0:00 [Music] there's a cat who got really sick and tired of paying a huge amount of money for medical bills for things that you know when there's an actual like when you say a cat you don't mean like feline cat homo sapien you're crazy thank you you guys don't know how to talk yet please he's a ████ jazz musician come on you're cool no hey there's a cat right it's good you guys get it i should get one of those hats off like one of those like what the ████ is it called i think you could pull it off here but it's like you know it's like that oh a doctor there's no bill yeah that's sick yeah sick you should get a zoot suit i'll probably get a dude suit yeah i gotta get a bunch of yogurt outfit first we all should get zoot suits huh yeah we're down after balenciaga outfits yeah balenciaga first oh and then and then yeah it's expansive yes
0:50 but then there's the investment though you're wearing your wealth it's really smart okay so uh just one cat he's uh yeah okay so this guy he he got a 60 000 um bill for just getting an x-ray that's ████ so he's like you know what ████ this ████ i'm gonna build up x-ray machine 60 000 for x-ray 60 000 for an x-ray yeah i just get insurance i think yeah probably right but then that means still that's the solution the premium you still got to pay like 10 grand or something dude 60 thousand dollars well it wasn't that wasn't the only part of it right there was a bunch of so he went getting scanned every part of his body so he went he went to the hospital and like part of his visit required x-rays and yeah he got a 69 210 invoice that's
1:40 pretty funny but then nice boys nice so then he says that um because of their health insurance he only has to pay like 2500 but this experience made him go well wait couldn't i build a ████ x-ray machine because a lot of these extra machines they're just sitting there right and then because the hospital purchased them like for the full amount we all get paid like a certain amount of that full amount be like because it's just chilling there and it cost a lot of money to get there right they could just make a photo booth x-ray machine it's generally smart that's not what he did two fur okay but he built his own right using a 400 using a 400 60 000 volt power supply he got a 155 x-ray vacuum tube that he removed from a discarded dental x-ray head multiple geiger counters and a
2:31 giant roll of lead sheet metal and then he made a video of him i can't play it obviously because of all the ████ with youtube stuff but uh he constructs a functional machine with minimal risk of radiation poisoning or electrocution minimal risk wow yeah i was going to say that because don't you need like uh those ████ lead vests and you don't get yourself he's got the lead sheet right yeah like a lead thing to protect his nuts from getting zapped don't you even need a permit to like mess with this stuff because it's really yeah you need to be uh what does it call like a radio tech right it's a free market nowadays radiologists radioactive man radiologist former employee radio shack yeah that's correct i should need a radio radio shackologist if you don't watch the show to get critical information you're an idiot so yeah he he through trial and error he builds he
3:22 like jerry rigged this uh x-ray machine and it works that's pretty tight but he still had to pay a lot of money for it well yeah but his his idea was to showcase how barbaric our healthcare system is that like you know they ████ nickel and dime me like that and then they're ████ us i do like that he's able to get an x-ray and then now he's like i don't know what's wrong though what if i need the doctor it's a nice it's a nice rib cage but i don't know is that where the pancreas is what happens it's gonna turn out he needed an mri ct scan he spends all that time and money building the x-ray machine but he doesn't solve his health issue yeah like it's a tissue issue tissue issue you
4:14 just post it i'm ready like hey ready what do you think what do you think's wrong with my hand yeah right or quora probably quora quora but you gotta pay to play on that you gotta play the play yeah dude you have to like is that the like uh health internet questions just general questions about anything what about webmd don't they have doctors commenting and ████ oh dude what don't you just submit your own x-ray webmd this is my x-ray what's wrong with you what's wrong it's like covet 19 probably if doctors like anything it's webmd yeah my sister's a vet and people will web md ████ and like tell her about like hey maybe you don't have to do all this because i saw him webmd and she's just like oh my god those people always think like oh i'm gonna help the doctor out like i did my own research let me tell you have you guys ever seen a virtual doctor because you don't have those apps now oh yeah oh yeah so taika had like a a seizure scare like a month ago and
5:04 then we needed checkups but then we didn't know what was going on so i thought we need to get so we need to see someone now but it was like after hours so we found one of those apps and so we were able to get like a doctor to come on the facetime i'm awesome it's crazy and this ████ was this ████ was ████ falling asleep while she was talking oh what yeah so these are the symptoms that we've been seeing she's like really okay so is that how the seizure looked like um yeah was it more like this or was it more like it wasn't like watch for 10 minutes and then tell me watch for 10 minutes yeah or was it more
