0:00 When I tell you that's the funniest thing I've seen online, man. That's is funny, bro. And I'm like, dog. I mean, nobody's going to believe this, but that was like that was just it just felt cool to get that like that stamp from Chappelle, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, it was cool, bro. He hasn't seen the turtle humping video, then. >> [laughter] >> And welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where we have the Dominican Usher with us. Chris Sosa, everybody. Yeah, come on. Capítulo [applause] sabe. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> We were just getting into a good conversation about everything that's been going on with your new life in New York for the last 3 years. >> Yeah, man. >> But I do want to talk about the Dominican Usher thing, man. >> Come on. >> Dominican Usher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like he saw that. He saw it, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's And And you know what? That the the Dominican Usher happened
0:51 like I want to say like 2018, right? Uh and then that had a that had a pop, but then I ran it back just like repurposed it, whatever. And that had a And a really big pop, you know what I mean? It was like he saw it. He saw it on camera where he was just like, he needs to make a He's like, tell me y'all don't laugh at Dominican Usher. Like he needs to have a an a whole album. And I'm watching this like, yeah, Usher, I should have an album, [laughter] bro. Like, you know what I mean? Like let's get in the stu, you know? Uh he he wanted to follow me, so that was super cool. That's crazy. Do you guys Do you guys chat? >> Oh, man. So so >> Only Dominican, though. >> [laughter] >> And so it was cool because like I sent a couple We What it was he he followed me and then he DM'd me saying let's do something. No way. That's crazy. >> Yeah, bro. He said let's do something. I'm like, what do you want to do? >> [laughter]
1:41 >> Any anything. That's insane. Usher DM'd you? >> Yes, bro. Yes, bro. Yeah, man. >> That's freaking tight. That'll blow my brains. >> Now the rumors I think are true. >> [laughter] >> What do you want to do? >> Yeah, I know. I'm like What if he said you? >> Yeah, I was like U S H E R R A. That's what he did. That's what he did. >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And so yeah man, it was it was cool. So I was like, you know, I was giving him some ideas, pitching some ideas that we could do cuz it was also during the time where he was promoting his residency for Vegas, you know what I'm saying? And so I was trying to I was trying to do this whole like um uh uh so it was also, you know, a Marvel also I think one of the movies was coming out multiverse whatever. So I was trying to do like a a multi-Ursh. Oh. >> [laughter] >> So like these different multiverses of
2:31 Ushers. So there there's more than more than just a Jamaican Usher. >> So what other Ushers would there be? >> Oh man, there could be See, I was also trying to like I was also trying to get a Issa Rae in there too. So it was like even Issa Rae could be Usher, you know? Maybe there'd be a black Usher. That's true. An Usher an Usher Rae. Oh, there it is. There it is. Um so yeah, just different, you know what There could be an an Asian an Asian Usher. Chinese Usher, you know what I mean? Yeah, so you know, just different just different uh uh >> not going to be successful. Yes, it will. It's a hard worker. All right. All right. All right. All right. Chinese Usher would be the hardest working one. >> That's debatable. >> [laughter] >> Got to let it burn. And he's going to burn all the incense and ████ Come on, dude. That'll be so good. [laughter] >> Burns his grandpa. He's like burning all the ████ cash for the funeral and ████ Come on, dude. >> [laughter] >> It's a funeral. Yeah. Got to let it burn. Yeah, man. So, you know, there was
3:21 that and oh and then so this was also pretty cool, too. So I'm doing the all the he did the Super Bowl and then I I I immediately like I'm watching the Super Bowl obviously as a Usher fan I want to watch, you know, his performance, but I'm also watching knowing that I have to do the Jamaican Usher version, you know what I'm saying? So I'm watching it going like all right, I got to screen record this. I got to know that I got to like which which parts I'm going to like The roller skates for sure. >> the roller skates even when he had Alicia Keys I did a separate one like I did the Alicia Keys and posted it while he was still performing, bro. Like I I I was like I was on it, bro. Yeah, on it. >> Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And so, did all that and um same thing with the special, my special aired the same day that he was performing in New York at Barclays. And so, I was like, I could probably line this up, you know what I mean? And so, I was promoting promoting
