0:02 I think you're hot until you reject me and then I think you're ugly it's a simple equation really easy it's not harder than that it's not difficult just don't reject me in front of my friends why can't women understand that I just love my job uh all right hey he's happy to be back France can make it mandatory for influencers to label their filtered Instagram photos to limit the destructive psychological effects that they have on viewers so basically let's say like a chick post a photo but she's using a filter or something like that yeah she might have to be like hey by the way I'm using this filter no I wonder if she doesn't that's like that's such a weird thing though because like some cameras themselves have filters
0:52 already built in like in a way oh yeah I mean that might just be a loophole what about lighting I know yeah like some different lenses make you fatter or skinnier how about just excessive makeup oh yeah well I mean this is somewhat similar to like you remember when like things like fire Festival when like suddenly all these supermodels had to uh it changed the scope of like if you're gonna endorse yeah yeah yeah put the hashtag ad or hashtag sponsor it could be I think they should even have that ████ it feels ████ so dumb that's on you man the FTC stuff yeah all right that's this video thank you you think Shaq uses Icy Hot every day yeah no I mean like do you need chef to go all right guys this I'm just a paid commercial no do you think he's ████ insured by ████ General's Insurance you don't think he's got the best ████
1:43 not some cheap ass Insurance you don't think he has good coverage you can eat that ████ what is it ████ fat burger every single day I do feel bad though because there's all man yeah I would say like 70 of people are so ████ stupid that governments probably have to make it so simple to so they will harm themselves dude I have a lawsuit right now because I ordered a chakarone pizza and he didn't he didn't deliver it to me how long ago did you ████ I thought he was coming with it they didn't say that he doesn't deliver the pizza he's the new Papa John that's another example of pandering to the lowest common denominator I feel like but the lowest common is an honor denominator is oftentimes the majority isn't that sad that's why I don't vote you know what I'm saying but I I feel like I think this is this is to help uh teen girls yeah because they're the lowest
2:34 common denominator that was happening even with magazines before the internet came around that's like the same thing yeah just the new standard right yeah people are always going to be more beautiful than you in a way so I've always been into fitness right and I would read these magazines and ████ up until I was like 23 I literally thought all these bodybuilders just ate a lot of steak yeah once I found out it was steroids I was like oh stupid on me I don't need a disclaimer on the magazine I just didn't do enough research why wouldn't it be tight though if all the fitness influencers like disclaimer I'm sucking it in pretty hard right now suck I'm sucking in once I release it dude it's it's I'm sucking in like 21 PSI pressure some of my most favorite posts are hot girls that are like oh you know I don't always look like this I look like this and then they do a side by side and it's the same ████
3:26 there's no difference and girls in the comments are like oh you go girl you're so brave and I'm all like so relatable you can send it to me all day and I'll watch it all ████ don't ████ like just to show it guilt-free yeah it goes oh look at my stretch marks I have stretch marks too and it's like you're still ████ fine how does the ugly girl feel when they look at this you're a 9.98 yeah there's such a double standard with that man like what the ████ you act like you're Quasimodo in one one frame and in the other one you're like this beautiful is that pandering is that pandering huh is that pandering yes okay well no it's it's actually just self-fellation isn't it like they're sucking their own dick yeah the double standard is so stupid it's so strong with like when they have like like a woman who's like 500 pounds
4:16 and everyone's like oh you're so beautiful but then God forbid a Superman have a double chin you know like you'll never see that's true yeah you know yeah yeah I think body positivity is only works for women because guys can't get away with it well they don't show like the like the actual making of that video like they'll have that Nike ad with that big trick right and then and like they're like just do it and all that stuff but they're not showing like the guys who like they're like hey we got to get a longer wire lens for this we gotta hey we gotta go wider on this like they're not showing all that no no no how it's made a wider lens we got to go wider we need a 10 millimeter on this ████ do we have more more lights because everywhere they walk with shadows it's casting Shadows everywhere in the more lights that's what the conversations are saying so like these IMAX cameras are ████ heavy you gotta move we gotta move it back seven feet I've been there I've
5:07 heard like the people aren't cynical enough or they're not scrutinizing enough so like everyone takes everything for face value so when they see everything is just it is what's presented in front of them so then they don't even know that it's not real even the cushions right yeah dummy getting slammed his head falls off and it's don't try this at home yeah I'm like why you gotta put that fine print in there like you think people this is ████ crazy there's people actually watching that she's trying to slam their mom's car or they're racing down a canyon I realized what a dumbass my uncle was because he was like man we should not show uh superhero movies and all these things to kids and I was like why he goes because when me and my friends first saw Superman we jumped off of a house and we all ████ broke our legs and stuff and I'm like but you guys
