0:00 You're Cyclops and Wolverine. What? Red everywhere. Oh, I start sitting on my butt. All right, Cyclops. [Music] Can I Can I share with you guys a spooky thought? No, we got We got to wait for Joe to come back first. No, no, no. We don't have to ever We don't do that anymore. Spooky thought. Spooky thought. What happened, guys? We got more ice. Hell yeah. You want to hear You want to hear a spooky thought? I know how you like ice. So, like this is like a good, you know, how like you're always saying that I don't know like that I'm dark or that death follows me. I never I never say that. Um, you have murderous thoughts. Yes. But yo, this isn't me, but it's just crazy as uh coincidence. So, like I don't know if you guys remember me telling the story that um so September
0:50 2019, I was at uh 24-hour Fitness in Hollywood. And then that's the day that like I'm on the elliptical with my music in and then probably wearing jeans and boots. Yeah. Jeans and jeans and boots. And then I just see everybody like running and I was like, "Oh." And everybody's like ████ jogging or warming up. What is a run club inside? Yeah. And then like someone just taps me and it's like, "Yo, yo, yo, we got to go. You got to go." And I looked back and it's like helicops. Oh. And then uh and then we all go outside. like everyone in the gym just waiting outside of 24-Hour Fitness to see what happened. And then the cops came out and they said that like, "Oh, there's a a guy in the bathroom that we was was being arrested and then he uh ended up getting killed." Like they the cops had
1:40 to shoot him in the bathroom. Yeah. A 24-hour finish cuz he pulled out like a lethal weapon or something. No, he tried to grab their gun. Oh, so he was taking a massive Yeah. So, they end up shooting that dude and then uh I was like, damn, what's the odds that that was all over the news and like they they had closed it for a day. And then what are the odds that, you know, now that I switch gyms and I I go to the freaking LVAC, the Las Vegas Athletic Club, May 2025. I wasn't there that day, but that's the day that a mass shooter went killed killed the dude. That's crazy. So my question is, do you have any gyms you don't like? I I could just switch to one of those. Have you heard of barbell? Don't go there ever. Don't go. EOS is pretty nice. Yeah, please the fan. Don't go there.
2:30 Pretty nice. Don't go there. But that's the odds of that are freaking insane. Back to back, huh? That is pretty insane. The gyms that and and it was that specific LVA. That specific chain. They had like five of them or what? Yeah. It's the one specifically that's closest to me that I I just signed a membership at. Do you get like discounts if people get shot up at a gym? Like can you you know what I mean? No. They're going to try and make it hush hush and be like, "Hurry up, move on next day." You want to know something hella sad? That's exactly what happened cuz we uh the next day they were open and uh I went back there and then I had asked the first person that was there at the counter like right at the front. I'm like, "Damn, that was pretty crazy yesterday, huh? You guys okay?" And they were just like, "Oh, we're not allowed to address it." Yeah. I'm telling you, it's just protocol. You're like, "What about can you acknowledge it?" No. Nope. You're like, "What are you talking about? I don't know what you're saying." You're like, "What about this video?"
