0:00 if you had to ask for a hall pass for any like celebrity crush or anything who would you ask for John Stamo this is getting juicy you try to get them unlaid Anthony what are you doing get new subscribers somebody's working hard here on the damn show Let's Do It Whatever the Chamberlain person is [Laughter] one of the greatest scorers of all time [Music] welcome back to another amazing and uh interesting episode of careful boys we have with us Mr Brecken right here hello for those of you don't know Brecken is Kristen's boyfriend he was just hanging out today we decided to put him in this chair because we're gonna ask him a bunch of questions about Kristen
0:51 anything you gotta let him finish what he's saying if he's talking about you he never finishes sandwiches oh sorry this is his okay she's talking about come I know that's what I was thinking about it just feels wrong you guys can ask Rick and whatever you want how'd y'all meet we met uh through a mutual friend his name's Tyler really dope guy looks like Miles Morales is this Maverick he looks like Miles Morales okay was it uh was it Love at First Sight 100 really oh well actually we did you see her go God damn it she fine how'd you react to see it well I was like kind of talking in the end of a relationship with someone who you know they became really good friends like it ended up ending really hopefully but um the first time like she just made me
1:43 feel like a little kid is I didn't even know her and she just kept giving me these sand crabs that she was Finding on the beach what were they you mean the little ones yeah he didn't know that the sand crabs are there fake game crabs nice all right so you get crabs got it last question she gave him grabs on the first day all right hey but can I can I jump in just a minute damn what up no but basically he was kind of like in a relationship with someone and they're in a music duo it's called Brecken Mari they're amazing I met them as friends that day was kind of like off and weird you know I felt something weird with Mari I I'm gonna be honest like I wasn't looking at him like that because I thought he was with this girl so I didn't have like that or anything no I was playing with crabs no intentional
2:33 hard wrecking yet and I was like I was like look there's crabs and he's like wow what ended up happening is like I started meeting this group of friends they were awesome but I still thought they were dating um sometime it goes by a couple months I fell off the roof we talked about that before I came to La it was New Year's I was in a cast I was all drugged up he's like hey I'm having people at my house for a New Year's party come over I was like cool I heard that they weren't dating anymore and the girl was talking to someone else he decided decides to kiss me while he was in a castle of drugs [Applause] I sit next to the girls they're all in a puddle and I loved Mari like I love Mari so much and she's sitting down so I
3:24 snuggle right next to her I didn't know she saw the kiss and I don't know if she was pissed about it so you're holding her damn being like because I'm like such a loving person I'm like you know cuddling her on the couch and she looks at me and she's like I saw what happened I know what you did and my heart just dropped so I was like it's done if you want this to be done like I don't do that and she's like no it's actually a good thing so she ended up dating the other guy me and Brecken started writing and now you know we're pretty much friends but it was a funny situation okay I'm gonna shut up wow that is the widest thing I've ever heard like exchanging a girlfriend like you know what yeah it's so sensible but it was just so it's so mature yeah I thought it was gonna be like you ████ ████ yeah I know you guys were talking about like fights and stuff me
4:15 and my friends are like tell me how you feel you're like good for y'all so man to man yes what's the thing about Christian that turns you on the most if there's nothing we can go to the next question by the way definitely when she wears like this little workout outfit but it's like a nude workout oh it's a specific one like a skims like a cut like a yeah yeah peach colored icy okay she didn't know that I'm wearing new today more now I know what I'm changing into today what's like Chris's most unattractive quality what the ████ you're gonna try to get her to put clothes on now you're honest none probably she bites her nails a lot
5:06 when she's nervous oh I hate you can't tell because but she gets it from her dad oh yeah how long have y'all been together 17 months what's that tubeout like two weeks oh okay two years 17 months like a baby I'm 14. like a baby yeah that was okay yeah that was pretty interesting 17 months is it really though is that like actually the what was the hardest point in your guys's relationship I don't know we kind of both went through a really depressing time we weren't like for the first year I kind of blew up music like I didn't work on music she didn't dance like all we wanted to do was just lay in bed with each other and stuff but it was like a honeymoon phase for like a whole entire year and
