0:00 [Music] listen to this fairfield california okay 76 year old guy gets pulled over um suspected of driving under the influence i think he might be a little bit buzzed they pull this guy over this local cops right they do a breathalyzer already passes you can go out of nowhere these other two detectives roll up and they're like hey can we get the breathalyzer dna from that guy because they were tailing him for some other investigation they give the dna to these other detectives and they find out this 76 year old man has been wanted for murder from some from two murders up to 40 years ago whoa wow and these guys been following him for 40 years number four
0:50 in the same car and they're like can we please get the dna from that thing did he did he use it his mouth was on it yeah can we we have nothing else wait or or did they just start investigating the murder now after 40 years what happened is they were actually tailing him investigating for like a sexual abuse case that happened that year so he he was he was just uh suspected of doing something like now but he was blowing something else says the dna when they processed the actual dna they found it linked to two other murders so he's been free like ████ around doing whatever they don't have your dna until you ████ yeah yeah yeah so that was just ████ up right there and they were able to get in the system and they got a match from a murder 30 years ago
1:41 they got a match from a murderer 40 years ago two different ones hey just because he was driving he ████ won and then like sleepy old guy yeah this guy's lived a whole lot that's what i was gonna say imagine being boys with the murderer because he's obviously didn't then don't tell anybody right he's just kidding but it's like you found out like 10 years later the 10 years of y'all's friendship you're the murderer you're just like are you still friends with him i would ask so many questions yeah you would right just insight right yeah yeah i mean that's my boy who created it you're already locked up let's just chat yeah but what if he's not like a cool murderer like you know like some murderers are like oh that's gross like you're one of those ████ like like what category yeah white blue category like you kidnapped and tortured you killed him golden state killer yeah yeah you wallet for that yo
2:31 like like an assassin that's a cool murderer like he killed my brother so i killed him yeah he won that's cool that's a chinese murderer though that's a little different oh you killed my family i killed you that's old boy oh boy murderer that's honorable this guy this guy's murders are not that nature he i think killed like a woman after he raped her or something cece white boy murderer that's white boy murderer yeah yeah i see what you mean ted bundy style murder that's a fight when you guys are talking about your boy as a murderer you know that's a good question though is like if you were a murderer like okay let's say you committed you're a criminal you commit whatever kind of crime yeah which crimes do you tell your friends about your boys about and which don't you like i think like rape you probably don't tell your friends unless all your friends are rapists yeah that's true oh now it's a thing like bro
3:25 if all your friends are rapists and you did a rape right and you don't tell them they're gonna be so disappointed in you right you're a poser so you went from you went from 13 to 14 victims and you didn't tell us so like you know if you're a criminal like what do you tell like where do you draw the line like i'm gonna tell my friends i'm a drug dealer yeah but like what kind of drugs like is that fentanyl oh are you killing people or is it weed yeah because even within crime even within criminals they have rules and honor and like they're just oh we don't like this guy this guy is a ████ kid toucher we're all going to ████ him up yeah well that usually has a thing in prison right you like that right oh this guy he's a he's a crazy like multi like crazy like national city criminal like he's a syndicate boss you know it's like whoa he doesn't even do crime that's how criminal he is you know he has other
4:15 people to do it for him to tell you that you tell your friends like if that's dude where do you go to work what do you do like i never i've known you for 20 years i don't even know well i'm a syndicate boss yeah oh that sounds cool i'm so glad i know you you know it's like one of those things but glad i know you know i think if i like lived a life of crime i'd be a moral criminal that's what i would think that's just me i think i'd be you know higher standing than the rest of these scumbags it definitely doesn't sound as cool to be like what what do you do and then you say i'm the third strongest rapist in my rape crew you don't want to break you don't want to hold that down you're right usually like sex crimes oh ████ they're like the most lowest level poser that's like the bottom of their you're like what did you get what are you in here for you're like i was stealing underwear you know like yeah it's like no one's gonna be afraid of you imagine
5:06 if you're in a crew full of like all your boys are a bunch of like molesters and stuff like you're the guy that's like oh yeah dude like you're you're a poser you're like oh dude i got so many molestations you're trying to you're trying to be cool about it you're telling your boys right and then you're like you're waiting in the bushes you're like okay this is gonna be my first one i'm about to do it but you're like oh ████ i can't do it you're like yeah here we go this guy has consensual sex yeah yeah yeah it's mr consent yeah yeah no dude i swear i don't do you know you know what the craziest thing is too is like imagine getting away with a murder for so long that you don't even ████ think about it anymore yeah oh yeah it just it just comes out it just comes out like they probably have to go you're guilty of this and he goes guilty what yeah huh who but he's done it twice right yeah so he's like after the second one you must feel like i can kill anybody the first one was in 1980
