0:00 Yeah, yeah, that's possible. And it happens like 27 times and you're like, oh dude, that's a nervous tick. I know one. I know what that is. >> Bro, by quote, I think he says, "I haven't thought about APAC in A LONG TIME." >> [laughter] >> WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF CAREFUL BOYS. TODAY we have Nick Dunn with us. >> [cheering] >> We also have Silent Michael. Big old man right there. >> Psycho. Silent Michael Angelo. So with with everything going on in the world right now, uh I think it's only fair that we try to hatch a plan that will get us in with the Jews. >> [laughter] >> Let's try to figure that out. Well, we kind of have a in because uh Subin >> Yeah, he's the closest, I think. But I don't think Sasha and her family's connected in that way. Oh, why? Why
0:52 would you think that? Because I don't think they're a part of the upper echelon of that group. The upper echelon, hm? How so? I mean, if you think about it, right? Like they're not all one. You got the Hasidic, you have the Zion >> She have to be Orthodox? You have Yeah, I think I think it's kind of like being like, "Hey, you're Filipino, right?" You're like, "Nah, I'm Ilocano." Or like, "I'm Tagalog." Or like, "You're still Filipino." But like >> Different province, okay. >> Different different sides and like they're they're not >> So you're not in with the corruption crew. Yeah. Which one Which one's the best one? Which one's the one that's The gangster one. Which one's the gangster one? Yeah, who's in Mossad? Yeah, the gangster one. >> That's the gangster one? I don't think we'll make the cut, you guys. Bebe's kids. I don't want to sacrifice >> those are the ones.
1:42 I I don't want to sacrifice myself, but if you wanted to, you could probably make a fake identity of me and I could probably pass. Yeah, you could. >> Low key, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you probably have more ties to the other side cuz you're Argentinian. We all know how the Germans ran over there. >> That's true. And even Italian, we're all kind of, you know, we're all kind of in there. We're all kind of Are you half Italian, half half Argentinian? Yeah, like 25% Italian. Dad's dad's dad was Italian. You did a 23andMe? No, I haven't. But I did go to the Statue of Liberty or whatever and saw my uncles floated in. Woah. Yeah, the Fornaccis floated in. You saw the record book with the names on it? >> It's on stone. Oh my >> Yeah, outside you can find every name, yeah. Oh, so they came to the Americas first and then they went to Argentina? >> No, that's mom's side. Oh. >> So mom's the only Argentinian that ended up here. All the Argentinians are still down there. Um but yeah, dad's dad's dad had a bunch of siblings. One
2:33 was the pro boxer, I probably told Bart about. He was a pro boxer. They all floated over. Wow. Silent Theodore. >> [laughter] >> Michael of Silence the Third. Yeah, so I could probably fit in there. I could get us into Mossad. Oh, nice. Okay, then we can get in through Mike. Yeah, Mike's our Mike's our plug. It just won't count. You don't think we we can ever achieve it? >> We're not passing. What about Rob Schneider? He he's kind of in there. He's half, no? Yeah, he's half. Mom's side? Yeah, he's half Filipino. I thought he was kind of on the opposite. The only way we're getting in >> right? Oh, he's a he's got hot takes, yeah. >> No, I think yeah, I think he's more on Yeah. Yeah, he's anti anti that state, yeah. He's anti Israel. >> I ever got to that, but I didn't I wasn't aware of their reach was at ANA, Army and Navy Academy, the high school I went to.
3:23 There's a Jewish syndicate in there? Uh so a kid of one of the Israeli mob bosses went to school there. So it's a school of like the richest kids you've ever seen. Like kids 15 wearing Rolexes, they have Ferraris. During open house, limousines with ████ Italian flag like in back like ambassadors' kids Diplomat kids. >> Diplomat kids. Kids that get arrested, they pull out a card diplomatic immunity, they let them out. Like the craziest kids I've ever ████ seen. This one kid, um I won't drop his name cuz I don't know where he's at in this world. Yeah, cuz we don't want to die. Um Oh, actually I I'll drop his first name, not his last name. His name's Eric. And we got close and one night when we're dropping E, he starts balling. And then I was like, "What the f███?" And he goes, "My name's actually not Eric. My name's Arik, A R I K." And I was like,
4:13 "What the ████ Like what what I mean, what's the significance of that?" He started [laughter] And then cuz I'm just cuz I'm just rolling up Cuz you've been calling me E-man. And give me give me a massage. Give me a massage. And then we're like uh Why you bring up this heavy ████ right now? >> And then so he told me so he he starts going into his whole life story. Growing up as a kid, he's seen every single president at his house. They all have to go and show respect to his dad. What? His mom uh isn't even isn't even the mob boss's main lady. Uh she's a side ████ So him and his brother are technically like Jon Snows of the family. What? Then uh his brother got shot by a shotgun by his dad for some crazy Like he just starts going listing off all this crazy ████ Something happened at our military school, we all got kicked out. And then later, I think maybe a year or two later, I saw him uh
5:05 next to 50 Cent. This is when he first Like you know, like the the Wanksta ████ song came out. Like when 50 Cent first popped off. And he was helping promote uh 50 Cent's concert. Yeah, yeah. No, he got his No, because he's so ████ connected, he can go anywhere he wants. And so I was like, "What the ████ This is ████ crazy." But I didn't realize how crazy that world was. Where's he from? And oh um he's from Beverly Hills. Oh, I was going to say or New York, right? In the mob supposed to be crazy in New York. He when he when we all got picked up by our parents when we got expelled, his parents obviously aren't going to pick him up cuz they have zero ties with them. Some Marine Corps uh captain who's his guardian comes and signs him out of school. I'm like, "What the ████ That's weird." And then when he turned 15, he held a private uh birthday party. This is This is was mind-blowing as a kid cuz imagine you're 15 and you're just poor, right? And you grew up like in Oman or whatever.