5:57 it hasn't gone away but we kind of figured out our lives got a routine and now we're a lot what was y'all's first uh argument yeah the first bad one have we had like a bad bad argument oh my God I'm so cute so so we're not the we're not the are you type like you said this before the camera was rolling I'm not a very she's hard to piss off and he's super chill and I was like I can't imagine I mean first argument I don't know really what are your fights like yeah how do you fight what are your fights like online I like space I don't really fight I'm like one that I'm like are you a flight give me a second no I'm like I'm not a flight I'm like I just need a second that's good all right if you uh if you
6:47 if you had to uh ask for a hall pass for any like celebrity crush or anything who would you ask for John Stamos John Stevens um this is getting juicy you're trying to get them unlaid Anthony what you do what are you doing I'm trying to ████ get new subscribers somebody's working hard here on the damn show let's do it he said unlaid I would say hmm you do like joints whatever the Chamberlain person is [Laughter] a YouTuber oh I know who that is yeah who's this yeah she's massive
7:37 yeah she like hosted let me see she got big titties no so I feel like so this is something you need to know about Brecken is like wait not perfect I wanted to pick up those board photos not like attraction like she's a really dope girl like reckon likes personalities you know oh you're a Vibe guy Vibes you're a bad guy he's not a tits and ask her what about your Holocaust request yeah who would you be Boykins um can Jarvis watch Ryan Reynolds I like his personality too I don't know your personality her personality people and that's why yeah but you both look good though what are you talking about your personality people you chose Attractive people we don't believe you if both of you are ugly as ████ I
8:29 ████ I I'd understand he met me when I like it was like completely crippled Kim breaking dance yeah no he can't dance is that a is that a thing where you try to like get him to dance um well he's surrounded by my friends I have a lot of friends that dance so he'll like bust out somewhere sometimes I used to jerk fat in high school not she's not hurt no ████ that was yeah no but did you used to do a little bit of um did you do a little breaking like you know you know how to clap Rock coin drop oh okay yeah from the base like let's go there's a lot of you get hyphy with it yeah that's that's very hyping yeah hell yeah what's what's the next step in you guys relationship this is getting warm as ████ it was a ████
9:19 Hallmark commercial they're two goddamn ████ sweet dog I know they're too sweet I want something spicy give me some corruption so no some spicy about me come on just this is this is a this is a gen Z success story right here beautiful they're like what's wrong in your relationship they're like nothing yeah we're doing it right that's for sure get juicy come on Ryan you know me the best did she ever lie to you about someone I mean a lot but like in release [Laughter] let's say we're like playing rocket League which we've never done video game okay this is so PG and she says you know I'm like did you just bump me she's like no no of course not and then I got back to the replay and it's like okay you guys are too cute I love it
10:11 yeah we're at the nine minute 56 second point of the video where things turn turn up the heat a little bit uh we always ask our guests this you know what I mean uh but before anybody answers we're just obviously this unique scenario with two of you guys here usually we ask our Aussie guests would you uh would you rather ████ your mom or dad um but maybe maybe swap parents Kristen has to answer what you think he would rather do ████ his mom or his dad oh probably his dad his dad is a boss wait that's why no not not who you want to ████ who he is all right so was she did she answer right or wrong you're dead yeah he's quick straight to the point there's no over fast I I got a question I got a question if your parents told you you can't be with Christian what would you do would you be
11:02 a good boy and say would you yes okay Mom and Dad I'll do it what would you be like no I ████ love her and we're gonna run away together You Don't Know Her Like I Do yeah oh you would do that what if they're like hey but if you if you break up with her right now uh you have all the property and we'll give you a hundred thousand cash well that's a good you should pick that one and you change your name I would say that that's smart so you do a ski you should you should pick that I'll take your parents house any day where's the wildest Place y'all had sex wildest gosh oh yeah wait what is this new year the night that we met this is New Year's a bunch of people are sleeping over at my house it wasn't a bed but it was kind of funny I don't know it's funny for you
