0:00 [Music] so actually i know what you guys are thinking i like starting that okay and you guys are thinking that ████ can't they're not they don't even want to be storm chasers but actually you ████ idiots and sexists they they do storms well you at you're actually actually wrong about me because i don't even think that people could chase storms in the first place any people they do you frown up you frown upon it you think they shouldn't do it but there were women in this in the storm chasing unit in twister weren't there yeah barely what's her name wait people actually go to representation they go towards the storm yeah they drive towards the storm they like seeing tornadoes on their instagram feed you get some it gets them wet people don't know we're trying to break this stereotype
0:50 yeah the stigma is too much natalie portman chased the storm in thor oh so there you go yeah see that's where it started it's being depicted in media you think she was the one who inspired a lot of people i think i think twister started it if i'm gonna be it did start it with helen hunt helen hunt that's what it is hell and how one hunt just started for the cows that's for sure yeah yeah but you know according to this msn article male chasers have historically grabbed much of the spotlight okay so when a viral tornado video pops up on the evening news and social media it's not just stupid men out there who are trying to film tornadoes stupid women [Applause] traditionally dumb guy things there's examples of women doing it they
1:40 have another traditionally dumb guy i got one what the ████ russian slap competitions there's chicks in there there's women doing it and they'd be slapping the ████ out of each other i want to see a woman slap another woman so hard that her teeth flies out yep that'll happen i think it'll happen right yeah i want to see a female monk getting hit in the nuts with the ████ stickles yeah that's training yeah female getting hit in the nuts huh guys so i'm gonna show you guys a video okay and you guys can tell me if you guys think it's a guy in the video or if you guys think that it's a girl i could tell when a girl filmed something jokes on you steve i don't conform to those gender norms know we'll find out all right it's never as good no audio that's a chick oh ████
2:30 damn ████ tornado whoa that's a car that's a truck oh it got right back on dude it got right back on the wheels and ████ holy ████ and it's kept driving oh it just drives on it's driving all like nothing happened my wow that was tight it's fast and furious you think to yourself that does look like chick driving but i do think that it was more like a guy behavior to drive through the storm so here's what here's where there was a giveaway right this is the giveaway right here what is it it's a trick driving now you know oh my god yeah now you know that was her father he she she passed away what yeah that's uh she passed away in the driver's seat he's smiling then when it cut to him
3:21 so no but this is all about raising awareness because chicks do dumb ████ too and everybody thinks that it's just it's not it's just dudes out there who are like getting a huge ████ camera and they're lopsiding part of their truck because it's such a big camera and they got a jib arm on it and they're like stretching out like 15 feet out past the truck that's also chicks who do that too right and just chicks when you see those trucks getting fully reversed pulled into a ████ tornado you know it's not just dudes it's actually chicks it's not a chick that sucks at driving and got lost into the center of the store there is a venn diagram here so there is some of that crossover for sure no bart it was intentional she was a scientist well sometimes we got to deduce these sometimes lost women become storm chasers but they don't really know it yet oh my god until mid mid storm because i've seen chicks accidentally become astronauts too they just oh how's the house they kind of like just somehow get into
4:11 like good schools and then like become like pilots of fighter planes and then i think probably because they're really hot then they get promoted to astronaut oh that makes sense that's true because if i was an astronaut and i'm like damn do i really want to be with nick in this space shuttle for like the next ████ year you want to spend two years with this guy all right i'd rather ████ pick a hot girl yeah i think you're absolutely right i mean he's so boring i'd rather watch like dupont paint just ████ dry them on the walls who exactly is stopping women from being storm chasers it's not really a job that there's like a storm dude it's a ████ this it's the storm dude they're so ████ up the storm is sexist hell yeah it's a sexist storm that's the ████ storm store marking dude isn't that like an independent market like there's not you don't have to get hired and recruited not like a storm-chasing recruitment officer little girl so
5:02 here's the thing are little girls watching twister no they're not that's true that's true when you watch those movies such a sexist movie that's what we need to start we need to start with a female representation in storm chaser movies that's exactly right that's where it starts yeah like how angelina jolie did tomb raider and then suddenly i started paying attention to tombs yeah yeah you're really into i was in the fantasy what did she hunt in the first place like what is her she's tomb raider artists are in the she's like indiana with jones but it's indiana bones oh yeah it's totally a new one she screws my duck and she needs two pistols with her at all i don't really know because i was just looking at her tits the whole time yeah that's what happened to me did she say anything in that movie nope when i played the game i like to put her in crosstalk accident i don't even know where tomb raider came out in theaters that was the first time i had sex in a theater while the movie was playing oh yeah angelina jolie i was looking at it i was looking at angelina jolie at the