5:56 Um he had the Beverly Hilton top floor. He had the entire top floor as his place to hold his birthday. And this is the first time I've ever seen people bring in wardrobe to to the person. You know when you like you go buy clothes? Normal people go to like you go to Nike Town, Personal shopping. >> Yeah. He was standing there, this lady come at 15-year-old. Lady comes in with like four or five racks of all the things on Rodeo Drive. You pick what you want, I'll go return it. And I'm like, "What the ████ kind of life is this?" >> Damn. As a kid? >> Yeah, we go downstairs, we eat, and you go pay order whatever you want. Um it's and then he he drops his last name to the server and they're like, "Okay, got it. It's all It's all going to be covered." And I was This as a 15-year-old it was it was like mind-blowing. I was doing that at McDonald's. As a 15-year-old? >> Get three hash browns. Whatever, this
6:46 s███'s on me, dude. But in Beverly Hills? Yeah, the Beverly Hills Hilton. Jesus Christ. I bet he had a black card. I probably wouldn't even have recognized that that age. I'd be like, "What the hell is that thing?" Or he had no card. He had family name. He had name. He just dropped the name. He just dropped the name. You ever try to go back and use that name? Be like, "Put it on this >> [laughter] >> name." Like That's not your last name, pal. I don't look like the guy from Shazam. Bart [laughter] Chan. >> The server's like, "How about I just put it on Quan?" Quanstein. Quanstein. He like knows you, chill. Tell your mother for me. >> [laughter] >> Tell your mom to keep praying. Yeah, that ████ was crazy though. I was like, "Damn, that's that's pretty insane seeing his whole life like that." But then even at the highest part of his life, he's his mom is only just a side
7:36 ████ So I can only He's not like a a legitimate kid of the >> You imagine how powerful the rest of it is, you know? Damn. But maybe he's the maybe his mom's like one of the favorites. Maybe one of the top dogs. I mean, he had a brother. >> [laughter] >> So they made two of them. So does But does the real family know about him and the brother and stuff? That part I don't know. I was rolling but I don't know, dude. >> [laughter] >> You're like, "Shut up, dude. You're ████ the vibes up." That's crazy. I wonder what ever happened to that guy. I have no idea. I could look him up, maybe he's around. Damn. You never hear about like like uh like a gang shooting or like a mob shooting where like Israeli mob is involved. You never hear about that. >> Right? But they exist though. If you look at the history books, they like Irish, Israeli they all work together. They do all that >> But do they Is that Is that because it
8:28 it the media suppressed on it or is it because it's not their style of like Or maybe they own the media so they just go Cuz you do you hear about Irish I mean, mostly just hear about the Italian. But the Irish did just as crazy ████ I think I've even told it on here once about one of my uncles who married in the family was tickling around with the Irish mob. >> Yeah. Tickling. Yeah, and Yeah, Johnny Depp did a really dope film recently called with the Whitey Bulger, his character. Um I think it's like the Irish mob in the Boston area. >> Not The Irishman? No, it's another >> one cuz that guy's out of Pennsylvania and that's the one that maybe we had ties to. Woah, no way. But there was a legit Jewish group back in the day called Murder Inc. Like it's not Ja >> That's Ja Rule. That's That's what he named it after though, right? >> Ja Rule stole that, bro? Yeah, it's it
9:18 was a tribute. Well, he's from New York. Meyer Lansky, I think was the founder. But it was like an assassination crew. Like and um it's and I think it's cuz they They called it Murder Inc. >> a real ████ Can you look that up? I wonder if yeah, if you if they're suppressed or if they're so good, you just don't hear about it. I bet it's that. I bet it's the combination. Well, it's also probably not their style to just like I don't know. Yeah, they only >> I say gangsters They only do cell phones and pagers. >> [laughter] >> Or they can make the they can make the other ones do it. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that's not their style. Like it's too That's too messy. But I think the biggest gangsters like more government. Like the worlds, right? The the governments are way more They do all of it with Not my Gavin. >> [laughter] >> He would never. Have you seen that Have you seen uh the
