0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are currently off the record and lucky enough to have with us lawrence cow as a guest lauren yay lawrence thank you welcome you're welcome dude um we were talking earlier about men communicating and then you said something about how bart is bad at texting this ████ guy dude every time he texts me i never know if it's intended for me nick dunn or some other guy whose name is nick bear nick bear is a he's a he's a fitness youtuber or nicki rodriguez or nick rodriguez yeah another another both these guys are all jacked as ████ they're big ass dudes they're very popular in their field but he will always text me
0:51 with texts intended for those guys that happens a lot for years i don't know why but like those no you know why dude those numbers pop up the same time right so i like text nick i'm like hey all right cool i'll see you in austin and then next like what are you talking about i'm like i thought i'm gonna go see you in austin soon he goes dude you're texting the wrong person i know exactly dude i know exactly when he's texting somebody else i was like is this for me or is it for nick bear or i'll be like hey it's me nick bear bart go ████ yourself [Laughter] hey my name is nick bear uh i hate you don't ever talk to me again give me my number and then he's like lol why don't you just make a group chat with all the nicks in your phone you know what's the funniest thing so uh cause this has happened today yesterday i texted alex i was like hey costa i was like we have here i texted
1:41 alex and i was like hey you want to go train tomorrow and then alex text back oh yeah i'm down and then i'm messing around i'm gonna set a world record and then alex sets back i'm gonna squat 135 and then i'm like i was just i was laughing right and then i talked to alex who who showed up yesterday i'm like so i'll see you at the gym he's like wait what are you talking about and i'm like i thought we're gonna go train tomorrow and then he's like oh yeah i'm down a train okay cool and then so uh this morning alex acosta texts me and then he's like hey i'm not gonna be able to train have to take my sister to the school or whatever i'm like oh no always i go to the gym and then nadim's like hey alex is here waiting for you i'm like what are you talking about alex and cause i have to take his sister to school and he goes no the other alex he invited the other alex resurrect wires are super cross i was like
2:33 oh ████ i'm afraid we look at bart's phone but that's how down alex is he's down he was like oh yeah i'll come to the gym dumb there and then now when he says in squad 135 it all makes sense because the owls of course is ████ strong as ████ so i was like i was coasting the power lifter alex's resurrection is a regular person so did you end up working out with alex yeah they didn't working out together did you tell the story you got to be honest man you didn't tell them right now alex doesn't know he's gonna watch his ████ video be like yeah really inviting did you actually want another lawrence on today i just show up and then you're like the other lauren's like go away how does that happen because he doesn't have people's last names alex on the on the search i don't know you need friends with more diverse names
3:24 or first last name easy fix yeah maybe first laughs so look i'll type in alex right all first names dude no last name there's three different alexes with the first name bro there's the ████ out of you so you memorized my numbers you don't even write don't you have a kid bro there's one of them has a last name look dude don't don't show don't show the the name because they're going to know who that is there's three different alex's no last names oh [Laughter] that's how names work huh oh you know how i keep keep them separated my mind i go by the area code but then i just clicked the wrong that's more work oh ████ let's try it who's evelyn but look you know what the worst part about this lake bear is is listed as nick bear
4:17 right right and i'm just nick but he still texts nick as if he's texting nick bear or the world famous grappler mickey rodriguez right so he'll text him he one time he texted me sending a text to nick rodriguez but i'm like hey bro what are you talking about i was like my brother my little brother did not win adcc trials this past weekend i was like okay bro your little brother's ████ crushing it and i was like is this for nikki rod question mark question mark question mark the little brother you never knew you had my little mexican brother who lives in austin texas so if if this problem got fixed and it never happened anymore wouldn't you miss it i would that'd be sad but how can you never text nick bear again if you don't ever ask me about distribution products for your supplements i was like bart that's a ████ up joke you know i don't have supplement line
5:07 keep up with what he's doing in his life i'm wondering how many people bart actually talked to thinking he'd talk to you about ████ like ryan ryan and mae ryan and i was like yeah i told you already and it's like what about the ryan's or the ryan's well that happened to me remember i came on days i wasn't supposed to cause it because the call sheet just said right i was like i'll be there yeah yeah yeah oh that's right you were filming what does that one there's like seven people in here that's crazy no three ryan's but i've never mixed those ones up i guess us nicks just look alike dude maybe because those ryan's have last names or different area codes right or well yours is under anime probably oh cool so that's his weight maybe if you had to make nick's a longer oh there's four ryan's they all got last names too
5:59 the last names bro it's come for you to receive a nickname in your in his phone yeah what do you want what do you want him to call he should do it right now we should make it happen he has to pick it yes when do you guys actually put their full names in the contacts immediately yeah right in the beginning yeah or especially if they have a very like common name yeah no i i think that's to me is a rite of passage it's like okay we're friends now we're like i think i'm gonna continue talking to you oh so but then but then do you have like a lot of so do you end up eventually deleting a lot of numbers then or do they just exist on they exist but i just don't you don't even save their name yet i don't need to yeah when do you add a photo to me it's like junk mail yeah huh do you ever add a photo i thought that comes with their settings yeah it does like your iphone right yeah every girlfriend joe ever had it's their name
