0:00 if you open a shooting range and then you offer like hey we have you know handguns rifles shotguns and drive-by experience which one where like you're you're in the passenger side shooting and then package two you're driving alone and you're shooting I'm a level two package three at the very end they take a picture of you [Music] all right so um radioactive waste was just discovered at a playground site of a Mich of a Missouri elementary school sounds about right radioactive freaking waste how do you think they got there coming from the ground or yeah in the ground this isn't like Aaron Brockovich ████ like I just think of Julia Roberts in the
0:50 movie I've never seen it but I know it's about oh yeah I saw it but what's it about about that so so she is she's an activist and there's some stuff with the water and then she just goes basically door-to-door and she just helps like people sue for class action yeah yeah because there was some ████ in the water and was ████ up people at like kids and stuff like that and then when they were complaining they'd be like no there's nothing wrong because it's giant like governmental lobbying ████ going on and she had to just be a hero of the people am I right yep see ████ you got it is it that no I don't know I didn't care either is it causing bad things because isn't like radioactivity everywhere like they told me not to put my phone in my pocket and it shrinks my balls yeah are they having something are they having three mushrooms I got tiny balls have they gotten smaller yes luckily it hasn't caused any damage yet but they were just
1:41 able to detect it the ████ this story [Laughter] so that's the story I think there's the world dying there's a guy that works at the power plant and what what he didn't notice was the dog that he's been bringing to work it's been nibbling on the little new keys [Laughter] and then the dog digested the Nuki nuggets and we went to the playground he took a ████ in the sand oh I need transfer are you speaking taika right now no a little bit Nuki nuggets and ████ in the sand why is there a dog at the nuclear plant cause ████ bring your dog to work day he's sad he's just ████ emotional support animal oh that makes sense wow right that's pretty good
2:32 someone else explained it go ahead Colleen I want some more details Ryan go ahead the only details is that they ████ Geiger countered that ████ and they were like wow this is 22 times higher than it should be so it's off the charts okay so what are they gonna do I say where in Missouri it is uh in elementary school no like I mean like what city that will make really like change it for you yes because it could have been Donna elementary school in Florissant so that sounds like a small town I bet you like decades ago they buried nuclear waste in like these drums that would allegedly never leak and then surprise maybe x amount of years later yeah and then it's just kind of that's like all New Jersey right it's not New Jersey right like it's like the toilet of New York City it might have just been like let's just throw our New York City ████ there and then like
3:22 decades later oh it's an actual State oh actually yeah it wasn't one of the first 13 was it I don't know [Laughter] I'll try to go in the history [Laughter] first 13. he just said it I just know it's near that ████ you know only about half backs Pennsylvania so yeah you actually are right right yeah so back during World War II they were testing nuclear bombs and they were kind of manufacturing them not even in the area but the waste from those testing things they dumped up in a by an airport that was there at the time and where there was nothing and then it ended up washing into the creek like years later and that Creek ended up going by the school wow so then that collected over time and then when something's like you know washing over time leaking from the drum like you said Yeah so basically what
4:13 we're saying is like this one has been found now but there's probably like 6 000 more sites across the U.S oh dude it's a ████ scavenger hunt it's Assassin's Creed for ████ radioactive barrels basically yeah like when once it's everywhere is Nevada so so what are yeah tell tell them about it finally bring Nevada down a little bit bring it down a pen go ahead I don't want to scare it but yeah Nevada specifically Summerlin is a huge problem with Pahrump or something no away but I think Pahrump you if that's where legal process prostitution is legal right in prompt why do you know that bar why do you know that bar because I looked where to stay away from yes but that's also what yeah they do actual military testing there yeah they do a lot of testing yeah a lot like booms and stuff yeah so every now and then a barrel will just pop up I think so well Lake Mead
5:04 like that's where all the murdered bodies are like slowly just kind of being discovered murdered body oh yeah bodies but that's like the drought you know it's like oh ████ water's lowering oh ████ those are feet yeah that's different yeah I mean I mean that's yeah like I think they found one in a drum I found out that's called the Chicago jacket you know that was that what they call it yeah that's what Dom used to do right back in the day uh the mob you'd like put them in a Chicago jacket that means put the guy in the in a drum and then fill it up with coffee that's like you want a new pair of shoes yeah cement you eat them in the river oh yeah yeah because I thought that was something you say when you're rolling dice yeah that works by the way both I like that I liked it he said eat them in the river they're ahead of their time bro they
5:55 invented the Yi it's a Chicago not just a normal term yeah just eat that ████ no that is a huge State and like there's a population of like 10 000 maybe yeah um there's probably areas where like no one no one's gone for decades yeah and which is probably the government's like hey let's just bury here have you seen the Fly Geyser no I haven't seen that do you see the Fly Guys what the ████ is that just the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life it looks like an alien's Dick came out of the ground it's in Nevada and it's like green and glowing Fly Geyser it's called The Fly Guys where is this at I was trying to go do a photo shoot there uh up north like uh east of Reno and I was gonna go do a photo shoot there and then like some rich ████ bought it so you can't go there no more but oh no way a rich guy bought an alien dick what wait till you see it that's sick right that was a good explanation how is this there is this
