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JK Adventures: The Careful Boyz Get Matching Tattoos!

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0:00 all right guys it's happening we're doing a tattoo based off a rumor ready y yep [Music] ah this is my first tattoo and I feel like this is a bad idea for this to be my first tattoo this is no rrats right now dude can't go [Music] back wow oh my gosh and I'm Nick Nick what's your name nice to meet you I am a little optimistic that this is going to be the Gateway for me to get tattoos but I don't want to be here neither does Steve look at Steve I'm just here to get paid nice to meet you Sun nice to meet you how you doing Steve how you doing we're here to buy more woo dude let's go

0:51 B hey hey yo let's fck let ████ go it's about to happen dude W baby no about to happen baby it's about to happen baby and got hell mosquito b i in Vegas I actually moved to avoid this ████ but but Bill Gates is making mosquitoes I guess over in Vegas I ████ up and went outside in Las Vegas for like 30 minutes that's what you get for living by a body of water that's what you get for buying property someone like barquin lies to you he says there's no mosquitoes in Las Vegas yeah okay guess what there actually are a hell of mosquitoes in Las Vegas dude so you're moving back he's moving back he's moving back did you notice I shaved the wrong ████ leg too oh you did yeah cuz I pre-shaped like was left so did I we are men of our word so um we're getting the tattoos done that we promis the uh JK audience we were going to do if we were still around a year

1:42 later I don't think I would have ever bailed on it because I like the joke of it a lot and I like the fact that we share something real that's off camera I think that's actually uh Jokes Aside like that means a lot to me but if Nick bailed I would bail ████ we're going right man oh you guys suck ████ your mosquito bites you just had to have the crazy pepperoni mosquito bites on dudee they just got me so good in Vegas of all places in Vegas it's going to hurt like a ████ huh nice and smooth like a skinless raw chicken breast yeah can't wait to show my mom can't wait to show my mom my mom would be like I'm not tell my mom ████ I'm not killed your grandparents right huh my grandfather if he was alive and he knew I was getting a Japanese he's turning in his grave right now what did I do it all for that's what he'd say what did I do it all for and like I was already p but this is another level I'm like bounce this is a light

2:37 bounce does anybody even remember like who started the idea in the first place we was just talking about that like who started it I don't even remember if we survive one more year should we all get fear everyone tattoos absolutely this sounds like the worst idea we've ever are we down I'm in I'm the hairiest one here I think I was the hairiest one was oh really you're the closest I've ever been hereis he should be I'm ████ Fried Chicken bro we brought my tattoo in we got the homies Andy sunny and man coming out here from both the alhamra and the Huntington Beach Shop they came and agreed to tattoo this when I told Andy my boy the story he's a guy who did a lot of the Kindra tattoos and stuff when I told him the story and I sent him Bart's photo he wanted to verify with his Japanese homie and he was like all

3:28 right just to make sure this says fear and anybody in bad Japanese grammar and I was like that's the one and now they're here they drove to the office they set up shop in here we moved all of our regular shooting tables and they literally are about to tattoo all six of us with this incorrect grammar Fe everyone tattoo so Joe's messing with Bart trying to make him think that Nick actually isn't here I'm going to say yeah B things Nick's not here B things Nick's not here yeah all right dude he's asking us to call him I told him Nick's not answering perect I'm saying his phone go I said his phone goes to voice we we're adding so much detail a lot of info hey if you're if you said his phone goes voice let it ring once and then hang up so he knows that you're actively hanging up on it do not distur we never we never provide that much answers to anything yeah ever ever we're all

4:18 working together to find him all I know is I ain't going first I know how this ████ trick works dude it's better that you're not going first they use cuz I want to go first and go like Ryan are you okay hey everybody we need a joint cons consultation on this oh that looks dope right here Nick Nick where you at Nick come here damn dude this is tight can you go around my bug bites and like change the language I don't care if it I don't care if we change Lang damn that's big dude that's going to look huge on my leg bro I know anot he don't point at me laugh me so B you already know he's looking at everybody dude I swear to God Bart is smaller than that he just looks it makes it look small is Bart smaller than that or is his leg just big no Bart has child leg

