got him some whack ████ he got me a blanket that indirectly went to Christian Lopez made him very happy made me very happy too that was a great actually I think it made everyone else collectively more happy than it made me but it made me still a lot of happy but he knows that's what makes you happy though you know yeah he knows other people laughing at my expense makes me no he knows ultimately you're a people person so when other people are happy you're happy and that's how your heart is filled don't make it too real Bart this is my moment people person what are you laughing at what are you laughing at it's just funny for me to like like if

14:25 you imagine me like shopping for you and I'm like he's a people and then I arrive in a blanket he's a people person for people persons and it's blankets and but the photo of my mom wearing the ████ that I didn't think that would be that funny of a thing I told like remember when I told you cuz there were two of them we put one around Nina's uh by the context this was like an ornament right a two-sided ornament and he just grabbed the photo of the obviously show me proof the infamous yeah where like if you really pay attention there's a burning to twin tower behind me but obviously if you're just looking at it's like oh is this an ornament it just looks like a picture of Anthony yeah well that's crazy n's calling right now nope and then um and then so Nina's there so we we tie one around ask her about the sex robots call back and then I'm like dude

15:17 who the hell am I going to give this other one to oh the only one who would enjoy it was my mom so the next day at the Christmas party I give it to M she's like oh wow and she's I sent a photo to him yeah you know you know what the funniest thing is is the reason I got you those is because you have to get them in threes and so you have a third one no I have one of me and smack but instead of getting like two of mean smack I got two of you in one of mean smack oh my god oh that's cute that's cute I really just thought that there was a third one around somewhere that you going to do something I was like I got to get two more the longan con next Christmas bro what do you say you and smack is the backdrop also 911 or is it a oh dude I wish that been way J funniest the funniest thing was that what did you tell me when when she cuz I put his face on both sides of it I thought that was kind of stupid and then when his what

16:07 did you say that is when his mom saw it yeah she was like how come you on both sides why didn't you put Nina on the other way we got more ideas selfish thought that he made it it was like like a kid going look what I did he gifts it he knows I'm such a people person so he does his things dud that's so funny like why don't you put Nina and Pearl Harbor on the other side Pearl haror hey I got to say though um congratulations man casual MMA being able to go to both like doing a live stream he's giving you PR thank you thank you both and also like going out to UFC it's like that's that's kind of the Apex of both sides getting H fighters on too now see we'll see man thank you um this is usually when things start to fall apart so um I'm going to

16:59 Honker down and make sure that doesn't happen no you guys got to peek and then have some type of drama and it's got to be stupid as ████ and you look back and you go man we wasted it all why cuz I don't know cuz I wanted to suck your dick or something yeah that'll probably be easy one it starts that's low hanging fruit um we maybe I could start a beef with Gilbert between us David has this really funny joke that is only funny to us that he always says Gabby is Gilbert's sister and he always says that's his wife and that's that's kind of funny that makes us laugh that's Gil's wife no that's his sister that's his sister no but like he's saying that Gil's married to his sister no David goes oh that's my wife he always says Gabby is my wife oh interesting that's a that's funny what's that based on Nick's wife like they used to have sex I guess no no nothing at all now I'm starting it though so we'll probably start something there you know

17:50 is it like in the way that like a brother would be like hey that's Wifey right there yeah maybe yeah yeah absolutely like a work wife or something now I get it um I didn't know Gilbert had a sister yeah Gilbert had a sister and she's it's uh David's wife oh yeah David's wife David's wife so we're spreading it out to the JK Universe wife we're we're cross-pollinating um but yeah yeah yeah no thank you it's I think the funny CR the funniest cross pollination is when JK fans go to the dance world what Happ what happened there does that collab does that collab happen often do you guys get a lot of like yeah why is that funny Joe h

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