5:55 like play a gentle sound in 10 minutes so that i can cause it more like i wish you screen recorded that ████ just made a social post that's ████ funny she's like let me turn on my fan real quick and she's like oh yeah okay was it like this she put the next fella did she put some webinar that said make money while you sleep it's just not a genius idea passive income passive income baby she's the expert yeah she's like we have to figure out exactly how the seizure looked and then at the end of the call she's like you need a specialist you're like oh yeah oh my god dude i'm like all right thank you you need you we ████ know that you should go see an awake doctor i'm a sleep doctor because it's a sleep specialist oh that's good sleep demonstrator i'm not really a doctor i've been demonstrated my dad my dad has
6:46 done x-rays for that his whole life and he constantly ████ with patients all the time he's a radio shack yeah he's a radio shackologist so he's just he he's like but he's filipino and the hospital he works at all my uncles are the staff so they just constantly ████ with everybody they're controlling like a comedy hospital how do you ████ with them no like he'll so like someone will come in and like the days where i would be there too he they're just like watch this like it'll be a guy who comes in with some i don't know something's wrong with him they'll do the x-ray and then they'll just like come up to him and they'll just say yeah it looks like um yeah judging by this you're gonna have to get circumcised that's solid that's that that's hilarious we're gonna have to take the whole arm off the whole arm's gonna have to come off i'm like oh it's for my leg they'll just constantly just say all these s████ to everybody they'll do it
7:36 to me and my friends too does it make them feel does it make the patient feel better it actually does it like brings more light to it it's like light-hearted yeah it is they're like you ready for your sex change now that's a good one it's a really good one yeah they should constantly do that ████ but then they also do extra ████ up things too when i was uh i do community service different category i did do community service at this hospital uh well not at this hospital i had to do it at any hospital so i was like okay let me do it here where my dad and my uncles work because it'll probably be really fun but they were like just me like hazing me oh like they go hey take this chart to this patient and just have them sign it okay cool they're all like why are they all ████ snickering okay i go in there it's a ████ dead motorcycle victim oh my gosh they're all laughing they're like because you got a signature
8:28 hospital people have such a different level of humor because they see death every ████ day yeah it's dark ████ so for them it's like and they lowkey have to make jokes about it so they don't go ████ crazy that makes sense making jokes about death is never okay dude never sorry you should take it seriously what about the families what about the family families are all cracking up too that was a good joke family's got like their ████ grandpa like laying on a table to eating sushi off of them holy ████ we always wanted to do this the sushi's fresher than the guy we're eating off of he's like like best thing he didn't like sushi he hated it he was alive have you guys ever been to a i feel like this is more your guys's kind of field have you guys ever been to a party where somebody was carted out and there was sushi on top really yeah what was it like it was
9:18 interesting did you eat from it i did because i uh it's kind of like when i was at a i was at a uh this concert recently i was telling you guys about outside and there was a mosh pit and i was like i gotta go in real quick yeah just check it out let's do it let's do what to say i did it yeah but it was really weird did you get the piece off his dick what was between the ass cheeks what they put in there but a chick can have a dick so yeah so that's a good question that's a great question chicks can't have this i'm such a sushi snob that i always judge it i'm just like that's not sushi and i walk away i'm like anything i was like how dare you use the hamburgers that's not sushi he goes to hero jeans and sushi he's like that's not ████ sushi is don't people say that it's kind of overrated dude my mom was cracking up so i was
10:08 like once when we saw that documentary i was like mom you know jiro he has a ████ spot in the train station and she goes yeah everyone knows them and i'm like well you don't sound excited like let's go book a place she goes there's way better ████ spots than him and i'm like what do you mean he goes the new ████ is his son that's where you got to go and it's just his body naked apparently [Laughter] your restaurant's too old school man we got to spice it up apparently everyone there they're always trying to find a new stuff because it's like why would you want traditional it's like you grew up with it you're bored of it yeah so then everyone wants the new school stuff it's just foreigners coming in and saying i
10:58 want the old stuff like more traditional and they already have traditional boring um and not the best of the best apparently it's just very hyped up from you know but i mean it's all subjective you know there's no truth to it but my mom was like yeah if you want to go you got to go to his son's place he's doing some cottage cutting edge stuff and then you got to go all these new guys who's like mixing french ████ and it's so funny because like the locals there are like always trying to see like oh this guy went to europe and he developed this technique and he brought it back and then everybody outside are like no we have to stay pure we got to get the traditional ████ it's pretty funny [Music]
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