5:58 are stupid yeah like Superman you guys were the Crayons stupid like that's pretty dumb I've watched all those things I never jumped off a house that's a parenting figure but in the movie shouldn't Superman turn to camera and be like hey kids like don't do it this is CGI the cape doesn't work I think it's a fourth wall that it can afford to be broken is it worth saving a life yeah honestly that's that's gonna be the next 20 years probably the movies are gonna have to have disclaimers in the middle of it because I'm like you're the idiot that decided to jump from the house right if you were Superman you could go from the curb that's true he doesn't ████ climb up and then jump that's blank man you just ████ go like this yeah I like the science behind that that's very good very good why did why did Spider-Man have to jump off a roof that was pretty visceral
6:48 because remember like in the Toby Spider-Man yeah where he's like he's like jumping off a ████ roof and ████ all of every single one of them even the Andrew Garfield yeah why can't you start on the street that's a pretty good point yeah because everyone's gonna see you on the street if it saves one light just start on the ████ Street start on the street yeah he's on the streets you have to climb to the top yeah it's a great point because the whole point is the whole point is just distance anyway building the building you could just do that on the street just do it on this Jackie Chan could do the same ████ that's why he's not impressive it's not a cinematic sure but at least it's not hurting kids do you think kids in China were dying from trying Jackie Chan stunts thinking that at the time maybe it was Hong Kong a kid sliding down the whole chandelier in a mall you think about it though you would never do kids with bird hands everywhere look at every ball
7:40 I think we can all at least uh understand that like you know yeah the young young women out there are maybe a little bit more susceptible right to the the concept of like the imagery of it right you got like you got people now that are just ████ you know botoxing their lips eyebrow surgery here getting veneers you know what I mean doing all these extra things and it's just a lot more of a and those are the socially phenomenal people that are online right just like these absolutely like not realistic perceptions of beauty and then like that being the standard for like Success Through It the sad correlate uh sad statistic is the correlation with um the onset of social media and then the number the rise in suicide in like teen chicks it's definitely not good that part is really sad but who are they doing it for bro people like blaming men all the time what the filters yeah yeah yeah it's
8:30 true you think it's for us we don't care we we want to see you wearing a ████ t-shirt and jeans that's it yeah yeah cool I don't know especially the shirt's wet on a trampoline bouncing around the jeans too I don't need you in a ████ ball gown all this other stuff all that s███'s for each other it's for each other dude because Guy standards is like here girl standards for themselves and each other's like here guys salivate more for hot guys online it's a whole thing with women and and I think it really sucks if you're in high school and having social media that really must be hard because like we were saying before it's like when we went to high school the hottest person was just the hottest person in your school yeah and now you have to compete against Jenna Ortega you gotta like compete against people that are not even in your school like these are the coolest people you're looking at the top one percent yeah with filters with ████ plastic
9:21 surgery with great photography yeah but guys are easy [Laughter] equation really easy it's not harder than that it's not difficult so don't reject me in front of my friends why can't women understand that yeah they just can't you just have to force it I guess guys will lower their standard to any ████ women that'll give them attention or a ████ like it's it's a hundred thousand percent accurate just an accurate State hundred thousand percent you can't beat those numbers have you ever seen that Instagram uh account called celeb face all they do is they post pictures at Celebrities post and they find the originals and they just show how much they're different whoa because it's edited by the VR team yeah it's freaking
10:11 amazing yeah and it really shows you how far they go yeah no matter what is Gwyneth Paltrow and uh I was looking at pictures of her in court in court oh harsh overhead lighting and I'm like damn you are of advertising for goop right now wait the one where she's holding like a coffee mug and she she looks like she doesn't give a ████ yeah yeah exactly Amber Heard was like that too that's true she's still hot in court yeah you're like if you could be hot in court you're ████ hot yeah you're like what the ████ put him on trial to see yeah and you're losing the trial and you're still fine in court it's a funny status if you're hot in court you're not losing the truck no no maybe that's why there's so much Court porn is there [Laughter]
11:03 that's a weird Niche dude everyone at the same time what dude that's why he's on YouTube that's how you do it take a note Nick take some notes okay write it down Nick more porn you want to be a big influencer like a rest of us you want to make it to this town [Music] foreign
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