4:12 promoting it and then um I hit him up being like, "Hey man, like I I hear you're out here in New York. Um my special just aired and it'd be man, it'd be cool to like link up and like, you know, if I could plug." He told me to pull up, bro. And I and I was like, "All right, bet." I pulled up. The only thing, man, was like okay, like I you know, obviously it's Usher, bro. So, who knows if it's like actually him like >> It's a fake Usher account? >> You know what I'm saying? Like or like his people, his marketing, you know, whatever. >> [laughter] >> So, you didn't get I'm there, you know what I mean? Uh but it didn't it didn't get uh far till like after the show. I'm I'm I'm there like uh like >> Security escorted you out of the show? [laughter] Security was like he was like He literally he had that type of energy though. He was just like he was like >> Are you a fan? >> Who told you this all this stuff? And I'm just like he kind of had like a little hostile you know, he was security, bro. He was trying to like really And I was like, "Hey, like I
5:02 understand, bro. I I get you're doing your job, you know what I'm saying? I'm a comedian. I have a Don't pretend like you don't know Dominique and Usher, bro. >> Come on, bro. You know what I mean? Could you You make me wanna you got it bad. You don't [laughter] have to call. You know what I'm saying? But he was just [laughter] You called me a Jew? Yeah, yeah. And he was like I was like uh I could show you he was like, "I don't see I don't want to see nothing. I don't see nothing. Everything could be altered, you know what I mean? AI." And I was just like All right, you got it, bro. Hey, you got it. You got it. >> [laughter] >> So so seriously, you didn't have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I you know, it didn't it didn't work out. >> up and you went back home? >> bro, is that I I that that night I got a message at like I was I don't know if it was like 2:00 3:00 in the morning. Why were you there? >> He said, bro, he goes we we tried we he said we we we uh we tried buzzing you like we tried calling you. You know what I'm saying? I'm like No, you didn't. Cuz my car my phone was
5:54 like glued to my hand the entire day, bro. On loud. Like it wasn't on vibrate just in case. But it it it would have what it is. It was a cool, you know, situation. So I was like, all right. >> he's the one coordinating it cuz maybe he's in the show and then he's like, "Okay, let me uh ████ do this." It's like he doesn't have people to do this stuff for you? >> Well, no, that's why I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that >> I think that's what it was. >> not cool, Usher. That was not cool. >> Yeah, not not >> [laughter] >> that wasn't it. Yeah, I don't Somebody probably just didn't do it. >> Yeah. He probably told somebody. Somebody down the chain somebody didn't do it. >> Indian virtual assistant. That's on the DMs. >> You have to go to Philippines to go back. >> Yeah, that's what I They were sleeping. They ████ it up, bro. Um but I did another like cool thing that that what that that came from this was that it got all the way to Chappelle, bro. Wow. >> Chappelle because uh Chappelle was performing. I did a show uh so shoutout
6:46 to Lady Penny. She uh was She's She's a producer of Yearly Wood uh comedy show. It's out there in New York. It started in in Hollywood. She's from New York, but she wanted to bring the the New York vibe to LA. So she called it Yearly Wood, right? And so she moved back to New York and is producing to that show. She had me host it through a recommendation. Shoutout to CP who recommended me and I'm hosting this show and she's telling me that uh Bill Burr's headlining. So I'm going to be bringing up Bill Burr. That was already a cool thing. Like I'm like, "Damn, I'm about to bring up Bill Burr." >> with him, right? >> Yeah, bro. And then she tells me the day of she's like, "Hey, don't tell anybody, but like Dave is going to pop in." Damn. What? Like Bill Burr was already crazy. Now I'm going to bring up Dave Chappelle, bro. Yo. And so I'm tripping out. >> can't tell anybody? It's uh I can't say nothing, you know what I mean? And so um you know, that that moment was super
7:36 cool. It but Dave Chappelle's security throw you out? >> [laughter] >> I didn't even see nothing. I didn't even see nothing. I was thinking that Usher and I turned around >> [laughter] [clears throat] >> But but but Lenny so so the video the of like the Usher Dominican Usher compilation video went viral and you know apparently like he saw it whatever so cuz Lenny Lenny's also Dominican as well and so Chappelle actually because he knows that Lenny's Dominican they're really cool though stuff He was so hyped about that video that he was like let me tell my Dominican friend about this Dominican Usher not knowing that Lenny knows me and so he calls he's like yo have you heard this Dominican Usher and she's like yeah that's my friend he's like you got it you got it bad and so he started like singing it you know what I mean so like whenever we saw each other in the green room and he
