0:00 [Music] hey so sharks off the Brazil Coast have tested positive for cocaine who big deal right now everybody Coke gets dumped into the water that's the new movie bro I thought they were just addicted what and they're just what jumping on land and paying for it one of the funniest questions is like how how did they get tested yeah people were always like are these sharks going in for job interviews cuz of DEA dude marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharp no sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro and found they tested for high levels of cocaine in their muscles and livers when they were on job interviews oh muscles too so they were probably acting all weird and they're like let's take these guys in they're like why are these sharks starting to scratch so much they're
0:50 swimming fast yeah concentrations were as much as 100 times higher than previously reported from other Jack so they're they're smuggling drugs with sharks that are just like going around or they're just losing drop packages probably oh wow I thought there was just so many party beach goers that they dropped their Coke in the ████ ocean that could be AO and then the Sharks just keep getting high Brazil Brazil experts believe the cocaine is making its way into the waters via illegal Labs where the drug is manufactured or through excrement of drug users wow what well like they're taking s████ out there no way he going to get diluted immediately is that a thing with uh like cokeheads like people that do a bunch of Coke they like just poop a lot like it's in your poop it's probably in your poop I would imagine if you did a bunch of coke you probably wouldn't poop that much I don't think you have time yeah you're just too busy
1:40 making business PL you're like not eating too busy trading stocks in Wall Street Watching Wolf of Wall Street the whole time and using money sorting machines packs of cocaine lost or dumped by traffickers at Sea could also be a source though this is less likely researchers say why how do they know like they're ditching it cuz the Coast Guard or some ████ I guess h well they always lose a little bit when they do those water drops right IID assume so like you drop like 100 in the sea you're losing like three or four expain a water drop when they um they'll like wrap it in plastic and then when they traffic it they'll drop it out of a plane and then a boat has to go pick it up they're using old Russian submarines for it like Berry seal type ████ yeah put like a little GPS tractor on the container and then it shows up on your end oh it's over there oh I wanted to be a coke dealer but then I didn't like how
2:30 it ruined communities so I stuck with weed yeah ruined the weed Community I never seen anybody get ruin themselves on Weed really you haven't seen anybody on it really I mean the worst you could be is a hippie or like a guy who plays Final Fantasy all day that's true I'll do that without weed yeah yeah you don't need weed for that it's like oh you became a Barefoot stinky person yeah that's not too bad huh yeah like what but a cad oh oh man they just they steal they break in the house yeah come on but it's so fun right right Steve what Coke just doing it off of ████ titties I would I need to I need to try one time I've never done it off of somebody's titties he done off a dick though or rard
3:22 boner that's nice you go from here and then you get to smell the tip at the end oh you're going from the base you're starting I like to start that's a big long one right there yeah start from the base and then sniff all the way to the tip yep around the room what how would you guys do it how would you do it off a dick I probably do a TI or tip to base I'll probably do a coil I like doing it a coil and then go from head to base you like when it's like basically like a churro where you have to get all of it off oh no I want it to like it gets dipped the image of a vein so you go down the line of the vein spray bottle guys are gross what about you what would I do yeah bass of course bass is the least gay part of the dick the tip is by the gayest part well
4:12 yeah that's true because the bass doesn't vary by person to person very much that's true but then like is a Bas cuz if you cover the tip if you cover the tip it's like blocking someone's eyes you don't really know who they are anymore yeah but but the tip is like I mean when you look at it's like looking at different mushroom types it's too personalized to custo you have to make a but that's where all the sensation is that's where they're going to get the most pleasure from you you stay away from there it's not as gay yeah you're not making you don't have to register but the base is often involved with deep throating as well oh God how come guys don't tell the chicks like just the Bas then just well exactly that's a really funny negotiation fine not the tip all the way in but no tip at all only base just base just a Bas only base baby how does that even work have you ever hey real real real question real question have you
