0:05 Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where we have world class esteemed fighting champion Nick the Ear here today. >> It's not [cheering] true. >> It's not true. I was never a champ. Did you win something again? >> He's lying. That's why he's making me feel like a loser. >> We site that shows your public record. >> Uh ratemypoo.com. [laughter] >> What the heck? I don't know why that came to my mind, but you know what I'm talking about. >> I have a top entry on there. >> Okay. Um, those of you who join us on the Patreon will also have access to our Discord and sometimes ask really really funny questions that I want to entertain today. So, shout out to Water Ice in our Discord. >> We'll rearrange the wording on this, but it it just I just laughed for some reason as I read it. If Nick had to 2v1 or even three or 4 v one against any of
0:55 the careful boys in a brawl, what combo of the careful boys can Nick confidently handle? Name the combinations he could beat and then name where the line would be drawn and he'd lose. >> What? >> I think any 2v1 he wins >> with all of us. >> I think so. >> Any 2v1? >> I think so. >> Even like you and Steve where like size will play a part. >> I'll just punch him right in the dick, dude. I'll punch Steve right in the dick. >> Are you allowed to punch? Can he punch? He just has to survive at all costs. Yeah. Survive at all cost. >> What the heck? But then are are we allowed to attack him at all costs? >> At all costs. >> That's crazy. >> I think Okay, me and Steve, >> we have the size advantage. I think >> you guys could lay on top of >> I think he takes Steve out less than 30 seconds. >> For real. 30 seconds. >> I think he whoops my ass. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Well, I think you could probably out endurance Steve. >> I can out endurance this guy. I just
1:46 need to >> Once he gets tired, that's my strategy with big guys. I just make them tired. >> I'll just run around and then make them chase me. >> There's two Barts. >> Two Barts would be tough cuz they're both dense. But I just have to wait maybe three minutes >> and then [laughter] Hold on. Just give me a Just give me a second. >> I don't know if anyone has ever I don't know if there's even footage, but I've seen it in person of Nick when he turns it up. He's a different person. And I'm not talking about just jiu-jitsu. He's good at striking, too. >> Nick turning it up is real cool. And when Nick is turned is turned, it's you don't want to ████ with that animal. >> Nick is a bully. >> I like it. I like it. >> When he's turned, it's not Nick the ear anymore. Now it's Nick the ear. >> Is there even Is there even a combination that has a chance at all? I don't think so. >> Three of you and one of us has to be
2:37 sacrificed. So like he's busy like cuz he's just dealing with one person that you could ████ sucker punch him from the side. Yeah, cuz you know also you ever see those like 2v ones, 3v ones, sometimes it works to the group's detriment because they're unsynchronized and they [clears throat] don't know what to do together. >> That's so true >> cuz they don't like if it's like uh you know like when they do like police takedown training, they know if there's two cops, >> both people grab the legs, other person like if it's like practiced. >> I've seen video of lady cops not doing that. [laughter] >> Yeah. or they're just like they're both being doing redundant things and then Nick kind of has the advantage because he has he only has to play out his game plan while these two dudes are trying not to friendly fire on each other. >> You mean like like this video? >> Oh dude, that's rough. That's a freak
3:27 show fight if I ever saw one. Man, >> they're Oh my god. >> Like Bart says cuz they're out of sync maybe. Right. >> They're out of sync. Yep. See >> you. That's the only error. Yeah, they're out of sync. >> Where what country is this in? It says Las Vegas. >> Oh yeah. Why does it say Las Vegas? >> Oh my god. >> I think it's called Las Vegas Casino. It's like a >> Oh my god. And this guy has zero fighting skills. He's just a big dude. >> Regular domestic abuser. [laughter] >> That's how he gets practice. He beats his wife. Hella. >> God. Oh, dude. Did you see that first clock? Like those punches aren't even doing anything to him. The chick punching from behind. >> He's just like whatever. I'll just take it. I think I can't I don't think can't think I can beat Nick Dick without playing dirty. >> Any three. That's That would be tough. Three people on one. >> All right. >> I could I could if it was me and you, we
4:17 could beat him. >> Pick Pick the three careful boys that you're like you have the best chance. >> The strategy. Why? Why do you think you and me? >> You just hold him and then I'll get his phone and unlock it with his face and he'll give up. [laughter] >> No, please. Ryan, not my phone. My whole life is in there. Cuz I think the strategy would have to be if I'm part of one of the teams, I have to be sacrificed. >> So I just jump on glue. Yeah. I just have to be a koala. >> And then now that he's dealing with the koala, you have to stab him. >> The other person Yeah. is stabbing him, poking him in his eyes or ████ a koala's a little too cute. Not like boa constrictor or something like that. >> When this dude locks his arms and legs around you, he has really good isometric strength. Like he could [clears throat] hold you and it's like and I start humping. It's It's actually quite shocking. [laughter] Like sometimes I forget how strong Bart is. And when I
