0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one forcast in the [Music] world a 50-year-old man from Lithuania was recently arrested in Spain after allegedly faking heart attacks at several restaurants in order to avoid paying the bill that's kind of saw that I love it oh he would finish everything and then he go the carbonara so this is apparently he EA that dessert oh wait oh I actually feel better can I get dessert please oh no oh but what happens when he goes to the hospital and they're like you don't have a heart attack it's like why do you
0:50 have strawberry cheesecake all over your mouth W up in ambulance ambulance it just takes off that Beck most elaborate like d ever so so apparently he tried this scam at least 20 times Dam it worked 20 times is pretty crazy apparently uh he's became locally known as gasta he gets a nickname from this he has a nickname he ordered most recently he ordered a seafood paa and two whiskies at the el Buen coma restaurant taparia and late September and had a bill of only $36.80 right the man attempts to leave without paying but the restaurant staff stopped him and noted how he still needed to pay the bill so the scammer became visibly upset and said he was going to get the money from his hotel
1:40 room and when the staff refused to let him leave without paying he dramatically threw himself onto the ground and pretended to have a heart attack oh no that's the problem yeah you can't do it as your dude he has to do what I did finish your food and then out of nowhere oh I need the help you know think it's more convincing to let the upsetness the argumentative nature of that moment like trigger you pressure going up and then he's like versus just eating something and then like falling over I think you got to do it right after the meal right after the me have to I think that's the way to do it or or don't do it is $36 no dude you got to do if I have to fake a heart attack for a $36 bill yeah but yeah 20 times though 20 times 36 you know it starts to add up or go to the bathroom and climb out the window maybe that might be better but Spanish windows are get better at it I know yeah it
2:31 sounds like he got worse I think you mastered the technique I think after he's done it seven times he's probably like I'm good a slip and fall might be good he might actually hurt something though he's 50 that's why you got to train with Jeremy and learn how to ████ break fall dude I saw Insurance sliping Fall just fall the ground I saw Insurance slip and fall recently a dude he went to a soda fountain and then he got a liquid and he spilled it on the ground and he looked around and he went oh and he fell on the ground you saw the whole thing from the beginning yeah they he was just recording I mean it was a what do you call it like a camera just recording the cafeteria and then he was just W looking around no one was there he just did everything he got the liquids out it's like a little Grandpa too he's trying to get paid I saw one guy I was walking to my car and there
3:21 was a big old truck making a right turn and it was it was going really slow but a guy was crossing the street and the guy threw himself into the car and he had a stack of papers on him like I think on purpose and he hit and he flew and he fell off the car and he threw the papers in the air and was like oh God through the paper he was like oh ████ he's like oh my God and the guy and the guy gets out the car and he knew he's like dude I didn't hit you and he's like yeah you did he's like oh my God he was really selling it and I was like I better get out of here before I'm a witness have you seen the the Chinese ladies fight no so like they they when they try to like get each other on like a lawsuit and ████ like they'll be like arguing ████ right and then I saw one lady going like this and then the lady that they that she pushed she was like oh ████ like a basketball fall and then she fell on the ground and she's all like oh I'm so ████ up and then the
4:11 other lady she that pushed her she goes oh ████ and she fell to and then they were recording the whole fight and the whole crowd was cracking the ████ up in China too so everybody was laughing well not fooled the staff called the police instead of an ambulance and the man was recognized by the local authorities the restaurant said that the man doesn't speak Spanish very well although he does seem to understand it and His Image he's had it again yeah his image had reportedly been shared among many areas uh that the uh from like different restaurants and stuff to try and stop him from striking again so he's not a local isn't isn't his image I think I saw the picture it looks like he's doing it in the image like like he's going he's holding his chest did he have his face I feel like there's a picture of it no no not on this one sorry for ruining my article so so he's like a immigrant or something he's not from
5:01 Lithuania he's like a fat bald white guy do you ever do that in your fights you play POS like I do it in practice Yeah like you but then the the other part where I actually do something usually never happens though it's like I put myself too bad of a spot where I'm like ████ I remember one time I was in a tournament where I was like dude tourn was cocky tournament sorry bilingual this guy this guy he took my back in the tournament and it's a very if someone takes your back it's almost ████ you're dead right and in my head I was like yeah put a gun in my mouth it's either you me pal ████ I knew this was going to happen oh ████ sorry oh ████ but the guy takes my back and I'm like check this out dude in my head I was like I'm really good at Escaping The Backs I was like I got you right where I want you bud and then I'm like it gets
