0:00 [Music] uncle world's most identical twins uh celebrate their birthday with their mutual fiance who is trying to get them both pregnant at the exact same time well yo this is like a porno dream you gotta have two dicks man you can't do that at the same time yeah that's one way can you say that one more time the most identical yes has they have one fiance yes one mutual fiancee they share one that's the mirror filter is that i've always thought about this and there's been times on jk where we've had this topic come up about twins and having sex with twins at the same time is that considered incest at all i think that's considered amazing is that frowned upon though for the sister someone's gotta be frowning at that if i had two twin daughters and
0:51 they were ████ the same dude yeah i think the dad might be frowning but at the same time why are you thinking like that though what do you mean dude do you want to know what's grosser than that twin zest porn you ever seen that i like it it's not gross immediate naughty from germany that's even worse it's it's doing lesbians doing lesbian ████ with each other yeah that's against the bible oh and there's no other human being there it's just just the two actual twins doing ████ with each other or it's just two white people that look really similar but don't people like variety in general let me ask a question okay so we have two twins sisters right and they're doing lesbian stuff is that hot that's hot right hell yeah so let's say you have wait that's incest though but let's say thank you jason thank you are you anti are you are you homophobic it's both it's incest and gay how's that homophobic with it's okay to
1:41 make out with each other yeah but not when you're sisters i agree that's where his line is i'm making out you could have like a kiss but not you can't be fingering each other's ████ you're like is this gay it's like yeah it's kind of gay but also you guys are brothers that's the problem it's not the game that's not the game but they're twins though yeah that's not sisters that's not sisters that's like that's a clothes that's like a mirror yeah you know what i think it is i think it's a 90s thing like is it narcissism or is it incest you know i think me and joe grew up on a different generation of pornos where that was like it was very popular there was a twin genre you guys are separating
2:32 us as if you guys are in a different century right now i remember i i've seen twin stuff and i feel very weird about it you've never seen a threesome where they're wearing a matching outfit i want to see what the ████ the hype was about you know i want to see and i watched it and i was like this is not for me wait did you jerk off to it though no oh okay no i found some other strap-on stuff that i jerked off what were you saying joe you were saying it's on the joe and i interrupted you my bad i forgot yeah um why is this a bad thing i'm not saying nobody why are people judging a threesome okay we're just saying that this is uh slightly interesting so anna and lucy the ████ the sink i don't know dubbed the world's most identical twins are celebrating their 36th birthday with their shared fiance ben byrne okay are they mongolian or something yeah that's gonna change our opinion on
3:22 all of this yeah i don't think so um because culturally when i saw their photo they look like mongolian just making noodles is that grape pond they work at the great genghis khan mongolian barbecue at the mall yeah dude yellow noodles the reason why these uh these two are quote unquote the most identical twins is because they actually not only are they uh actual identical twins but they also spent a total of a quarter million dollars on cosmetic surgery to look even more alike so any slight variations or anything that they had they're like constantly trying that's like their thing they want to share and live one life no that makes me want to throw up yeah that's cheating so twin sex is like that's pretty cool right but doing that
4:12 ████ that's just weird now i'm judging do you think the guy wants to be confused like oh who's this one yeah what i mean it's like a turn on maybe yeah it's like a king i think i think that might be a byproduct of it but i think that there's there's other pros that might supersede his priority list like what do you think like just the idea that he's just got two of one thing versus two different people it's like he's got two of one thing and that's got to be like efficient how i don't want two of one i don't want you know no like it's not the same one what's the point you want morality right one of ones you don't want two complaining you want just why two different complaining yeah yeah do you want two toyota camrys see i think it would be effective and efficient if i use one on sunday i wouldn't rather have like a toyota camry
5:03 and something else like a minivan or a truck or a miata why do you have two why do you have two 45 plates on the end of your bottle why don't you just use one i only use one no i only use it quite heavy for me from now on he's going to be posting all his fitness videos to pcu just to make he goes into his own james all right from now on only one side guys only odd number of plates in here everybody on their they're all buff on one side yeah i go to barbell brigade so uh it's again not just looking alike that the twins mirror each other they also act almost identically uh they eat together they shower together and they even go to the toilet together super