3:20 Like, "You're here. I see you in the news." Yeah. It's AI probably. It's a deep pick. Be like, "I signed an NDA." Yeah. Probably did. What are the odds that someone gets shot in your gym, though? That's like freaking He got shot outside. Outside. Soup outside. The video was crazy. That guy got shot outside. That guy got shot outside. Yeah. He runs out. That's the clip that you sent us. Oh, no. The bad guy got shot outside. But what about the What about the good guy? The guy that he killed was a worker. Oh, he was a walker. So, it's pretty. Was it targeted or I believe it was targeted cuz he shot that one dude and dipped after. Was it cuz like but then he also tried to fire more but he jammed. It jammed. And he did pass one guy and he told him like the guy he passed a dude who asked him, "Is that real?" And the guy was like, "Yeah, you better get out of here or something." Why is he saving this guy? I don't know. Cuz maybe that guy he remembered he was like, "Dude, your biceps are getting
4:10 kind of bigger." And he goes, "Really?" And he goes, "You're the only one nice to me." And then everyone else, he's like, "Man, you guys made fun of my gains or the lack of." Yeah. Hey, but those are the guys that won't get trainings. You know what I'm saying? Like that's the good thing, man. Shooters never practice. That's why like like psycho people like they don't tend to train. They just They're not going to the range practicing, dryfiring. You think he he shot a fitness instructor because he wasn't making any gains and he was like blaming him for his own lack of discipline? Maybe. Maybe he said you're not getting any refund for your private session. like he's just a disgruntled dude. I'm not actually familiar with who uh who actually died from that. Um who did that guy shoot? Like one worker and then one other random guy was hit in the back but he was totally having an interview while bleeding. That sucks. Was it was it disclosed why like he went
5:01 after that worker or are we all just speculating right now? There's no I don't think there's a motive that was but the guy the the shooter he is not there obviously for his actions but also he ran in with dress shoes and you know like you can't run very well with dress shoes so he's not tactical dress shoes was it the shiny kind Bond always runs really well you're not like you're not like being very prepared if you're going to run in dress shoes you know yeah that's kind of weird but that's what I'm saying what if he just lost it that one day and just grabbed the rifle on his Yeah, cuz scientifically heat gets into people a certain way. So, how hot was it that day? It was pretty hot. Exactly. And you know, there's more shootings uh when it's hot. Yeah. Like like road rage. Yeah. Cuz you're in a car, AC works only a certain amount. You get out the car, it's hot, boom, 100°. You're like,
5:51 "F███, why is it so hot up in this b████?" One thing goes wrong, something goes wrong, you just lose it. We don't We don't get rid of guns. We get rid of heat. That's what we should do. We should ban heat. Yeah. Ban heat. Yeah. Make heat elite. Abolish all heat. Yeah. I hate heat. The crazy thing was the day that that shooting happened at 24-hour Fitness. Uh I went to the other 24-hour Fitness like directly after to just finish. No. Why would you do that? Bringing the bad juju over there now. No. It's funny cuz I ended up going the Weho one. Uh and then I walked in there and the Weho one. Yeah. I never been to that one. And then just so happened a guy that I knew was working there and I was like, "Yo, what's up, man?" He's like, "Oh, what's up? What are you doing here?" And I'm like told him like, "Oh, the other place just got shot up." And then they he was like, "What?" And then um I guess like
6:43 that I thought the whole staff there would have known by now and nobody knew. Wa that 24 like hadn't even heard. Was it on the news already? No, I just I went literally like, "Oh, that happened. They kicked us out. We were all standing out there." Well, then yeah, you're the news. Yeah, but you you think that there's a 24 network? Oh, you know what just happened over here? Yeah. You think there's like a 24 network like ring camera? No, they call each other like, "Hey, 24 or just text cuz homies homies work at different branches." Yeah, exactly. I thought that somebody would have said something to them, but they don't. They operate like the CIA. It's like I don't know that department. I work in the Hollywood department. Yeah, we don't associate. Yeah. Yeah, that was trippy. Have you gone anywhere else where that dark cloud of death non- gym related? You know, the only closest thing I ever cuz I never have been in like public
7:34 violence. I don't think the only time I ever experienced public violence was um what's that when you were whooping fool's asses? No. What's that place in Pasadena where there's a pool hall downstairs? Jake Academy. So yeah. Yeah. So, at Jake's on Colorado, me and Gio were eating burgers and and fries and stuff, watching um watching a UFC fight. This dude comes in and he just starts taking like French fries off of people's wa off of people's like meals and stuff. Gio was in the bathroom. She comes He comes out and starts grabbing French fries. He didn't even make it to my table. Mine's like over here. And then uh one of the cooks, he was like a big Mexican dude. He goes, "Hey, you can't be doing that." And he goes, "What?" They start talking ████ to each other like, "What are you going to do?" Cuz now there's like a counter with like those bar stools. So that dude, the guy that came in, he grabbed like a burger
8:24 off of someone else's plate and then threw it at the cook. The cook jumped over the bar counter and no ████ It's probably like like Chappelle's size. He runs them through like three bar stools. They all bend over and he ████ chucks them outside. And I was just sitting there like, "Holy s███." Cuz you know, it's like a movie. Yeah. A lot of ████ could happen in like 3 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, "What the f███?" And I'm just like sitting there and Gio comes back out. How's everything going? I'm like, "Dude, you don't even know what just happened right now." That ████ was crazy. That's like the closest that like ever experience. That's pretty crazy. You never run into like trouble. Yeah. You see trouble like that often? No, but I think like I think just going like cuz you know like if you go to clubs regularly at the time when you go to like clubs there's at least a fight a night.
