0:00 that's it he y z b was just Dad he was a father like the rest of us super into AAL they had one hard drive only so the go was also there yeah he's hella Googling how to get a petting zoo over there yeah he's like how do you get how do you get these things over [Music] here Kim Jong-un has decided that enough like American culture is seeping into North Korea a little much so he started Banning certain things we got KFC there I don't think so yeah I don't think there's no franchise restaurants there huh but apparently they had hot dogs and now Kim Jong-un just said nah they're banned that's that's a weird move because I thought that his solution to things like that was just to say he invented them yeah he said he invented like a a quesadilla or like a hurger yeah wheat flour he's like changing his
0:51 method now maybe it's just like oh man it's it's the truth is getting out too quick he can't stop the fires on that one you know so he's got to be like we'll ban a couple and we'll say I made a couple but they have to make a lot of sense hot dogs don't make sense out there what if he just sees hot dogs as that much higher he's like I can't say I invented hot dogs he'll never believe looking at himself in the mirror he's like they're going to think I'm a phony they'll never believe it he's like Green Goblin and Spider-Man talking to himself like or can I maybe I can't convince them you'll never ████ do it you're a phony you'll never be like your father you know what's funny like remember when I told you guys you were able to we were able to see like what country what you know how many
1:41 views we get per country and we had one one light one light was on in North Korea watching JK news from from North Korea we have one speci Pang yeah pongyang pyang recently I saw all the steam accounts all over the world and there's one dot in pongyang and everyone's laughing and saying that's probably Kim Jong Un playing ████ games and ████ dude if he invites us would we go invites us if he invited us I don't know and Robin was like hey it's all good JK you guys are chill you come with me we need Robin to go with us hell no I would go there cuz I would ████ up yeah you would ████ up I think I don't think I would I feel like Omron would probably hack their whole system while you're there dude I think it' be the most dangerous for him do the wrong thing why because you were a Korean soldier that was stationed in South Korea ████ but what if he was a gen fan
2:31 and then what if he told us like bro it's all good like you I know I know your guys is comedy cuz we made a lot of jokes right yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like I get it yeah and then and then like we get to go that would be so cool and he's talking to Joe on the phone he goes by the way Joe I'd pick my dad and then he hang up I'd pick my dad then he'd be like oh we I think we're good I think we can go he's really one of us you know he's our age can you imagine owning a ████ country yeah we're the same age that's why I think he maybe actually is watching he's vibing with the boys maybe you think like are sick kisses you think he's saying that probably oh no probably everybody's old enough for kisses for him imagine we get there and he's like hey did you guys bring my um careful boy ugly Christmas sweater and we're like um
3:21 uh we have the fear everyone he's like I don't want the fear everyone I don't like I don't resonate everybody has that one I already I already have the fear everyone he shows you his metamask wallet say wo and everything what if Kim John saw Steve and he goes Steve I like that jacket and he just kept saying over and over again would you give it to him in North if I'm in North Korea yeah I give it to I like that jacket hey how where' you get that is there only is there only one of those it's spy but I'll give it to you that members only or how fast does that come off can you imagine though like you're watching all this life happen and you want so badly to be a part of like that too but then you got a country to run and it's all old and the style is kind of like not really cool and you're just like maybe I'll like turn my
4:11 generals into my JK cast and so he has all of his like old Korean generals with the 50 badges like play with him do you think that's what he does with Call of Duty cuz you can't just play alone that's he wants a squad right yeah so he has all those old generals there like on his but he has to play against like 29 other people who for sure know that they're playing against him so they're all going to lose yeah they're all going to lose they're all going to shoot each other and lose but if you're on your if you're on Kim jong-un's team and he you have a bad kill to death ratio he's going to ████ he's going to kill you that's true you got to get perfect KD ratio all the time you lose the game to the other team and you're the one that gets killed that's just scary I can't be around him dude to much pressure yeah too much let's say he was for sure willing and capable of coming here but for a price what was what's the maximum you would pay to have him come on JK what nothing yeah we I'd pay to keep him
5:02 out of here really that's scary I think him coming on here would be the most I don't want any money involved cuz I don't want him to think that I owe him a single dime why would you owe him if you already paid him CU he might come and do the show you know what I changed my mind you should have paid me twice that forget the payment what if he just wanted to come on the show and kick it with the boys I don't want him to I don't want him to know I exist that would be like basically like the craziest ████ that's ever happened that's what I'm saying you're in I'm trying to save this company no I said I want him to be on the show but I don't want money involved I said you want to you want to be on his radar that's that's a risk nah I think we already are on his radar because someone from Pyongyang ████ watched JK news dude what if he's sitting right here and he looks at Bart and he's like Sydney Sweeney is hot Bart's instant like is ████ hot isn't pongy the only