5:08 his legs are pretty small they get muscular his child siiz legs but they're [Music] muscular dud nowhere to be found nowhere nowhere we're going to we're just going to do it I just drove in right now yeah we're just going to do it maybe he shows up man are we doing inside ████ yeah it's much smaller is there a way to mimic this one no no yours are going to be two different size what no that's so ████ up if Nick doesn't show up should we kick him out yeah what's Nick's punishment he's out I have no idea at least a month suspect did you call a mon what does that what does that really say about his character and his loyalty to us and by the way for years I said you can't trust those ears but he also

5:59 hasn't texted any clear do any guys have tip's number or all right well either way we don't have that this this may be more see-through yeah all right oh that's for sure more see-through yeah I your job thanks TR it correctly hey Nick purple yeah what's up are you going to come to the office what do you mean shootings tomorrow what do you mean what do I mean what are we doing today we're all getting tattoos everyone's here no I thought you guys were doing a bit the tattoo I didn't know we were really doing it are we really doing it where the ████ are you bro can you just tell Bart that I'm not

6:50 going to make it can you just tell him for me please this is so lame tell you how lame this is man we're all here by the way Anthony set this all up he actually did a good job for a change he actually set all this ████ up he got all these tattoo artists here we're all here dude we're all here and you're not it's ████ lame dude I don't care I don't care just come just get your ass down here then if you're sorry all right later ████ you man he coming he said he's coming have you seen Steve's right leg nothing mosquito bikes oh ████ how'd you s the mosquito bike dude check this out Mar someone s do this ████ it's ████ heavy yeah it's heavy all look take this ████ out dude what the ████ check this you think I to show up

7:42 ████ you want to show yeah I thought you ████ you dude they put me in a box for this we had in there for 4 hours you want to test my dedication dude God it's so stupid you got me dude cuz the when I was driving after I I was like wait I was like Nick's one of the most downest dudes cuz he fights people for a living oh I don't I don't he like fny dude that was so good who do you think is going to take it the worst right there this guy because he doesn't even know the feeling and when you don't know what the feeling is like I think he's in his head you know like he's probably overestimating it and uh this is my prediction I think at first he'll be like oh it's not that bad and then as

8:32 he's going he's like ah it's it's kind of burning yeah I feel like he would say ████ like that every tattoo artist always recommends that you don't drink alcohol both before and after because the way it thins your blood but we don't play by the rules and we're going during so here we go cheers to stupid T guys don't do it un cheers to the rules what's the worst that could happen so this is a cool like kind of small world where Andy is Anthony's tattoo artist and my tattoo which is the shop that uh Andy's from all of those guys I've known them for like 20 years because fun story when I was going out there trying to learn how to do tattoos and stuff their boss Jess he did my very first tattoo right here and so this is a

9:22 really cool meaningful time because like not only did I get my first tattoo from those guys but I'm going to be getting this careful boy tattoo with everybody and it's from the same team we all went to the same high school man B and me tell us again what you heard about bart when he was in school he's cool buff strong no you didn't say that no you say nerd I guess nerds rob houses these days got to have your pocket protector on while you're jumping over a fence all right guys to commemorate this special moment we got some oh ████ fear everyone merch yo how sick is that dude and you

10:12 can get this you can get this right now you could get it and you can get a whole bunch of other careful boy merch just click the link in the description box below and we got one of every size let's wear this while we get the tattoos today some anti- so tight you guys plan this the whole time y it's like we're joining the game for the first time this is Brotherhood guys it's available now get it now the fact that we have careful boys merch is actually stunning yeah this is dope right I've never been part of a gang before get ready save your money we're going to have a bunch of different careful boy shirts JK news all that stuff it's like really dope and then you actually pay attention to read it you're like what the ████ like maybe maybe my kids shouldn't know this lesson but this is cool all right guys it's happening the time

