0:00 Go go to seven and eight. If you get to seven and eight That's heaven. Don't go to nine. >> Can you can you stop yourself from nine and 10? Promise me you don't GO TO NINE. PROMISE ME. NINE IS A IT'S TOO CLOSE. >> And if you have a headache, DON'T GO TO EIGHT. [Music] All right. So, he's a kung fu sexual master. >> What the ████ He's touching HIS NIPPLES ALREADY. [Laughter] ALL RIGHT, GUYS. READY? YEAH. No contact cuz I think it's better this way. Also, I I watched I watched like 5 seconds of this and I went, "I'm just going to save it for the guys." But there's like multiple videos though. Did you Mhm. I think that back to many thousand years the Tao discovered that when a baby suck the
0:50 the the nipple of the mother when he suck, the uterus contract. Okay? And lady feel it the way to contract contract contract. Now, they discover that this nipple have connection into the uh the the ovary and uterus. Okay? So, the and they discover that oh, this is the this is the gland that connecting to all the hormone system. So, they have a practice they call nine flower. So, when you you actually activate the nipple and you feel a lot so occur. Why you got to show us, man? We know. You pinch the nipple and you feel People have no idea where the ovary
1:40 and we have no idea where the prostate gland. Okay? So, when you pinch it for man, you if you pop if you think about I love that he's closing his eyes. My boy is tripping right now. What the hell? You pinch it and you feel the pain a little bit. Pain, yeah, now. All right, let's try it. >> Boys, come on. Ow, no. prostate gland and testicle. And the lady say to feel I feel something. I do feel something. I don't feel anything but pinched nipples. >> You got to contract your butt hole at the same time, dude. So, now when you after that, you find that and because we see them as a picture in our mind and the brain see them as a picture. So, if you hold the pros if you hold the image of prostate gland a testicle easy because hang outside. You see? So, you see the picture
2:31 and you hold the picture and you smiling to the because smiling sunshine. They is smiling into the prostate gland. And you >> He's smiling into the prostate gland. is releasing a power there. Because it's super because superman gland. Okay? That's a superman. It is there. It's so much power there. So, when you release the power, you transform it. Okay? And a lot of power come back to the system. All right. What the hell, Joe? >> The power of the pinch nipple play explained. So, this guy is a what is he's a sex therapist? >> He's a sexual kung fu Taoist. I like that he like uh just makes ████ up cuz he was like, "From here to the ovary." I'm like, "The ovary is not there. The ovary is here."
3:21 And then he's all talking about how like you squeeze this and then it's like connects to all your hormones. I'm like, "That's called the endocrine system." Like he's just ████ going crazy. He's like overriding every single thing we already know. >> reminds me of any Chinese acupuncturist my dad has taken me to. Oh, really? They would make you do that? Well, he he smiles. It's the smile. It's the certainty. The certainty of like He's convincing me. Yeah. No, because the way they go, they'll be like tell me any problem. Yeah, my my neck oh So, you see this finger? This finger is too straight. If I go like this >> All right, dude. I don't think that's going to help you. >> you feel it? Do you feel it? That's what they'll do. It doesn't even matter what you're going to say. They they have this like thing like shut the ████ up. >> that out. I'm going to do this and then now everything is gone. Damn, dude.