11:53 guys but my homie was sleeping it's a queen bed so it's not a twin but he was on the very left Edge in some way somehow I inserted myself she was conscious our homie was sleeping next to us because it was weird because so you're just making it ████ water bad move on him huh like the nights you met no no New Year's New Years New Years oh hitting her up on the DMs like she had a picture of her fireplace I'm like oh where's this she was like come over never did so it was your friend like hahaha it was just a quick note how you doing and then quickly how you doing but we also wanted like someone sleeping
12:44 in there because we didn't want Mari thinking like anything weird it was even though it was happening really awkward time and that same night our other friend who's actually our boy now who actually lives with us he confessed to me he got he's the one who introduced us he got pissed that me and Brecken started dating because apparently he told me he was in love with me and I was like oh and he lives with y'all now ████ drugs and stuff and I'm like what is happening like this whole house everybody trying to ████ children everyone thinks they're a sex quote fit no everyone thinks you're a sex cool yeah we've gotten that they have a they have a collective called unicorn Collective it's a bunch of artists A lot of people are in music and producers and stuff but everyone's very friendly and like family and we're a really close Group which is admirable from the outside people have asked us if we're a
13:35 sex cult and you guys already like did the time might as well do the crime though right if that's correct yeah that's so funny damn hey so okay what about the parents like the first time you met her parents was it like automatic approval what is it like yeah cause your dad's a cop yeah did he go no no it's kind of funny because I wasn't much of a talker when I met him I was kind of nervous and he was the same way so when we were just both in the car and I like asked Chris and I'm like why isn't your dad talked to me and apparently he did that same exact thing asking me why yeah we were when they first met so yeah Brecken was like a little bit more reserved and then my dad's also kind of a guy that's to himself and I had both of them pulling me aside like hey why isn't he talking to me and then my dad's like why isn't he talking to me and I was like you guys
14:25 just ████ talk together and then they talked to this chill now did your dad ever look up his records probably wow I mean records like music or records like priors oh yo he's got fired was it cool was it like uh is I mean or he's a cop though retired lieutenant yeah was it over a beer you guys crack one called cobra no didn't he have a he had like a margarita I think he doesn't drink a lot but a little like he gets he gets my dad was definitely my dad I mean I'm the baby so he's very skeptical he's like who is this guy but if if uh Kristen cheated on you would you forgive her if she was really sorry that came quick dude I tried to make an iron
15:15 so you get you get one uh Chris is like oh I do have a hall pass ready then okay ready so wow that's really gonna get one that's amazing who farts louder sweep this one but probably me when I'm like trying to he's lying in her sleep he says I fart in my sleep there's no way how is there no way well there's a way but not like is excessive and Loud how would you know you're sleeping okay well why is it here like curled over I just do you ever wake does she wake herself up sometimes no but she like what that ████ say her sleep talking is so funny oh what is she saying herself oh I'm a sleep talker it's like the most random things I have a voice recording of her like saying something about pushing the smash button to the toe
16:06 blender or like what was it on a smoothie I woke up you soda cup there's like the button yeah in my sleep I was talking about the little smash buttons um how interesting let's say let's say uh let's say I don't know if she's like pregnant one day right and then like nine months later it's like it was such a warm experience baby comes out dark as hell looks like me [Laughter] [Music]
16:59 he dated a porn star before me wow what was his name uh Sam e Sam e Sam e how was that it was interesting we like matched on Tinder I didn't know she was a previous porn star but she was six three so it was kind of weird well you're tall too yeah I'm six four but yeah I've never been with someone like that tall so I kind of felt like I was like ████ myself [Laughter] oh yeah odds are most girls are gonna be smaller than you by a lot yeah when we speak there was no like small spin y'all are both big spoons yeah yeah and just a couple of punch bowl ladles yeah Rebecca what was your first impression of us