5:54 Tighter and Tighter and Tighter and Tighter and I'm like so I'm going to that are there any are there any actual like fell into my trap I see in real fighting dude you are wiml manm dude I got my squeaky shoes an actual like uh I'm about to make you commit a murder is there any benefit to playing posum in any mode some guys do it yeah D le how do do derck Lewis do yeah derck Lewis does that and he knock oh before a strike well in a sporting like event in a sporting you would think like like you're like and the other guy is just so like wants to win so bad so that's why people sto rushing in like people stop doing the Chuck withell because people like Jerick Lewis will be like and then as you come in there was one out of a it
6:45 was out of a movie I think it was in like Strike Force or yeah I think Delta Force I think yeah Delta Delta Force and a guy gets hit in the stomach yeah and he's he's really hurt and he's like oh ████ and the guy runs to try to knock him out and then he just throws a right hand a left hand Ko's the guy stiff and then beats him so it's like sometime but he and then he falls to the ground like a ████ my stomach hurts so you end up winning the fight cuz he KO the he koed the guy like cold but and then sometimes you'll see a guy where he'll get hit and then fake posum right and then the ref will stop it oh so it kind of didn't work out in his favor he was too good at it you know what I mean so so you should tell the ref first huh yeah tell the ref I'm going fake it it's not real three I'm a fake that's so about Jiu-Jitsu specifically are there like good posa
7:35 moves for that well I tried doing that I don't think it's a good strategy I think you have to do whatever your first plan was you got to do like the subtle ones like like like uh you know everybody's always playing the grip game like sometimes you want them you need to engage right so sometimes you just be like you give them something to grip I mean it's never that obvious you just pretend you're going first grip so they grab you cuz then once they grab you you just you bait them two to one and then you just bait them in whatever grip that's why you guys you see Jiu-Jitsu guy just sit on the butt all the time they go I'm not giving you anything okay come cuz like there's no winner of Jiu-Jitsu until you guys do the Jiu-Jitsu but if you guys are like this the whole time so sometimes you're just like all right here take that's why they're like this dang come on baby let's your doom brother yeah life over
8:27 brother nor your Technique that you like to play no no Nick's technique is this oh yeah take my back kind of but like as a joke but also serious kind of true it's kind of my thing rolling V bars and ████ yeah so like in tournaments my coach would be like hey pull guard meaning sit to your butt and play your play your offense right but I like to wrestle usually but this last tournament I did the one I lost from a year ago so don't do this anymore yeah don't do this Co Joe was like Hey pull guard and I'm like I got this ████ but I've never pulled guard in a tournament before it was my first time doing it and the video I try to do it and I fall and I slip and I'm like a ████ but it was fine you fall in slip yeah I fall in slip and you know it choked you out again no I I actually won that match that was the only match I won that day you got lucky ban won the match but he lost the tournament tournament do you do noie um yeah I have
9:20 I usually do no do you wear just a tight tight underwear and grease your whole body you sound excited why you biting your lip dude cuz he's got an answer in mind want no I don't I usually I've worn tights before you know it's it's kind of standard practice cuz that would be a good technique is Vaseline the ████ out of yourself so you're so slippery check you now how slippery you are yeah they make sure you're ████ dry and ████ I just put some like in my mouth so as we're fighting you go just oil it's like an oil can try to grab my wrist and like and it's a I try to do the drunk and master thing where if I'm losing a match I'll try to drink some alcohol and see if that works oh but that doesn't work I've never seen a drunken master style Jiu-Jitsu they that would be interesting that' be sick as ████ if they had like
10:11 those types of themes like it was Crane style yeah like in a fight scene there's a high tournament high rollers everyone blazes you have to hit like a blunt or something everyone rolls it's called high rollers high rollers it's a pretty big tournament like the weed the weed the weed and Jiu-Jitsu scene is actually very like this sometimes if you roll high it's kind of tight I like jiujitsu but then the other side like cuz the top guys are in it cuz you know sometimes when you SM when you smoke you feel really loose and you feel like oh I could do I CU drunk drunk would be not a good man on each other killing each other yeah that's bad like I wouldn't be surprised if Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan only rolled High those two yeah how about on shrooms would be cool I think how about on DMT I don't know about DMT iwka tournament how about on cra I've ever done eight months on
11:01 crack then I'll be really good maximum strung out I actually think meth might be the right drug for uh MMA I don't know about that you get that yeah meth M probably yeah meth would be up there yeah MMA MMA Aderall might be good might be kind of fire actually you might be sweating balls though yeah is meth kind of how about just 3 days no sleep and then just full on fire every how anger you know just pure R doesn't work I tried doing that it doesn't work it makes you like worse it makes you it makes you about to cry you feel like you're going to cry all the time yeah anger oh look that's the end of the [Music]
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