0:00 [Music] so recently there was a member of parliament in the uk who had uh been caught watching pornography in a meeting you mean like they're in a serious meeting and he's just like watching some porn yeah just like right now as if as if i was steve and i was just watching pornography i do like getting a guest there and playing hardcore just chicks getting banged and then just asking them questions it's it's just funny because it's true yeah that is true oh my gosh um but stevie weeby doing that huh good stuff too that's where he pulls up good stuff one thing is this guy you know who it got caught um has now comes out uh he comes out and he claims that he was
0:50 trying to be he was trying to look at tractors because this was a while back right no this just happened it's like he got caught with his mom it's like what are you looking at he's like i was trying to find tractors at what point was your fingers probably because it was farm porn you know what i mean like there's probably like a haystack and they're getting bone on a tractor oh i was looking for tractors that's why i love the rationale 2000's genre i don't see barn porn anymore you know the timeline dude like a historian like there's a renaissance era of like porn are we in now right now it's the brother ████ it's the 2d it's the world of 2d and i think we even passed that man i
1:41 think it's all just yeah like uh what do you call it the the um when you when you're when you're like the first person action i think we're in the try not to come around pov pov i mean where we've been in p.o.v vr yeah pov step sister brother i dare you not to come maybe jack off instructions joi yeah i don't know i think that bart should do one of those which ones joi hasn't he done it like a fitness version yeah that'd be good what's a j.o.i jerk off instruction bart you should find out on video yeah like a drill sergeant you should do that here we're announcing right now bart's going to do a joi it's going to be 25 a month to sign up no refunds i'm down and you can't sue us satisfaction guaranteed though so this conservative mp who has resigned
2:32 after he was seen watching pornography in the house of commons has said he was in fact attempting to watch something about tractors his name is neil parish uh he claims he found himself on the porn website accidentally in the first case because it was in his cookies but then went back on a second occasion while in parliament which he described as his biggest crime and a moment of madness because he went back to the same page so he went back to see it again that was a really good porno what he got called dude that was too good so like so i guess he was like watching or trying to look up some tractor ████ right and and somehow like link to some other porn stuff so he watched it and then he tried to get rid of it and then he like went back to it and then he got caught the thrill got him dude so he got caught on the second time i believe it's not that he got caught and then was like oh no no no you're yeah my bad and then goes back right so
3:24 he planned to get caught yeah the quote the situation was that funnily enough it was tractors i was looking at i did get into another website that had a very similar name and i watched it for a bit which i shouldn't have done but my crime biggest crime is that on another occasion i went in a second time that was the sitting that was sitting waiting to vote on the side of the chamber so that second time you got caught um that's i wonder what the name was if it sounds like tractor oh then let's figure it out guys the name is right here it's called dominator oh come on so he was looking up a tractor apparently named dominator is there one called the dominator because i was looking i was looking up there i was looking up um what is it called uh black chainsaw and incognito black chainsaw i was wondering if they made like all black dude and then it had a name for it why
4:15 all black chainsaw like i don't know i just get a yellow one like everybody else i thought i don't know how to use it i just thought it would look cool you just were googling because you thought of black jeans that's worse than that guy honestly this is one of those like red flags that are like bing yeah why are you looking at black chase yeah why not like a lime juice dream try to cut red [Laughter] like where no one knows what you have in your hands did you schedule this time with yourself random thoughts for 15 minutes oh it's called a dominator it's a harvester so it's actually a thing what is that but he did watch see it's a heart it's for a harvest and look it's lime green dominator there you go okay you were you were looking this up no no you told me to look it up you said dominator oh i thought you were talking about the black chainsaw i was looking let me see the black chainsaw dominator we want to see what you're
5:06 well hold on i we did ask to see that first yeah i wanted to see if there was a real dominated traffic dominator while he's looking up this 65 year old uh mp admitted that what he did was it's called the black max the black max that's what you would call that's basically dan that's pretty cool right there's some white in there if you turn your phone upside down it definitely looks like a penis it looks like a black dick right there that's pretty cool it's got a jagged dick i don't know i just thought it'd be cool to have one hero head igloo cooler in the garage and in las vegas it's so hot it's gonna attract so much heat you gotta do like oh yeah yeah wow you should have got a yellow one rich guys who are bored do ████ weird things i wasn't gonna buy it i know that's even worse it's even worse