5:54 annoying uh they are literally trying to wait they go to the toilet together so one sits down and the other one sits on the other one's lap and then they piss together or they got custom homes where it's like double toilets double everything i think it's more the idea they go at the same time in order to sink it's almost like sinking you know what i mean oh i'm downstairs or upstairs dude maybe i don't know the details it doesn't say who's upstairs and downstairs when they're using the lavatory but i'm pretty sure it's more the idea of like sinking their human skin that's so tiring sleeping at the same time brushing your teeth at the same time eating at the same time your your regular bodily functions just being in sync with another human being you know what it is it's they're the real soulmate and then this other guy they're just using him totally they just need sperm but you know what though if you're a guy that's into kinks from the 90s like you know and like you're entered into twin stuff like you hit the jackpot right here right and also if you guys go
6:46 snorkeling in um hawaii together right and one of them dies because of ████ puffer fish stun gum or something then you still have the other one it's a really yeah specific cause of death yeah i hate when that happens when an identical twin dies by ████ puffer fish if you're swimming with your twin things are probably connected and it goes to one like it's like a y oh yeah or they might share the swim or twin puffers come in and kill them both no twin puffers but that's why people had a lot of kids because it's like oh one of them's probably gonna die that's what's weird is like the fantasy about twins is is not to marry them right that's not the fantasy speak for yourself like that wasn't it right when you're watching the porn you're not like wanna
7:36 marry these did you guys grow up with any twins like in high school or middle school or anything like that yeah and they sometimes talk to at the same time but like most of the time all the twins that i've known they were always like obviously a little annoyed that everyone like mixed them up but they were very distinct and like i am this person when you got to know them yeah like i told you they didn't want to be still dressed the same i mean it helps when they have different styles like new york minute or some ████ like yeah ashley olsen and her they are like one's the rocker and one i went to high school with a pair of twins like that one was like a rocker girl and one was like kind of preppy but then eventually they both became kind of like gothi yeah they went goth oh yeah we just gotta make sense right if there's a dynamic of identical twins out there that like are trying so much to have their own identity there's got to be these like really really interesting unique cases where people are like trying super desperately to be as one
8:26 yeah one in a million how is he gonna make them both pregnant is he gonna jizz on his hands and stick it like that like spiderman he's just gonna bust the nut twice that night in two separate there's that's the gap right he's trying to do it in sync oh yeah the same second it's unacceptable any other way you gotta like like come and then yeah but that's but you don't even know because the sperm might be you know i mean slower in the tube that's true that's true i wonder why you gotta push harder on one i wonder why they didn't just get with the another twin set of dudes that's weird bro that is yeah it is good luck that's weird that is that yeah two thousands porn [Laughter] twin step brother yeah it does says the pair the pair even wants their identical nature to extend to their children uh so they are trying to both get pregnant at the same time by
9:18 the same guy so that their kids are as similar as possible which might even be weirder once they try to like impress upon the following generation that same concept like you need to be exactly like your cousin or some ████ it's weird too because they're not they're not gonna be twins they're just gonna be they're gonna be cousin siblings look exactly they're not gonna marry each other no but they're also because the same guy they're also gonna be siblings so cousin sibling oh weird damn dude mongolians are wild [Laughter] goldens are wild mongolians are different now huh tell me these guys don't look mongolian to you that's great con genetics that's what it is i don't even know what they are he wants to is it this great khan genetics we are this side not here you did 23 of me didn't you and that's what i wish i was hoping to see if i was a little like a little great khan in me but it just told me i'm 99
10:09 chinese go figure you know you literally look like the prodigal son of genghis khan dude thank you bro once i grow these things out it's over bro it's over would you get that helmet nick looks like he should be wearing those silk suits and has his hands tucked in like this so you're pretty much so you're pretty much you're more lube than you are genghis khan for sure [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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