6:50 and then i put gitzicolathen i do that to my friends that's how i do it with my friends all my friends girlfriends i do that it's like this person i just automatically put their last name yeah [Laughter] and then you don't change it so their last name's still the same and they're like he's got a lot of ex-wives they get all mad would you bring her up well how are you gonna fix this i'll change that nick done i'm pretty sure dunn's in there are there other ones just nick it's just nick in there i don't know what i have nick as i think it's the ear oh no i don't have the last name in there see there it is do you ever save people's like as the ins because you don't know their names
7:40 yeah oh it's nick dunn and it's got a purple background with a face guy that's me dude you chose that one right i don't know i think it's automatic i don't know how to get rid of oh yeah mine says mine's nicky here too that's my number you want to show the camera show my contact all right it's that's it there i bet it's still going to happen though no i hope it does i hope it's still there i think i'm going to live for that i want i want that moment just to happen every now and then are you going to meet up and then you're going to buy i'll be an awesome i'll be like when i was supposed to go to austin i was like tripping out for a second can you call me real quick so you can see the photo i put for your how do you know let's see i always want to test if it works if he calls you he'll see the photo you put for him well i'm going to show him physically in the real world in a second doesn't even have my number i do and it's your actual name conferrido wow
8:32 government kind of docks me dude they could see the number nah there's no number on here look i'm calling you you is this a different ryan it's just not picking up at all yeah oh there it is oh there yeah look oh look see look at your face that makes it easy show bart you can do that oh wait it's not his face it's a little picture of my face look at the ear oh he took a picture you just took it right now i was like where was i wearing that hat dude up to date dude i don't confuse myself yeah no definitely that's the latest picture yeah you could do that what's the worst uh text you ever sent on accident holy ████ i was like i'ma ████ thrust my dick so deep into that ████ ████ destroy it and then your mom goes and my mom was like what's a ████ really you said that to your mom kidding just kidding oh man that'd be crazy one time i was uh
9:22 texting i was texting my wife about the handyman that for our place and his name is miguel and he's really dope and i really like him a lot because he's a sweetheart and i was texting her and i was like i think i'm in love with this miguel guy this dude's the ████ i love this dude and i sent it to him on accident and then and then he and then i'm like oh ████ my heart like ████ stopped for a second he didn't make it a joke and then i was like i was like my bad dude that's meant for my wife and then he goes he goes he goes lol at least it was good things you had to say but at the moment i was like oh ████ this looks like you're trying to run yeah yeah i'm trying to play my handyman dude today's video is brought to you by feels cbd is not about what you feel it's about what you do not feel such as stress out pain out anxiety and my favorite is also sleeplessness
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11:53 he can fix anything this guy's the best was he like topless when he was like he's like hey man what's up dude how's it going man i was like biting my lip the whole time i was like i gotta get out of here we're gonna house ourselves so you really meant what you said on that text so do you think you're really loving me [Laughter] you probably have a ton of wrong text if you don't realize you're wrong huh i wouldn't know if they're wrong but when it comes to like like actual messages that are important i think i'm pretty careful but also the messages you send us are important jim beating with he's like oh you want to go here and go over there people invited them wrong he invited the wrong dude had a full conversation i remember there was a there was a point where i was i was hanging with a buddy and he was like i'm lonely tonight i'm
12:44 gonna i'm gonna hit up brittany to come cuddle hits up the wrong brittany wrong brittany comes over oh to cuddle we were both like what the ████ what's she doing here and then he was like oh ████ she stayed over and he hooked up anyway was she was she like uglier or she's more annoying just she was just a different one was she less preferred well the the shocking thing is they didn't have a rapport like that so she was just down oh but she was just dying wow it was just down i think she's been crushing on them she's like finally exactly and we were just like how the ████ did that happen yeah i was like dude pretty good turnout best case scenario that is a happy accident and i love happy accidents wow yeah i don't think i put last names for britney's yeah dude especially when you have multiple girls i knew i knew guys
13:34 that like they would travel all the time and they would just have girls names and then the city that they live in oh yeah and they just do that everywhere they go and i was and they they would show me the rolodex and i was like wow you know a lot of people in different cities i don't even know half these places were even like real cities you know it's you know it's a fun game to play is uh we used to call it uh it was called text roulette or like call roulette call roulette you basically let someone have your phone and then they do this and then you say stop and then whatever name they're on on the context they call it you don't get to see it you gotta talk to them and figure out who you're talking to without asking who this is that's so stressful that's a gangster ████ that's a crazy and the faster you can do it like that's your record like you gotta get the record oh that's a good game and if they have any indication that you're being weird you lose i want to call justin chan
