0:00 thank you [Music] everybody welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys featuring we got Mr Jesus in the building all right we got a little hot seat going on today I love you know before we get into the Odyssey in town we're gonna start off a little cool and we're gonna wrap our temperature up and the replacement for Bart we got Nick the ear ice cold guy here I like on the ear kind of it's kind of a lot of pressure being Bart right now because I feel like nobody could deliver the question like Bart then just be bored do it try your best yes by the way I feel like conquering a ████ town or a country with this seat dude feeling super white right now dude sorry anyway like a real ruler yeah dude um what are your
0:51 porn Search keywords that's your cold questions that makes too much sense bro I I I'll do it for you I'll do it for you all right all right here you go all right I try to do Bart style I just came up as I say all right let me see here we go what is your most favorite disposable one-use plastic what the hell are you talking about you're talking witchcraft what what type of foliage is your ultimate favorite for shade that's good that's that's good that's good I feel different beef jerky right after I love it I was like what the ████ is this I feel disrespected with all those big words and I feel like attacking somebody dude what are you talking about foliage what
1:41 foliage foliage no it's just foliage is it foliage hold on let me go I went to a public school all right and I I didn't graduate high school so tell me what the hell you're talking about what type of shade is your favorite shade what type of shade is my favorite shade when you wanna you know get out of the Sun what kind of shade do you use palm trees you like um you know you like earn so confused this is a difficulty right here's a weird this is a different type of hot seat this is like a like uh it's like brain teaser let's get back to a more comfortable place what's this I don't like it's getting hot for sure all right let's go Caliente a secret that I didn't
2:32 tell anybody I ████ this girl and then I ████ her friend at the same night like I went to her apartment and we did her thing and we and she passed out and then I left and she was like her friend was like in the living room I guess hearing us and then I was just like yeah and she just started talking I was what are you watching this and that he's like oh and then she's like Sarah here and I was like yeah and then I'm like oh she's trying to ████ so then I smashed her too and she got hurting by listening to the moans I think so I think she got hot and ready and I just ████ ended up smashing her enter and I'm like what the ████ just happened but the thing is like that was like my girlfriend at the time so I ████ her friend and I had to play it off like I you know yeah yeah so did the second time feel like so I never told her about that so she just found out these brain's about to explode the only ████ works okay he looked like he never was it's never happened to me nah this guy's he's our local sex did the second one feel like did the
3:24 second one feel like I can't come anymore but I can't say no the second oh you know what I mean yeah I'm the victim here like what do you want from me I can't ████ I can't do this you got used but I can't say no to this because it's like wow yeah yeah dude because you're a gentleman right you know you can't just ████ it was that the only time or did you did you guys smash again later so it was definitely like one little smash Fest that was going on between them and ████ so how long did this last for this lasted for like a half a year oh ████ that's what's going on wow good for you man what boy what's the secret the secret is you know just ████ freaking more cocktail be Latino dude I
4:15 think he's just in me you know the mid generation of my grandpa just you know having multiple families not telling anyone hey Ryan but it's like my version but toned down a little bit you know what I mean the next level right you don't actually have the babies right yeah you'll get tied down I'm not an animal just for your grandpa is just like well we gotta get married now no when I was young you know when I was young I was you know wow boy how old were you at that time oh I was like probably 21 20. are you in a relationship now yes I am and do you I don't think you know what I don't think she knows about these stories he's gonna be like allegedly allegedly and does she have a best friend oh no her friends trust me I would not not my type not that would happen God damn the hot scene this is the best first five minutes
5:06 let's see yeah you're getting more out of me than my therapist what do you think would happen if your girlfriend right now saw this video saw that story how would she react first thing she would not look at anything because she knows she's like I don't want to know you're gross I don't wanna know you wouldn't even like anything has to do with people sending her videos I don't want another ████ whatever wow she thinks she thinks I'm gross so oh that must have worked out well in the beginning yeah you know you can play the best version of yourself and then she found out like oh he's a ████ he's an ████ did she know you're a stand-up comedian yeah yeah we met we met Because She interviewed me she's like in the entertainment business and stuff like she's a booking agent or whatever no I don't know she's like uh she uh she's like a sports like host oh wow that's cool for like boxing and baseball and stuff so yeah and how many days did you
