0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we are lucky enough to have with us today mr chappelle lacy on the show welcome back welcome back welcome back welcome back chappelle's back catch up with this guy a little bit what's been going on man uh whatever i want that's tight ████ clapping for everything i saw i saw you on tour doing music i wasn't on twitter that was a i made up a story that you're going all over the world and i caught you in one of the ████ bars that you were at i was in a box yeah we were just playing for like five people
0:51 you should be a publicist now we're touring the bar circuit was that the original band that you were telling us about last time no no no this is a newer band so you ban hobbies was it why are you playing or earlier when i was younger oh okay yeah but this one is more like punk right or something else scott died right scott's dead right didn't die like just go go get it the table right now well i know because i felt hot it's alive at every skating rink thursday nights yeah that is true that is true at the deadest part dude thursdays are crap i missed that part of vegas when it used
1:41 to always be disco every day you know what i mean like isn't that still there like you were there yeah where are you joe how old are you bro when i was a child they were still they were still reminiscent of that era where like you walk down and then like they're playing disco and everywhere and people were like there attending oh yeah dude in the 90s or was the music just playing it was playing it was playing all the time yeah and then people people looked like the 70s because you know like how like even though you're in the 90s or 80s right yeah people are still stuck in the 70s so then there's still a lot of people that dress that way huh did you just go to like a disco party maybe you went to a theme where did i end up yeah no i was walking with my parents or was it one of those times you're making up stories again no
2:31 he's not yours i'm on tour [Laughter] maybe you're watching a movie yeah yeah that happens it happens as a child like boogie nights with a huge dick in it exactly you guys don't remember going to vegas in the childhood and seeing people in disco clothes all the time and then like the disco music being played in like the the by the in the casino and all that and then it's like you're just like uh you don't know that that's the 70s and it's out of date but then even because dealers are wearing bell bottoms no but the people they're still dressed that way roller skating around for sure yeah with all the chips joe joe was just there was a theme party at the hotel that night was like man the 70s week wait was it happening all the time
3:23 as far as i remember i just remember a lot of people still dressed that way you should have went to the next hotel over there doing future theme oh maybe that's what it was here we are in vegas what an interesting find i just how old were you a child and i like how he doesn't give any sex i was a child you know how long you're a child for it was you're a child right late 80s early early 1990s right okay i do feel that vegas had this vibe of either cowboy or disco and then you go in and maybe like the whole ████ scarface kind of feel yeah yeah yeah yeah well they do have the rodeos like every year oh you're right at the uh mgm the disco road or yeah wherever well
4:13 south south south point is that what it is yeah they have the rodeo championship yeah yeah and i remember like when you go up and down the strip um everything was cowboy themed or like something like that or yeah you walk in and people are dressed up like like ████ saturday night fever ████ yeah yeah that's true yeah and i just thought that that was the you know when you watch movies about ████ disco and all that ████ you thought you were living in that area yeah and i was just like probably wearing my oshkosh ████ overalls and ████ like at uh circus circus yeah and i and then um i just missed that era of vegas my casino yeah well that's a little bit older but yeah oh cause that's like 80s or 60s right that was 60s 70s yeah yeah those ████ yeah that's my era vegas if i had to pick one do you remember that's the one you want sino bro dude we love everything about it yeah my
5:04 buddy's opening a bar soon and i was like dude you know i'm gonna be that guy in casino who's like he was like you give me another ████ drink i know the owner they're gonna for sure take them seriously oh yeah yeah it's like a discovery zone though that it's gonna be it is good it's like at a jump zone and ████ and so it's the bar at the jump zone it is bar the jump zone that sounds like one of those fat tuesdays you know what's the most ironic and funniest thing about it i can't talk about it too much because it's kind of top secret ████ you're like serious i am serious hey make sure you get a gig for his ska band you got it scott's living dog all right dude we'll ████ bring it back for a night i feel like this is one of those suits really if like if you jumped into the wall you just get stuck i think this thing's also really hot by the way i don't know if i'm gonna make it all day in this indoor skydiving yeah yeah