10:08 Gavin Newsom interview? And then it was I think I forgot who he was talking to, but he was bringing up AIPAC and how they're uh how they have their hands in American politics. And he was asking >> Was it Kirk? No, it wasn't Kirk. >> Cuz I saw his uh Kirk's funny, too. Kirk dances around so good, dude. >> And the the whole time he's asking him like, "So, how does that make you feel thinking about like all these politicians um being sponsored by AIPAC?" And he's like, "You know, that's interesting. That's He said >> saying interesting. He's like, "Yeah, that's really really [laughter] interesting." And it happens like 27 times, and you're like, "Oh, dude, that's a nervous tick. I know what I know what that is." >> Bro, by quote, I think he says, "I haven't thought about AIPAC in A LONG TIME." >> [laughter] >> THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> [laughter] >> AND YOU GO, "OH, OKAY, he hasn't thought about it, so that means it's not in his world at all." That means he's mafia, dude. >> [laughter] >> Huh? He's like, "A- huh?" What was his parents like Target or some ████
10:59 >> Yeah, they're like uh Newsom. >> Newsoms? The moguls, yeah, the They own like Kohl's or something. >> A&W root beer, I think. No, they own like some like Kohl's Target type ████ >> He's Pelosi's like nephew. That's what I mean, yeah. And he's connected to the Geffen family, too. Jeez. >> You know when you know when you're media trained and like everyone has the same answer for something that they know is like a a problem question? Like the New York like It was like for the Jewish stuff, they're just like there's no one answer, just don't say ████ >> Yeah, they're like >> [laughter] >> They just TWEAK EVERYBODY JUST LIKE switches it instead of having like a coordinated >> It makes you look crazier. >> There's no right answer. You ever notice that? There's no right correct answer. Everyone just goes, "Today I had some meat. The It was very good." It's like, What happened to you, bro? Have you seen Ted Cruz? When he gets asked, what did
11:49 he say? What did he say for that? >> That's the Tucker one, right? >> He just can't answer. You're right, cuz like they don't want to say anything at all. That's how scary it is for them. He just stutters, that's it? >> It's like a cartoon on ice skates. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. The uh the New York mayor question? Like Oh, you haven't seen that? It's the whole panel of of all the mayors, and they're all like, "Yeah, my first duty would be to go to Israel." >> Oh, except for Mandani, right? Yeah, everyone's like, "My first duty is I'm staying in New York." >> like, "I'll talk to some Jews in New York." >> [laughter] >> He's like, "I'm the New York mayor." And everybody was like, "Ah, uh" Literally like uh five out of six of them. Yeah. Every single one and talk about a repeat answer. Like, "Yeah, I think we'll go to Israel." And he's like, "This will be my third time." And everyone was like, THEY'RE GETTING HAMMERED. WHAT, DUDE? It's so weird. Like when did the a mayor
12:39 of a city, and yeah, I know New York's the city, but the mayor of a city do international relations? And they would ask that in a debate? Yeah. Yeah, why does it even come up? >> Yeah, why is that a thing? The Stockton, California mayor isn't being asked about ████ Israel. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah. I imagine he's like, "Oh, I'm going to Israel." >> [laughter] >> Just to try to win. He's trying to get in like >> I'm going to touch that wall, brother. >> [laughter] >> It's like, "I'm kissing every wall from here to the Middle East." I feel like it's so amazing that we were born into the idea of it already being like a touchy subject. You know, like you just can't even talk about any like a Jewish involvement stuff. It's so funny. Like they did a really like dope job like solidifying that into society of like, "Careful, you sure you want to mention it?" >> And you just start looking at your shoes when they ask >> you about it. The other the other one that's uh bringing it up and making people ice skate is ████ Theo. Yeah.
13:30 Theo bringing up a bunch of interviews and a bunch of stuff, and everyone's like, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." >> [laughter] >> I love Theo, man. Dude, he's good, bro. Cuz he sneaks it in there like he's stupid. >> Yeah. But he's not. There's a clip where he does like a double negative, too, to like save himself. I forgot what he says. I don't want to misquote it, but he just does a double negative. He's like, uh yeah, there's no way that they wouldn't kill anyone. >> [laughter] >> Yeah.
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