5:56 wow you think you're good what was the second one 1994 or something right before tupac died that's crazy dude but that's like saying like y'all still talking about that yeah yeah that's old meals bro oh ████ out to you but you know but when you're that old though it's so far removed i bet you a lot of people think there's a statue of limitations oh yeah yeah that's true but you know because with murder and i think what rape there is right but not only is every state there is yeah but like murder there's no statute of limitations cosby bro they say this ████ was like 70 years ago and there's you know so yes some um but like yeah if there's a sexual limitation or i mean if they don't think there is one they may just be like oh yeah no i did it oh yeah you know yeah i i did it like you said you're talking to your boys and
6:46 then like murder it was 20 years ago hey remember tanya is like oh yeah i killed her yeah sorry sorry what now listen to this man so yeah there are states where there is no statute of limitations for rape uh alabama alaska arizona no statute arkansas the statute of limitations for abe is six years so after six years you can't call it anymore you can't i guess you can't be tried criminal criminal i feel like six years is so short i feel like even the punishments for rape are like like two years connecticut's five years uh statute of limitations why not what's crazy is that in hip-hop there's some like gangster hip-hop like rap artists that feel like it's like in five minutes it's over with yeah go and make a song right after like yo i just caught a body
7:37 oh in california it's it's a rate for rape and sexual assault is 10 years whoa that's ████ wild what the ████ if you don't report it or like file for it within the 10 years it's done i'm sure there's like little other details that make it still be a case but like i'm gonna start a company for all the places where this statute of limitations exists and then um i'll do my own justice if they didn't get it your own justice yeah i'll do my own uh style yeah vigilante style and then i'll have a menu we're gonna go around raping rapists yep i'll have that uh would you like to get i won't do it but i'll find a guy that will or a woman and then um i'll have just straight murder or like something like that i think this is how gangs are actually formed because protection you get paid you could pay them be like hey can you like torture
8:28 this guy for me or like yeah okay toad by the way yeah i'm looking for so pleasant what's your menu can i see your menu first waterboarding you're still doing that i thought that was illegal okay there's a sale on waterboarding for christmas that's actually pretty good you're looking at a menu you refer a friend you get 20 off specials bogo because remember um buy one head get one of it off because remember jaw rule he had a crew called murder inc it's actually based off of a real group called murder incorporated back in the day where i think it was like bug not bugsy seagull um basically it was a bunch of lobsters it was mobster guys but it wasn't like i don't know if they were italian i think they were like jewish irish or like guys that couldn't join the italian
9:19 mob like ira kind of people but they were like well because i think you have to be like i uh italian you have to be sicilian of yeah they gotta trace you back these guys were like uh still like you know like down for their ████ and but they just formed their own like organization called murder inc and then like they um they collaborated but they were like an assassination group for like these different ████ mobsters that was really a nail on their head with the name i know right murder incorporated that's hiding we're gonna be murdering so but they're like yeah then they just they just ████ did all these hit jobs for all these mobs and i'm like that's so cool but what if we can do that like a vigilante group for people that didn't get justice because the california justice system the 18 so i'm gonna kill two birds with one stone uh another reason why korea's number one is because of korean dramas
10:10 and there's one called taxi driver which basically took what you just said about revenge really and they go around so there's people that got like assaulted raped sexually assaulted or like wrongfully accused or like a corporation took their property whatever it was like dexter but korean style yeah and it's a group so they have of course you know every group now requires a hacker so they have a hacker and then they have a guy who's you know a physical specimen that can fight everywhere it's and then he drives a taxi tire then don't you have to have some kind of like a a court system to determine that person is not no dude we're like cancel culture if you accuse you're done yeah we we all we believe everybody you know like off-brand old school like a cop radio that they listen into like yeah they hear all these dispatchers it barely works we found one evidence is is unimportant so you gotta state your case and be believable that's
11:00 it it's feelings it's all feelings so feeling yeah if a girl comes to me crying game over yeah dude that's that's all i need is crying and this is what happened i believe her a thousand percent we believe all women bro you're gonna believe all women mafia yeah believe oh man yeah and if a guy comes to me crying saying he got ████ up and he needs revenge i'ma ████ him up that's a twist [Music] you [Music]
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