5:55 is that one hotter than the one you wore yesterday it's like i'm wearing a space blanket dude it's ████ crazy in here yeah it looks like you're purposely trying to lose water weight quick yeah you're like an undercover cop trying to be an emmy award wow that's funny it's the glasses bro i like this one though it's uh man my uber driver was really impressed by it really what did they say she was just like oh wow do you think that's rude that they comment no i love it yeah i will you should be like hey don't talk about my ████ imagine i take myself that seriously yeah you should but you know what did you say mind your ████ business it's so believable because of where
6:46 you're staying at the casino exactly it's the weirdest thing ever true yeah yeah no one would look at them crazy get right up there that's fair i get out of the elevator and everyone's just like this is normal ████ because there's so many douche bags in the casino yeah there's all these people would you type on amazon douchebag fit shout out to the chain though thank you very much thank you that's a nice one 20 amazon i feel like you have a 1970s mercedes diesel that's tiger print and then the interior is is leopards [Laughter] we're mapping out his life right now so what okay what kind of house have a car because it's sold for crypto ████ horrible idea yo isn't that ████ ████ up right now oh boy where am i tripping it's over dude i'm wearing gold to project silver dude so that's why the outfit is okay that's
7:36 fair yeah yeah it's pain it's pain to cover up his losses he has to look rich you know he's helping him i have to look like i'm going into space because i'm never going to go to the moon in my life oh that's what he was hoping for damn man damn it hurts so what you've been up to dude me oh chilling touring uh so you are tour but no no no no comedy oh comedy mostly comedy yeah he's like every weekend you get booked every weekend almost yeah pretty much yeah i do a lot of shows around town and then then i'll hit the road on the weekends what how many uh how many stops how many shows are in a tour so it's like weird because like with comedy like you tour just the weekends if you're doing the club circuit you're doing the club circuit then you just tour weekends but like if you when you start to tour like theaters and
8:26 arenas and stuff like that then you're like every day not every day but through the week yeah is that like all around us or yeah well i mean like go to miami next where yeah yeah is that where i go next yeah i go to mike when you get booked for all these shows are you really excited about it like or is it like more like damn i gotta travel no no i'm actually pretty excited about it because uh you know i'm at a point in my career where i'm starting to get like you know this traction with these clubs and stuff like that so i'm just starting to get in i'm not like selling like a ton of tickets yet hey when i get that suit though [Laughter] that's when we'll know it's over it didn't work out like hey guys can't get on your podcast again he thinks this is the podcast it's even worse for us
9:16 he shows up here in the same outfit as you but oh ████ it's all going to ████ it's starting to it'll [Laughter] the best part of this room is they were all jealous of my jumpsuits actually oh they weren't oh yeah they're all like oh i was mad he didn't tell me because we could have ████ synced up outfits and ████ dude yeah your boys have your back i know they do they always do you are losing your edge you're starting to look all like normal and cool and stuff again hey hey dude did you see this though do you see this i do see that do you see the tiger it's the james james white is it original yeah it's a freaking disabled tiger dude yeah i was looking at it i was like damn wait that tiger's ████ up hardest is disabled i got a down syndrome i'm tired of seeing perfect tigers are you lying there's really a story behind
10:07 this shirt you might as well you might as well be yeah he should be labeled something not the might as well jimmy said he might as well be disabled james cage white got something oh ████ no he does do you ever have to ask yourself comedy or music which one no well the beauty of it is like you know whenever if i'm like having like writer's block or something like that i can go pick up the guitar you know and i keep everything separate and then you know when i don't feel like doing something with music i'll just go write yeah write some stuff or whatever pressure on that yeah i have to have a guitar right check this out friday night you get booked to do a comedy show or a music show and you have to choose one comedy show okay i'll make more money do you know where my band is playing
