0:00 if you catch a mothering Gypsy you catch a Nigerian prince craigsl scam artist you catch a Chinese massage Pary line them all up hey why you doing this they're all going to be like oh my family pull man I need I need to scam some [Music] money since we're in a a nice racial mood let's figure this out yeah who's the most Superior Asian we already know the answers to that who's the most bitter Asian because they weren't Superior for a long time cuzz they lost their grip on the earth they were really good at one point what What ethnicity do you guys feel like are the worst scammers oh Chinese scammers is it is Chinese is it is it Nigerians is it Indians is it gypsies historically
0:50 is it um you mean the worst like as in habitual or like they just suck at scamming like they try to scam but they I think it's your it's your perspective the worst scammer they could be the worst like that where it's like incessant where it's like they just won't quit or the worst like some people could say white Americans are in the way that they've like taken the land of like most of the world in the most like egregious like I think what Ryan is trying to say is like which race do you see and like I think everyone's a scammer but one plays the long game and one plays the short game but which one's the worst to you the worst ones gypsies yeah I wasn't expecting you to say gypsies because they I didn't even know what they were until I went to Europe and then like I just saw and I'm like oh you guys are like Aladdin like you're an
1:40 Agra boss stealing an Apple so like they're like doing The Cup game you know they you with the cup game and then like or they all like surround you and then they pick bucket you know so they were like a historical ethnicity right that was like displaced they're like the Roma or something Romy I think that's the right way to say ROM Roman ROM that's the right way to say it and they don't like being called gypsies right I guess not but I'm from La dude I ain't ████ European I don't give a ████ I'm from La I know you know what's crazy though they came all the way to Hawaii I think they're everywhere now right I was shocked that they were pulling scams in Hawaii like they one of their scams is like um they'll pull over at the side of the road they'll be like waving you down and then you think they need help and they'll be like I'm actually Prince of
2:30 Persia and I got these gold chains I just need to like get some gas money so like you can give me some gas money I'll give you this gold chain and I and I can go that's an old one too we almost got got by that in uh we were in I think PL of Carman and we're at this hotel and it was like uh this black dude he looked like a pastor and that was his whole thing he's like I'm a pastor you know like my family they are stuck at the airport I can't it was like some phony story and pretty much the whole racket was oh I you know I I don't have any money I can give you this watch in exchange for some cash like let me know like what we could do and I was like n sorry man can't help you he's like no but like I'm a pastor though like you kep say that like I'm a pastor and I was like sorry dude and then we just left and at the time I didn't know I was like for what religion though yeah no I at
3:20 the time I didn't know like what this the racket was and I was like yeah that was ████ weird and then later my homie told me like oh they try to give you they try to give you the watch it's a fake watch and then they take your cash and they ████ out and I was like but was it like a good deal on the fake watch n he just wanted some money and my dumb ass wouldn't even know what kind of watch he had anyway why don't you give him $2 for it Dam I didn't even think about he just pulls up his sleeve and he's just got watches like got a Sweet Roll sweet fake rollx do you know why in I guess like Gypsy why is like scamming embedded into their culture if it is at all I don't know man you're getting into racial territory there yeah game I don't think it's a part of their culture is it not I think that's the stereotype can I tell you who I think m is I don't know I know I I let's stay in
4:11 Dangerous Waters I think every race has a cond though I think like oh okay so that's just their con yeah I think that everyone has like a thing that they do kind of like how Vietnamese people do nails right that's their industry that's not their con but I'm saying like so like it's like you don't really see I don't know Japanese people doing a a cup game you know and then pick a cup game you know so so their con would would probably be like a hot girl's like hey or like you you go to a bar and then the hot girl comes out and then she'll be like buy me a drink and ████ and then they get them drunk and then when they get the bill it's like 5,000 bucks that's their con so like it's like depending every race has a con that they do but they won't you don't typically see them but is is there is there anything that you know about