8:26 and Lenny was like this is Chris the Dominican Usher he Chappelle started singing it to me bro he's like you got it you got it bad and I'm like yo bro he's like when I tell you we shake hands and he's holding my hand he's like when I tell you that's the funniest thing that I've seen online man that's it's funny bro and I'm like dog I mean nobody's going to believe this but that was like that was just it just felt cool to get that like that stamp from Chappelle you know what I mean Yeah Yeah it was cool bro He hasn't seen the turtle humping video then >> [laughter] >> He's going to do the Dominican TURTLE >> [laughter] [laughter] >> HELL YEAH MAN SO THAT'S COOL COOL BRO WHAT a great compliment Yeah bro it was tight Did you did you go like can we be friends
9:16 >> [laughter] >> Yeah yeah yeah can I get your phone number Like the SoHo House situation like after party you know and like I got to like hang out with them yeah that was cool that was that was Ask for their numbers it's like can I take can I take you out to dinner We should network No [clears throat] I kept it cool only because I have been that like delusional you know what I'm saying and excited >> [laughter] >> Kept it cool cuz I'm like well I'm connected with Lenny you know what I mean so Lenny has hit me being like, "Hey, like come through to the seller. Like Chappelle's here." You know what I'm saying? So, I was like I've had that. I know when you got when you got to act cool but you don't want to. You don't want to. Yeah. I know. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm keeping it cuz he was all matching tattoos, please. You're so excited. You're like, "Can I get a selfie and ████ please?" Dude, my So, my wife was in a like a She used to work at this restaurant and Dave Chappelle came in and he like basically closed the restaurant and just like
10:06 started hanging out with everybody and he was paying for everybody's drinks and all this cool ████ and then like Nikki got to talk to him for a while and then like at the end of the night she decided to be like, "Hey, I'm She's like, "I just want you to know I'm a really big fan." And he She said he looked at her like and then just left the restaurant. It was like the worst interaction. Like she she like she wishes she'd never said anything cuz it like it just ruined everything. So funny for that to happen to Nikki. >> [laughter] >> So good. But he was like horrified that she acknowledged that like >> I was having such a great time. Yeah. Yeah. And so and you that that can happen just off of the like we're all so everybody's having a great time, funny, laughing, all stuff. Like, "Man, you know I love you. I love you. You're like a brother." You know and then you're like you get a picture you're like No. You never say that. Yeah. Yeah. Why did But you did get a photo with him, right? Uh well, the photos that I got
10:56 were the ones that was like the the photographers in the room and he's able to like capture it. So, I'm like and that was better anyway. We'll take that. We'll take that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Versus like hey That's more personal than a selfie. >> Yeah. [laughter] And then you go, "Oh, my my arm's not long enough. Can you take it?" So, it looks like he took the selfie with you. He's with me? >> [laughter] >> You got to be like, "Can we FaceTime my homie? He's a big fan." Yeah. And then you got to be like, "Can you do my voicemail?" Yeah. [laughter] That's the worst. YOU ERASE CHRIS TUCKER. >> [laughter] >> CAN YOU CAN YOU RECORD a video for my cousin? He loves you. It's his birthday. >> Can you say on the on the voicemail can you say you're my assistant? It'll be funny cuz you're Dave Chappelle. Also, can you say ████ your couch? >> [laughter] >> Make him do his old ass ████ that he doesn't even care about anymore. >> Yeah, Rick James, ████ Rick James. >> Oh my god, imagine how that would feel. Good lord. Do the thing. Do the Do the thing. >> [laughter]
11:46 >> Oh, man. Oh, I love that so much. I Oh, that's great. >> [snorts] >> Are you a big fan, would you say? I'm a fan of that awkwardness, of that like gut punch, of like I love that ████ >> [laughter] >> I'm just not big enough to cringe at. I mean, inside I want to be like, man, ████ you, dude. Who do you think I am? But like the other part is like, thank you for still noticing and being my fan. >> [laughter] >> And like I'll do a voicemail. Come on, dude. Yeah. Man, my most awkward situation with like a celebrity trying to play cool, like I'm at I'm at their celebrity party, you know what I'm saying? It was a It was Tyrese, bro. Oh, wow. house. This is like early, like I moved to LA 2013, so this is probably like 2015, right? And I'm at Tyrese's house and it was cool, right? But and I also brought a girl thinking like I'm going to impress her. That's like >> her. He stole her.
