0:00 [Music] all right this one's a real serious one so try not to laugh don't you can't start with that why not all i want to do is laugh now well well good luck laughing at this good luck man there was an arizona elementary school fundraiser right that's funny actually that is kind of funny raising funds good luck kids so they're um they're doing a fundraiser event they hired a dj and then uh the these diversity activists that were at the fundraiser filed a complaint why was there a diversity activist at a children's fundraiser because you got to have them every time you do anything they're going to be there so like there's so there's like there's there's kids like picking out there like there's ████ third graders like well these are i think they're adults that work like they're part of the pta yeah but the imagery of a third grader
0:52 being a diversity activist is much better yeah with a little science changing the change article elementary school in vietnam here here's the uh here's the thing i don't like it i like it now here's the real story because it's i've made fun of enough i'm going to get canceled now yeah so the dj for the event was uh accused of performing in blackface what wait what why is he so that's why the diversity people showed up that's why they filed the complaint they're like what the ████ is happening here why would this dj be blackface we have to find reasons why he would do this would he like ████ dude because it wasn't it was like techno but they all they wanted me to do hip-hop so i got to play my part and then they went full-on blackface
1:42 that might make sense the event was a 70s scene and so this guy like the dj guy like got into his his like caution and stuff here i'll show you guys oh did you have an afro of course this guy like got accused for wait he looks wait what that's him what's his ethnicity he's not black he is black wait what shut up so white people accused a black guy for black facing not only that it was a white lady and a black dude accused him of throwing egg in blackface but he's just a black dude so what was his response cause i was like that makeup was ████ good yeah like i was like that's really good that might be the best black face i've ever seen because i'm like that's acceptable black face if it's that good dude that's top tier that's s tier
2:32 ████ black face hollywood can't even do that ████ so this guy his name's dj kim coco hunter he's 56 and he said he was shocked to find out about accusations he looks like he's like 32. yeah the guy's young as ████ wow he's 50. so the second thing is this fundraiser was like highly successful they raised more than 300k for the event it looks like a funnel you should be accused for young face [Laughter] jailbaiting he's jailbaiting yeah you're jailbaiting dude yeah so these uh these two people they filed complaints and then uh even better what happened is after these two uh activists filed complaints and they were uh hit with a response that no that dude was actually just a black guy um they call that racist no the guy said he said he doubled down on his
3:22 accusation by saying well um i think a black guy in blackface is also a different conversation we should have no way but what he's an activist he thinks that dj pretty sure the way he said it it formed into a question like i'm pretty sure a black guy in blackface he didn't even believe himself the dude who accused him is also black and he's accusing the dj guy of making himself even darker because he used to be light-skinned and now he's trying to be like me it's i mean look at so like check this out these are the two that that are accusing them are they like that's him like well what he's already played yeah i'm like that's the dj that's the dj
4:12 that's the guy that's like you're doing blackface yeah these are the accusers he's just laughing is he like i can't believe this is happening you know what's cool he's taking it with so much grace like they interviewed him on the news and they're like what do you think of them like saying this stuff and all he kept saying was like i honestly can't speak for them because i have no idea like why they would say that he's like really really cool because this dude's like he's like a comedian active he's like a like an all-around like dope dude and so it's a stupid pointless activist group that's accusing another activist that's loved by the community exactly that's hilarious and this just because this guy was decked out in 70s with afro and roller skates bell bottoms and he was having a great time and then all of a sudden he's like wait i'm accused of what that is is one of the best stories i've ever heard this kind of reminds me of when me and joe used to do shows backfires yeah when we me and joyce do
5:03 shows as the uncles right and then we like we we were doing it in accents and stuff and then the asian activists would like how can it be perpetuating these stereotypes you do the things that we're trying to do away with and then we're like because we're talking like afterward of the show you know what don't you think that when we embrace these stereotypes and we make people enjoy and we love it that we're actually like empowering the community and they're like and every side that me you know i'm like they just couldn't wait to like fear ████ and then like just have their own insecurities i think for them they almost want to like just completely bleach that when asians come here their english is perfect and they've assimilated but there's a huge culture in the middle that i think is super beautiful where you're figuring ████ out right you can embrace those things too and it's ████ hilarious it's hilarious it's dope but then you laugh at it but for them they were just so like get that out