9:14 Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Every club during college, dude. Every OC club we went to. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, we went to this club in OC and then these guys were fighting outside at the end. Asian dudes. And then was it Arena OC? And then they were getting pepper sprayed too while they were fighting and one guy's head was just cracked like it was it was leaking like mad. And then and then these other two guys kept fighting and then I I recorded it and then after I posted it like I was ████ making fun of them. Uh the dude like hit me up and was like, "Hey, I need that video in case like you know we go to court or some ████ and then like he I guess I kept watching and I was like making I put Mortal Kombat music. Oh, I remember this clip. Yeah, I was like repeating his like sweep kick and like uh he's like, "Dude, sick highlight. Thanks, man." And then he got he got kind of like mad
10:04 at me. He was just like, he's like, "What the ████ is that, bro?" Like, and I was like, "Dude, what? I didn't know he was going to meet you. Like, you're just a guy in the distance. Like, this is a meme. You can't get mad at you can't take it personal. Like, how the ████ you Somebody said it to him. Someone was like, "Oh, that's my cousin's friend." Or whatever. And they sent it to that guy, dude. And then he hit me up and and was like, he was like, "Cool until he saw the memes I was making of him." Oh, and you meme hard, too. You don't mess around. Yeah. But I was like, "What do you want me to do?" Yeah. Nick knows that. This guy memes hard. There's there's been 40 ████ photos of Nick recently on the JK story. Crazy with the whole story. I kept tapping. I was like, "Bro, there's no way there's more." The story was like this ████ big, dude. Okay. One time, some of those are pretty good. Pretty close to life. They were all close to life, unfortunately. That's why I had to look away. Um, I was picking up Tiff. This is when she worked at like a department
10:54 store. I forgot it was like Ann Taylor or some ████ Oh, wow. And I was waiting outside. I was in the loading zone. I was parked and then some like some Armen mean cat pulls up behind me in this nice like Mercedes. I didn't think anything of it but I just was like you can't park there. I have my emergency lights on. Right. He gets out. I guess there was a jeweler um or like a watch store there. He goes in. I don't see him for a little bit and then I see this guy sprinting back to his car and he has a box full of watches. Holy ████ Then the shopkeeper comes out like a straight robbery straight up and the and it's I'm in the Miata top down just like chilling waiting for Tiff to get out and I just see this ████ go down. This guy's sprinting back and then the the shopkeeper is running right after him. He's like, "Hey, this ████ stole my ████ He stole my s███." And at that moment I was like, "Do I do something?"