17:50 of you guys you know them yeah how uh when she said just kidding news I was like just kidding that's just getting filmed so my homie Nick fanisi in high school showed me this video that's still my favorite uh special ingredient oh China Memphis oh yeah Ah that's racist it's okay he gets a pass he was quoting us that was really good hey you did it pretty good yeah it was good actually I felt like where'd you grow up yeah on that Creek so Walnut Creek oh so you had you had friends the Gateway you into the JK world because I might be blowing
18:42 friends that's tight man what a small world did you make the connection that was us when she started coming on to JK news yeah because I you looked really familiar than the BART panda hat yeah that's smart yeah panda panda hat oh wow that is Throwback that is super old school I'm a fan too [Laughter] I got it what would um this is a question for you have you ever heard like when he makes music and he's like yo check it out not liked it but you didn't want to say something yeah I've been I've been I've been honest I mean I actually really like his music I wouldn't date him if he wasn't talented and is going to support me in life but
19:32 um yeah I mean sometimes there's been stuff but I'm here's the thing I know like the finished product is gonna end up good so like baby I'm gonna be honest like some of those songs where you wanted because usually the girl sings and he produces you know when you started singing on some of those tracks I was like okay but okay in a good way no take some lessons Okay no but but the way it no but you've gotten better at saying yeah the mixing and mastering is really good you've improved a lot ████ you guys bye-bye I know I have to listen to it back and try to fix it there's Auto tuning there's uh you know a tune correction there's pitch correction there's a way to just keep ████ nailing it in huh you can sound like ████ James Franco
20:23 like ████ that you wake up a ████ amazing singer you got practice dude oh hi Mark we all got to practice Yeah okay has there ever been a dance video you saw of her and you were like I don't think so wow yeah I appreciate like all the Styles and Kristen you're fine ouch who uh who who who who cooks mainly [Laughter] yeah he makes great steak but we don't cook that much he got me bad into Postmates but he does love food so we go out to eat all the time he always has restaurants to try adds up one thing that pisses me off the most
21:14 about him I like this volunteering bring it up all right so and but it's food related so I grew up very uncultured with food I'm a picky eater but as I'm getting older I'm trying more things right I didn't try sushi just ate cheese sandwiches Wisconsin yeah but he makes me try food all the time he knows I don't like mayonnaise mayonnaise and he'll be like here put mayonnaise on that and I'm like no and he's like try my sandwich there's mayonnaise on it and I'm like no but he'll expand your palette literally just like shove it down my throat and then feed you a sandwich something about like condiments can't do like like I can't imagine just eating I mean I can I've done it before like a meat cheese sandwich without any sauce
22:06 or anything no tomato no I mean you're a peppercini fan so I could get peppercini yes did you guys have a pet together Cairo Pomeranian Shih Tzu mix is that y'all got it together no it tastes but it's mine gotcha yeah it's one of those so he he had a dog a little dog and then I found a cat on the street um and I brought it in and it's actually like a five thousand dollar cat what the heck it's a savannah bangle mix you found a savannah bagel on the street yes and I may have oh he's been trying to find one and he knows I lost one recently on the streets and I was like is that a baby bobcat tiger and and then I was like don't let the cat
22:56 out of the bag and I was like oh that's where it comes from and then I raised it took it to the vet none of the neighbors knew whose cat it was so I kept it so we have two kids oh nice and I've always wanted a Savannah cat my whole life's over oh those are ████ expensive okay you have to answer this last question at the same time okay don't look at each other's eyes okay who dominates in the bedroom three two one Kristen whoa in the relationship in the relationship look who's wearing the leather jacket yo yeah throw that last one out yeah but but it works somehow I mean he definitely has his it's not like I'm just like alpha female and just have them on a leash but um yeah I'm a very excuses a little monkey backpack whoa okay good answer
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