0:00 [Music] hey did you guys see this posted all over social media what is that air strikes in the last 48 it was a graphic that said condemn war everywhere and it showed like all these other areas 37 saudi air strikes in yemen exactly u.s airstrike in some syria uh israel israeli airstrike in damascus dozens of russian airstrikes in ukraine yeah so everyone's just talking about one thing wow like what we've been talking about the whole ████ time who's responsible for all those other airstrikes the united states all of them just about yeah but are we protecting democracy we are protecting the saudis interests in wanting to destroy the ████ out of yemen so that's what's going on because saudis are friends because they
0:50 we buy oil from them so this graphic went around man and a bunch of uh like leftist political pages and igs were just reposting the crap out of this and then now they're all pissed only leftist interesting they're all pissed because this was a kremlin-made image really the russian government created this to get the attention off of just russia and ukraine like look you guys been doing this i mean that is the russian narrative right it's kind of like the west always comes in with the idea of like we're trying to save democracy but then yeah but then also i guess uh russia plays a big role in the in the bombings in syria as well absolutely even though it's criminally made uh is it all true though yes it is but um when it takes away from
1:40 ukraine right now but that but that okay that's such a misnomer anyway because the ukraine's being talked about so much already if anything the wars in yemen are not being talked about at all oh yeah those that's one of them in the middle east and anything that happens in africa like no one gives a ████ like it's sad because there's millions of people that have died and have gone forgotten because the western media just doesn't cover it well yeah for sure like if they do they always cover it in a way where it's like we're out there fighting terrorism look at israel bro we israel bombs the absolute ████ out of the palestinians and how do we cover it self-defense good for them fighting terrorism every time every time yeah it's such a touchy subject though because they've been warned for so ████ long especially with all this stuff in syria it's been happening for so long yeah and i mean
2:30 and and russia went into syria and took out isis themselves so it's like oh and we were allied with isis in syria yeah we're with we're with the uh the tower i'm sorry the al-qaeda yeah yeah not isis yeah not isis in syria well during the cold war no recently we were allied with al-qaeda in syria damn but we i mean not not officially we were just fighting the same side all against a common enemy against assad yeah it always flips back and forth and stuff what's weird to me is like okay so right now there's this whole war ████ right and they're talking about you know how we basically gotta suffer with the gas prices and whatever we're still buying gas from iran we're still buying gas from like these countries that i'm like should we really be buying energy from and russia
3:20 i'm like russia has that pipeline that goes to germany and it was like um during trump's administration there was this one clip that's been going around of trump basically talking to the dude in germany like hey is it a conflict of interest if you're a part of nato and all of your energy is coming from russia what if something happens here and you guys are getting energy from russia but then you have to punish them so it's like and then now it's kind of unfolding right we see germany actually now throwing in like weapons to help uh ukraine and all that but then for me i'm like this is weird because why are we doing business or buying oil and having a dependency from countries that we're supposed to be looking at as enemies isn't that isn't that ████ weird it's gone to the point where uh elon musk yesterday just
4:10 tweeted about how we need to ramp up and he said i hate to say this but we need to ramp up oil production in america that's actually the solution because because they can't spin up ev yeah that's the problem right just to complete his thought they can't just all of a sudden have enough support with solar and wind and all that stuff to make up for what we're doing with oil it's not as efficient right with elon's point though if we did that we don't have to buy from iran and all these other countries we don't have to make them rich if we just crank up the production of oil ourselves but what's happening there where we don't just crank it up here it's against the well you know environmentalists there's a lot of environmental interests about it which i'm not saying i'm for against i'm just saying i understand the realities of like our situation right now and the need to tap into our our our ability to produce oil
5:01 in the united states because of all these externalities is that well do you want to help russia finance their war that that's how they're paying for the war right now with oil money so we need we need oil right now so you're making their oil more valuable is that why everyone's fighting over like what's more important climate change or winning this war because this whole new argument has been ████ weird to me it's like why are people talking about global warming warning warming like we're not going to have a world to worry about global warming warning and ████ like you can walk and chew gum at the same time though right so it's like if you if you really believe in something and you want to like maybe iterate your production towards a certain thing i can understand that but it's about accepting reality sometimes too so it's like hey because we can um we can produce all these green energy alternatives the yield's not there yet so you have to start looking at reality
5:51 yeah and so the reality is right now we don't have the technological like capabilities right this minute to do it so we still rely on or just to slice infrastructure to stop completely doing something else yeah exactly yeah it's gotta happen at the same time right like upping the oil production in america in order to like sustain that moment but also reducing the consumption of oil in america at the same time by using things like eevee and alternative would be great but but even when you use ev what are you doing right you're right you're plugging in the wall so you're using coal so it's like there's just so much going on like it's it's not just a easy like hey we this just fixes all that like ev equals coal more coal being burned so yeah they should have elected me for the department of energy because aren't you the officer of the interior it hurt when you lost you hurt when you lost that campaign i thought i was running for politics joe's running