5:57 i just wanna know if it existed because it's gonna make me happy so you're saying you're bored no you know how sometimes you're like you know what be cool and then you look at it and it exists in the world and you're like no you got to buy it and you're just satisfied you're satisfied your thought process sometimes like just make me wonder what do you mean we're hypocrites guys we haven't even bought the dark knight yet see nobody has the balls to buy the darts i'm afraid that i'll like it too much i'll abandon nikki's ████ forever yeah what is the dark knight look it up oh no definitely not doing that you have to look up on your phone and you can't use a vpn you cannot [Laughter] don't cheat don't cheat don't cheat i'm going to do it i'm like the batman i'm getting i'm getting the dog what does it cause i figure i think it's going to roll with somebody editor can you cut to joe saying oh i'm getting the dark knight and then black fade to black and then we never saw joe again
6:51 there's just an empty seat for the rest of the videos just for a new fans who happen to be here because our subscriber count keeps on going up obviously suction device it's i think it's more than that it's like three-dimensional suction you know what i mean it's too much for one man that's not the black that's not the dark knight guys this is just the main core part of it you guys haven't done the research yet version 3.0 no no no see the suction cup right there it goes up and down that's gonna so the suction wrangle it goes it goes like this up and down it goes like this and it goes like this so the motion is this and this at the same time it looks like it does this at the same time yeah there's so much power in this thing that the next indiana jones movie is about him finding this that's how ████ crazy it's one of the most powerful things i've ever it's only 70 bucks joe oh that's it people are
7:42 viewing this item right now raiders are the dark knight [Laughter] meanwhile now i got a ████ i don't have an address to ship it to for the last several months now you gotta address i know now i could send it to myself just send it here i'm trying to close this i don't understand that that's the first package you've ever ordered for your new place that's the dark knight right when you meet the postal guy uh here's your weird ass package thanks for moving in but he's proud because he bought it with ust yeah all the come out at once looks like it swallows it yeah and it also looks like it shoots it everywhere too yeah it's gonna make a mess dude you better like grab a hold of it don't you dare spit it out a fire hose i'm telling you there's just too much power there sometimes i think
8:32 clintus would say the best a man's got to know his own limitations i draw the line right there yeah no i can't i'll take it for the team clint eastwood also said you mongs are all right hey clint eastwood also said um what did he say do you guys remember this have you guys seen this ████ up clip actually no no is it in gran torino he says old enough for kisses what i'm talking about no okay hold up hold up yes yeah yeah yeah old enough for kisses didn't he do his last movie did he like uh that he directed and wrote wasn't it like a threesome scene in there yeah i think so it was like the mule with the hooker yeah with some hookers it's pretty good did you say a mule no it's called the mule he didn't have sex with the fuel two people he was the mule okay just play the scene i'm not going to say anything just please i'm trying to get the highest quality which is nice is it old yeah yeah i mean 360. oh wait
9:24 you got up brightness there bud up the brightness brightness talking about what's up with your eyes man you can see that ████ trying to save battery dude judging me everybody calls me amy i'm corporal john mcburney but everybody calls me b [Music] how old are you [Music] why why why was this why did you make us watch this he's talking about he he brought up the ████ up ████ eastwood ████ that was a lighthearted part of the gran torino
10:14 and then i dunked on it i'm telling you dude what is the context and that that movie is exists now still it still exists wait what what's going on it's army fatigue i remember what it's called why is he an army fatigue why is he making out with a 13 year old i guess the point that i'm trying to make if you guys will let me okay sorry is that hollywood used to make wholesome family films now it's gone to hell they're making degradation they're ruining the culture they used to make great filmography it's is so ████ weird oh my god i hope there was a stunt kid for that part no it did it right there the beguiled is a 1971 american southern gothic film starring clint eastwood and geraldine
11:04 paige jesus that was gonna be ████ up dude by the way i kind of made my stomach hurt oh i know my nurse correct it right yo she said it could be the sour cream but you know he just said if there's a stun a stun kid that switches and it's a boy that's not funny why am i laughing 18 year old boy no it's the same age this video is immediately going to patreon though oh ████
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