0:00 are they like LARPing as Barnacles they're just stuck at that [Laughter] [Music] what is this what is this describe what you're seeing is that a man sitting on oh no way there's a dude on there whoa holy ████ so it's a big ass cargo ship is that the rudder and there's people on the oh there's three that's a Somalian pirate oh damn they're hitching right on look at that part is three of them do you think it's like the world's worst Pirates and like oh ████ we can't climb up I thought this was gonna work our Sabers are weighing us down are they like LARPing as Barnacles they're just stuck at that they're doing that too but that means I
0:52 gotta be doing that facing the ████ yeah maybe when someone was like Hey you know you know girls like guys with muscles and then they became muscles they're so dedicated to the incorrect thing you didn't like that I had to do it I had to do that minus one I had to do that one sorry for the last minute of this video this is Community Theater warm up yeah yeah we're a little cold okay we haven't seen each other in a while that's great um so yeah the uh it's not clear whether these three men spent the entire Journey on the boat's Rudder but this is how they were found they are three stowaways um they are from uh this ship was coming from Nigeria they've been transferred to the port and treated by Health Services for like dehydration and stuff like that whoa terrible with all that water around
1:44 drink water yeah what a bunch of geniuses but this this ship was uh that's Twitter response it took 11 days 11 days 11 days dude they survived Jesus but that's why it's not clear that they were just chilling on the rudder the whole time when do you when do you get on a runner yeah when do you get on it yeah how do you get on road that's why yeah that would be my question or unless they got inside somehow and then they were just stuck at the bottom and they saw maybe some sunlight and like oh ████ maybe we can like climb out yeah go somewhere and then they climb to where the rudder was like oh just kind of connects let's get some stuff what happens if the water is just a little bit choppy ████ dude yeah but they're kind of barnacles so they're stuck yeah bottom of the boat did you see there were a little more seating though they can't even sit straight like that because of
2:34 the the the way that it's shaped they had to be like this and I bet you when the rudder moves they gotta go like even like that whoa they're gonna duck out yeah isn't there like a ████ gigantic propeller are just under there too like you can't just dip in real quick yeah yeah that's why I feel like they were inside and then they came outside and then they have to be able to go inside because if it gets choppy I guess it would make sense that there has to be some sort of inside access to the rudder directly yeah yeah just in case something got caught on it and they could have started with 10 dudes and there was only three left the other one's doing exactly that scares they kept pushing off the rest of the guy you know I feel like I run it out we should change our immigration laws to the more extreme your situation was you just automatic you get a free pass because like legendary status yeah because then you know these dudes they're they're tough they're gonna hustle yeah they're
3:24 gonna Hustle Hard they're not gonna come in and be a little ████ they're gonna be like dude I was on a Rudder for 11 days yeah and they got a social media start already and I mean a little quick quick trip to notoriety yeah we should make those guys Instagram celebrities bro you know what I mean because their their story is probably way cooler this is like when people are like we should be paying teachers what they pay LeBron James and then everyone's like yeah it's like cool it's a pretty dumb ████ idea actually there's only one LeBron James too you can't actually can't pay them that much well they don't understand math so it's okay well they're feeling the effects of inflation pretty hard I think maybe they'll learn that one so it's LeBron LeBron's a hurting right now he's ████ bummed out about it there's apparently uh 20 in the UK there's around 24 000 people who are detained in Immigration centers every year so take out the ones that work the hardest to
4:14 get there and keep them the ones with the cool stories yeah love it I guess that's a solution I I look like you didn't write this in the article I love it because we don't have to govern we can just come up with the solution say they should do that and we get to walk away that's good yeah yeah we don't get to feel the repercussions I mean that's what being a citizen is all about you just make decisions and they do the work figure it out idiots yeah right we get to vote do better um do you guys parents have crazy immigration stories maybe you're like great great great great great grandparents um I probably fall asleep listen to them tell the story so I don't know I have no yeah my parents don't stop reminding me how much they had to save up and get a nice ticket on an airplane to come to America so they got a nice ticket a nice ticket they saved up got first class and came to America or what it was economy