5:54 possible place that could have had internet at all I guess cuz the whole country watching JK over there it has to be okay think about it dude every ████ Asian around the world that's our age has seen a JK video he's our age he liked the Chicago Bulls he liked a lot of ████ that we grew up liking and you're telling me he's never seen a JK video one thing I'm afraid of is I made a celebration video when his dad passed away a well you were joking I thought it was being funny yeah cuz it was you know everyone was saying Kim Jong-un is Kim Jong ill is dead no you're messing don't even bring that up that was your dream that never happened maybe maybe they pulled it up during that time where they had to act like they were on the internet remember that oh yeah yeah they're all pretending maybe they do
6:45 have their own but it it only stays within their own it's called Internet it's internet yeah they have they just a land party yeah it's a land party but it's called the internet cuz who other than him cuz like think about it like this he's the only one who went to Western schools like learn anything so he could have like found JK through there somehow cuz all kinds of ████ up people to go to nice schools yep and then they just show all kinds of and they show Kim Jong one day like hey I watch this this kind my guilty pleasure I don't tell anybody really dude ████ they in at in uh Osama Bin Laden's hard drive there's a picture of AAL AAL LaVine yeah he's a skater boy Osama bin lad was a skater boy he was an emo fool God he had good taste and then I think he had like um he had some like some music from that emo era too really did he have hella porn too he had a lot of
7:36 porn that's that's worldwide baby what kind of porn though that's how you judge a man goat [Music] porn oh my good Lord you greatest of all time you know he's westernized as ████ right like he's Osama Rich family the the bin ladin are like the Bush's homies like they're like close dude Osama listening to ████ skater boy in his headphones makes me laugh dude was iPad Mini there's hella P of him in Western CL when he was younger he wearing like slack stress shirt he just looks like a regular like dude he does look asive then he went to school in London or some ████ like that like there's a picture of him like in bell bottoms hanging out in like London with some hot ass girls like he could have done better than Alo I like although I think she's very attractive no he had a bunch of collection of pictures it was just some like it was Alo and her boyfriend at the time and then it was just one of those
8:26 like TMZ paparazzi photos where yeah and then it was like why was that in his collection of photos she was in Maxim back in the day I remember it was pretty spicy I mean we all had random stuff you know in our collection of photos but it wasn't sexualized it was just literally like a candid T like a what Paparazzi oh like he hired a ████ pi to go stock no it was it was it was literally like a stock Paparazzi footage of her like red carpet or on Hollywood with her boyfriend gy photos and then it was just I like how didn't rip off the boyfriend and just keep her like maybe he's into the boyfriend nah he's into the goat in the background dude you know what I'm thinking was a goat in the background of did he did he have kids cuz what if they were sharing the computer and his kids were just
9:17 doing regular Teenage ████ that could be cuz they also found a video game in there too which one you can't you can't have your kids using the same hard drive as your terrorist plans and ████ yeah that would be hilarious only got one hard drive yeah maybe maybe he's just he's just a dad and ████ that's it he yeah Z was just Dad he was a father like the rest of us super into ail they had one hard drive only so all the goat porn was also there yeah he's hella Googling how to get a petting zoo over there yeah he's like how do you get how do you get these things over here go inm background he's like I know I see them in America all the time how do you just get one to come to you damn abundance I need to come to a bad though an abundance hey did you see that ████ YouTuber going around hanging out with Taliban and then they're talking about they trade crypto and ████ really oh
10:08 ████ yeah taliban's into crypto huh taliban's into everything dude they're into bumper cars and ████ right yeah for sure they can't fly helicopter very good though yeah they're still working the kink out on that that ████ was amazing dude you see you can almost see the oh ████ moment from the pilot just be like oh ████ man this is crazy oh ████ oh ████ dude so yeah anyway Kim Jong was pretty pissed about South Korea cuz South Korea has hella hot dogs right and it start it started to leak up north right cuz you know how culture kind of leaks a little bit so so he's like we're Banning this ████ and now it's a it's an act of treason to cook hot dogs in North Korea the the Korean corn dogs are pretty bomb yeah they're really good I've never had a Korean corn dog and you got hot dogs on piga too piga they they do a really good job mixing like sweet and savory so they'll take like you know instead of
10:58 your ketchup mustard relish type of flavor palette like over there they got their corn dog and then they drizzle like a certain sweet mayo and like different like nuts or dipping like crunches and stuff and it's like and then they got like the potato dipping one dude I love the one that's just all mozzarella and stuff just cheese in there wait a hot dog it's just like it looks like a corn dog but then when you bite into it it's just mozzarella inside with deep fried the big Mazi stick I still go to hot dog on a stick if I see one at the mall do they still have to that's like the they're like ████ and they're pumping lemonade like a bunch of ████ too but you know when I was growing up it was always hot girls in that ridiculous all hot guys now or what yeah cuz we were all like but now they're just like young teenage girls
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