5:53 same time were you were you imagining her while your dick was inside yeah it was imagine lena jolie how are you how are you ████ her how are you giving it to her pretty good um it was more like she was just sitting and doing her reverse congratulations so she could watch the movie it's a low contribution to this oh that was me in x-men 2 x-men united i never had sex in the theater guys were you conflicted because you wanted to watch the movie but you had to have already seen it which x-men did you choose to focus your attention to i couldn't do this with my favorite dude unfortunately [Laughter] juggernaut unfortunately it was actually the part of the movie where wolverine's like ████ slaying everybody in the mansion i'm not kidding it sounds like so it's bob stryker you focus on bob well the boss so all that's going on but like wolverine's like ████ literally stabbing all these dudes and this chick's riding me and i'm like this is something dude you're coming yeah i was blowing bricks in there dude
6:44 that was the second movie i did that on the first one was chicken run run how old were you sadly yes 16. why'd you go to chicken run i just have no idea why because he couldn't get into a raided army yeah he could get it to jiggle all the way i don't know how many kids were in that theater dude oh ████ think about well i technically i'm a kid oh yeah 16. when i was going like when i was going like second third base during half past dead which is a steven small movie like the last one they had in tears what a mad movie to watch while you're getting thank you there was nobody else in the theater though because you know unfortunately that was why stephen's goal no longer is in theaters anymore because nobody ████ went to that movie but i did multiple times with my girlfriend at the time oh that must be why i chose chicken around then because no one was watching nobody watched yeah nobody was watching that was it that one movie theater on atlantic that cost a dollar it's only rerun
7:36 the movies come like three months later yeah and no there was one by the black angus behind the other movie theater in alhambra that's gone was that one holy ████ that was like the matinee one that's why everybody has sex at yep yeah i wish i had a story to contribute to this it's okay it's not too late i'm ████ moving i've only got a history of hand job yeah you never had a handy in a movie theater either hickey in a hand job that's all hey did you ever get it handy during the haunted mansion ride at disney no that's that's the hot spot do you remember that ride's a hot spot do you remember the dinosaur ride at knotts do you remember that it was kind of like the honda matching ride but it was just all dinosaurs that sounds really familiar and that was notorious for people having sex and they would stop the ride and then they would make an announcement stop stop stop they do that at hannah manchin a lot they
8:36 [Laughter] oh he's not talking to us we're reverse calgary recorded they're pre-recorded oh god yeah somebody like a dj just pressing the right buttons at the right time it's 69 but reverse cowgirl button stop blowjobbing so do you guys suppose a lot about women about what they can do and what they cannot all the time i have my own biases i need to get rid of yeah what are some biases you have about women inequality and twister though tawny dude it's a big thing twist her you know i haven't seen um that many um crab fishermen that are women why that's true because they try to get rid of crabs that's why no it's because there's no movies because there's no women want to get rid of them one deadly catch men are fighting for them who's doing the ████ car what about ice road truckers if we showed
9:26 little girls videos of of girls doing ice road truckers or a movie with a chick who's like a ice road trucker then yeah then girl more girls would do it yeah that's the key it's a media thing the more we put this the depiction there's not enough role models thank you not enough role models yeah we need to have more um women in positions of power that they can look up to that's right for example clowns why is it always a man why is it always a guy who likes killing people touches kids and weird ████ dudes yeah that's true we need a female clown that touches kids why not ronaldo mcdonald ronaldo it's because of the name i think the fans are female priests there's a ring huh mix it up a little bit like a
10:17 nun no a female priest female priest is that like a priest like a nun yeah but instead of calling them the like uh father the mother they call her mother and then maybe maybe less maybe less molestations will happen that's true to all the altar boys you know i know so less complaints just remember the next next time you're watching footage of a tornado that was done by a person who is called a storm chaser they hunt tornadoes and is probably sold to a media outlet um by a man but that could have been a woman too and just remember that and don't suppose too much thank you in the catholic church is there any position that the women can get higher than the preacher hell no it's catholic dude yeah no there shouldn't be a female so the glass the ceiling is much lower for women in the catholic church of course the woman could be up the popa
11:08 but she can't be the pope she can become a nun aka nothing else after oh man [Music] you
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