6:41 for paul if you guys want to see the campaign ad too it's really it's really specific dude joe's running for everything man he's taking over nothing but ram baby but um no seriously guys like i think i'm gonna run for the department of energy because we are in an energy crisis and if we're gonna depend on so many countries that violate humans rights and stuff i'm like why should we make them rich right now there's an unlimited source of energy that we're not tapping into campfires what in the actual you have my full attention yeah you know how did how are campfires in renewable again oh jesus that's all huh here's the thing okay what do they say is uh as is is is
7:32 always is causing the ████ ozone layer to ████ uh cow farts exactly right farts gas methane from the human and animals all over the body now i watched matrix and i said if we could use human batteries right it's good we can use human farm we're going to power our country for farting and capturing the energy of those gases from every household in america every household we just need texas to be involved and we're good that's true everything is bigger in texas everything's well yeah though some of those south american countries they got those giant ████ blimps that they're just burning ████ and like trash and they're able to use that as a way to power stuff oh yeah like in that one uh uh netflix documentary that had the uh zac efron dude his name is zac efron that's what it is
8:24 i was like zac efron guy yeah he went to one of those little communities and they had this giant tanks where everybody's ████ feces and farts not just but like feces and stuff goes in there but yeah if we could do more of that ████ what about burps where does burps fall into i would collect it all joe has this extreme view where you collect all of it wow no matter how you do it it's pretty crazy you know how elon has his dream right of like the solar ████ and you can install it in your house and that not only powers your house but then it has an excess of electricity and it goes into right and also has a nice tesla logo on it yeah you know you know what what about that black mirror episode and i always honestly thought this was uh would make a lot of sense you remember that one episode where uh everybody's like cycling for energy classic right there's so much um i'm not saying so much like a power of the entire ████ country but like
9:15 there's so many people that do use human energy and expense at cycling running or whatever if there was a way to harness that that physical exercise and just turn it into something i feel like i wish it would work but it's not that good like you you damn for example having a damn is way more beneficial to people yeah the hoover dam you guys should go to the hoover dam and go to the hoover dam tour and understand the ████ magnitude of that ████ how much electricity it provides for southern california the desert cities all this ████ nevada all those states just from that one little same people are exercising okay yeah he's trying to spread a positive message they're exercising know that this had to do with the hoover dam we just have to harness the kinetic energy of the people touring the hoover dam oh yeah cuz some malls they got that tile they have that tile every time you step on it right and it produces power on the
10:06 other end oh there you go so what we need to do is create new homes where they have exercise bikes fart hole suckers yeah four holes gas stuff sounds like a band sucker and we need to make it like a collective war effort like you know when there's a drought right they go if it's brown flush it down if it's yellow let it mellow says that during droughts not rich people really no they they taught us this well yeah we we do it but the rich people don't what about a flat a fleshlight that has a battery on the other end i knew this was going to happen i couldn't i was waiting for the mouse to drop yourself off and then you charge up a battery and it uses the power supply if they could harness the power of masturbation of masturbation yo we would overpower they already have that it's an attachment that goes into your prius where the tailpipe would be
10:57 oh but don't you guys think it's a little too op it is look like everything would blow up it needs it yeah yeah it's true you want too much power yeah you're gonna use it too much oh yeah so this is another little thing but that image of the airstrike thing that was posted the day of the invasion by redfish that company that uh is responsible for all these posts but one thing that's crazy and i didn't know this but you guys remember the um remember rt yeah of course russia russia today the production company that runs rt america shut down and laid off all its employees on thursday what well didn't they block to get blocked by facebook everything's getting blocked yeah if it's the russian message message is getting blocking yeah russia didn't russia just shut down facebook in their country yeah wait what came first did russia block
11:47 facebook or did facebook block itself from in russia i think facebook blocked russian uh media um not russians but then russians said that's unfair we are now blocking russian media yeah that's like a you can't fire me i quit i like that was asking for internet for like starlink or whatever right and then because they're all their infrastructures all ████ up and then elon's like done that's great and he still kept it real with the updates he's like in these areas some of them have gone down blah blah blah but like they're the the link or whatever has already been patched let us know how it's going excited to see how this works listen the idea that we have to protect people from the perspectives of others because they won't be able to make up their own minds as nuts yeah and that just makes me believe in like there's just a police state mentality going on where everyone just wants everyone to think one thing and the other thing
12:37 should be banned always should be wrong no matter what like i don't care what the ████ going on i know because i feel like i'm you know reasonable enough to see both sides and i think that i'm past the idea of we're good guys they're bad guys like i know that all ████ states are hungry for power and so why can't we listen to the different narratives to figure out what is the motive between these two great nations that are trying to consolidate power essentially is what it is i'm just glad that u.s imperialism is done for they haven't tried to do anything that doesn't even exist because it's always been for democracy and moral victory liberating people yeah that's why you're running for politics man good i hope you win and it's like hey that's a swish for joe right through the rim
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