11:03 is now it we're men of our word where we said if we cross two well actually we weren't really men of our word they kept reminding us aren't you guys supposed to get the tattoos when you cross a million we're like ████ you guys ████ remember but because you remember now we're the men and can someone remind us who had this idea of matching tattoos I don't think we don't remember why we're doing it we said we will get it if we survive a year oh yeah yeah yeah we're doing a tattoo based off a rumor BART to be fair he's going to get double of the same one yeah cuz I can't just keep the original we're ready to ████ we ready to go and we got our buddies here from my tattoo we keep promises so let's do [Music]

11:53 it oh wow oh ████ let's go dud I haven't done tattoos in so long years ago ready y the sink in the bathroom okay yeah ah ████ dude I can't tell if you're being serious or not it hurts so bad dang machine's really changed over the years huh yeah man oh Nick you you are going to love this yo this actually Joe you're right it feels like different I'm the source tattoo that They're copying off of I have a couple other tattoos so my wife I just sent her a picture on the way here I drove here straight from Vegas Anthony sent me a picture of all the tattoo equipment set up I said that to her she's like you guys are the dumbest men on Earth and I was like I

12:43 think that's the name of our new show this originally was a mistake I revealed on JK news we Google translated thought it would be something hard ended up being a mistake and most people try not to repeat their mistakes but now everyone wants to redo the mistake so I'm going to have two of the exact same thing so this is going to be ████ stupid I bet Gio's watching this right now thinking I'm glad I left at the right time Sunny's really good so I think it's like it actually feels really nice getting a tattoo it just feels like you're getting a shot at the doctors over and over again uh it's it just feels like a very repetitive pain that you think you're going to get used to and you kind of don't and then sometimes you start passing out depending on where you're getting it done but overall it's completely bearable I don't think there's any reason to be afraid of it but don't be like us and make stupid

13:35 promises that you have to keep ever since then I'm like trying really hard to not say anything that will lead to another one of these episodes Sunny if you get Nick can you just jab the Sho it's his first one it has to hurt and then just try to set a speed record everyone can bribe me and I'll do whatever the win y can you just like try to do Nicks as fast as possible do that what is that is it just no it's just this company dude Nick's going to love this you know what's funny when uh Ryan first tagged Us online on IG right uh about this story about the fact that we were going to get these tattoos I tagged Nina on Instagram post in the captions and I was like n's going to be pissed Ryan responds back on that comment with the JK news Instagram account and he says pissed or jealous and then she responds

14:27 to that comment and puts caps off jealous now I think she didn't think this thing through I think she was trying to be all like charming and funny online and then I set the appointment with these guys all right to make it actually official and I'm like yo on this day we're going to go do this and suddenly she's like wait you're going to for real do this and I'm like um you're the one who was on IG saying that you was jealous about it so we're going to do it I was like you shouldn't have done that and now I have to ████ do it she's like no if you want me to if you want me to recomment and say this is a bad idea I could do I was like no no no no no no I'm man of my word so we have to do this so I can't back out and now I'm going to forever if I get questioned especially by her family or anything be like she supported this from day one and that's why she's down for me if Nick didn't actually show up for this what would you have done realistically I'm firing him I would

15:18 lose a lot of respect to be honest I'll be like ████ you dude no no ████ you I'll be like I would like cuz Nick to me is like a down ass hard ass ████ think again and then and then I'm going to be like oh that's the reason why he lost all those fights exactly when he get pushed to the edge he buckles why he's a knockout artist yeah yeah it's more about the uh why we're doing this that's what I'm here for everything else is sort of a beautiful tapestry of like you know niceness but the why we're doing this the fact that we survived when everyone thought we wouldn't I I could not not put that on my body so can you not bully make clean I hope [Music]

16:19 so to do some traditional Japanese style uh with no machine it's just straight pokey poke what's it what's it called hey what's up jar Tech called tabori yeah we go far no oh my God how does that feel Anthony it actually is like more painful but it's less consistent is it is it as accurate as the gun though no yeah the the traditional or the machine one you're consistently feeling this thing whereas this one it's like more painful and then there's that pause and then pain pause yeah but I've always wanted to do this and try it just to know how it feels wow look at that wow it kind of feels appropriate though