4:12 [Laughter] Hey, when you know how we were talking about feng shui and all that? So, what's the is Tao? Is that is that feng shui still or something else? Tao chiao Tao is like um a religion. Taoism, right? >> So, how come he's like doing all the chi stuff? Cuz Tao and chi is kind of like this. >> Oh. Yeah. It's kind of like there's a lot of like mic like casserole in the Chinese arts. But it would be like um It's like it's I don't know. It's like a like the Shaolin Temple and the Shaolin martial arts. It's like Buddhism. It's like why is there martial arts with this? Like I don't really know. But there's Tao and then there's the chi and then they all kind of like this mystic stuff kind of ties together a little bit. But you don't have to practice
5:02 both, but some people do. But then when you do chi, then it kind of relates back into some Tao stuff. >> Yeah. Cuz in yeah that cuz Japanese people can't be uh Shinto, which is the national religion, and they could be Buddhist. Yeah. Mhm. But some people have like they believe in like um witchcraft kind of ████ but like not really. Yeah, like if you go to like a Buddhist temple in like China or Taiwan there's a bunch of other like Tao things implemented into it. First, if you go to a Buddhist temple in India, you're like, "Wait, this is way different." They don't even mention these like deities or whatever. And I think it's because like they they just insert it a little bit. >> Let's see let's see this other clip that Joe sent me. So, the Tao said the man have too much I heard that. I heard that. have too much sperm and they so full and they want to find way to ejaculation out. Yes, yes, yes. Hell yeah, dog. Hell
5:52 yeah. So, the Tao said you can transform it. So, when you hold the testicle and you massage the testicle Oh oh oh oh oh. Yeah. and you transform the sperm the sperm energy into life force. You learn thing too much. You worry too much. Your head is so big and you gain so much energy in the whole body. So, the Tao said when you feel that energy, you do all this and you contract the energy up to So, he's telling us to play with our balls to deal with anxiety. And the sexual energy cannot go up unless you change it. Okay? Okay. So, don't he's saying don't if you feel sexual energy, don't jerk off. Just keep it up here. That's what he's saying. I was watching his ████ and he says um you don't want to come. He goes
6:42 you He's like the edge lord king. >> Yeah, it's like uh it's like tantra. You know what's crazy? So, I've been to like classes of these fools with my mom as a kid. I don't know if you've been to classes like this. There'll be a guy like right here like in the front, right? And then there's like 30, 40 people like all lined up in like a square. And then they'll be like like There's like ████ like I don't know. It's good for your lymphatic system. Try to like bounce the energy out or whatever. And then there's like 30, 40 ████ grown-ups just all ████ bouncing around and hearing They're like the guy spewing even more ████ and everyone's oh yeah yeah yeah and they all believe it. You feel good after you do that. >> I'm there bouncing with them cuz my mom's going to ████ beat my ass or whatever if I don't. Do you think uh in his classes you have 40 adults ████ rubbing their balls like this? They're all doing whatever he tells them to do. He my chi. Every day yeah, they go, "Oh, can everyone raise up your hand? Do you
7:33 feel there's like a little bit heavier?" Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Okay, you got to like massage it out. Massage it out. You know? And then the guy like walks up and down the aisle. Straight up your crown your crown whatever and then they're like, "Oh, okay, good good good good." And like they go all the way around. And then afterwards, everyone feels all good. Okay, cool. Here like you just this is this is a this is a free class, okay? But I do take donations. And then they go around and everyone's like, Got to hit the plug, yo. It feels so good. Got to call back action in the middle, yeah. I want to go. It's like Simon says gay prank edition. Do you do you go to those? I never went to a class, no. That's very advanced. My mom believes this ████ so I go to all the classes. >> That's crazy you had to do all these things as a kid. I would be like so restless. I'd want to get out of there so bad. >> Dude, nowadays these guys are like they do chiropractic stuff and they kind of do their own version of like like
8:23 younger Chinese guys do this. >> Yeah. If it's in pretty great with most chi or Oh, bro, they kill, dude. They they're ████ selling you like earth spray and you're like, "Oh yeah." What's earth spray? It's dirt. Well, guess what? It comes in a collection of earth spray, fire spray, air spray. >> you need the whole collection. >> whole collection because depending on what issue you got, you got to use one of those sprays. And then, you know, yeah, so if you got neck pain or you got trauma or something, they're like, "Oh yeah, use the spray collection." Bro, bro, like they're they kill. They sell so much to these people cuz if you're bought in, they're ready to spend money, bro. If oh, I feel aches, I feel this, I can't get I I can't fall asleep and you're willing to just sell me some sprays, I'm going to buy some fire spray. This one says that you could jack jack off your way to heaven. Let me see. >> Wait, all right. Let me see here. Let me hear. Cuz I might agree now. >> I need to go.
