0:00 and I said for your honesty keep this please come back we want to win your business you should have gave him a lifetime supply yeah what the ████ Joe and then he goes to his friends he's like you can take advantage of this business the guy's an idiot the cashier guys his hands can't feel sizes and he's talking about jacking off the whole time [Music] so you guys um what's the greatest gummy bear maker in the world yeah why why why I don't know that's just what the media told me oh ████ that's like a spoon fed by the traditional media that's what The Gatekeepers tell you when you're eating anything else I actually don't know any other options I'm a Black Forest Bears glad Forest is ████ bomb no no no I don't even know that's another option it is like always it's like chewy it's a
0:53 perfect texture I only like the miniature ones the miniature ones taste different than the regular size what do you think is different and I can only eat it with ice cream oh interesting like frozen yogurt it's called a life hack it is it makes it harder huh yeah so you like The Chew you want the truth I want the two you ever think about just throwing them in the refrigerator that's exactly what else okay I don't think about it it's all I do really I haven't had a non-cold gummy bear in 10 years so maybe that's why maybe if I throw them in the refrigerator yeah that's why I like them with ice cream and only ice cream if you like them hard and chewy part of the next evolution of human race not this old I'm in the future bro I make my gummy bears cold because it provides the perfect texture because they're already really good texture but
1:43 Tony the fridge does something I don't I never intended to do this but I also like it when they like melt somewhere and then the whole all them mixed together and then they like Harden again and it's just one giant slab of knot bear but it's all flavors that's a fun time too that's so much sugar I'm probably gonna lose my citizenship for saying this but once I started having gummies in Australia Game Changer dude yeah you've said that before that the gummies from Australia is so different like the textures chewier softer like are gummy bears they just rip apart and they're hard but then there's it's like a perfect not Taffy texture but it's soft I remember uh Trader Joe's used to carry these Australian licorice and they were like the best licorice I've ever had not black licorice right now you like black licorice Studio Jeffrey Dahmer right there the ████ out of my face dude I hear that all the time
2:34 it's like beet sugar or something smack always says it every time we have any candy here she just gets sad because she's like oh in Australia it's different it is different she's right it's better chocolate sugars all the snacks are just way better is it like how New York has the best Dough because of the water is it like that kind of ████ maybe it's something like that I think there's a corner that's cut in American manufacturing for most Suites where we use high fructose corn syrup which changes the texture and the taste I think but then the beet sugar that they use I think it's also the preservatives we use because we want longer shelf life for products here and then they just ████ crank it out so imagine your Haribo and you know probably you're the number one in the world everyone loves you and ████ like everyone loves your gummy bears Black Forest doesn't stand a ████ chance against you not a chance so a man in Germany finds a check uh made out is it says 4.8 million
3:26 dollars made out to Haribo and it was lost like Haribo didn't get the check and the guy's like oh well that's crazy so um let me let me destroy this check and then I'll send proof that like hey aribo don't worry about it you can get this reissued or whatever because it's kind of weird and in return so he sends a a picture proving that that happened and then in return he gets a thank you gift box of candies from Haribo which the guy's like this is a ████ cheap move yeah what the ████ wait wait what he owed he owed them four million dollars no he just found a check oh lost check for 4.8 million made out to to Haribo he helped destroy that check at haribo's request they're like hey please yeah you know because that's
4:16 going to be expensive for us if you don't do that exactly so then he's like hey okay I destroyed it no problem I did what you guys wanted and then like here's some candy little boy thank you like it's trick or treat not even a ████ lifetime supply awesome well what what do you expect a lifetime supply Anthony Lee really no I'll tell you what I do factory tour let me tell you maybe yeah absolutely you know me at the factory tour something that shows a more Grand gesture but doesn't necessarily have to it's not like he should get money for anything or destroy a check but a lifetime spot is money though you know what I'm saying that's true you know what I did I'll tell you what what I did all right so we had a grand opening sale that's going on right now in junebie where where and Waikiki you have a 30 gram tin of matcha you get
5:07 a free drink you have a 80 gram Tim of matcha you get two free drinks this man bought one gram I mean a 30 gram it cost 32 bucks this one's 62 right so goddess drinks all that stuff I grabbed the 62 dollar one gave that to him and then he came back and he said I think you made a mistake sir I said what is it and then he said I think I was supposed to get the smaller tin and then I and I stood there and I looked at him and I said for your honesty keep this please come back we want to win your business [Laughter] the guy's an idiot the cashier guys are ████ more
