0:00 thank you [Music] all right this uh takes place in Russia my favorite country we got a newlywed couple this is their wedding day right shout out they're at their wedding party the bride is seen chatting with another guy at the reception like of course you would do nope the Grooms damn that was quick no ████ way not happening the groom doesn't like level of disrespect feels disrespected yeah as you should what go ahead I'll let you finish they already feel like this now yeah just wait turn off the groom then goes to his new wife takes her outside beats her to death what death in front of the wedding party oh and nobody did
0:52 anything they wanted to but they were scared is he a mobster or something he's a Russian he's just Russian okay I'll tell you in a second after we hear from Bart what's up [Laughter] what's like I used to not believe in honor killings but these days these days I've been kind of having to change a heart what about the rides uh family or parents no one they didn't it's like what about what was she wearing that's that's what they said that uh the guests at the party were trying to but then he was like really crazy and threatening them so they would all just keep backing off and he was unarmed like a bunch of dudes can't grab the guy yeah dude yeah just Dogpile the ████ guy all the guys are in the back like yeah yeah
1:44 and then you see the guy and everyone's like oh yeah he's scary they were all just stuck he's not he's more of a ████ Balsam he doesn't even look he's not a big guy really he's not a big guy I think he's even shorter than the wife he said he got a fire like this no he's yeah he's definitely uh he was not armed he just literally beat her to death in front of everybody yeah in front of everybody they couldn't do anything but there's a good part of the story right yeah what's the Silver Lining right what's the what the punchline oh there's a silver lining today okay was it his hands were broken and now they're back in place [Laughter] yes dislocated fingers it may be dislocated
2:36 guys guys he beat her to death but the good news is he's fully recovered I'll take my hands my arthritis is gone my carpal tunnel oh thank God I thought he would never be able to ████ draw again I could play trumpet once more [Laughter] yeah she was already a convicted murderer you tell me if this is a silver line because right now what's our view we're just like ████ Savage guy right innocent girl's trying to save himself there is a lesson to be learned in this that's kind of a little unexpected don't talk to married women on their on their marriage freshly married do not say congrats but what was the context of the like the conversation or they were just talking okay what if it was like her brother first we're gonna look at pictures of
3:27 them was she touching her hair a lot oh dude wait this is them yeah so that's them the zoo yeah that's them bro you look like a female she looks bigger than him oh never mind now he looks like a dude I thought it was like a same-sex relationship what yeah go back to that first photo they look like a lesbian double reverse photo because he looks like a little ████ right guys yeah yeah there we go ████ yeah that looks like a same-sex relationship yep that lady on the left looks like a ████ alien dude but the lady on the right is ████ fine she's definitely no longer in this universe she's the one all right she died yeah so um so here's the lesson okay okay how do you think they met Tinder like a Fight Club yeah right I was gonna say that I was gonna say that number one
4:17 rule do not get married after fighting yeah ████ anger management did they meet at a wedding they met because they were pen pals while he was in prison oh what was he in prison for murder [Music] thanks wife that he killed we gotta redefine Silver Linings I don't know he's the one bringing it up I think it's a silver lining because this could have been easily prevented by not being pen pals with a ████ murder and then marrying him that's not a silver lining it's a it's a fable something to learn from yeah it's a brass line yeah there's perfectly good solid non-murderous incels in the comments of YouTube that she could have chosen but she even choked dude that sucks so here's the thing her friends
5:07 said that she was aware that he was a murder and she thought she could change him you can't change anybody okay you can't maybe not this guy God damn man ladies they love those bad boys don't they they love those bad boys huh you can't change a ████ you can't change nobody this is why this guy he was in jail for murder and robbery but the wife said she believed she could help him mend his ways she could help him change yeah dude if I just I'm just really upset that the whole ████ wedding party did that's that's the part that's s█████ what would you guys do if your daughter got with the convict and she was a I change I can change him kind of girl I'm in trouble dude my daughter yeah and she brought this dude home it's