9:13 It says masturbate your way toward heaven. >> They have no time to make love with the woman or girl. The only one way to releasing it and they can do it themselves is a masturbation. So, in the Tao practice, they said learn how to masturbation and you can go all the way to heaven. See? I go to heaven every night. >> So, I'm cool then. I go to heaven every night. I go four times a day. It's not one time you get it. When you do masturbation and choose you you say seven and eight. You say nine, it too close to ejaculation. 10 is ejaculation. It's right. Don't ejaculate. >> Don't come. When you feel also also close also close, now the energy is just right. The seven and eight, okay. Seven and eight you feel so highly arousal, orgasm, and you stay in
10:05 control. Now, that is the best The energy if you can harvest them back up, that is the best energy. You still you feel arousal, orgasm, and the strongest energy, but you in control. So he's a edge lord. Exactly. Edge lord kung fu. You beginning more control and your time ejaculation. There might be something to this though. Yeah, you think so? Because you know No nut November. Exactly. What do people struggle with the most? Probably self control. What will help you with self control? Getting right to the point of ejaculation and then not doing it. How hard is that? It's hard. >> Impossible. You can master this bro, you can probably be the master of your domain brother. >> It's literally impossible. Yes. So don't wait. I just wanted to make sure he said to be very horny but then Don't come.
10:56 >> Don't come. Go to seven and eight. If you get to seven and eight That's heaven. Don't go to nine. Can you can you stop yourself from nine and 10? Promise me you don't GO TO NINE. PROMISE ME. NINE IS IT'S TOO CLOSE. >> And if you have a headache, DON'T GO TO EIGHT. CAN YOU GO CAN YOU STOP YOURSELF FROM nine and 10? I I actually like to be at eight and nine. For like Dude, did you hear what I just said about nine? Just think of him. Just think of him when you're at nine and just yell about nine. Nine's too late. Yeah, you you think about me you might get to 10 real quick brother. Can you stop yourself at 10? I can't stop myself. Oh coach Nick. I like I like how he has to act it out. He's like oh so good OH SO GOOD. YO, HONESTLY IF I COULD if I could have
11:47 a video call and I could do this with people and people would show up and I just say this kind of stuff, I think I'd be living my dream brother. If you would lead anybody who's into coaching if you were able to lean into the ████ you'll be I think I'm going to start leaning into some ████ He has a compound in Thailand. Look at him dude. He's living large. Look at that pantsuit he's wearing. Like no fap techniques. Just telling people not to jack off. That's a Dude, that's a gift that keeps on giving. Or he's he's saying masturbate your way to heaven. So he's like yeah, a lot of people go to heaven but then they go back to hell after they come. But for him, he he teaches you how to stay in heaven. Stay in perpetual bliss. Wait, so wait I I'm sorry. I'm a little confused. It's you go to heaven but can you come or not? No. Oh no come. Because if you come, you lose your energy. So you try to save that energy and then the goal is
12:37 to bring it up to you. >> You you got to get the balls chi. You got to do the balls chi thing. I'll bet you this guy though he'll be like yeah, I'll go stop at eight or nine. But then if he's with a girl like an intern or something he'll be like if I bust though in your mouth, I'm transferring the energy to you. >> Yeah. Right. Yeah. Real cult vibes. >> And I'm sacrificing my own for you. And now you owe me even though I bust in your mouth. >> He's like I'm risking my shot to heaven brother. But apparently from what it sounds like it's okay if you do it with a woman. You just can't be doing it by yourself. If you do it with yourself you lose too much ████ chi brother. >> I'll never see my grandma AGAIN FOR YOU. AND YOU KNOW SHE WAS MY FAVORITE. You know she was my favorite.
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