11:45 I didn't do a thing. Didn't do a thing. But it was too late cuz I was bro I was sitting in the car and the guy runs in his car. Shopkeeper comes in, tries to open up his passenger door. The guy's already driving while the guy's hanging on to the door. Oh no. And it's and I'm like, "Don't scratch my Miata, man." But homie takes a Snapple bottle out of the guy's like uh drink holder and as he's driving away, he just throws it right at the ████ Mercedes and just smashes it. And the guy drives off and they were scrapping in the front seat for a little bit as they drive off and I was like and I felt kind of guilty. I was like, "Bro, did I was I supposed to do something?" But it happened so fast. I didn't know what was happening, right? Cuz I'm the dumbass that's like, "I wonder why that guy's running away." It took me like ████ a whole day to process. Oh, I think he was Well, you never It's It's hard to process cuz you just don't think when some crazy ████ like that. And it was so random. It was just like
12:36 You're usually in your own thoughts. Yeah, exactly. So, you're not ready to even register some crazy ████ happening. And then it happened and then and I had to do a police report and all that ████ Oh, damn. Some like offduty cop came up to me. He was like, "You saw what happened?" And I was like, "Yeah, officer. I saw everything." And I had to stay like an hour to ████ give a whole Would you have would you have told them if like you looked to the distance and the guy was there going? Yeah, I would I would say. ████ that guy, dude. That guy sucks. But then also, you never really know. What if the shop owner was protecting his box of watches and the thief was like, "That guy's stealing my watches and he was lying. Switcheroo, you know?" See, that's what I think about too. And I literally I play that same thing. It's like you don't want to get involved in some ████ sometimes cuz you just don't know what the ████ Yeah, man. I don't know if I Or what if it's one of those things where it's like you stop the thief, right? And he goes ow out and then he sues you and you lose.
13:27 Are you in a Are you guys in a place in life where you would stop a fight? Where you'd break a fight up? Hell no. Between kids maybe, but between adults at a playground. Yeah. Adults. Adults. Adults. No, I think I'll get my ass whooped. Two or like two men? I'll keep my distance. I'll be like, "Hey, chill." He Yeah, this guy does it. But they're not homeless. They're like actual guys. I've done I've done a couple, but then like couple That's your job, right? It depends. It depends the situation. Like the one time I I saw a fight go Well, it wasn't really a fight. It was like kind of an assault and I just was like, "Hey yo, you guys got to ████ chill." And I was telling them to stop and they eventually stopped. But it was like if there was like a gang of people around that I don't know, I'm not going to get involved. If it was a equal fight, like it looked like these two were like, "Yo, yo, let's" and I'm just like, I'd actually watch for entertainment. If it was like, let's say there's kids around, it's a park and ████ and then you're just like, "What the hell?" And then one guy
14:18 is clearly getting bullied or whatever, that's different. Okay. Let's say that um let's say that there's a a group of people about to fight. Would you stop any of it? No. You just shoot into the crowd and run away. Yeah. Yeah. A group like five on five. Five on five. Would you have any Holy ████ I'm going to be like, "We're going to see how this plays out from across the street and they're just like barking at each other." kind of thing. Like they're about to Because I'll say this, like I'm not I'm obviously not a big dude. And I feel like if you're a big giant dude, you might be able to be like, "All right, guys. ████ stop and like interview, start mentoring them." Yeah. Not even that. It's just like the physicality of someone to get your presence. Yeah. Like that alone can stop, right? Or even just saying something. Then I feel like No, you're going to walk in the middle and they're going to throw a fizz and somehow it's going to land on your head. Don't ever walk in the middle of the wall. But what if like there's like like three people fighting? Mhm. And you're like, "Oh, this is a good time to like get clients."
