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Off The Record: How We Keep Ourselves in Check

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0:00 yeah I also don't know if I have a healthy relationship with myself too though hey let's give him space guys go ahead and talk about [Music] it welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys and today we're talking about so like a lot of people do a lot of cool stuff in here right but how do we keep ourselves in check oh what do you mean how do you keep yourself in check stop yourself from robbing police no like you you go that's hard yes that's the that's the hard question okay I'm very proud of myself cuz I didn't punch the cab driver while he was driving cuz it was okay think about the bigger picture here if I punch him in the face not only am I on camera but he might put everyone in danger yep

0:51 so that's how I kept myself plus you're a business owner you could give Su more things to lose more things to lose like that no so like you know how like you Dell's bodybuilding ████ and like golly swords and ████ yeah was that's a big up right that's a big high you could you could be a real suck piece of ████ after that start going up to people like who the ████ are you I'm stronger than you I'm bigger than you and ████ the swords you got I would have walked around with swords everywhere everywhere right I would have had it on both sides just rolling the wrist dude everywhere like this ████ just always going everywhere like right you could be a real prick Bart so what keeps you in check what keeps you from being a real a real what keeps you a humble man how do you dominate humbly yeah cuz I I want it in Fresno oh yeah that's true you're

1:41 already there mentally that's healthy sh out like you I'd be like I'm the king of Fresno I Fresno runs through here dude that's what makes us boring yeah is we don't lean into what we have to be doing like like he should have been gloating like I worked so ████ hard as the king of Fresno dude you should have wrote like 17 paragraphs about like what you achieved and ████ like that with a picture of you doing this ████ I want you to lean into it like look at what I've done to get this ████ B look at my accomplishment no he did it the right way he's like purchased this program that got me here but you have a picture imagine having a picture on your Instagram of all your opponents like I dominated this person this person this person having x's over their face like stamped it's not enough to just get

2:31 first place but you have to step on people that's it yeah step on their ████ don't just dunk break the ████ backboard shatter the glass yeah right I see what you're saying I feel like we don't have that mentality to start off with not really no I think we keep ourselves and check pretty good right it's like you know what it is remember like when you were starting out in like uh acting or Hollywood and then you had friends that would post like a photo of them on set they had a very small role but then they're caption was like loved that the director came up to me and said how well I did and it's like like people would stretch the mozzarella really ████ far but like now like with us I think when you do something it's like oh yeah I did that true but it's not like I don't know that is true it's like how do you keep yourself in check so you're not ████ your head's blowing up I mean we we also like in

3:23 here particularly set the bar so ████ low that when we like kind of bounce back with like 30,000 subscribers we get ████ tattoos from so that's probably the biggest Flex that was that was 200,000 subscribers that's a lot 2 million no I'm saying like where it was yeah where it was like where it came from it's not like we started at zero we were at like 1. n97 yeah we went up like 25,000 subscribers celebrating achievement around here but is it always like cuz you're thinking of the next bigger goal that you can achieve is that like you you dominated president now you got to dominate Downey right right I don't even know if I think like that step one get Fresno step two get Bakersfield and then the ████

4:13 County California City I'm coming dude California City no way that's unachievable and then like the top of the top is Reno Las Vegas we just see like a s█████ map with dominoes falling everywhere yeah I'm telling yeah keep yourself check is I feel like maybe it's like the motivations different I feel like uh there's like people that are expressed outwardly maybe and I think for me it's more so like like you ████ little piece of ████ and so I think it's like it's more me trying to like I think we're all like that do stop yeah I think proba that's what like like you know like let's say if we if for somehow we win like a Oscar or something it'd be more like that's what I ████ told you you could do it you son of a ████ you finally lived up your potential you're on the outside it's oh thanks guys you know this is really cool

5:04 thank you everyone for supporting and then versus the people that's like posting all day cuz they are they're trying to get this so they can show the world but I think it's like at least for my own personal motivation it's I'm trying to do things to show myself like see you ████ little piece of ████ I ████ told you should have believed in yourself in the beginning you know yeah like barot an Oscar you take the trophy like put it on the ground here somewhere for like 6 years I know we had all of our ████ Awards we had it stack y yeah yeah it's true that was the number one comment that somebody would make if they've never been to the studio before and they'd be like so like what's with the pile of awards over here you do especially like other tubers yeah yeah aren't you guys proud of that you guys are going to hang this up you I'm sure we could find a wall that's what you could keep saying also I could see Bart though like being very very as cliche as it is about the journey right like this