5:02 gypsies besides the part weren't they ALS were okay just asking ignorantly were they not like prosecuted and discriminated against that's why they were always like mobile Nomads that always had to kind of like move around hidden from different places that's what I thought originally like hundreds of years ago yeah which I could see how like a lifestyle like that leads to needing to like figure out different ways to provide for your encampment in a kind of veiled you know manner oh okay like the movie Snatch oh I get what you're saying I get what you're saying it's like some cultures lead to like like a certain racket like not all Italian are mobsters but that culture will lead to whatever like the underground culture of that culture so like the so so they have a system of like the mob the the Omer they
5:55 have to ████ do their like vows and ████ but also but it's also like by happen stance right because of this the time frame the circumstance prohibition the things that like need to happen the depression things that you need to do for the it's like the Chinese people being associated with opium when coming over here because like they had access to it and transportation therefore like they were the market it's not like that's like the basis like like Joe was saying it's maybe their con or their racket because of like whatever circumstance so is it just that like I guess like Romani people just haven't shaken the stereotype I don't know enough I think it's funny to me cuz it's so foreign so I don't know enough what are what are GPS doing again can you like just go like what are gypsies doing that make them your answer like what types of cont I think it's funny because it's a stereotype that everyone says that they're ████
6:45 pickpocketing all day because they might not even be gypsies we just see footage and stuff of people like that look like they could be gypsies like doing these Street scams and then they go ah Gypsy also popularized in like modern pop culture you know movies and back J is my favorite gy I love El meralda she's the best and then um I follow this like Italian lady isn't she yeah she's a fine ass Gypsy though that's the Gypsy like archetype like look literally yeah it's The Stereotype but there's this Italian lady that goes around and she'll announce attention it's a pck pocket pck pocket everybody and then I think it's so funny whenever she catches them and they're just like their heads are down like that and to me they kind of look Mexican I can't tell the difference like gypsy people like I like
7:38 I said like I'm from La I don't know any of this ████ like when I dude I almost got conned by a couple of uh Gypsy that try to girls that try to sell a ████ up car to me what the and then they try to pretend that they were Hawaii locals oh yeah like what's up cuz what's up yeah like it was weird and I was like oh you guys grew up here they're like yeah and I'm like where uh locals Place yeah local oh I remember this yeah you told me that yeah it was ████ up so out of like let's let's just go by personal stats then out of the times you've been scammed or cheated out of stuff what what was the the race or ethnicity I know what race owns insurance companies white white I guess then white people yeah ████ white people H what were you going to say that
8:28 was extremely racist right now well I'm a proud racist and so that's that's cool I think the worst scammers in the ████ Milky Way galaxy are Koreans because they don't even know they're scamming that's the problem so like you got gypsies right if you if you catch a ████ Gypsy you catch a ████ Nigerian prince craigsl scam artist you catch the guy at ████ uh t trying to get you to pet his drunk tiger you catch a ████ Chinese ████ massage Pary you line them all up hey why you doing it they're all going to be like oh my family p man I need I need to scam some money you know everyone's like that they know they're SC they know they're scamming all sound like that but you grab a you grab a ████ Korean
9:19 graphic designer uhhuh and then he's like dude I want Perpetual rights to whatever the ████ I made you and you're like what the ████ you're working you're a freelancer for this project and you want ownership of the company you know or like the ████ Korean Pastor that ████ takes half of the congregation and leaves these Korean scam arti why is there every Korean Pastor they don't even know they're scamming they think they're righteous and good-hearted oh I see what it's like like the ████ Tik Tock cult guy I bet you if you catch that that dance dude he's probably like dude I've been giving dancers careers my whole I'm like dude you're the ultimate scammer dude you don't even know you're scamming for real that's a good point cuz if you know you're scamming you're like oh this is a a ████ means to an end I ████ up you know you're ████ Aladdin right I'm a street rat cuz I need a feed a
10:10 boo that's what I say every race has their con but one plays the long game and one plays the short thing but Koreans are Jafar damn that's free buddy that's so funny analogy that was very masterful honestly why would you say that why would you say say that that was was very well written honestly holy ████ that might have been some of your Galaxy do I get the the racist Oscar yeah it was really good we let him cook for a while and it was good that we let him cuz he came out with some fire kind of like spoken from a lot of experience too the graphic designer he get exclusive rights what the ████ and he's to the right why they want 50% of the company and you're like he's like well I did make the design this guy think about everybody's cons it's like oh dude the M yeah yeah I get