6:46 the three mushroom head you were talking about sick right that's Nevada oh wow that's cool you could buy that they look like a total recall breast milk is that crazy or what I don't know what it is man-made though I don't know what happened oh that's man-made yeah oh that's what made me think all this oh my god well then come on no no no no no it's not not like art not like art that's like Disneyland Disney I know and I like art like some ████ let me show you Big Thunder Mountains [Laughter] I think it's like some accident chemical ████ I don't think oh like somebody put some illegal substance it blew up like they put some yeah shoved it over ground that's what I thought of this because when when guy when men buy large plots of land it's to I feel I always feel like it's the dump things oh yeah the legally dump things because they're gonna shoot things on or just shoot things yeah that's what I
7:36 want to do that's what you know Ted Turner with Montana is that bad guy can I turn her own TNT he's the best okay he bought a lot of them he married Jane Fonda he bought a lot of land in Montana where it was public hunting and fishing and he made it all Pride he made it all private dude this doesn't even look real at all so some guy bought the land there and now you can't go that's what because we're literally about to do a photo shoot in November there and uh and then I started researching like how to get in there and there's tours I guess but they're all booked or shut down I can't get there and it was bought and like don't quote me like either 96 or 2006. Oh weird it looks like Avatar remember look like a that looks like another world it looks sick dude wow that is crazy that's what happens when you dump nuclear waste you get the Beautiful colors we should dump nuclear waste
8:26 it's like San Clemente has one of the best sunsets the colors are great because they've been leaking radioactive material for decades and then they finally shut them down I think a couple years ago oh there's some parts titties yeah that's a new way to terraform just s█████ ass desert we gotta just dump nuclear waste what's what's the downside of having a little you know generational death but other than that you can go but you have to be on a supervised three-hour tour and then the tickets are like sold out or maybe it's just a winner it's gone or something I don't know but yeah it is on private property not open to public no trespassing that kind of ████ the cool thing is if you go that you can drink and drive because on property there's no laws against it so you guys know yeah wow but then there's no fun there's nothing there that is true you can't hit anything you can hit one of the the spouts that's why you go that's why you go nadeem's Uncle he has he's part of this club but it's like a private like 40
9:17 acre ranch and that's where we went to go practice drive-bys because you can't really do that anymore why do you mean practice drugs like shooting out of a vehicle we did that you can't shoot out a vehicle anywhere else yeah yeah where you're also going to practice my mom has a we can't go to ████ like that's gonna bring my car in and drive up and down the lanes and ████ ours wasn't like that though we're in the back of a truck like hunting birds I'll just drop by you know what that's a real idea for a shooting range though Marvel's practicing humans yeah yeah I wasn't trying to kill nobody that's a great idea that if you open a shooting range and then you offer like hey we have you know handguns rifles shotguns and drive-by experience that gets the non-casual like the people that are afraid to start shooting guns yeah I don't want to go to the regular shame range yeah I want to start at the drive but you gotta you gotta do koic
10:08 they got to take your like info and stuff you know register it and you're like no vpns allowed type stuff you know you could do package one where like you're you're in the passenger side shooting and then package two you're driving alone and you're shooting I'm a level two package three at the very end they take a picture of you yeah you know what you know what would be a great it would be a great first course is home defense drive-bys when fearing for your life that'd be cool because you had to justify why you're doing it yeah you can't be the aggressor right you're driving away this isn't that the whole point purchasing it because you can be the aggressor in this contained environment yeah but they'll never let that happen well I guess so I honestly do I I now have a new goal of making a lot of money it's like a buy a large part of land and do the drive-by pop off
10:58 that's one of my goals dude dude that'd be amazing or probably Missouri you could do it now for sure I mean you go to that radioactive school no one wants to go there just buy it yeah go to it's a great buy opportunity it's like a hundred thousand years the radioactivity the Pennies on the dollar right alien Dick's already off the market we missed out some states you could buy like 100 acres for like 20 grand or something I don't know what Texas is like that yeah like whatever you say that stuff your voice sounds like how come I didn't get it did I bet you there's Parts in Nevada you could buy for like five bucks dude like five bucks an acre yeah you know like there's nothing there the only bad thing is you have to like flatten it out but actually if there's terrain it could be like better yeah you know what the cottage four the cost goes up the more stuff you want to put on it I have a buddy who tried to do that and even to connect his land to the road way more
11:48 than the land itself to build the infrastructure just to get a runner go and do it yeah I don't want to talk about that I know this is real like adult ████ huh back to the alien dick foreign [Music]
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