0:00 [Music] a guy broke into a house so you're you're prob you guys conservatives you're all going to be like oh this mess I'm a liberal you guys you're going to be like this is messed up this guy should go to jail all this stuff he he breaks into the house and then he cleans up wow like what do you mean like for real like drugs like mopping I don't know about that he's probably a methhead no we we've done stor he cleans the floor and he took out the trash did and he leaves well that's kind of cuz sometimes there's stories where like people will hire like cleaners and they'll go to the wrong house and they'll clean that house and then they'll leave and they'll be like oh no but this guy was clearly a oh but you know what the a way that that would work is if you needed to look like you were meant to be at that house so if you're just doing chores around it
0:51 nobody's calling cops on you no so this guy um you're wild yeah he breaks into This Woman's house he did some house work and then he drank some wine and then he left what's the housework he emptied the trash bins he rearranged a bunch of items that he thought was like little out of sorts alab was off he cooked a meal for himself all right so you probably would think this is a criminal criminal but this guy did some good he cleaned the house Daman w w newitz he's 30 na it 36 years old admitted into court Thursday as that he entered the woman's home July 16th in monm Wales without per Mission while she was away at work upon her return the victim found several items out of place and noticed a few household CHS had been taken care of wait this is whales and like the UK oh she discovered her
1:41 laundry had been hung out to dry refilled bird feeders what the dude that's interesting damn that's a lot of stuff clean floors groceries were put away the recycling bins were emptied he's the ████ Clean Bandit dude he left a note dude what you say it's said don't worry be happy eat up and scratch what does scratch mean I don't know it's probably some UK thing did he leave some scratchers for her maybe did they do that in whales he left her some scratchers scratch away unamed woman also found that he had consumed items from her kitchen including a bottle of wine so we can throw that part away he did a lot of good yeah that was his payment he took from yeah yeah yeah he broke into the house the house was in such disarray he actually started feeling bad for her because he was going to rob her he's like wait a second she's so B she worse off than I am not bad
2:32 good guy I like him he's like she couldn't put away a groceries she so busy or maybe maybe he was about to rob it and he was like I can't work under these conditions so yeah he goes how how can you find anything in this house and he starts cleaning it up he's like oh little bit of rosate Don't Mind If I Do turn some music on had a nice little afternoon did he drink the good wine or the guest wine it it says guest wine box wine yeah box wine say for sure o saage of wine he was very polite very polite so it says I wondered if it was somebody who knew me this is the woman if it was going to turn into a stalking incident if he knew I lived alone if I had been targeted if he was waiting for me I was too scared to stay in my own home and stay with a friend after that and then according to Cork documents um he was later arrested for another burglary in that instance not kidding he washed his
3:22 clothes he washed his clothes and consumed the owner's food so he's just like kind of a bum just popping around he kind of evens out the karma OCD bum yeah I I think I'm definitely more weirded out by that than just straight up burglary straight up yeah cuz it feels more like uh dude you Airbnb my house he's like he's like he fed his cats didn't you have a situation where you your house is burglarized and then they left you something nice yeah our house got burglarized and the guy like did really weird ████ he like wedged a sandal in between like the screen door so that was like just there he opened up a a fresh box of like uh donuts and it was like the ones where you have to rip you know was like like entiments yeah entiments entim and then did he eat it or did he just open he he ate some okay and then he took a ████ in
4:12 my bathroom and just left it oh God no my head you know I was in like I was in like eighth grade so I was like oh we're going to get this guy right like you know we have his DNA not it works and then realized like oh this is you know they don't really give a ████ literally he got his DNA evidence the show be like test this yeah cuz at the time I was really into CSI New York I know I just love the the entrance song I love Gary sise you know we're going to catch these guys I was like oh yeah this is what they do this is can you imagine shut open sh got it got if forensics put their ████ lab coat on and started testing the ████ and like these ████ they they like you know they they fingerprint everything and they're like oh and there was fingerprints but I don't know what ever happened funny thing is like to take a ████ out like you how many bathrooms were in there there was two bathrooms
5:02 and he chose the one the kids room bathroom and that was the one closest to the you know the the screen door with the sandal in it he took a laptop he took a he took my Dad's laptop took stuff yeah he took he took some ████ he took a lot of random stuff he took like half an earring ████ and he left ████ what would you have said cops were to actually check it out and go how do we know that's not your ████ kid I'd be like I'm sorry I'm sorry I did it I'm sorry it was me not course hey one time we did a story about here where some guy broke into some lady's house he stole the lawnmower mowed the lawn and then left with it so you kind of nice but how is that illegal it's just Community Building really that's what I'm saying he kind of paid for it right it is community bu that damn yeah yeah he didb did work