5:55 guy like he he gets ████ bodybuilding Awards and then he's already all like the biggest challenge I have yet to do ████ post this whole announcement stuff and and I was ████ talking to him uh earlier because he I went to a spot and he know ████ like snowing and ████ like that right he works out outside like a ████ tool I don't have any other space to put that stuff oh get a bigger house idiot 17th forever home right and then and then I was like I was like dude it's ████ cold out here what do you do he's like check out this heater I bought for like 100 bucks right so he's got this heater Black Friday let's go he got this he got this heater on Black Friday right about that you have an outdoor heater hey don't get cocky man the propane kinds at the restaurant the funny thing is now now he's posting on his IG stories how he's like wiping snow off his bench and stuff and he's doing all these workout he's dancing around I'm like why don't you turn all the ████ heater it's not even on he's like no because like if I turn it on

6:46 then I'm going to get used to it and I don't want to be used to it I was like so you just bought this thing to ████ ████ with your discipline I don't want to be a ████ so I I buy it I buy it so I know there's like like salvation yeah but if I get close to it I'm like you sucking ████ get back over there I snow I get snow I put in my save 100 bucks and take a picture of one and ████ put it on the wall ████ is wrong with you save 100 but I don't he's a method trainer cuz I don't know about that until it happens you know what me like when I'm there I'm like o I should get a heater and then I go and I buy it so it's like in the moment then I buy the Heat and I put it there and as as I get close I'm like what are you doing you ████ little ████ I'm like you're right you're right stay away I think he's just different I think he's just different yeah okay all all right that's funny Bart buys a nice mattress he's sleeping on a ████ mattress he puts the nice mattress on the wall and every time he thinks about

7:36 he's like oh no I don't need it I got the s█████ one I want to get used to it it's like a Murphy bed that he W put down like he locks it puts a padlock how do I be extra uncomfortable sleep on a water bed hey if that's your method it's working so yeah ████ keep keep talking ████ to yourself so the answer to to Bart how does Bart keep himself in check he goes like this all day you wrong you stupid ████ ████ what do you do to the ████ deserve do you guys feel like you could relate that though like in your head yeah you're always just talking so much ████ I just feel if I ever it's like it's like Bart saying about winning an Oscar if I ever won an Oscar I'd be up there and I'd be like I guess I just give these things away to me that's like it's not cool if you it's not cool if you're like I so proud of myself like that's not cool and

8:26 and in my family if you ever do anything like that oh you're so proud of yourself huh oh yeah oh okay I got four siblings or three siblings that take me down immediately right right yeah that was like me for me growing up it was always that it's like my just the ball busting nature of my family that's why I love ball busters that's why we're all ball busters and I love it but like that that's I love that ████ also my wife's a ball buster love that ████ so hey thank you uh so yeah I'm surrounded by it I'm surrounded by it and I and I like it and like I know yeah it's it's healthy I think I think it's healthy too I think most of those things things right it's like um so one how like where do you get your validation from and two who's the governing committee so like a lot of it I just never saw the value cuz it's not just skill and most of the times it's a lot of politics it's a lot of you know

9:16 you're pulling this string so then if this movie wins then um you can get like another job after that or like there's special interests that kind of benefit from your movie winning because they worked on this and it's like lot of glad handing yeah so then it's so muddy to like it's not just skill right like you you want a dance competition it's not just skill we could win we couldn't win one cuz it's so rigged H yeah it's ████ rigged so I'm like a lot of those things can't relate it's hard to be like oh I ████ got it and that's why I'm the best but it's like yeah but those three judges you know they had so and so in their pocket and it's like that didn't really yeah I mean yeah so you got one but did you really get one do you ever feel jealous of like the rock though cuz the rock like basically all day social media is like I am ████ awesome yeah

10:07 and like tomorrow his post is like I'm so awesome it's like broke the record for this but still hardest worker in the room killing it right now burning that midnight o every day is that all suppos yeah like I but it's sick though yeah sick and it's so in line with a wrestling Persona too it's such a like it's still in line with everything yeah but it's also like he in that anomaly where like the rock plays an actor in a movie but it's like that's the rock right the actor playing you he has to be the rock even when he's ████ Tooth Fairy you know what type of crazy confidence that I actually like is um is that boxer ████ talk like like Muhammad Ali like I'm the ████ best this and that and then they like rhyme with it and I'm like oh now that that's healthy confidence okay I like that yeah I like as long as you get a rhyme in there like a me Bumblebee