5:03 ever actually said come on just the tip never I don't think I have ever never I wish I can now I do too I wish I did none of you guys have ever tried that negotiation I wish I did I'm not as cool as you think I am yeah as cool I can't say it without us like laughing a little bit isn't it we used to say the Japanese one is sake sake what isn't that no I never heard of that Sak screw joke we would always say sake cuz someone told us that means j a tip in Japanese oh HW said that somebody did for but yeah sake sake chake no maybe as a joke I think just to be funny cuz I've always wondered if someone actually said that as a I think it's like the same guy it's like the guys who go on the beach and they say like FBI female body inspector with the shirt on but that's not ironic I think
5:54 those guys say you've done you've done not ironic oh wait but you've done soaking right I that's pretty adjacent to just when you're it's it's but I wasn't saying smooth ████ like that right yeah yeah yeah how did you propose like hey let's so how did you say let's so it sort of just happened it was like cuz it was like she she's like I want to stay virgin on ████ I'm like well I want to get it in ████ open them up so you did the Mormon style and yeah I did the Mormon style like just kind of like you know and then you had your buddy just kick the bed yeah I know what you're saying now it's ████ actually hilarious why what is it saki D what's that what you're trying to say Sak oh it's the correct thing is Sak D Sak saki the top I Sak he said saki noi
6:44 oh oh that's what that is cuz I thought it was Sak chuak Sak chak what does that mean doesn't mean anything but it sounds funny that's why I was like wait who the ████ what does that mean I don't know you know what's funny about soaking too is like it really doesn't stop you for very long like we ended up having sex at X-Men cuz you can't resist three months later yeah what is what's there like is it just a sin or is there like a punishment to that I don't know it's just a guilty Catholic ████ yeah think exactly you think you're not doing something that you're really doing yeah but if girl is just like oh ████ I actually did Commit This sin before marriage or whatever it's like are you like him and they just deny that it ever happened yeah that's what I yeah I just told her it never happen you're fine no big deal dude I'm cold blooded let's go see X-Men you're for sure from the base for sure from I told you I'm not as cool as you think just the base is so
7:37 funny just balls deep please just balls deep this doing spirals around it just to the balls just to just the tip was uh me and my chick were like oh we're going to wait till we're married or whatever this in high school and all right cool we're going to hold that whatever and then one day she was like I think I'm ready oh dude I'm ready too yeah me too I was just thinking that what a coincidence and then um oh really me too and she's like do you have any condoms and I'm like you know like you don't really have condoms if not if you're not doing it I'm like ████ so I went downstairs and I was like I came back up with a sheet of sanra like what if I just use this solutions guy and so that that was kind of my version of just a tip she was like hell no and I was like no so I end up getting it almost worked that's how you know you're with she said if she was down that's not a so I ████ pulled up
8:29 like a bull with a clean ████ red C he ran up the stairs all excited and got what about this a ████ it's hold on give me a sec let me and you have to keep that ████ undone too so he walked up one wrinkle the thing's ruined he brings the whole thing up there leaves it up there mom's like why is the Saran rra upstairs I ended up jumping on my bike and I rode to you remember that little liquor store next to my dad's house yeah and then riding to the liquor store I was able to buy one of those like single serving condoms smart single serving you know it's like one please one thing in the thing yeah no it's like three in one pack maybe that was like three and then the Indian guy is hella judging you yeah he's like you're getting the ████ back then they had him it looked like a Aladdin coin have you seen those oh yeah yeah it looked like a like a poker chip chocolate coin or something yeah yeah
9:20 yeah back in the day yeah those are the single ones that I saw that was my version oh please just a please let's just try the San WP just for one second that was kind of hot right the way begging yeah real hot dude real hot like can you do that thing again yeah can you beg where you're just uh you're working up to it because same thing the girl's not trying to just be a ████ right away so then you start doing things like dry humping and stuff and then when it kind of like in I'm talking about but then even though it doesn't work that time maybe the next session it might get a little bit fire you know what I mean and then by the time it's over it's over it's over it's over just ████ everywhere you know what's an interesting right of Mage that most guys go through is the first time you hook up with a girl that is more sexual than you oh yeah AKA your first Vietnamese girl
10:10 that's always craziest was I'm saying I'm that's statistics she was got to tap out is crazy oh that was like a rude awakening for me the first vet girl I was dating cuz I we were we were having sex with with like raw dog in it and then I was like oh damn I I don't have a condom sorry and then she's like that's okay just there's other places to put it oh let's go let's go it's like guess what I will never marry you but this is going to be fun yeah guess what just the bass though just the base I was like I've been out matched
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