11:01 that oh yeah the this car I get Kore graphic dude you'll find you'll literally find two Korean guys that started a business and they split and you ask both of them and they're like man that other guy scammed me Eugene scammed me and ████ Richard scam me and they both both say the other person scammed each other I'm like cuz both you guys are ████ scams even [Laughter] know holy ████ you just uncover oh what if some like Korean folks are watching that they're like oh oh oh ████ oh my God I'm getting scamed oh my God oh my God I'm getting scammed right now SC you ever heard of make like a Korean Church in Split what no that's funny that is that a Comon uh stereotype the funny stereotype that's really good dude I've never heard that the funny stereotype is they always run into drama
11:52 cuz somebody stole some ████ or whatever and then they take the money and run there's always a Korean passor that Take the Money and Run the funniest thing to me was like cuz I've always heard of Korean church drama but I always thought it was so weird that like even that Korean Church scam is based on a business model that was not invented by Koreans I know like that had nothing to do with Korea like the whole Christian business model scam was not even made for Koreans no but then they're they perfected it they're really good at replicating products like Samsung so they just they're very they're replicating a Protestant product of scamming churches like Christian scam Church just look at how Koreans are doing and they're like damn we got to implement some of those ideas I can say from going to church my whole life all the churches are continuously learning from each other on how to and it's going fast too like every time I go to church I'm like damn now
12:43 every single church is live streaming every sermon like oh dude they kill it every yeah they're like trying to keep up in every possible way yeah true and they're all competing hardcore and all the pastors like all the mega churches all the pastors go and preach at each other's churches so they're all like so they're collabing and ████ oh yeah oh yeah I I go to a church here called um Zoe and the the pastor here I've gone back to my church in Missouri and he's preached two times when I'm visited back in Missouri so I've literally seen him twice in Missouri and then he always like sells his books and all that stuff he has lots of products he sells you know I was pretty curious like um so like the type of scams and cons and thefts that they pull in Europe it doesn't really happen here in the states like pickpockets or like you know like there's like a lot of tourist scams where like they they kind of sucker you and
13:34 try to pay more or whatever and I looked it up and apparently the reason why it doesn't happen in America is because the population is violent so Americans will ████ you up so like like if you get pck like if someone pickpocket is or whatever like in the past they would just get beat by the mob so like they would try to like pull a whatever and then they'll catch the guy and everyone would just ████ come up right that wouldn't happen over there it's not the same in Europe well plus plus there there is like a a stereotype that like hella Americans just have guns so you just don't know who you're going to like run into that's true and it's like when we were Frontier style like justice Americans will just kill you so then the type of crime or like a cowboy or something yeah it's always been like
14:24 holdups or like like when you go into a train everyone's like you know Gunn in your face they take your stuff and then they leave I actually prefer that yeah me too I'm like straight to my face cool boom it's not like you ████ buy a PS5 and you open it and it's a ████ tomag GOI or some ████ happened to me happened to me Tom is that the Xbox story yeah I got a PlayStation same thing happened to me you did yeah what was in it just didn't work like an idiot like a real idiot you buy offer up or something he got me dude he got me so good you didn't plug it in right then and there to see if it works you know what's funny is like I so after that that I got burned by this dude and then I I I bought another PS2 from like uh some Indian kid and he was like he was like 17 oh yeah and then I was like yeah man I was telling him what happened and he's like you didn't plug it in I like you got to
15:14 plug it you got to test it before he's all like you stupid and I was like I was like give me the ████ PlayStation dude I'm out of here I left he still didn't ████ dude like get I don't even watch PlayStation anymore I bought it I bought it from the kid though I think if you had like let's say that you have to cut out every type of scam that comes in from like international calls or like social media like let's say none of those count the only scams that count are like in your face in your face who are those people white people then yeah for sure oh you like the US Government taxes yeah ████ like that that's like the biggest or I guess if you look at it that way yeah new's a scam or like hey win this car at the mall if wi or Raffles Raffles are pretty ████ too yeah that's true then it's your entire
