0:00 [Music] so we're gonna talk about roe v wade just kidding every time so is everybody familiar with mr elon musk's new uh they call him the irobot no no i never heard of that he has another robot he's been developing an ai robot a very humanoid looking thing let me pull this thing up so everybody kind of has a reference this isn't the actual one but this was what they used as a demo one thing i don't understand about this dude is like he's on joe rogan going ai is scary it's scary yeah and will take us over and he's developing these ████ i think he was talking about the government he's talking about anybody creating ai he's talking about that being inevitable so in order to
0:50 understand that if it's gonna be that that moment of singularity is gonna be inevitable anyway then it's more important for us to do it consciously and then to uh symbiotically merge with cyber electronics and stuff versus resort on ai as its own technology so he had talked about what the ████ did you just say dude i know that's what i was trying to figure out can you talk that's why you develop things like the neural links so that you can take computer chips and already combine it so that you're looking at humanoid cyborgs in the future versus humans and robots like robocop so instead of humans and robots in the future where robots will take over instead of making human robots they're like this yeah we don't want to be like this you want to be like this it's a merger together that's all you gotta do why did you say that think more robocop and less terminator there we go see okay i don't smoke so i don't ████ know his words yeah geo
1:41 what okay so uh so elamas has been working on this and he now says that the first prototype of his bot that he has named optimus will be ready to showcase this prototype on tesla's ai day this coming september 30th whoa so we are literally from his first prototype less than three months away from seeing the first humanoid robot robot that is capable of at five feet eight inches it is 125 pounds and it can uh deadlift 150 pounds while being able to carry 45 pounds carry 45 pounds dude weak i got better maxes than that ████ about the ████ cyber truck man yeah yeah you know that's what i was thinking the whole time because of the cyber 100 bucks down to save one it's been ████ two years it only cost 100 bucks to like pre-order
2:32 it all the 100 bucks that's why i did it you slept on it dude i was looking for the atv you know the age yeah so you have to pre-order so that you can reserve an atv i don't give a ████ about no robot man i can't drive i guess that's it then so then what yeah what's the point of it or what is it so think about uh a rope what can you do with a robot that can constantly carry up to 45 pounds of stuff and not have the same uh emotions of a human that gets tired or whatever or it can run like for days at a time my laundry construction construction 45 pounds though paint vacuum laundry all the chores errands get the mail ████ light bulb screwing oh those are annoying for that
3:22 so you have a more oil so basically you have a filipino 9th grader just a filipino 9th grader hanging around what if the whole time it wasn't even a real robot it was just an actual filipino person in like a thing in a robot outlet and just playing irkelbot for like years and you put on karaoke and they just start singing you're like wait you're not a robot whenever you turn away he's like trying to ████ eat [Laughter] she'll be so ████ up [Laughter] so um the bot will make use of tesla's autopilot software and will be equipped with eight cameras to feed into the neural network which is said to emulate functions of human brain it uses the cameras to evaluate surroundings by identifying objects roots and images and
4:14 despite concerns made by people who watch too many sci-fi films musk has promised a non-dangerous robot capable of boring tasks okay i mean we're gonna need a lot of asks it'd be cool for like elderly people oh oh yeah free labor yeah that one's nice but this is better i think it's kind of cool that there is a um like strength limit because it feels less lethal it does the 3050s if it could just run through a wall or some ████ you're like oh ████ that yeah but that looks so fun i know how ████ rad would that be that's an advertisement this one can run through three rolls i would invite you guys over and i'd be like check this ████ out and then he ████ crashes through you guys would be so impressed you just have drywall at her house absolutely yeah just build drywall i would just market it as a crossing guard
5:04 you can hit but think about all the jobs that are gonna be taken cause i'm ████ mad are you just laughing oh yeah great or the time given back to people either you're gonna be innovated into a job or out of a job and this is definitely out of a job well that's how it's always is right yeah you know well there is a there's a shortage there's a fast food shortage we need more fast food workers and this is a great job for the robots a little fry maker dang it takes like 40 years before they're smart enough to like make a sandwich the right way the logic of like having it not just be machines doing it but still humanoid things to ████ it up oops burn your burger that'll be 5 45. i want to make it more real who do i complain to my manager he's programmed to like slightly ████ up sometimes too you throw pickles on no
5:56 matter what hey i gave you a twenty man did you i don't remember oh my god it's so realistic it's so realistic i love it i think that was the premise in uh will smith's eye robot does anybody remember that i haven't seen it i forgot it was old i guess that's the end of that conversation i forgot it was old but in the very very beginning right it's like um everybody kind of has their own uh ai robot that and then it's his mom or his grandma or something like that that has the newest version of the robot that helps out with different things and he's got this very like chip on her shoulder like i don't trust robots because he's like half a robot spoiler alert was that what the what ending was he was he was a robot it wasn't the ending but definitely like two thirds in the movie i know i was about to watch it because oh we can edit that out no for me you can't edit my ears
6:46 see that's why you got the neural link what is it set to release is it going to be open to the public is it just for companies prototypes comes out in september which probably means it's not going to actually release a consumer republic forever are there any other competitors that are like like neck and neck i heard something jeff bezos has just started amazon robot yeah the alexa robot i don't doubt it like amazon's always been working on like ai robots that do deliveries within the warehouse and stuff like that anyway yeah they do yeah but them s████ look [Music] that's the type of filipinos that they have did you guys remember his like demonstration to the cyber truck when he was saying like you can't shadow the windows and he goes and he ████ smashes and it just shatters it'd be so rad if that happened with the robot just kills everyone in the audience murders everyone it'd be so rad if he just fails absolutely he would have to be
7:36 demonstrating the opposite where he's like don't worry if it goes out of control you could just kill it and then oh no revolts oh my god on stage he should hand everyone an axe so they're just like ████ yeah and then no one can kill it that's true if you need to kill the robot just pour some water on it and be fine they just keep trying to smash it the robot just goes harder harder [Laughter] if anything that's going to be the robot that takes over the world the sexual one yeah a hundred percent processes pain is pleasure yeah or because it's going to be in everybody's house very quickly yeah yeah and everything everything you try to do to stop it just makes it come more yeah wait come in which way everywhere up here down everybody dies by drowning anyways um so disgusting i can't believe
8:27 you made that joke yeah joe that is disgusting that's the line you're not in a climate for jokes like that yeah there's two ladies in the room dude we're talking about ejaculate dude exactly okay so uh elon actually said um because like you said he there obviously speculation that there is a danger element to it he said quote we're setting it such that it is at a mechanical level at a physical level you can run away from it and most likely overpower it i like the most likely how they test it you can run away from it some people fail some people don't they only walk that's right it would be the funniest thing if he goes all right i'm going to show you guys a demonstration of the robot now come along and then he just takes everyone to california adventure where they launch that spiderman that's it yeah that's it he goes what do you think
9:17 the one that just broke it's like people like this is it and then he looks and he goes you know it's modeled after tom holland [Laughter] if the robot was affordable would you guys buy one yeah of course i have no ████ robot what would you do just the flex just the flex put it in the carpool seat of your tesla so you can just drop a coat hanger at your house sure just throw your ████ sweaters on instead of stimulus checks they just everyone gets one of those to help with like daily ████ if it could bust through walls i would dress it up as the kool-aid man and then program it to say oh yeah and when i would come to your house i would just ████ hit the button bust through and go oh yeah it's like joe's here you're not invited you just want to roll up that bus through walls yeah and say oh yeah and that never gets old for you all of our buildings are just just
10:07 demolished she's been here your society is gone it's just kool-aid madrid everywhere every ████ vietnamese restaurant you
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