5:58 and the up the uppers don't know what he's doing he's giving away the business plus he looks super tired his hands can't feel sizes and he's talking about jacking off the whole time that is nice of you to do though that's cool man I made a customer customer for for a couple of weeks with a king he came back a couple days after that and he ordered some more drinks see oh yeah I was happy about that that's how you get him dude he loved it but yeah I don't I don't get it like four million dollars you probably wouldn't give that back to the guy you wouldn't be like thank you for finding the check you get to keep four million yeah but that's cool but if I was Hasbro I mean a hurry bro Hasbro that's a toy company right Hasbro I think I would have been like Yo dude lifetime supply of gummy
6:50 bears thank you very much you could you could come over here and then grab whatever gummy bears you want I don't know dude because like that 4.8 million like it has nothing to do with that guy but if it wasn't for him he they wouldn't have got the cash well no well either way if it um wait they don't get the cash he just returns it did he reissue it no it's not his money to them he's not reissuing but it's too Haribo yeah it's too Haribo which means that even if nobody destroyed that check and Haribo never got it they can still ask for whoever owes that money Teresa another one and cancel it with their own baby but they probably did that already yeah so like they probably already Kareem was probably like yo if we can get this ████ check and then he destroys it later at haribo's request why is a reroll still using checks why don't they do wire transfers I gotta talk to their
7:41 Department of Finance dude dude they should just give them just give them a bag like a five pounder of nothing but the pineapple one the guy will be a king that's the best one did I did I tell you guys the story about me and Rite Aid yeah thing I told you that right okay you did same feelings same feelings as that ████ oh you got in trouble yours is a little different because you invested so much like time and for the fans who don't know repeat well because I I used to have do this fun thing where I would always take pictures at Rite Aid whenever I would buy ice cream that's right but then it was like a thing I liked other people doing it too so I would always bring whoever I'm with to Rite Aid after we eat something like let's go get ice cream and take photos it was like a inside thing we would do and then they caught on it were like yo like they emailed me and they were like hey we saw you just you've been taking
8:32 like all these like influencers to like take photos with Rite Aid stuff and the hashtags like mostly like people with like pretty big followings coincidentally sometimes I thought they were gonna like hit me with like a brand deal or something cool their marketing person goes if you're willing to do these deliverables we would love to like reward you and I was like that sounds like a brand deal it was something like take four like we need four photos per month uh two video assets I think like every two weeks or some ████ for free ice cream for uh for two free ice cream cones and you gotta be ████ kidding anytime uh oh my God I think per per Post Yeah so disrespectful you might as well let's not say anything oh hilarious it's probably a new intern that just graduated with the marketing digital marketing degree yeah and they're just
9:22 like oh I'm gonna get them dude they're like Ryan we want every every any time you're here we mean it anytime you're here you can work the Scoops it was something really ████ that like made me never go there again dang I completely stopped today right in check in on that oh and Bernie did ████ up they have one employee the receipts are bigger than the ████ employee like there's the lines are so long you're never getting out of there it like took the novelty out of it completely because I thought it was such a funny random thing to do and it just made it so and anybody who could Market that in a way that would be so beneficial yeah for sure right correct the case yeah I mean just they could have just left me alone and I would have probably still been doing it yeah right right but they give you such a ████ offer thinking that like you'll be happy because you're doing it free anyway that's probably what they're
10:12 thinking well he's doing it for you anyway now he gets free ice cream that it's money that comes back to them like I'm buying ice cream I'm buying your product but now when you have the liberal bowls and you have to find four people every month to do this exactly that and then they're gonna scrutinize it you might not get your two scoops we don't know if we're gonna get your Scoops you know damn well they're gonna be like actually can you do that again but like on this angle and like ████ these marketing students bro chocolate malted crunch cause like we did mint last month and like I know that's it's such a bad taste but you know everybody look into it to it write it I've never seen an ad for Reddit in my whole life by the way I don't know if there are any I don't think there are no way not for their ice cream specifically yeah no way no that ████ sells itself [Music]
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