11:01 I'm a bumblebee I'll ████ you up I'm the best I'm the greatest I'm the greatest I ever live that sounds really a fortune cookie now dude Mayweather social media is great yeah he just posts racks yeah yeah he's got like he takes the trade table down like by the way during takeoff too cuz you know he can do that he can do that and then he's got like a whole thing of cash just on the trade table and he's just like some cat falls down he puts it back up and that's that's his post so how do you like for for yourself let's say that um let's say you're talking to some dudes right and they don't know how much you accomplish in terms of like writing films and things like that and then they start kind of sounding like they think you've never done anything how do you bring up that you have without sounding like you're a ████ idiot I don't I I lean into that I don't know anything I'm with Steve on that too I'm with Steve but

11:52 what if but what if there's like an opportunity depending on it slightly uh opportunity oh like if I was to say that I do there's some kind of opportunity that comes out of it oh like it's the next big job yeah like if you're around some guys that could you know like or or like you're hired to like actually public speak at like a college for all the accomplishments you made so you can't just talk about how you don't know ████ you actually have to inspire you know I would I would probably I don't know you know what one of the funniest things I ever saw was um I was at VidCon many years ago and Kyle Mooney from Good Neighbor he he gave he gave a speech about how you know eating ████ is like different Carl's junr menu items and like and that was I think if if I got hired for one of those College things I think it's something like that some kind of like long form Ted talk about something that

12:43 doesn't it's unrelated yeah yeah yeah yeah he's he's the guy that was like that's so gay dude yeah he's that guy right into his bedroom or whatever the hot guy babes and he did that he dude he did that bit and the guys who were putting on a VidCon at the time like the Green Brothers they like came out and did this public post about how like it's like the least funny thing that's ever happened to VI I'm like first of all dude you guys are not exactly known for being humorous people just chill out a little bit like and I I publicly defended him I was like dude that was you know one of the funniest things and go figure uh at a time when really nobody's really funny on YouTube somebody actually does something funny on YouTube and then he get they get punished for it and then uh uh but that that I think that's more in line with yeah yeah I also don't know if I have a healthy relationship with myself too

13:34 though squinty hey let's give him space guys go ahead and talk about it bar just don't say you have anxiety don't ████ say it so I've done like power thing I've done quite a few competitions in the last 10 years right and I'll see people like let's say they win or however they do I feel like their expression matches the result oh and I'm like oh that's healthy like when someone like does does something they've been working really hard at they finally get whatever they wanted to do they're like they go like that right yes or whatever bar got a not good enough mentality yeah I always feel like um like let's say if I win third I can't wait to go to the podium cuz I think it's the funniest thing in the world and then if I win first I almost go okay let's let's leave and just just tell the that's right though that's the right answer tell tell the ref tell the

14:24 ref to send it to me cuz it feels so like weird like I'm the best I I was the best this one you know so I felt like I feel so so I'm like I don't know if it's like even healthy know do I accept myself you know what I mean like I don't know it's I wish I could just be like oh ████ you you got good here just like yes but I feel like it feels weird that's like that Tiger Woods video where he putts and then he doesn't even look at it he turns to his buddy he's like yeah yeah dude that's and it goes in he's walking away already people go like this and they turn around that's ████ gang so sick but for me but for us we prefer like we go like that we turn around and and the ball just airballs doesn't go near it and we're walking yeah yeah St back there's these there's this thing

15:14 that bothers me and probably only bothers me but it's that jiujitsu tournaments cuz it's like you get all ages there right but then you get guys who are like who are just starting doing Jiu-Jitsu which is totally fine that's not the problem that's not the issue that I have with it but it's it's like they compete they win their gold medal which is tight but then they wear it around the ████ a they're so proud they're proud 100% but also like I think in my head you get 10 minutes with you walking around with it and then you got to put it away bro you win gold you got to put your medal away if your opponent's wearing it can you use it to take them down you got to P choke him with it but but if you got bronze you can wear that ████ all day right Nah if you're a grown if you're a grown person if you're grown and you win a medal you put it away I'm going to wear all my medals to everyone