14:26 it's funny to do it and be like who you would have called oh that's so scary i don't even know these people but it's just i don't have to talk to them like that call right now text them hey justin can we do it with yours your phone yeah it's not your phone dude oh ████ if it's a handyman miguel again he's like yo dude you can't keep calling me like go like this like crazy and then we'll say stop because i've had the same number stop uh i already got to the end you gotta do it you know no nobody did this stop nobody who you want i don't know who this person is called oh you don't know who that is i don't know what this is called i'm calling it oh i'm gonna call him call him and figure it out i'm calling him already you got it you gotta call you gotta talk to him but it's your number they're gonna know it's you everybody
15:16 are you really letting us do the ████ can i show them the name i don't know so why do you have his number i don't know who's that andrew hyun andrew hyun people don't pick up phone calls anymore voicemail yeah hello this guy don't have voice music two oh they're just gonna leave the number [Laughter] quick thinking quick thinking i'm gonna come out we could have muted we could have muted it do you know that yeah you want someone else gotta do one oh man i can't do it i'm scared i can't do it either point and see who it pointed to and is it someone you've talked to or tell us a story about it okay it might be a crazy story because there's a second level to this game that's level one oh my god you guys are crazy the second level is in your
16:07 conversation people have to show you words and you have to incorporate it into conversation oh wow so like and they can't feel like there's something weird right when you're talking right so you can't like so if i would if i were to go like this and it says like latte and i point to it you gotta add latte to what you're saying but you gotta hide it so they don't if they go why are you saying that then you lose you create jk party you guys are so crazy nuts because you end up like really burning some bridges sometimes and you can't so you can't you can't talk to them about it afterwards and be like no i called you because of this thing it's better not to like the biggest bridge you've ever burned doing that doing that yeah i think just like x is double downing on thinking how weird i am because it'll always land on an x like something about that and then you have their number yeah you're like why is he calling me
16:57 and then they're like because you sound like a ████ crazy guy like someone will point to ginkgo biloba and you got to say that [Laughter] we'll do we'll do the thing where you got to point out this phone won't even pick up dude no not try it try to try it he might pick up if it's you right so he's got to incorporate words you point to i don't know any of these people and most of these are emails wait why is it always facetime facebook downloaded my whole email list try this game dude it's ████ up never picks up let's see he doesn't gilbert watch he picks up we'll see well because you guys work together it's got to be printed on something or it doesn't count most of these are emails [Music] come on gilbert ████ pick up flaming
17:48 no just flaming blaming flaming hot i like the i like the intensity of like if they're going to pick up oh yeah come on i'll talk to him like this yeah gilbert has a whack-ass voicemail [Laughter] wow that's how it's done oh this game is scary you guys play this all the time no we don't it's it's damaging we played it you stopped playing this and who came up with it stop playing like i did but we stopped playing like 10 years you came up with it yeah because it's like super socially damaging people just think you're a ████ lunatic business relationships how long have you had that number for which
18:39 number the one on your phone forever i have ████ like 15 years of people i know in here some of the names i look at i'm like oh ████ i don't think i've had another number other than when i was like this is my first cell phone number when i got a cell phone wow that's like 20 years old it's old same reminder i have a lot of uh emails though that i don't even recognize so i think my icloud download been a whole ████ gmail list it did it synced with your gmail yeah then that's gonna make it even worse because there might be a business contact wait they called back naws one of the guys we had to fire before oh he's calling gill's calling back he is [Music] hello hi i'm just returning this call is this the uh dropped up okay ceo that was the worst impression of something
19:29 that much that was weird that was a weird ucb ████ dude was it and probably the improv is flaming hot dude have you been toy theater there's no improv anymore there's no improving what are you talking about what's the what's the most common form of comedy now it's jk news baby jk news is the new tabasco you're right about that we're just filming uh we're filming this um this new mixed nuts commercial for just kidding news and yeah we have to do like this roulette of phone numbers and whatever and then whatever name pops up i have to click it and then i have to i have to call it i have to call it to know that um and see who's gonna answer it sometimes it could be third street athletics
20:20 well i'm honored with the random numbers do i get paid for this or what uh yes well we'll send you some free disinfecting wipes uh let's go uh i'll see you for the time yes no you're not being i didn't start talking about allergies going quit nuts you're so ████ dumb [Laughter] i'll tell you back after i told you what the ████ is this show anymore dude oh you're in the middle of a tiger belly shoot what you got well you guys should call us then and then we can have show sets that's the power block thing to do [Laughter]
21:13 you actually made it kind of make sense to the conversation what i'm saying third street athletics sometimes you gotta call third street athletics he was saying you're really good at that you're an all-star girl it's crazy oh my god yeah and it was all kinds of genres dude from everything and it's hard because he's very prone to go what the ████ are you talking about yeah yeah like he's that guy yeah i'm doing i'm being normal what are you calling me you carried a good conversation the whole time he's always feeling a mixed nuts commercials are you kidding me what the ████ dude i'm gonna send this video too you're like yeah gilbert it is weird that is a ████ outrageous thing [Music]
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