12:36 >> Oh, bro. HE STOLE HER. >> [laughter] >> OH. FIRST OF ALL, FIRST OF ALL, YES, and Oh, no. Tyrese. The first the whole situation, bro. >> just down, right? She's just like, oh, yeah, I'm ████ Tyrese. Easy. And so She's like, thank you for bringing me here. I just used you. >> Absolutely, bro. We're going and and like and here's the thing, like I I knew a connect, so like I This isn't like my first time at Tyrese's. So I also have the confidence of like, yeah, me and Tyrese are on like a high, you know, like see each other, like, what's up? What's up? type of thing and whatever. But I'm definitely just a party goer. I'm not like the friends of, you know what I mean? >> Yeah, yeah. >> we're there and even when we got there, I still kept it cool being like, hey, like you don't have to There's no pressure, like you don't have to like be like glued to me, you know? >> All right, okay, cool. Let's just bounce this. >> Yeah. Yep, yep. And so so we get we we have this we have this uh You couldn't waterboard this story out of me, dude.
13:27 Dude, >> [laughter] >> Tyrese? Tyrese I would never tell this story, dude. >> [laughter] >> But, continue. Yeah, yeah. Tyrese has this fire pit, right? And so, we're uh we're sitting at the fire pit, and I'm sitting across from Tyrese. The the the flames are like the are like going across from me, right? And like it's just it's all it's um it's just a it's like a Kumbia circle, right? And uh so, the girl like the girl that I brought is sitting two people down from Tyrese. So, she's off to the side. >> when you brought her was you was trying to smash her. Yeah, I mean, you know we >> We just want to clear that up for the internet, you >> yeah, yeah, well, you know, I just want to say like, you know, we liked each other. It just want to [laughter] make it seem like I want to say like it was like I was like this is how I'm going to get it, you know what I mean? Like >> [laughter] >> We had those vibes, you know what I mean? But, >> It's not his first date. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it wasn't a it wasn't a first date
14:18 like >> a first date to Tyrese's house, for sure. Does it make it worse, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> first date? No, that that he had Yeah, makes it worse cuz he's like maybe in a relationship. He's like I'm going to do a two-year relationship with >> [laughter] >> She's my long-time She's my betrothed. She's my wife. >> [laughter] >> And she still lives my wife. Put a little respect on my [laughter] wife, right here. Oh, anyway, so, my dad calls me, bro. My dad Facetimes me. This is just random, you know, he just calls me, right? >> hang up on him? No, I I see I see my dad's calling, right? And he's Facetiming me. And I answer, and just like at the excitement of like I want to show my dad like where I'm at. Oh, >> [laughter] >> oh no. >> So, so I have him on Facetime like this. I and and and I got him right here. And >> [laughter] >> I will I I flipped the the camera so he can see, and I and I went like this to
15:08 kind of like show like, "Look where I'm at, you know?" And my dad, you know, I can see that he's also looking, but I'm also hearing I'm going like this. I'm in my own world. Look where I'm at, Dad, situation. And I go he go I hear, "Hey. Hey, man, what you Yo, what you doing?" And I look up and Tyrese is like, you recording me, bro? And I was like And I was like I was like, nah. And I and I'm like hanging up on my dad. I'm like I'm like, nah. He was just like, you recording me, bro? And [snorts] I'm like I'm like Nah, I wasn't I'm looking at everybody else. I wasn't I'm not recording. >> Now he's going to know you recording the whole time. >> [laughter] >> No, I really wasn't >> now you FaceTiming your dad. >> was my really was my dad. It was my dad, bro. So So, he like he goes >> [sighs] >> And he gets up, he comes over to me, bro. And now he's standing up like above me. And he's like, let me see your