5:53 of here i already came here and i already went to uc berkeley just out of nowhere you know oh yeah i don't know where yeah i don't know i just ████ 4.0 just kidding it's so weird because it's almost like they want validation and approval from uh mainstream america so bad that they want to deny the fact that this like gray area exists with us like the whole great parents the whole like things that they're embarrassed about like i'm i'm openly like laughing about because it's like it's real like it's the most colorful story yeah it's fun yeah like it's a reason why we're here too and like doing what we're doing too like because of them coming here yeah a movie about a like six generation asian dude that's
6:43 boring as ████ nobody wants to watch that yeah cause that gray area is fleeting like it's gone after yeah you know that's so true and we're not gonna ████ unless we act like that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you gotta keep the accents alive even though it's not real your kids are okay i thought you were born here keeping tradition alive maybe that's what people say when they wanted aquafina to sound more asian like man you ████ trying to copy black people and ████ what did they expect her to i know i'm the aqua guy i hate that argument that that one was really messed up because it's like either sound like this or nothing at all pick one lived in queens like most of her life what do you want from her we had the same uh question when we were doing a show at stanford and we were talking we did a q a portion and this
7:33 girl was like hey um how come your friend david so pretends like he's black and i'm like well what are you talking about i you know like if you grew up in long beach or like if you grew up in different areas in america in a neighborhood isn't white that's where you learn english it just so happens that you know david's family owned the black beauty supply store so all the english he was hearing was from black women so it's like obviously so he sounds like a black woman yeah yeah sassy sassy davis he's always like scratching it he's scratching his head with his palm but i'm like isn't that natural like isn't that how humans let's just learn language like yeah i changed the way i speak too because uh just you know going to different like play like moving
8:24 around and then going to college and ████ like that like oh my english changes right but then i didn't always speak this way like because you know i ████ lived somewhere else and you used to have accents when you were younger you have access is that you were [Laughter] yeah sometimes when i hear questions like that too i was like oh this is the dave is racist that's a good answer and then they're just like because they want to have a stupid fight for no reason they're like yeah just sit back down you just nip it in the butt yeah like yeah shut up dude it sucks too because there's also like a david sucks there's a point where it also becomes part of survival i think like i sounded mexican because all my friends are mexican and if i sounded
9:15 like too like white it sounds like i'm better than them kind of a thing and it's almost offensive to them like if i'm like hey can i borrow your super nintendo game you know like ████ did you say i talk to them like that people use certain lingo and people like kind of ████ on it like what does that mean well yeah you just get you you just get used to that ████ yeah you just get used to it after we came back from australia right like when people were like oh how's melbourne like i don't want to be the ████ face that's like actually actually it's melbourne okay when i was in melbourne and it's like americans don't ████ pronounce it like that they say melbourne so it's like just ████ save the way that whoever you're talking to so you don't have to be like actually you know i'm the cultured one i just got back so let's say los angeles you know you know what's also confusing is that like when
10:06 when you see like the like those angry activists are like no you sound black you're not allowed to do that but then on the other side white people are like learn language like you should talk like us you know like wait what yeah i just want to be right here like i'm wrong the folk side so it's kind of funny that like that like in popular media it looks like white people want you to sound white if you live in america it's like that's confusing too they're the ones that yell at you so what do you want to buy yeah thank you jesus christ it's funny because my my original white and a lot of original white don't understand white she was like it's the weirdest thing she goes i go into starbucks or like i go make these orders she goes it's all the minorities that can understand my british english yeah but white people in
10:56 america have a hard time getting it and i'm like yeah that's interesting she ordered black coffee the other day and the guy was like huh what and then they didn't even register it because black coffee black come get a smidge in a black coffee get out of here you didn't say she used all those turks [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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