5:57 go on her before you guys do you ████ you guys are just we found a hole yeah these games we found a soft spot I'm telling you dude my therapist can't even get this out of me dude I'm just like yeah where the first day what how many dates until you guys full pushed whoa wrong time it is the softest sex I've ever heard those are proper I took a it took a while you know just you know yeah slow time yeah we just this one was different because I feel like we just connected very well like we were on the phone for like hours I'm like I'm a phone guy oh ████ I'm uh what are you wearing nah I'ma said you sent me a text and I'm like yo I call you I don't text I'll
6:48 call you and then girls don't like wait what's going on but I know how to talk I can you can talk on the conversation I have stories I can you know I'm not calling feels so personal these days that's the thing that's how you ████ you know he doesn't watch any of this stuff for sure no she doesn't watch this you buy ring it guys get in there I'll never tell oh my God guys he's literally blushy right now yeah no you thinking about it though I mean yeah yeah no no no no many years dude have you been together like I think I like I think probably like three years three years three years when when did when did
7:39 it hit you like oh my God I think this is the one this is different this is different was like even when when I was annoyed I still loved her and I was like oh you know what it's still over though like I mean I wouldn't argue with her I would you didn't feel like get out of here like dude I'm out like what's up so I would go back and we'll talk it out I never talked it out whoa that's a big that's a good sign yeah that's a big sign changing because I before I used to be very just like I don't give a ████ whatever but more I'm just like all right you're I'm starting to say sorry like all right I'm sorry that's all you know yeah the sorry start coming no she's like you know she's grown so she's like tells me my ████ she calls me out she's very strong woman so I'm like oh ████ I never had is she older than you yeah she is older so that's why that maturity I think the maturity yeah maturity did you guys like ever do like anal yeah dude
8:31 freaking future wife you're talking about no yeah we're talking about yeah dude I mean those steps you know dude I'm left you know you're doing all kinds of ████ you know come on man really yeah so has she pegged you she hasn't no you see human that kind of anal that I don't know depending what's up it just says it's so sweet I don't butt play yet I don't butt play the only you know I don't can't go down there yeah yeah I haven't really like played [Laughter] though one of my more mature guys Steve he would probably ask something like um would you rather ████ your mom or your dad well I mean well I mean well it's not JK unless you ask
9:22 Mom it's not it's my dad's a jerk no explain would you guys actually we all answered yeah you have to answer it when you're here or ████ my mom or my dad and why and why and how yeah what's Julius Julia Julia's ████ in dude she's been JK you guys don't even know I know I feel like I'm just getting a note um two moms getting ████ come on dude just getting ████ smashed I mean I'm not gonna ████ my dad get out of here dude I'm not gonna lie learn my cheese though bro what do you want me to do what do you want for me did you answer it did you get are you just ████ with me
10:13 who's weak now we both said that we both said that Power Trip all the guys with Daddy yes you said that yeah yeah for sure I have Daddy issue me too happy issues Pappy issues that's a good one man he's going through these questions really good he's no no no diverting I like that yeah we should just only ask him cold questions what are you talking about that's the point of a cold question that's when you sit next to the ████ Band Geeks at the ████ lunch because there's no more seats you're like what are you guys ████ talking about are you guys talking about you're so left out you know oh dude not just something similar to what he was asking what about your uh your porn search titles what is a keyword that you happen to be or a keyword that you're having to
11:03 look into I'll tell you right now dude and it's weird I don't know what's going on Arabic anything Arabic and like um maybe I think that's why Mia Khalifa got so popular no no but it's like Arabic and then uh home like footage like like phone not like proper ████ setup I like CCTV like something that was like I'm not supposed to be seeing this is like a for them video it's more intimate yeah it's not well produced yeah for some reason it just makes you more forbidden so amateur and that's weird but that's just like yeah but the way you said forbid it sounds like the way it's supposed to be said for reading for me [Laughter] before even press play they tell you
11:53 like this is repeating enjoy I'm just right there dude I'm just like everything with the lotion look everybody out nobody in the house this is for beating it's like the Dos Equis guys it comes out of nowhere they just were beating you know that right so why'd you get in the stand up why did I just dude I was born into stantom I just like was always I didn't know how to not be funny I was always trying to like connect this I hated like awkward moments I just crash and burn yeah yeah a bunch of times yeah stand up was like my biggest fear was to bomb but then I kept bombing and I realized like this ain't ████ yeah it's good this is what I do like I thought it was gonna be worse you know what I mean but bombing is like whatever and I'm like I'm ████ just gonna you know keep going what made you want to move out to LA and pursue it