5:07 roll with him, I'm like, "God damn, this ████ is like a ball of muscle." Like literal >> only for 10 seconds and I get tired. I start going. >> But look, dude, Anony's [laughter] a big boy. Anony's big. You got big old limbs, right? So if you ████ want to hit me in the head with one of those limbs, I'm in trouble. Steve, all he needs to do is just this. He grabbed the top of my head. [laughter] >> How much of your taekwond do skills you think you still got? >> He can move, bro. All the Okay. And Ryan, too. He he will he'll be like, "Oh, I don't know how to do anything." That's my impression of I like jump on him from the back like a koala boa constrictor >> and then he's dealing with me and then you ████ like do a backspin kick to his stomach or something. >> You could kick me in the head and I I'll probably get >> I still do a jumping back spin kick like a Jon Jones type thing like >> a two touch. Yeah, bro. >> I I wouldn't want that size 12 on the side of my head. >> And this guy is athletic too so he could
5:58 spin around and then and then Joe's just crazy. Yeah. So, I don't know what the hell he's going to do. Talk about sacrifice. Nuts, dude. >> Kamicazi wise. Yeah. And this guy will start tickling me. If you tickle me, I'll I'll be in trouble. >> That's a pretty good technique, actually. >> Have you guys all rolled with Nick, though? >> We rolled once. >> It feels effortless for him to ████ everybody up. >> But that's oneonone, though. That's different. >> It's also different when like he's just still able to fully talk and tell you what to do, and you're just like way out of breath, not knowing anything. You're just like, "Man, this is a different level." >> So, I would do this if you did this. >> Okay, that's not bad. No, that's not bad. When you're like really still just like dying. >> Happened one time, dude. Whatever. >> Isn't that a thing that a lot of jiu-jitsu guys do when they're when they're getting um like if they're if they can't get out of it, they just go, "Okay, yeah, let me give you a little bit of a pointer." And they start
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7:44 t i m rp skinny time. Link in the description below. There's this guy Craig Jones who's like the he's like the the star of jiu-jitsu. And he'll say if somebody taps him out who's like a lower belt, he'll just let them tap him out like 10 more times cuz then nobody would believe that [laughter] he actually tapped him out the first time. >> That's messed up. [laughter] >> That's hella messed up. >> Yeah, dude. It's hilarious. >> That's hilarious. >> I tapped out John 10 times. [laughter] >> I get tapped out all the time, bro. Happens. >> My white belt. Which what's who's who's like the most uh wild card careful boy? Like you're just like, "All right, I don't know how that's gonna happen." >> Ryan, he's the most suspicious because I've never seen him in any combat situation, you know? And I'm like, I bet cuz dude, dancers without a doubt, they're some of the best movers and it translates really well to martial arts,
8:35 guaranteed. >> Is it like body awareness like they understand? >> I haven't train anybody with that much body awareness like just from a different sport. Usually dancers like dancers do a really good job and they're athletic. They know how to move fast. They're like explosive. >> I also think his pain tolerance is probably insanely low. >> His skull. All he used to do is spin on top of my belly and I was like, "Is there going to be pain?" >> Yeah. Oh, I love it. [laughter] >> That's true. Cuz I've also never seen you in an intense situation. So like Steve, we've arm wrestled, right? So I kind of see like >> he's physical, bro. I can see what he would be like. Ryan is a mystery. >> No, I'm I I'm a passive guy, man. He's just like, [laughter] >> "Have you got into any combat sports just to ████ around and try >> combat sports?" No, I can't take ████ seriously. >> I think Ryan, for whatever reason, would be naturally good at boxing if you were to do boxing?
9:25 >> It's cuz he's Filipino. >> Maybe like years ago, man. I'm freaking chill. >> Okay, how about this? When you were a kid and you were like emulating WWF stuff, what was like your go-to move? >> Getting powerbombed. [laughter] >> You like getting power bombed? >> But I never powerbombed anybody. >> He's like, "Oower bomb me." The first concussion I ever had was my friend in high school power buying me in the bathroom and then I I woke up like >> your head hitting the floor. The back of your head hitting the floor. >> I woke up and all everyone was standing around me going, "Whoa, >> maybe you're professional can cannon fodder." Then it's like then Ryan is actually the kamicazi [laughter] cuz he's like, "Yo, ████ me up, Nick." >> Yeah. No, I have no like experience with any of that. >> Me and Mike still call your breaking style sacrificial style. >> Yeah, that's the only thing is I have a high pain tolerance. That's why >> maybe you could just throw yourself at him and see what happens.