15:08 And so they're like, "Hey, put your hands up." So if they're throwing a jab, I was slipping. Slip it. Oh, that guy's a southpaw. So you want to make sure you parry the rear hand. Yeah. Yeah. Shut down the jab at all times. They're like, "Oh s███." Yeah. Keep your elbows tight to your rib cage so you don't get hit. You want to keep your hands tight. What about like this brawl's happening like three guys or something like that, right? And while the fight's moving around, they like bump into Tiff a little bit. I'll talk somebody out for that. Really, my man. I'll What if it was accidental? What if he goes, "My bad, dog." Yeah, he goes, "My bad. Oh, you you good." That's my fault. But that if if I put Tiff in a situation where we're too close, it's like, "No, no, no." What if he goes, "My bad, dude. I didn't mean to bump into your Mexican girl." What? That's when I try to kill everybody. No, but if if somebody ever like I don't know. No, I'm just talking out. I'm talking on my ass right now. I'm talking
15:58 my ass. I probably wouldn't do ████ Or Tiff Tiff might get her ass beat and then Nick's still like trying to register what's going on. Be like, "What's happening?" I was like, "Babe, why don't you throw up your guard? You got to start framing." Steal the box of watches, babe. What did you do? If there was a girl that started ████ with Tiff, I'll suck a girl out in the face. Really? I'll beat her ass. What if Tiff was already winning? Okay, that's different. You're going to jail, boy. That's different. I I'll I'll pin a girl down and just, you know, pat like that. I I'll control her. Top control. Be very gentle. But I wouldn't like What if What if that girl's boyfriend or or husband is like 6'5? Yo, I put my money on Nick still. I'm in trouble. Yeah, but Nick is still You can see his gun holsters. What the hell? Oh, that's different. Gun holsters on my Do you see the ████ clouds coming out of his knuckles, too? Guess what? I'm going for your ACL and I'll punch you in the dick, dude. That's
16:49 what I'm going for. I'm going to kick you in the ball. These infrared goggles, dude. Holy ████ Your Cyclops ammo and what? ████ red everywhere. Oh ████ I start sitting in my butt. All right, Cyclops. No, but the question is 6 feet. Dude, what's your first move? Well, wouldn't it have to be based on his move? Hold on. Where'd you get that? What? That tumbler. Honestly, good question. did that. Ryan got this for me for Christmas. Found it somewhere. He got this for me for Christmas. And he put he put the casual and J. And this is my this is my new daily. I don't use anything else. Double identical. What the ████ That's awesome. What was the question again? If you What would you do if he's six foot? What's your first move? Uh, obviously you have to manage distance really well. You can't lift cuz his arms are longer, right? You have to look for the proper entry. Find the range. You got to go for legs. You got to go
17:40 for legs. Um, dude, I wouldn't even try to fight fair enough. If someone's already bigger and this is a street fight and you just got to survive, kick them in the ████ nuts and run. I'm honestly going to kick I'm I'm going to take someone's knees out, I think. Yeah, but if you try to kick somebody in the nut, like for example, you don't know Nick and Nick don't know you. You go for the ████ nut. Nick might just grab that ████ kick. And what if is that your defense for being kicked in the nuts? So, you kick me in the nuts. Watch. This is what I do. Kick me to the nuts, right? I'm obviously in my fighting stance already, right? Boom. I just do Xbox, dude. I just do Xbox. Yeah, that was fast. So slow. Yeah. Yeah. It's a catch to counter, obviously. I like your shoulder background. Thank you. Yeah. Xbox effective. Yeah. Yeah. It works, bro. It works. It works. It works. Uh but I feel like, you know, if you had a if I had to fight a guy who was like 6 foot, like something
18:30 big. Dude, we just got this new white belt at the gym. This ████ like 250 and he's like 6'3. He's Whoa. He's big as ████ Is he Is he athletic, too? Yeah. Can he beat brown belts? Not yet. No. No. Can he beat blue belts? Maybe. He could be blue belt. He's not that dangerous yet. You know what I'm saying? But one, he could beat blue belts. No. That's a freak. Well, some guys are just like he just doesn't know how to once he learns how to move, he's going to be a ████ problem. Right now, he's just like, I don't know what to do. You know, so it's like, all right, cool. He's like he's like a little baby right now. Once he starts learning, it's like building a machine. For real. It's scary cuz you're like, damn, this ████ big. He looks like one of those baby machines. Like he's like a baby machine as ████ Yeah. But isn't there isn't there ways where I mean not weights but like you're so big and heavy that you can't move their arms. Grappling is the the equalizer though
19:21 for sure. Like on big guys like if he cuz he doesn't know any jiu-jitsu it's like it's like the it's way easier to deal with. I wouldn't strike. You got to get them to the ground. Box the guy. You know what I mean? Like cuz all it takes is one shot to just change everything. You know what? You can outrun a big guy. Oh yeah, for sure. And if a big guy hits you on a soft part of your head, you're ████ That's out, dude. Yep. But they're slower. Yeah. You know what? They're not faster than a bullet. That's true. That is That is true. They also, but then nowadays too, bro, you just never know who's holding you like this. Big guys are the easiest guys when you're running from them to just put the trash cans down behind you.
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