12:43 because this is the only way I can like work in my small town in Tucson there was only like one Comedy Club I'll go there once a week so then I was like if I want to be great I got to be around the greats I gotta learn because I was following guys that have been doing it all drunk and been doing it for like 10 years barely had five minutes and I was like riding like crazy so yeah so do Comics have like groupies we're not like rock stars we're talking about dicks and girls aren't really like I want to ████ that guy who talked about his uncircumcised dick I don't know that's not true I have some crushes on comedians really absolutely oh really that guy was a good writer I mean he still is but yeah there was um Dane Cook was like all of his audience was women yeah I mean it was not like a Comics comic but but he isn't I mean I can't stand up I'll tell you what with
13:33 me I I think it should maybe it's just me my ████ is like I don't get girls like I see Comics that get girls I never really got girl I do I did get girls yeah you did but it wasn't like the ████ ████ fest like Dane Cook and this and that like I would just get like cougars and like regular girls girls that just been through ████ you're just like ████ God damn girl like all this like you know married chicks I'm like ████ so much like ████ you don't want to get chased out by their husband and ████ right yeah but you're like still there because you're like thanks it's like forbidden sex enjoy you know how many times I've been with the ████ like I can't believe oh my God and I'm just like ████ you know right here you're married forbidden yeah
14:23 so I don't really get groupies like that uh and then now and especially when I was younger I was very like focused like I just came here to work I'm trying to ████ blow up like JK news over here with the ████ vanishes get millions of views wearing a wig what the ████ yeah but who's a comic you think uh deserves more praise in today's time and then who's a comment that you think is getting too much credit uh a guy who I think is gonna like blow up and I know it already is uh uh Jason Cheney for real bro dude everybody loves him he doesn't even know he's nice and he's like super cool Jason Cheney's gonna blow up and I tell every time we talk I'm always like well you're gonna blow up I already know I'm gonna ████ open up for you he's like oh dude don't don't you know how he is and then it turns to ████ grab a ████ it's weird really you think so showing you his
15:14 penis oh you're so nice you're gonna blow up I know and like shut the ████ up dude but anyways that guy uh should be obviously the biggest and then the guy that I'm just like I don't know dude I don't like to start problems I'm not saying though he may not be your gym yeah the guy who I'm just kind of like um and people are just like going crazy over ████ uh maybe maybe it could be like rhymes with ah no I can't say it no nevermind no I'm trying I got I got a question before before you ruin your career how do you uh uh feel about there's just so many people coming into stand-up comedy you know what I hate and I'm glad you're saying it you know what I ████ there's so many Roadies that be following these ████ whack-ass Comics these guys are putting
16:05 okay right now what's happening in the comedy world there's a lot of comedians that are blowing up quack Quick Quack Quack Quack Quack quick because of ████ Instagram video clips yeah they just post a little clip one thing that worked for that little second and they just think like oh these guys know what they're doing and they go and they see them and they pay to go watch them and they're clearly brand new and they're just starting they don't have ████ an hour they don't know how to hang they don't know how to react if you ████ put them in this hot seat they don't know how to ████ you know be on point yeah dude so and that's what are frustrating right now because I put in all these years and these guys are popping yeah and selling tickets and I'm like God these are spoken like a true comedian yeah you know what I mean you're just one of those like you gotta earn this this ████ isn't given to you you gotta just do viral social media clips and I am starting to do it because at first it was a whole like ████ I'm trying to perfect this craft yeah and
16:55 then but it's like ████ that that I'm falling behind becoming the old guy in the room with the ████ newspaper and the wall trying to figure out this murder and I'm just like I need to ████ go out there and do it I need to go out there but you you have an HBO ████ specialist That's what I'm saying instead of giving away material I saved it for the HBO special like you're supposed to but then now I'm seeing like social media is a new beast and I'm like oh you know what I gotta just for the people who haven't seen that the HBO is special just take little clips from that well that's what I'm starting to do yeah I'm starting to just take it and stuff I'm old school ████ mentality business where it's just like I'm trying to do it the right way with managers and ages and I'm like oh ████ that I gotta just be like play the game a little bit Yeah play the little young game and ████ not clear not saying you got any but what what would you maybe consider as one of your biggest regrets my biggest regrets with uh not starting uh YouTube
