0:00 [Music] all right hey check this out we talked about two things today separately we're going to talk about them in the same ████ video today okay one we talked about snakes two we talked about cats now we're going to talk about snakes and cats because a 13t long python has been surviving in a trailer park for five months by eating cats by eating I heard we're in Florida wow I saw this we're in Oklahoma City South Oklahoma City Park I was going to say I know they naturally have pythons I don't think anyone does really Everglades people dump snakes yeah I think they dump them they have an infestation because it's guys who are like reptile dealers and they don't want to get like the rare ones from like U like overseas so they'll buy a bunch of
0:51 them so they just let dump them and then they breed in there so they could always go back in Everglades C them isn't that crazy no I don't know if any of them are native to America what do they are they Amazonian or south or South Asian yeah let's look this up pons are not from North America right no I don't think so what about anakan yeah what's the difference between a Python and an native to Africa Asia and Australia many python species have found their way to the United States thanks to their popularity in the pet trade ████ rep we reptile people wow Africa Asia and but apparently reptiles are big ████ money dude like really expensive I idea the difference between a Python and Anaconda anacondas are huge I think Python's too while python is a versatile programming language what the ████ is this dude I know in Florida there's so
1:41 many wild ones that they hire guys straight just to kill them the Anaconda is shorter thicker and heavier than the python but they are both Ambush predators that constrict their enemies there are other subtle differ other subtle differences anacondas are shorter and fatter they started a movie with JLo in Ice Cube yeah dude anacondas area they're that movie is wild it sounds like we're internet haters against Anon it's not that big everyone says they're so big not that big 20 ft is not even that that large it's not even that large there's buildings that are bigger why are you guys freaking out about it buildings that are what is the biggest snake anac Anaconda featuring JLo how come they said they're shorter than a python because people are ████ stupid Python's not as cool a movie name but pythons get pretty ████ big though too and what about B constrictor B
2:31 constrictor they're both constrictors eh is that a typ up python yeah I think that's a branch or snake it's a it's a brand just a it's a range of application Tye ofage they fell off H nobody does it's like Reebok I've seen a rattlesnake in real life yeah scary at the desert no I don't believe you I've seen tons a ton I where dude Steve doesn't believe you dude my school my school is like a probably like a 20 acre campus literally on the river in northern California they got rattlesnakes every Springtime dude we have like a school assembly and you have a meeting like you see a snake you do this every year ████ no bro dude my uncle kids kill him no one bit of little poor little girl and you'll just see them like going around not crazy like that but sometimes like some were like in the playground one was in there you go find like the you know management guy
3:22 and you know the the snake Handler yeah we literally had one guy yeah we had one guy at the school that knew what he was ████ doing and you'd ████ with it so I got Uncle with the ranch right and he like he's got like three ████ anres or whatever and there's a rattlesnake like an acre away from us rattling and my uncle being a badass has to get a ████ sniper rifle and ████ shoots a thing and it's like cool dude everyone's all the way ████ there yeah what you're a ████ Legend dude a 50 cow yeah set up like shoots it did you guys eat I'm glad he didn't come to my I'm glad he didn't come to my wedding ████ little ████ spotter laying next to him SP SC the sniper rifle is like right here and then the snake's like right there and he he's laying prone he's adjusting he has a ghilly suit on yeah he's a leite controller that's the
4:13 kind of white time kak affiliated with unfortunately you know apparently uh the cats like they're faster than snakes and there's videos of cats just ████ smacking that snake snake's face and whatever pry cool apparently not faster than python that's probably a big one though like uh ferrets and ████ right they fight they'll be fighting snakes like that like Mongoose Mong cat racco and the snake the cat has fast reflexes when they're like looking at each other ready to but then they got surprise attacked going to be moments where a cat's maybe just like a kitten or something like that not really thinking walking by why got make and then right when they bite they ████ coil and they're DZ both those s████ are scary cuz they're so quiet too too yeah I went to a cobra Farm in Thailand and when I
