0:00 did you see end game yet yeah oh yeah what was it about there's a ████ jewels and ████ and everyone's like what the ████ are all the goddamn Jewels that's actually true ████ yeah you're right that's exactly what the movie's about [Music] okay so this is the careful boys reacting to the Marvel's Galaxy uh Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 trailer if they have King in the trailer I'm gonna be like again we were gone quite a while yeah what happened come on this side Ryan to me what happens next foreign [Applause] I missed that one you know what second one no I think I did I forgot [Laughter]
0:58 what the ████ it's fun don't forget [Applause] where we came from we have been running our whole lives Pete I'm done running Skies [Applause] good fly away together one last time oh you see Groot where the baby one no he's growing Buffs and ████
1:49 is that an otter oh is this guy brother oh yeah yeah he was a baby on the last one this is really cool dude they do a really good job on these ones we will kill anyone who gets in our way no not kill anyone kill us he'll know people kill one guy one stupid guy who no one loves you is James gun still doing this yes yeah yeah dude James got no these are all right he's so good he's really good the best ████ is that he is in charge of all the DC movies I know dude he did Suicide Squad it was a movie was so good it's funny how canceling just didn't work it didn't work no because that was ████ canceling yeah
2:39 they try to cancel him for what and then and then um Disney dropped them for a second what did he tweet they fired him yeah they full-on fired him yeah what did he do it was like the people it was like jokes like bits about like you know stuff with kids it was it was definitely like joke wait but wasn't it a video that he made like ages ago and then it was like a skit oh when someone throws a baby or something yeah it was like a skit or some ████ I think that was you guys no ours was a dog was that a South Park yeah exactly ████ like that it's like what what what happened what happened oh so Ryan's just showing me um the tweets that he posted you can read it this one's pretty funny read one of Anthony's tweets this tweet's from this tweet's from June June 30 2008 he said I burnt my tongue on an enchilada ████ Mexicans yeah that's ████ funny dude yeah it
3:31 doesn't mean any harm by it no he hates Mexico yeah yeah I never know to Twitter to deliver the news and most of these are retweets it's not even him yeah it was wild anyway did you guys watch um well first of all what'd you think of the trailer I don't I don't know what what it's about but it looks good well that's good isn't it that's good but sometimes I kind of want to give it away but sometimes I want to know what it's about at least but that's that's how the second the trailer for the second one was two the trailer for Segment didn't reveal what that one was about it it didn't reveal that he was going to meet his dad or something no no I don't know maybe they did maybe they did oh did they I didn't even know I don't remember because teasers are different and trailers are different and then oh right and then once the movie comes out and it's been like been out for a week and they do different tricks oh true true
4:22 yeah but also what I always really like about the Guardians of the Galaxy movies are the soundtracks the soundtracks are really good so already I'll suck you in yeah this one's great music already and they should face the music was pretty good also also this one showed that showed Gamora but this that's 2000 um not the recent one it was after end game that they went back found the 2012 gamer who came with Thanos so I'm guessing that one stuck with the Guardians remember though she like kicks him in the nuts and stuff she might be doing her own ████ in this one maybe you know all the stuff did you know that Anthony Lee huh yeah it's after infinity wars did you see end game yet yeah oh yeah what was it about there's a ████ jewels and ████ and everyone's
5:13 like what the ████ are all the goddamn Jewels that's actually true ████ yeah you're right that's exactly what the movie's about I think he watched end game like five times because of taika okay they spliced Turco from Breaking Bad battling Thanos no wait it's so funny and it's like they do it so perfectly and how he beats Thanos he crushes the ████ Infinity Stones and he snorts it and he's like whoa and he kicks his ████ ass and it is so good dude it's so good that actor is so good he's so good he was in um oh God clearing present danger with Harrison Ford he was the sniper in
6:03 it yeah and he's the guy who's like whose fault is it in Harrison Ford's like it's my fault I don't remember I didn't know I didn't remember that he was in that street aren't they coming out with another spin-off of Breaking Bad ████ or is it actually another one Walter Jr's life aren't they I think it's like a Breaking Bad something a pre-course I didn't realize Jesse Pinkman was on The Office he showed up did you guys oh yeah yeah so he shows up to the office he's like all like ████ sketched out and ████ he's like he's crazy that's Jesse pink man yeah especially he's like his Creed here oh that was like an Oscar yeah yeah oh and he was he's like oh you have the package that he gives it to somebody else all right guys it's got my math everybody and I was like oh it's so cool I love when seeing like like the world's collection was it a gag it was like the gold word yeah something like that and of course he's just trying to hit up Creed that's like the gag they did where
6:54 they filmed uh they did a Malcolm in the Middle thing did you see that oh they got the um the main actress from the mom from Malcolm middle they got her to film a thing with uh Brian Cranston where where he wakes up and he's like I had a dream that I was a meth dealer that's just so good yeah and like he he like just goes oh what the ████ is that and then it pans and it shows his Heisenberg hat on the couch oh yeah so Mr Lee they brought back Gamora I'm less um updated on the on the Marvels but they brought back Gamora after and during so during Ending game Gamora comes back yeah no so basically an end game right they have to go to three um with a Bart's mom's time traveler friend yeah yeah in order to figure out where the Infinity Stones are so one of the times
7:44 they have to go back uh is when uh what surface the sister uh ends up going to the ████ one planet and then she has that thing which like she freaks out and has a seizure and ████ like that and it's because her other sisters on that planet right right and it's like whoa it's like you're here from the future and then Thanos is like oh maybe I blah blah blah right that Gamora who's still alive who hasn't been thrown by Thanos into the ████ truck that's right that Gamora comes back she was Chuck fights in the war and then ends up I guess by way of this trailer hitching around and sticking with the guardian got it so that's why I'm like okay cool like they they keep well unless unless this is also throwing us off and this is a different time zone or some ████ like that that we don't know about so watching this trailer do you think that they will be friends forever Gamora and Chris Pratt no like the whole
8:35 team the crew the Guardians the Guardians for ever nah I feel like that like there's gonna be something that maybe even don't they have to though they're they're the Guardians they're like the buds I don't know this one seems more climactic seems like something's ending right and is James Gunn gonna come direct another Marvel movie being the head of DC that's the other question I have that's what I'm saying like what's gonna happen are they gonna conclude some ████ are they gonna kill my boy Rocket Raccoon or some ████ they better not dude or because they kind of made it seem like oh he's dipping out yeah I'm tired of running yeah and then in the screen you see like him hugging an otter maybe that's his love maybe that's the love of his life maybe he's like hey I'm at the game y'all I found my home I'm out yeah but kicking with my other that's like when you see two people and you're like why do they like each other that's weird but then it's like oh I shouldn't judge this one yeah yeah like
9:25 it makes sense raccoon and otters they can be together yeah that's cool I will say Rocket's ████ dope he's the best yeah he's honestly my favorite the best gags him in group they have the best bags together yeah I only like baby group none of that ████ old group dude you don't like teenage group that means that means it's working ████ that means that they they made a proper teenage character who's annoying plus they had that what is that one kid uh play in the role I say kid because he was in that one ████ he's a silver guy Silver Surfers no the silver guy right you talking about silver face silver is this face silver and it's the autistic One Quicksilver no not Quicksilver no no um no but um he ████ he's in that uh Maze Runner movie you know what I'm talking about that actor Timothy Timothy no not too many the guy who's in the the trailer right now there was one I don't know what the actor's name is
10:16 let me look it up this is why kids you don't do hallucinogens okay [Music]
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