0:00 one of his later Googles which comes in so much like a day later he uh asked can you be charged with murder without a body oh my oh my there he is I want to see like the very very last one it's like how to delete search history yeah I like how dudes are just dudes like he's like searching such a guy he's like did you get a big dog he's running out of ice [Music] okay we got a story about a guy named Brian Walsh who is suspected of having murdered his wife and spread the body parts throughout different dumpsters in Boston he says he didn't do it he claims to be not guilty on all counts why do you laughing Nick because I I wow the punchline ain't even there yet no it's
0:51 it's a good story the real heartwarming story really yeah Disney classic no because no sorry I'm interrupting continue your brain I'm sorry I didn't know my life don't give out the gold gun I'm not gonna give out the gold baby this guy's murdered his wife spread the ████ body oh I've been meaning to do that so the the comedy initial story oh no he says he didn't do it he claims to be innocent on all counts he's like I didn't do any of the stuff but then they go and look at the Google searches oh this one you know what I'm talking about and these are the Google searches that he made right after the time that she was last seen and they're really great the best park
1:42 is the time stamps we're we're gonna watch it we gotta watch it no you know there's nothing to watch but I'll just read them to you wait we can't watch it what is it you want to watch it there's an interview there's it's just literally someone else saying what I'm gonna say yeah yeah I think I think the good part is his face as is being said they're in a whole courtroom yeah as she's reading the records and we can show that and it's people aren't gonna have to squint their eyes like crazy no or you could just read it it's up to you here you go boom here we go and we're in can you do that until 7am 10 ways to be smart ten please like it's
2:33 a listicle 10 ways how to dispose the body it's like a buzzfeed article what can we go away throw away doll body parts [Laughter] [Music] he's been researching possible look at his face the bostonians floor
3:27 oh my God having to like keep a straight face throughout that whole thing because like I ha I am curious about all those answers dude it's like he just was like thinking and whatever he thought just he's Googling literally that like 10 ways to dismember a body he should have hit up chat gbt and he would have got some real good answers to where to search first dude I am fascinated by this stuff dude that is nuts and the criminals because they get caught right what did you think was gonna happen he used his friend's iPad that's morons dude so he started he started Googling like right before 5am and his last
4:18 Google was 1 20 p.m yeah oh he was so he's been researching he's spiraling hours so he ████ killed her and he just started Googling I'm not gonna let my friend my iPad for that long I'm like that his last search was can baking soda mask or make a body smell good the phrasing is so good how long do you think he had an Excel sheet next to all this stuff like I feel like there's just zero organization involved because he's like Panic Googling yeah for sure and what websites are answering these questions was he Googling and I know right was he Googling with a dead body there or was this premeditation no this is after so this is like oh so that's why it's like it seems like a pan of Google because these are the Google search that took place oh my God but like uh so the last known side of her it
5:10 was like right after that how did he kill her I chopped her up I guess no I mean he must have done something first before cutting her up yeah like shot her or like push it down so I don't think they know because it's all body parts they found in different dumpsters you know it's crazy that that other little News segment that where the anchor was talking about like you know um sometimes you can't uh say it's a murder or or clarify because if there's no body or whatever there's no evidence in that way but because he like did all these Google searches it's like that probable cause he probably could have gone away yeah but it's like you know maybe just the ████ up legal system might have helped him more if he just didn't do anything afterwards you know somebody somebody must have either ratted him out because that's a friend's like a friend's iPad right yeah oh yeah so he was using his friend's iPad it might have still been at their place though yeah it was still his IP address yeah oh yeah oh yeah or pinging the IP and stuff just being like
6:01 it wasn't about the device but rather like the information I I don't know like if you're on that Wi-Fi yeah yeah yeah my favorite Google search is how do I stop a body from decomposing that which is uh that was his second search stop it from decompose yeah everybody choose your favorite one what's your favorite ten ways top 10 ways of yeah the person who wrote that article too they're like you know what would be helpful for people like maybe criminals or someone who just killed their wife 10 ways on how to decomp deep yeah how do I make this more searchable for SEO purposes like a police station or like a detective is like I know I'm gonna make this website for idiots you know what I mean and then they just ████ put this whole thing down that's like this is how you you know dispose of a body anybody who goes to that website it's like that's a suspect everybody knows the best way to do it is pigs you starve
6:51 some pigs you take the teeth out and then you feed it yep you feed the Dead Bites the pigs well yeah that's a different story but like it it's like a non-story story it's like she she made a reference saying that he was seen in Costa Rica on this date but that report was from 1990 something and it wasn't even a it's like a faked document because it says Department of Homeland Security on the top which was her proof of going oh yeah look at the letterhead it's an official paper but it didn't exist in 97. wow so that means she's the Department of Homeland Security happened after 9 11. oh so then they're like that wasn't even a department whoa so she so she put that date in and
7:43 that's pretty cool he claims to have received a document saying that like yeah so with this guy how did they even know that he threw the body in like different dumpsters I I think they just started finding all the bodies and then of course they're always going to make the spouse the prime suspect and then they checked his ████ and there you go and they had a bunch of blood soaked clothes in the laundry machine on top of it yeah so at least they follow the Articles these searches were made between the time that she was last seen and the time that she was reported missing so it's like exactly in that I have a good question body spreading time dude no one's just like that good like to to chop up a human body in their home and like to not have any evidence like no one is that good unless you're ████ Dexter right like or if you're uh or you're you're planning it all out or if you're Luca magnata yeah that's
8:33 true who's that even then he got caught right like the what even then he still got caught yeah but he didn't get caught for that like they caught him on other ████ well like the internet's loose the cat ████ it's a great documentary I'm not watching that is one of the craziest songs didn't I tell you to watch it don't ████ with cats it's amazing I'm not gonna watch gory ████ like that it's not it's not gory it's like uh it's it's remarkable really good though it's it's like just ████ tell me I'm not watching it it's an example of Internet Justice Done Right or like the only example no police no authorities could catch him or trace him but people that had an affinity towards cats knew that he made videos abusing cats so it motivated them to try to find him and they solved this insane like crazy crime spree that he was going on the internet sleuthing done right yeah here's what
9:23 it's it's really really good though not watching it it's not Glory it's more fascinating no I can't do it any abuse the best thing is like one of his later one of his later Googles which comes in so much like a day later he uh asked can you be charged with murder without a body oh my God this guy's guys I want to see like the very very last one it's like how to delete search history yeah it's that one the last one's the baking soda I like how dudes are just dudes like he's like searching such a guy here's how the timeline goes so he on January 1 January 1 that's the last day
10:14 she's seen uh he told police that that's when she left for a job there's no evidence she left the house then he has his first string of Googles and then January 2 he goes to Home Depot buys 450 worth of supplies mop bucket goggles tarp Hatchet baking soda ████ idiot how did they even Trace that oh did they just look at like the surveillance they're like huh let's check his bank statements they're like oh there it is he's paid in cash but you know this is one of the biggest excels though dumb yeah thank God he left the receipt next to the bodies total idiot yeah and then January 3 he had his last three Google searches which was what happens to hair in a dead body what's the rate of decomposition of a body found in a plastic bag compared to one on the surface in the woods he's meticulous
11:04 yeah this guy's probably like I'm thinking about everything I got it all covered honestly I wouldn't know what to do I killed the like if I killed someone accident or not and I would I do nag I don't know what to ████ do it I'm pretty sure you're not gonna do a ████ ton of Google searches I I probably do the mob thing go out to the desert in the middle ████ bury something there and parade I got that's what you should have done exactly everyone knows or go on DuckDuckGo and it's Lord get it expressvpn oh [Music]
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