5:54 yeah that's the only reason I can see people doing that is just if someone saw them for a second and they're like oh ████ I got to act like I live here oh yeah probably yeah so now this woman is just making all about her she's being a drama queen about yeah yeah yeah like she's scared and stuff like that but like everyone's just like get over it her friends are rolling their eyes and they're being like it's not even that big a deal and she's like crying about the trauma of like somebody was in my house while I wasn't there and they're like yeah but yeah yours he was kind of tied yeah mine was way worse dud yeah they left the boo boo yeah and I had to go to school on Monday dude I had to go right back to school and traumatized nothing happened it's just so like it's such a weirdly in Ive feeling to have somebody like have to even hang up your laundry it's just so weird it's creepy I'm bur that you know get into your house again they they they they just busted through the door they
6:44 just ████ busted through the door you mean like it broke off of the no he just broke the lock or something like that he broke the like donkey kicked the door yeah he just kicked it open or something the sand was sandals on it it was actually the sandal that we had that he just wedged I don't know why he wedged the that's a funny thing call Screen Door yeah sandal door it was like it it was one of those things where you see that and you're like why did they do that like it was just it was very it was notable he's a Birkin stock burglar cuz it wasn't like he stole a bunch of stuff where he needed to like wedge the door open and like the TV out you know it was just like here's a Toshiba laptop that's gone a that sucks good brand yeah it's good brand good computer great brand did you ever hear about that one kid who was like caught for like driving a stolen car or something like that and then and he basically ran away from home and he would he lived in like a
7:36 hill ski resort kind of town right and then there's a lot of vacant homes cuz they were just someone's like second ski home or whatever a frame homes for sure and he would just go from home to home just live in it and he would just be out on the run and then somehow he he's he got to the Bahamas or whatever and they finally found him out there and he had like a highp speed chase and he had some boat and ████ but he was like living like a crazy fugitive making hella money eating all this like food that was like at you know abandoned homes and I was like damn that's and his his crimes ended up like stacking up to being way ████ more than if he just went to court was it uh Dominic tetto yeah that's what it was sounds like it Too
8:26 Fast Too Furious and that kid yeah that kid really valued family do you remember when somebody broke into our house when we were living in monter park no that was when I was living with like Bueno and Mike and stuff I remember that house yeah um and uh one day we just come back home and the the back door it was a rainy day too the the back like screen door that goes out to like that patio area is just like smashed in and all was like what so everybody like runs to their uh rooms to check like what had been taken or what not and everything was basically like rans yeah just moved around and stuff but like all of us were also like we don't really have a lot of valuables come poor um my Fossil watch for a lot man come on but the only
9:16 thing that was actually stolen was uh a gold necklace that was passed down to one of my roommates from his like Dad or his grandpa or something like that so that real no no BL up damn that sucks like a super just like yeah just sentimental yeah the stuff that you can't buy with money ████ sucks man that's why I keep all the valuables in here and you put it through the ear you lock have to break the glass they just it was just a screen door the glass yeah the glass of that door yeah they broke through that yeah um and then memories are valuable and then it's also one of those things where you learn about like cuz you're in like the neighborhood like email blast and stuff like that and they hit multiple houses yeah there's there's always like you know people like ████ drive into different areas and they like learn your schedules they see when people are like leaving houses and whatnot and it's just like a whole thing that they they do and you just feel like
10:08 unsafe afterwards yeah it's really creepy how many of you guys have ever been robbed face to face two like just in general like you're robbed or you're stuff stolen from your house I have from not home every single one of you it's very common in La every single one of youve been robbed our house was robbed twice in K toown many many times car broken into many times yeah many times my truck got robbed our gym got broken into normal it's mad normal yeah sucks it's normal crazy it's crazy it's almost a right of passage that one person was like and they been robbed really yeah you want to blow your mind even more ask how many of us has robbed the house you got to go subscribe and watch it on the this guy gets it he gets it
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