16:06 I think I have to but it's only CU I don't take it that seriously see that particular one is not my sport my thing that I worked hard on exactly so even won yet it wouldn't matter to me but then it matters to you cuz you put so much work in as the thing that you like see I'd have to like trip and fall and like find my way in this competition and then I'd wear it everywhere and be like ████ you guys you guys suck I think if and when woo hits jackpot Steve's just going to turn this into actual gold and still wear it he's just not going to wear it anymore I'm going to ice in the ████ up you're probably right I probably probably would just stop wearing he's going to tattoo we're going to know when Steve sells dude yeah you will you will the new Rebrand will be interesting let's go the funny thing though is all of us are pretty competitive that's why like we win a lot of ████ but then the thing that makes us competitive isn't what makes other people like want that first place or whatever I don't think it

16:57 ever was about first place yeah it's about the Love of the Game well it's about stunting on on haters stunting on haters stunting on haters Love of the Game bro I like the Love of the Game I think the game is fun but you got to dominate somehow so I think humbly yeah the game isn't just so or or else you would have maybe done a thing that's alone you know what I mean like something that's like I don't know like what's aone sport like bodybuilding running well your body you're still competing and running is still marathons and stuff you're still like comp so what is something that's just no audience all by yourself solit tournament Solitaire tournament should be bowling there's nobody in the audience I think oh what about the guy that oh this is a perfect example the guy who bow 300 and he goes ah I ████ did it did it did I love that guy dude but but like

17:48 he has he has the right to be like I bow a perfect ████ game and somebody has to do it cuz there's nobody in the audience clapping or anything but why is that video viral is because he's going insane and that's why of people do 300 I thought it was or at a competition maybe I don't know a lot of people get black belts and Sanders are quite low these days I I love I do love seeing other people have that moment yeah I don't know why that is it makes me feel so good yeah like when you watch the ████ cup stack guys they're like ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the kid who won Tetris recently dude I love that I love that video it's like oh yeah he broke the game little kid beat Tetris and then some ████ Australian newscaster tried to talk ████ and act like it wasn't achievement you no some like Australian news lady was like uh that's not a real achievement was like I would say go outside like she had some ████ to

18:39 say ████ you read the news you read you ████ read he we read we read the news yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but um ████ we get it wrong though we get it I like seeing other I love seeing other people ████ overreact to their wins it's ████ sick yeah well real reckon that's real y saying so when you actually see authentic victories it's like that's kind of the sickest thing ever but you guys didn't even win though like ████ Skrillex took that that cup stacking oh my God and turned into a ████ song turned into turned into a drop yeah cuz it was so real that it was just like ████ this is like hype I wish I could experience that though I I I do maybe just compete outside of FR what's even better is you'll experience it through ta I think I think so too I think that's more valuable anyway cuz like let's say when and Joe crossed a million for one of our

19:30 channels I don't even think we even knew it was like someone made might have told us like oh cool you guys want JJs tell you what we knew when we hit 2 million you know what I'm saying you do you guys celebrate achievements like I've I don't think I celebrate any achievements I think we're supposed to though but that's a troll like that's I mean not a troll this is an achievement though kind of yeah cuz you have mosquito bites on you got new bites around it too damn man why you got that oh my goodness mine's healing hey yours is kind of fire now though dude it looks good good it's cold out here you know what I'm saying I'm just saying it's a little asy I got mine removed but were you at I show mine but mine's not there anymore the double still gets me every time D I always forget there's two dude that is just insane I think people congratulate and celebrate more for us

20:22 than we do for ourselves but I wish I could I feel like I'm unhealthy or something well if you were to die tomorrow though on your deathbed thinking about the million things that you would probably think of that are more important than celebrating yourself would celebrating yourself get on that list no keep you thinking about TI ████ you know that's why I said the million things I know but you already know you already know I feel like it's it's it's not worthy of Celebration yet for some reason it it feels like then you'll never celebrate cuz you're probably going to always have that feeling but then how do you teach taica to enjoy his victory oh dude I don't need to he does he's like oh yes spelled b oh sting like a bee bumblebee I don't need to he has he spelled the letter but you're not but you're not doing the ████ that you're trying to do so you can celebrate or his behavior chart he's supposed to

21:12 get like I think between 50 and 55 and I'm like dude what happened you only got like 42 today he's like better than 17 17's like expulsion bro so positive yeah that's good that's great nothing's going to keep that kid in check yeah better than 17 he's kind of right he's absolutely right

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