5:58 hard because his ass you know the more just for no reason he's like welcome you ████ son of a ████ you gotta let him know on site like hey dog I can ████ you up and you got to do that and they were like all right man now you can date my daughter because you got to put that fear in them yeah and the only way you could do that with that type of ████ is if you beat his ass right am I tripping can't be no you're not sure what happens if you can't beat his ass yeah well he just ████ you up he's like six five and I'm like oh ████ or what if you beat his ass and then because the rule is you gotta fight share one with me to be with my daughter yeah yeah but then I don't want to come home for Christmas ever because you suck really mean touch my face what if he was actually changed and he's like so excited to meet you hey did you ████ his ass up and then he goes back to his old ways all right all right all right that one failed okay sometimes you bomb sometimes you bump sometimes you bomb you could befriend
6:49 him right and try to find common ground so you beat up your wife see what kind of family we are I didn't she's still alive you could do it I'm the only one allowed to beat her I could do that with your with my daughter we're the same what I want to know is so the guy she's talking to I assume he's probably a nice guy and do you think that he's watching her get beat to death and he's like I would have never done this [Laughter] he's like I always finish last because you see those you see those situations where the girl does not pick the nice guy and she goes for the bad boy yeah and then he's all like see I told you should have been with me while she's getting her ass beat if her friend's family have already known for a long time because they were dating while he was in prison she's just been waiting for him to get out because so they already probably have said their peace with ████ this guy
7:39 but she's she must have a guy that's friend zoned that's her best friend that still secretly wants her and he was there and he was he's the one that dropped her off at his house while they were ████ and picked her back up and Joel her Hall that's probably why when she was getting beat he was like you deserve that oh damn you think he said that nah that's what BART said he was he whispered in my ear and I just said that for him there's so many reasons that you can kind of make up for like a whole wedding party not stepping in yeah what the ████ happened that's yeah you know what they could have stopped that ████ out Power number he's little dude she's bigger than him you know what the real thing is the whole wedding party despised her so that's why I didn't step in to help haters haters they were like yeah it should have been me I should have got married that's a lot it was a matter of principle they're like you should not date this guy you should not marry him he's like no I'm in America is like hey
8:30 if some ████ happens we ain't gonna stop it all of them are eating popcorn on the day I told you so it might be like a whole yeah it might be a whole crowd of uh I told you so this is what happened oh crowd of them objects like please say your piece they probably all ████ were like yeah yeah winning your I mean if you're a father I'm assuming that her dad was there it's like how I mean you probably gotta feel like a little ████ if you can't protect your own family oh man okay so where's how older daddy is though if I was 90 years old I would ████ throw my dentures at the mother dude her dad could be that ████ Bell guy in Breaking Bad We don't know oh yeah
9:22 you should be a brown dude they're like why is this guy ringing the bell so much what the ████ wrong what yeah what's going on what's going on he's seeing this ████ happen outside like where's he looking he's looking at the birds outside who ████ knows they're doing the ████ alphabet with him it's taking forever so listen listen to this detailed uh count of the of the murder itself okay and just imagine no one is doing anything during this whole thing oh so they have details of what the ████ yeah so here's exactly how it happened wrapped her hair hit her pushed her out into the street where he also continued to strike her body and head once she appeared lifeless he dumped her body into a nearby Ravine all of this while nobody's stopping it is that like a river it's like a ditch like a wet ditch so there was a moment when the body stopped moving and he picks her
10:13 up yeah and what'd he do after just go back to the reception and say hey man ████ where's the best man speech come on come on that's what they're saying we still gonna eat the cake yeah so he had his wedding in his funeral and her funeral at the same day because he went back and now he's crying while he's eating his ████ borscht and everyone's like yeah that's ████ insane it was just hours after the exchanged about and there's probably another chick there that's like I could change him yeah dude there's always another one right because they like bad boys they like projects yeah what what is it with that that's what I'm saying I wonder what it is to where someone do you think it's like a self-esteem thing probably to where they just like they feel like that's yeah what they're just you know yeah they think it's like that her puppy syndrome someone who's a guy don't treat him right that's why
11:05 we're a bunch of nice guys yeah but hey that's what we get such an old school thing to treat a woman right right yeah yeah apparently when when he first like berated her at the party when she was talking to that dude what he said was that she was behaving incorrectly and what did she say oh yeah [Music]
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