15:59 phone, bro. And I was just like, I wasn't recording you, bro. And he just like, let me see your phone. I'm like, all right. See my phone I I had all the confidence cuz there's nothing in my ████ phone. You know what I mean? That shows that you recording. But he goes to my photos, bro. He goes to my photos And mind you too, at this time in my life, I am a comedian, but I'm also a a a a a shoe salesman at Steve Madden, bro. >> [laughter] >> I'm selling heels, bro. And so in my photos, the latest the recent photos that he's scrolling through is me in the back of the the the the shoe room like in the in the back room being goofy like with a broom like I'm like being silly, you know what I mean? In the in the Steve Madden, right? So he's looking at pictures of me just being like >> [laughter] >> Like all this ████ He's like looking he's like looking at me like >> [sighs] >> This freaking dweeb. Bro, like you know what I mean? Like he didn't say that, but he had that vibe, right? >> Vibe, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me the
16:50 phone. He sits back down and he does that thing where he he looks at the like his security whatever. He's like he's like um like kind of like, let's let's wrap the party up. You know what I mean? Oh, ████ >> I bro, I think I killed the party. >> party. >> Yeah. And so he does that little signal and the security's like Yo, thank everybody for coming out, man. It's been a really fun time, and you know, we're going to we're going to be shutting the party down. Ladies, if you are welcome to stay a little longer, it's totally fine. >> Oh, man. You know what I mean? Thank you guys for coming out, man. It's really It's been a good time, man. So, thank y'all, right? >> I need to get security like that at my house. So, I kick people out. >> own friends and family. >> Yeah, 7:00 p.m. Right. Right. Right. Here it is. Like, uh Geo, you got to leave. Everybody else you can chill. >> [laughter] >> Ladies, you can chill. Now, mind you, you know, yeah, I like, you know, clearly, you know, his his friends can stay. Like like uh Vin Diesel was there.
17:41 Uh you know, I'm seeing like, you know, the the celebrities they can stay, obviously, right? But like the party goers, me, you know what I mean? Like Basically, you're the only one who's leaving is is what I'm getting out [laughter] of this. But but I'm getting up. I'm getting up to leave, right? But I'm getting up and I'm going over to my girl that I brought. I'm like I'm like, "We out." You know? Like I'm telling her like, "All right, love. We out." She's still sitting down and she looks up at me. She's like, "I'm going to stay." And I was like I'm like, "Yo. Yo, for sure. Okay." Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Make sense. FOR SURE. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. And uh I I I remember like I went I went up to uh to Tyrese. I shook his hand. I said, "Hey, man. I just want to let you know where I I apologize and I I was on the phone with my pops, bro. You know what I'm saying? And he he was just like, "All right. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool." All right. Cool. Cool. And then so, the next like, you know, party that happened when I was like, "I'm going to
18:31 go to Tyrese's." I didn't bring no girl. I learned my lesson. But I'm I went. I see the security that's like, obviously, like, "What's up? What's up?" Like the skip the line situation. I'm getting in. It's me. He's like, uh "Hey, you can't. You can't." And like I I think I got banned from like Tyrese's party, bro. Yeah, bro. Cuz I thought I thought for whatever reason that just so happened to be that I went another party another time just thinking that was just a fluke. Same thing. He was just like, "Hey, nah." I was just They remembered you. They remembered me, bro. And I'm like, Oh, man, bro. What if Tyrese told Usher, "Yo, that's the guy." [laughter] So, don't even let him up. That'd be wild. It's [laughter] the same security guy. That's show. Yeah, man. I was so Security don't like you man. I was yeah, I was excited kid. I was like I'm like I'm going to celebrate party bro. I'm showing my pops. You know what I mean? Should have dude, since you're going down with the ship you might as well be
19:21 like hey man, like I just want to let you know like Tyrese you're awesome in Fast and Furious is something nobody's ever ████ said in their lives. >> [laughter] >> Right bro. I should have bro. Yeah bro. I like the Rock better bro. >> Yeah, dude. Yeah, no I mean Tyrese you're cool. >> [laughter]
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