17:09 we're doing like Japanese characters yeah but it's incorrect Japanese yes very swag very nice hello oh it's my wife Hannah this is my wife wife my wife is in the chat yes man really good your wife my wife she's laughing at me filled with regret hold on we're afraid of everybody we're trembling we look like stupid ass ████ Grooms you know groom yeah that's true matching shirts matching shirts stupid Grooms Ryan fell

17:59 asleep you did a really good job yo kind of looks hard bro yeah it looks hard you should take a picture of this how many people you think this belongs to dude what the ████ ████ we actually did it hey which one's no cheese we damn let's go thank you Sunny almost there almost there ni let's go Nick I'm ready I'm not even shaking do I just let it air out Let it bleed out okay you got tatted right here why are you bleeding right here that's ████ weird no that's to let you know there's jelly in that donut looks like you guys are like at Comic Con could be the same character or something and there's part leg too that's ████ crazy it's like 18 mosquito Place hey

18:49 ████ you man tight with W without it everyone's all about like hey these days you need to be self- loved you need to care what's more self Lov than to be best friend matching tattoos with your own leg are you making that face I'm just thinking about how stupid it [Music] is we're going to meet how does it feel Stevie ████ cake huh you got any last words ████ someone saved me dude I'm ready baby I'm ready be gentle please hey go like [Music] super you feel like feel like a her like it hurts that ████ looks like

19:41 she's ████ trying to eradicate a tumor I'm going to just try to stay calm so my make me ████ laugh that's tight filthy bear bought another badge that's another one an bought a badge an I can't even name them all guys buy some badges if you want if you want Anthony to leave kjas and just stay with J leave kjas Pro your leg how many badges do they need for you to leave Pinas probably three probably like you know a merch order no it doesn't feel like anything and I remember coming down the escalator my best friend pulled my pant leg up hey Mrs qu look your son got attack too and he just broke it to her right there and I was like oh ████ I

20:32 wasn't ready for that but she was like why why you do that like [Music] that what's the next tattoo that you're going to get unfortunately probably when this place lasts longer than it should off get Clan would do an old enough for kisses in the movie The begu which I introduced to this place and uh yeah it became Legend and like for me to do the CLW tattoo a dude I'm I'm tired of lowballing you guys I'll do it at 3 million it feels good it's kind of nice H it feels great I thought it was going to hurt more honestly just cuz he's ████ jabbing it for pain it's like a six five or six you know what I kind of I kind of liked it though cuz it is a

21:23 roller coaster emotions a little bit like all jokes aside you do feel like a little nervous and then when it starts to happen you're like oh ████ this is unlike anything I've ever felt before definitely not the most comfortable but it's not unbearable I can see why people do this are you going to get like a jiujitsu tattoo after this you know what I don't know I probably got to get my wife's name Ted first ████ on my neck dog my advice to taica as a father that has two stupid tattoos Live Your Life in a way ████ that doesn't make sense it sounds very wise that's like my wife texted me and I was likewear she goes this is my least favorite thing you've ever done said that is he even cool looking I can't believe you're doing

22:15 this no I'm hurt hey look at Bart's legs right now dude oh my god dude no way no Bart you're weird bro hey Bart how about just say no yo this is so cool I got blood dripping out of my Saran R I don't think I'm going to bleed you are I think I'm too tough I'm too tough I think I'm just too tough someone that doesn't know us is going to look at it and go wait what the ████ it's Bart's leg hey isn't that China panese isn't that China panes that's China panes too CH everyone's got the China panes here hey this CH got two CH PES I I wouldn't have it anyway honestly you're the man I appreciate you so much you're the best love the man dude ████ did it the careful boys have gotten the fear everyone official tattoo to match Bart's stupidity and we

23:07 could not have done it without the amazing tattoo artists from my tattoo both in Alhambra and Huntington Beach we got Andy we got sunny and we got man hey man thank you all so much for coming through and just putting ridiculous on our lives for the rest of our lives we couldn't have done this without you we love you all so much so appreciate it everybody if you want to get some professional ink D make sure you hit up there shop and the IG is my tattoo and piercing check them out y'all and if you want to get the same one they've done it six times already it gets better and better every time it thank you so much for my first tattoo [Music]

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