5:04 was there uh they had a mongoose and they had a massive fish tank and then they just threw a ████ Mongoose or the Cobra inside and immediately as soon as the Cobra came in that Mongoose just started grabbing its head and ripping it like shredding it like it was paper wow meanwhile there's a bunch of shirtless Asians around holding up ████ dollar bills hey he hey hey hey hey hey [Laughter] so it was like and the guy who B on the Cobra was like my life bro it was so fast I was the snake was get this ████ crazy ass out of here and then the snake you know charmer pulled that ████ out and it was so quick the way that the ████ immediately just came up to him and was just like I was like what the ████ they
5:54 fight with their fingers that M just climbs on top of the ropes up believe in yourself glass shatters and then a Ratt snake comes out and he has to fight that guy does the snake ever win snake comes out ████ knock speed on his ████ Spears does the snake ever win no yeah no shot maybe if the ████ was tired if you had to do like four fights that night rounds yeah beat up might be tired fatigue yeah that's usually why Mongoose I'm really scared of snakes bro I do not like them yeah really yeah I've like touched them and ████ and like I said there's Rattlers in front of us but they're creepy I mean you ever read the Bible you know them s████ aren't good you don't want like they ████ hold those giant yellow ones and stuff if y'all want like Hey we're all doing it like all right d I'm going to do that but I'm not going to pay $20 to put the
6:45 creepiest Critter on the planet on my should it does feel good though it feels nice and smooth I like it is the creepiest Critter one of them it does the kind of creep smooth titties I'd rather put titties on my head it's always either or that's puss this guy straight I know you're straight dude titties are soft soft you know what else is soft balls I'll put those on my wrist okay yuck it's the end of the day dude we're running out we're running empty bro dud yuck you think that happens at strip clubs where everyone like yeah girls and then the next one it's a man and it's cuz they want to be inclusive and then
7:35 they're like oh man the why is Sam that's why they have bouncers why is Sam Smith get this guy ████ out of here get the balls guy out of here he's back again get the guy showing us balls here out of here remember when we were at well you weren't there we were at the like not the Mulan Rouge but the crazy girl Crazy Horse uh burlesque show in Paris and then um they had a sideshow act it was really funny and and um it was uh M it was it was uh Robert Mr frantic Mr Fantastic he's funny he does the popping and he popped out of nowhere and then yeah and then we thought oh it's going to be a man stripper but then it wasn't and it was a comedic relief and I was like thank God thank God he wasn't going to get ████ naked wait so there's a bunch of strippers just performing and then he was like comedic relief as a performance act it's a burlesk show intermission intermission
8:26 yeah but he's a he's a PO burlesk is a little different though right that's kind of classic it's very artistic got me horny though still I've never been to a strip club never been to a strip club my life why it's worth it religious no way no no no no yeah totally worth it absolutely fun it's fun it makes you horny yeah don't tell them I'm already horny that's not hard to do it's dangling a carrot hly no no no it's actually I I got to be honest with you it's really not like that for me anyway like it's like sort of just sets a different move like it's like oh cool we're going to probably ████ later but like it's like a we have different inspo yep oh it's inspiration yeah y it's a good way to put it inspiration is good well cuz I I experien cheater though like tell us like when you're first strip club you talking to a mirror right now look in look at the mirror not me there's mirrors all over I'm looking at you Stephen
9:16 experience cheater me I did cheat I did cheat I own it I own it I own it credit to me that's different check this out accountability I exactly leadership check this out I cheated on chick that I told we were boyfriend and girlfriend with but like I didn't really mean it but I should have but I didn't know she didn't give ████ so I was like this can't work but then I cheated on her with my ex so that's couldn't be more above board than that is it cheating because you went right back to what you already ████ yeah but be more above the best thing about it is that for a couple months because the chick that I was cheating well the chick that I was with I guess officially was hotter than my ex and so I was was able to force my ex to like dress like a ████ ████ and try to ████ me for like months and she was like
10:06 doing that a lot it was awesome and she to party to get more stuff to try to ████ eek out more dick from me and I was like damn this ████ is she's good and I was like the new trick won't even blow me yet so I was like at least my ex has a huge leg up and that's why it's fine that I did what I did and I own it but unlike Anthony Lee I own it responsibly even with the record button on when they don't when they don't give you ████ it almost feels like they're not as hot yeah that's what I'm saying she's like I have jaw lock syndrome or whatever and I'm like you're a ████ ████ [Music]
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