5:04 plus oh wow my grandma was telling me one time about how like her grandparents came to America but then I was like huh sorry uh not at off there you're your pants uh specifically Coming to America nothing was really really crazy I think escaping Vietnam there are some crazy stories getting out of there but then like by the time they got like sponsored however like were able to come over to Hawaii and whatnot like everything was pretty okay um but I do remember like my mom had said that uh one time when they were like escaping Vietnam during the war she was just like a little boat like a little kayak or canoe or some type of ████ right uh with her grand auntie and uh during that time um they were they were you know not ████ Jack sparrows but there were
5:54 pirates they're like constantly in the waters and stuff like that you know um and uh apparently this sounded really crazy as I recount this but my mom and her grand Auntie were like in a boat and uh they saw a bigger pirate ship but there was hella fog right so it wasn't like clear who could be seen or if they could be uh if they were even being seen by the pirate ships or or anything like that but apparently my my mom's Granite they got so scared and Grand Nancy might not be blood like you know they just called them oh yeah yeah might not be I'm not sure yeah but apparently Granite got so scared she got a heart attack died on that boat oh no from Fear yeah well I was just riding with like a dead body in a boat trying to hide from ████ pirates in the fog so she had a paddle by herself with a dead I don't know if it was a paddle boat could have been a swan yeah it was probably a swan so she had ████ do one of these and
6:44 she ends up in Echo Park yeah it's a one-way ticket and you need both sides right so if you're only on one side you keep going in circles she's just crying by herself with a dead body just going in circles homie the Pirates will catcher damn dude look that's wild that's what's telling a beautiful story is like in this room look imagine the power and then the Pirates have so much mascara in their eyes I can't really see them very well I tell you I tell you did I mention my dad's Story one time there's a um I was talking about how I was like uh one one a couple years ago I asked my dad I was like Dad did you ever you ever love anybody outside of Mom oh yeah I was like what the ████ oh ████ what a winning answer that it's a grown-up conversation that is your dad why would you even ask him that I just
7:34 wanted to ask him your dad's a sex opportunity um and then he's like he's like yeah you stayed at her house and I was like whoa what one whoa and then he goes he goes yeah Mom did too we were there that one time I was like wait what and he's like back in Vietnam in like 2002 my whole family went to Vietnam went to this remote area stayed at this like one family's house so I do remember meeting this lady she has the kids and stuff and all that stuff they all look like you exactly you might need to do a 23andMe that's there how they greet each other welcome Anthony damn they all have tattoos yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're all ████ popping and lock and wiggling around and ████ [Laughter] and then um ████ uh so he's like yeah you stay at the hospital I was like dang you took
8:24 Mom to like your ex-girlfriend's house we all sat there and said yeah you know and then I was like what happened and he just says it nonchalantly because he doesn't know how to ████ add emotional like tone to anything um and then he's like he's like oh well you know uh during the war you know I me and her were together and then uh there was just a time where we had to leave and then so I had to get into a boat uh and with my family and I was like come on let's go and then she's like no I can't I can't leave my family so uh that was it whoa damn holy ████ oh ████ I thought it was gonna be like right anime story he's like well I was going in her ████ and then she ████ all over my ████ is that matter of fact right he's like and then I was like yeah I don't think I could do this anymore like why aren't
9:15 you telling your son that that is not the way of the lead so oh yeah so does your dad have two families just because just because of the butt sex that's how it is they never did vaginal dude but no there was just literally a moment where it's like hey we gotta go right now it's like my family's leaving he's like no I can't because my family's not going to have to say so in that end of the relationship but what makes him go back to her and I guess he stayed in touch like way later like after after my dad had come to America and stuff like that they were able to get in touch and stuff but it was already over it's like they were stuck in Vietnam and at that time too if you didn't somehow already Escape so to speak yeah to come from uh the you know when Vietnam Was Won by the north to
10:07 come from Vietnam to come over like that was a whole different experience he had to get sponsored in a certain way like you know what I mean like it's a whole process um it my whole my mom's whole family basically couldn't get out and it took her like 15 years to get old sponsorship to get one of my aunties out of like eight from my mom's side over to California that took forever I remember that process and she had my auntie had to live with my my family for like years and stuff and they like got she my auntie got my room so I was like super ████ resentful for like as a young kid for like a long time yeah that sucks it's just one of those things you know um but yeah it was it was just one of those crazy like yo that's that's how you guys broke up I I would send a text message back in the day but yeah that's ████ sad dude that's crazy do you think he loved her more than your moment did you ask him it depends on the butt sex really that was a deal breaker it ruined it
10:59 yeah
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