16:05 structure for like 3 years for me I think it's even illegal to do Raffles like on Twitch and stuff because like it yeah there's a lot of legality with around Raffles and give Raffles are really strict for me it's Chinese really still Chinese huh yeah cuz when I was but it's it happened traveling in China what happen what you talking about here though oh in America just your everyday life that's in your everyday life that counts yeah Anthony hates Chinese people so much I just had to back them up say say you're down for the CCP say no man no man all talk Jo CCP you know me all talk ████ boy you're a big red note lover shiau shiau proud and loud what about just like what about Hawaii yeah it was gypsies that triy
16:56 to wait but did you know for sure they were Romani people bro they weren't Mexican uh-huh and they were for sure not Middle Eastern they're like a mix and they look like attention pick pocket everybody pick pocket they look like them so I was like bro that I was like they ████ made it to Hawaii what the ████ and then we started seeing on the news like the scams that were being pulled and everybody in the comments were like oh J gypsy gypsy gypsy and I'm like what the ████ is this Gypsy thing and I started reading ████ up and asking and I was like oh ████ that blows my mind that they went all the way from Europe all the way to Hawaii to pull their ████ yeah cuz I think I know a scam I think of like Ponzi schemes and stuff
17:47 like that you know like and things that like we've probably all somehow partaken in but like the guy at the top top maybe we were brought in by one of our Asian bigger brother figures when we were in high school or some ████ right sold cut cold knives no I didn't c 2 by two yeah 2 by two.net 2 by two even even the makeup and and all that stuff but it's like the guy at the top top was always these white dudes you know oh really the guy at the top of the Asian pyramid was a white guy dude like at at the top top oh damn that's kind of sad see they're playing the long Jun man junun damn it what's the scam that you like homeless people how are they scamming you cuz they make you feel sorry for them they make you feel but once you start to get to know them you're like man your life's better than mine so there's a homeless
18:38 dude lives right next to Gio's mom's house right you see him and you're like man maybe I should give him a sandwich or whatever yeah but he got his whole day planned out he got ████ he's moving ████ TVs VCRs blenders inside and outside of this abandoned warehouse you see him moving around he'll come out have a conversation with you and then the other day he offered us his dog he has a dog and he was like hey you guys want to take my dog and then we're like what why he goes cuz he prevents me from getting ████ cuz I guess he gets the homeless ████ is that like a setup in a joke punch line no he brings the ████ so the problem is when he brings the ████ over I guess the dog is ████ block cuz he barks and stuff and like ruins the mood and I'm like I didn't even know homeless this homeless dude be
19:28 ████ like that that's crazy but apparently he brings chicks over so he's like a clean guy he's dirty as ████ and that has no element of prevention in Imagine you ████ you buy a quart of MTAR oil and you stab 20 holes and you just squeeze it that's what it looks like that's what this F looks like what the hell and then he and it just goes like this they're probably dirty too and then I'm like I'm like this fool gets so much ████ and there's dudes online that complain they can't get late I'm like this is crazy it's more of like their problem he gets so much ████ he wants to give his dog away lower their standards too though yeah but still you know I'm like dude that's crazy I didn't know like I was getting it on like that motor he probably get more action than us dude you're the sucker giving him I
20:19 just picture that full ████ M time to start my day and he's and he's like and he's kicking girls out of his tent cuz his sandwich man is coming can you imagine they're about to kiss and the dog goes shut up so from the outside you feel sad right but then once you get to know them you're like oh this fool got an actual life he has an actual life he has his own problems and his life's better than mine you didn't think he had his own problems huh you didn't think he had his own problems well I didn't think I thought his problems were like boohoo problems but his problems is he has too much ████ and a dog ████ blocks him so therefore that guy's a scammer yeah gets more ████ than I do yeah ████ that guy dude gets more ████ than this whole table probably cool you just need a
21:09 motor oil yourself dogs do be ████ blocking and I see them every day have you ever caught him with a lady I've never caught him with a lady how do you know he's that all talk he sees lady that's true that's ████ true hallucinating all these experien what if he sees ghosts and then the dogs are barking at the ghost mil you into taking his dog literally that's probably it he can't afford the food this one has ████ two dogs one of them's chill
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