17:45 like these guys were doing that was my biggest regret because I saw you guys I saw a couple other people like on YouTube and I remember thinking like nah that's not that's not I really didn't think it was gonna go anywhere I thought a lot of people didn't think what I'm doing is right this is going gonna go somewhere standard was gonna eventually and it's like I was wrong it ████ was wrong a lot of people thought that though because David in our Circle I was like you gotta blow up your channel you got known for your channel and like stand up like yeah there's a lot of pride and respect in that art and that craft but what you got to do is think about your career and how you're gonna pay for your life right the stand-up traditional grind it's an artist's grind it's totally different and it's respectable but if you want to pay your bills this is the easier way to do it but like I think that conversation is
18:37 hard for people who are purists like I think for all art you gotta go through that Crossroad and be like all right this is how I wanna do things like and be a master at it but then am I gonna be happy doing this ████ and I and I think everybody feels that for me there was no opportunity elsewhere for what I wanted to do right because I was like I was just like I'm gonna do it here yeah because like I wanted to do a a comedy channel but experiment with it and then there's nothing on TV for that for Vietnamese Funk bands got yeah right but what you do but what you did they created the market but they did and I think what you did we would understand like what you have is the dream like you guys right here it's like you guys ████ you are your bosses and I like
19:27 that you have a ████ guy going up to you telling you what to say it's got a oh it's it's got its own set of problems but it also it's ████ cool that you guys are young and you guys are out here yeah I mean when I was working in with 3K I would complain to Joe a lot all the time really yeah well you yeah you look like the complainer and then Joe would just get all frustrated and he's like God damn it I mean it's a give and take right like so like it's a feeling a lot of PTSD over here yeah what's going on here sometimes let's get some cold questions when you when you like when you have a when you can just focus on your craft right yeah you could really Excel and do just that but then in in for me I had to choose do I want to be like a comedic actor only or do I want to build a
20:19 company and then so like when you build it you can't always necessarily like ride on every opportunity that comes to you like sometimes you get an opportunity but you like I got a company too can I I can't do both right so it's like you toss one and you you gotta you know be with the group okay so there's just other sacrifice yeah but dude that's nothing compared to the ████ guys who have to wake up imagine when you were waking up and going to that job that you ████ hated the people you were just annoyed with that you have to be cool with that that sucked especially when you had this talent that you're like I want to do something and there's do you know how many people right now are at that job who wanted to do this the idea was here but the difference between them and you was the fact that you actually took a chance that's the only difference between you and the guy right now it's ████ Starbucks who
21:09 wants to ████ do it because that same guy at Starbucks is like watching our YouTube videos and it's like would you rather ████ your mom or your dad yeah yeah all right that's what I want to do that could be me he's going with the conflict too like well Mom you know she has to put it out ████ mom but to Dad I do want that Power Trip pickle but you know in the end of the day you know I just I'm glad to be doing what I love and getting paid for so that's that's pretty cool it took a while you have your own company or not everyone here took the risk to kind of go toward whatever they wanted to so I mean being from these cameras is a risky thing to do to be like all right I'm gonna ████ get myself out there and see what people think and this is a scary thing to do it takes strong people yeah for it oh no it takes a strong you know set of person to do what we do it's like this is not easy yeah yeah so imagine
22:00 being told ████ you every day of your lives multiple times a day yeah you got to start reading those comments man yeah Mom yeah dude and I think a part of it has to do with the way I grew up that I'm like if people are like trying to hurt me with comments and hecklers and I'm like you can't hurt bro there's a reason why I'm up here my life is already to ████ like you're not gonna hurt me dude there's nothing you can say yeah it's gonna hurt me dude yeah no but then she's gonna hear about the merry part and she'd be like you want to marry oh God you guys are starting up a conversation um so I saw something [Laughter] but it's how you feel dude
22:50 at least give me a hint so I could be dressed for it oh my gosh you sent pictures and stuff already so I'm like I already know relax relax I'm a size this in my room yeah I know yeah though yeah yeah get those sizes my boy the size and all that stuff and I'm just like ████ dude all of her best friends like you wouldn't ████ me yeah [Music] all her friends got like I need someone affect me whatever I don't want to ████ him anyway they ████ Corner me in a party hey I just want to know like like what the ████ I know like elaboration but like all of them as a collective imagine that's not that's high he saw that JK video it's a highly I think of myself anyways
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