10:15 >> When Ryan runs at me, I get scared. >> That's just me though. >> Bark can be the the holder. >> So it's like Ryan's [laughter] a distractor. >> Cuz it'll take it'll take me a while to if this dude is like really tight >> and I'm if if we're in no ghee, I'll slip right out cuz I'm a dolphin. Honestly, I'm a dolphin. When I get a little >> like sweaty, I I'm a slip and slide, brother. >> And then I I'll hold the legs. Bart hold the top and then >> you're a water polo ball. blow to his stomach. >> Yeah. >> With a ████ >> final blow. [laughter] >> I I wouldn't want to get hit clean by Bart, >> Anthony, or Steve. For sure. I wouldn't want to get hit. Actually, none of you guys want to get hit clean by >> Steve's length. I feel like if if he threw it at the end, there's going to be so much pop. >> He doesn't need to be accurate because of how long it is. It'll be like boom. And just the weight of his arm. Boom. >> He's a big ████ boy, dude.
11:05 >> That's why I got to take him out. >> He's Hulk smash. If you had to go through the gauntlet of us and you could choose the order, what would be your order? >> I'd get the big guys out first. >> Oh, >> I would get Steve out first. >> So, Steve's first, >> but that that might be a detriment cuz I might be tired by the time I get to ████ Ryan or Joe, you know? >> Okay. Who's second? So, Bart, >> probably Bart. I would literally go you and then Joe and then Ryan at towards the end. That's how I would do it in no particular order. >> You don't know what Ryan's going to do. >> Yeah. Well, yeah, you're right. But like with no other like reasoning behind it actually. It's just >> it's just like this. It'll go like that. Steve, right? Steve Bart. Yeah. This way. >> ████ surprisingly be you get to me and I just he >> That's what I'm saying. Dance like you'll probably be you would I'll roll with you, right? And sometimes you just instinctually do things that
11:56 I'm like this guy has no idea but he just did a move right now. And I think that's the thing with dancers, like they'll kind of find a way to to make it work. >> At his first drop in at hybrid jiu-jitsu, we were learning arm bars that day and then uh we're in my mind I'm like, "Okay, I've already been doing this for like 3 months or 6 months. I I'm I'm trying to help Anthony go through, right?" And he goes, >> "No, I think you're supposed to put your leg over here or whatever." And I was like, >> "What?" >> The choreography >> coach comes and and corrects us. I'm like, >> "Dude, this guy is way more body intelligent than [laughter] >> sometimes." Sometimes I'm like, "Bart, did you listen to what I said?" >> I tried. Okay. >> Were you listening to the technique dancer? [laughter] >> Yeah. I think I think we forget that how much raw like full-on scrapping experience Joe has. [laughter] >> Yeah. Like ineffective. >> No, that's true. >> Joe also doesn't really get tired.
12:46 >> Baff got a gas tank. >> Yeah. >> So, >> you might need to >> You might have to burp from the front. >> You might need to get him first then because >> when you're gas and he has a full tank, you might get worn out. >> Yeah. I think Steve calls it ████ strength. >> There's something to it. And unpredictableness is actually a very important factor for fighting. >> Like if I if I can't if I don't know what the ████ this guy's going to do, that's a problem. >> Might bite you. >> Yeah, cuz he's >> Yeah. >> He might do that Japanese thing up your butt. >> Kcho, baby. >> Yeah, you'll get me with that. You get with that. The final blow. Koncho. >> But we've already fought before. He already knows how I fight. He already could ████ me up so many times. I just can't imagine being able to do one thing to him. I can't imagine like you can just have your way with me basically. >> Oh, it's hard >> cuz I've seen him take on bigger dudes kickboxing and destroy their confidence.
13:37 He didn't just beat them. >> You saw this guy coming in like man this is fun >> and they're good too. >> Yeah, that's why I'm like I can't imagine like especially with how much you train. >> Not anymore, dude. >> Not anymore. [laughter] >> My hands are kind of whack right now. >> How how you would beat me in your life. >> My hands are still better than all of us. The way that you would like destroy me in real life is is very relative to like me against you in soul caliber like that. [laughter] >> It's like where I'm I'm not even looking at the screen >> and sometimes some but sometimes I get one win though. Sometimes I get one win. So, you know, you never know >> honestly. >> Well, that's how I would get the win. You'd have to go easy on push me OUT OF BOUNDS. OH NO. I DIDN'T KNOW that was a thing. >> Cuz when he's when he's watching us move, >> it's literally him watching like slow motion Neo style. >> That's what I mean. There's nothing like a guy like making punches coming. He could probably be like, "Okay, just last second." I just like
14:27 >> That's why I got to get my concealed carry [laughter] >> guns. >> It's my only chance on Nick. [laughter] >> Can't fight, but I got guns. >> The next video, Nick versus us in dance battles in the order he chooses. >> Oh, dude, I'll smoke. Honestly, I would smoke you guys in a dance battle. I would ████ smoke you guys. Bad I'm confident.
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