0:00 I want to have sex with a ghost I'm kind of jealous I don't think you'd like it do you think you might not feel it's a she it holds a hole baby [Music] okay do you guys know where Daytona Beach Florida is you know what I've heard of it but I've never looked at a map can't point out that's exactly where my brains are where is it is it more near like it's in Florida but like where it's like but like Salvage I don't know I think you have to tell me like a coastal all right let's just look at Google Maps guys actually a beach or it's like in the middle of nowhere I think it's a beach it sounds it sounds popular Beach because it's called Daytona Beach yeah is there a Raceway there like Daytona ████ race all right all right all right all right I know okay oh okay okay okay it's on the
0:53 Atlantic side okay yeah it's near Orlando Orlando yeah small people okay there you go so the Gators so it's on the beach yeah it's on the beach on the it's on it's on the yeah so just about the dandest thing I ever heard about happened at Daytona Beach this guy there was a shooting that's a danger Stephen and a burglary going on in on Beach Street okay and when the cops arrive at the burglary they found this guy named Andrew George laying on his back covered in blood and crying out in pain and there's also a woman named Natasha who was found with him and while speaking um with them the police discovered that they had gotten a room at the nearby Travel Inn but after hearing the bed a bathroom window opening they demanded a refund on the belief that someone had been trying to break into their room
1:45 okay and so now George and the woman flee towards Beat Street while believing that a ghost was in fact following this oh man a ghost not just about the dangerous thing so they're they're being chased and then they're like you know what in order to get away from this ghost we gotta break into this business and and run from it Street yeah to get away from the ghost damn Swamp People I'm telling you so then are they they get haunted a lot so a bunch of people nearby they're all they're hearing all the yelling and stuff like that which kind of corroborates the ghost story yeah a little bit because then you're screaming about Rob rates to go so what are you doing that's what police believe yeah the police report was like eyewitnesses said they heard it kind of helps to helps to provide some more context for this story right
2:36 so then um the woman uh one of the women who are who are listening to the to this to the screams she goes out to investigate and then finds these two trying to break into the business but she assumes that they're trying to break into the business to steal things but really just trying to get away from a ghost because they didn't she did the shop owner didn't know that they were being oh no and they just assumed the word so they play back the audio and then they hear this one little part where like a ghost was saying murder I'll kill you and then I know I know these two bags look like I'm stealing right now because I'm grabbing all these things but I just grabbed it on the way to distract the ghosts yeah that's right and they're like can't you feel how cold it is over here that's that's the ghost whoa I felt some more what the ████ was that yeah this would only work in places like Japan where they believe in ghosts and
3:26 people don't steal or like probably Alabama or the mayor only has a third degree education or something New Orleans third degree I just okay I saw a video on Worldstar yesterday of this lady getting helped by a ghost on the train on the subway train sorry I just watched yesterday was she moaning yes she was laying on the floor later she's getting railed by it goes oh rail by a ghost I was like it's not Warsaw she's getting help yeah yeah yeah oh help to eat that no she's getting rail these girls having sex with the girls oh did you was it pretty believable do you think she was a little crazy I want to have sex with a ghost I'm kind of jealous I don't think you'd like it do you think you might not feel nothing I'm hoping it's a she well you might just hold the hole baby I don't want to ████
4:17 a man goes a ghost holds a ghost hole but isn't a ghost hole just cold but I would blame them for being a pedophile though why because I'm way younger because they're like 700. they're probably a thousand what's the age of consent with the undead probably like five years or something five year Gap yeah it doesn't don't see it you don't you can't find the chick getting real bad guys I found one it got suppressed by the government it's violating a husband and wife so let's just check it out you see there you see their uh getting squeezed where is it I don't see what's happening why are people recording the laptop footage just upload the damn thing oh okay okay so she's sleeping though this is parallel activity there's a fourth one yeah this is the one that no
5:08 one saw this is a jump scare dude I don't like these videos what oh ████ there's a butt cheek oh and his arms are up there mm-hmm ████ oh ████ oh that's just pulling up pulling her ass back yeah oh grabbing her by the hips what the ████ oh damn oh this is stop and go that's ████ crazy oh ████ damn I'm just getting real by the ghost this is real footage this is official that's freaking crazy and the husband's just sleeping dude the husband's getting ████ by a ghost do you think the husband's like no no no he's asleep
5:58 sorry I can't believe yo oh wow now this ghost is kind of freaky this ghost is just what's the odds that she's doing this herself ah no wait you know anyone that could leave their leg up that long and not get tired it's a ghost right there he's just dreaming of a heels class wow she's she's doing Pilates in her dream I do like that she's still asleep the whole time that's look she's kind of a gamer there's no way you could go that long I'd be tired already I can't believe she doesn't wake up and I work out the ghost has a micropenis probably yeah yeah oh oh okay oh damn oh damn dude he's mouth ████ it so extensive this is this is an hour long video by the way is it yeah it's about an hour and a half
6:48 yeah those ghost could last a long time an hour when is it gonna have sex with the with the with the dude I don't know I'll be at the 50 minute Mark I hope it never does and he doesn't wake up at all no the ghost keeps getting after it this is so ████ that's a lot of positions so how can you argue that that's not a ghost yeah that's a that's a ghost dude cause no man can last that long that is a ████ ghost not humanly possible yeah and no man is that I'd be so tired only a man from like the 1800s right a lumberjack who ████ like that oh this is so long oh ████ just back the other way now what's the final position ghost has their hands behind her back too yeah that she can't do that on her own oh oh ████ not our boy not our boy no I'm going a
7:41 little too hard on him I think this goes as crazy oh she's like hey babe wake up you're getting pounded ass he's like what was happening yeah this is a Sleep Number ad huh wow that okay now they're fleeing damn it's a Sealy badass scary ghost it's a temp it's a Tempur-Pedic bed ad because it's like you know Daytona Beach hey but that's good news that like now that that hotel could like Market their that room as like a haunted experience now it's an hourly rate they should put that on the Airbnb they should because dude like I'd ████ rent that big load of come then that was scary yeah Andy thanks for that video hey dude
8:33 do you want to host the show you got any others any other irrefutable proof that ghosts exist do you think the ghost hunters will go to go and investigate that the Florida they ought to they should so that's the most compelling evidence yeah so the the guy he he ran into the business he was unable to get in and then he also tells the police that God was trying to tell him that the chick that he was with was a bad person to hang out with oh so it was God and a ghost yeah damn so wait so who who shot again um the the guy gets shot later by who by uh one of the people who was listening outside and he him and her got into an argument and then the person outside that shot him was like look he was possessed yeah and I had to shoot the demon out of him no they just say like I think he was just trying to rob this business so I opened fire but they didn't understand what was really going on yeah so did they have egg on their
9:23 face now they have egg on there yeah it's like ████ yeah they have ectoplasm on their face they're the guy that you know like when you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer like they're the Normie that comes in and ████ things up and you're like oh you just gotta listen to you you don't even know like what was going on yeah you'll never believe us you know and it's that's the guy because he shot he didn't believe exactly [Music]
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