10:57 right now what if you made the same money same audience big show or like let's say like one's ████ oh so they're equivalent yeah those copies one's at the coliseum one's at the ████ like mgm arena you know it'll never be booked like that right for scott trying to paint a goddamn picture i would never have ever that would he said some pictures can't be painted i like real big fish shall i say all right shout out yeah i like that you guys could be the next no doubt right we're not a sky man that's like ska pop yeah it was yeah yeah scott scott yeah like let's say you that's why they transitioned to punk because punk is actually you'll get a big but they still got trumpets they
11:47 turned into pop eventually broke the eddie they turned eventually yeah eventually you got to go into pop you want to make money right yeah yeah yeah you got to be avril but like let's say oh yeah you gotta be a skater boy but when you go pop that's right that's an angsty teenager yeah that's olivia rodrigo but that's hot though that's on the screen but yeah let's say you had the ultimate music career or like there's a hollywood genie that go like that or our ultimate comedy career i guess the easiest answer for that is i love the stylings of donald glover you know he has his hip-hop different people yeah he has his his acting his writing like he has all these layers to him but he's able to like like when you see childish gambino you see childish gambino so you're gonna have two names yeah do you have an aka you'll have a chapelle and a lapel lapel is the sky guy yeah chappelle's
12:38 the chappelle scott pill they booked the wrong guy they're like oh we have chappelle tonight he's like sorry man i'm lapel dude i can't play bro can't play steve martin just did banjo and stuff i think he still does yeah he does yeah him and martin short yeah they do like a tour together where that's true jackie chan also sings too so who that's whack jackie chan did you say who no like you caught me off guard have goldblum do piano dude i've seen jeff goldman do a lot of stuff jeff goldblum's ████ jazz band is like if he had never acted and he was just a jazz pianist he would still be a ████
13:29 that's like real ████ yeah did you know they have a massive statue for him i think in like uh germany maybe yeah him like laying down with like his shirt out it's like massive it's huge they have that from the meme from the jurassic park meme is that what it's from yeah where he's in the black shirt he's all they come here well yeah they made a statue of it in germany unironically that's ████ legendary why did they do that i don't know it's not david hasselhoff no oh i know right yeah yeah that's the people's i think it's in germany don't they should put that next to the wall street bowl not the ████ little girl going like this it's a guy looking seductive yeah like that's tight [Laughter] s███'s so weird why couldn't it be a woman at least like what's gonna be a little girl staring at them like wall street like she's gonna do something what is this supposed to mean i don't know yeah it wasn't me it's like girls rule or some ████
14:20 like feminism shouts out hard on that one staring at wall street yeah i don't know i honestly don't know it's the little girl statue every every day at 12 o'clock she goes like this for a fist-up girl's rule i still feel like we can come up with your aka here yeah let's do it you don't like lapel what's wrong with that lapel is a front runner lapels like water i don't know i thought oh no sorry that's propel it's a great supplement it's like good water propel now what's your alias now for your ska stuff and then maybe we can make it better i don't have an alias that people would call me well they call you oh yeah uh people used to call me uh confused
15:10 what confused i don't know like what's that guy doing at ska band what's that guy doing in a scotland one of my favorites was black as hell chappelle that's pretty fire yeah they tried to use it as a disc but i actually liked it i was like there's a white guy that said it no mexican dude mexicans with the disses man what else what else what other what other ak's you got uh black bones was a good one black balls yeah that sounds pretty horrible why yeah uh sounds like a pirate i can't remember why yeah it sounds like a pirate it does sound like a pirate that's what it is yeah right yeah yeah you used to have a ship yeah i'm the captain now do you ever ever get on stage and then they go what's security doing with the guitar what's the bouncer doing up here what's the bouncer dude why is it doing the sound check
16:00 why is the bouncer covering google docs yo dude that's a good aka bouncer [Music] like hey why is the bouncer making fun of the other bouncers ████ yeah look at you ████ refrigerator how come these two bouncers aren't taking care of the ████ artist dude after you're you're a successful performance and you bow do you ████ hit a back tuck i i use i used to i stopped doing that ████ yeah can you still do a flip anymore yeah i can still do it i just choose not to you want to have a flip off would you like to have a clipboard why you know how to do it oh yeah i do flips all the time i challenge you i formally challenge you to flip off well he's the only one laughing so he's going to break something he don't believe he'll break break hearts
16:50 when's the last time you did a back tuck just out of cold nothing like uh last night like a few weeks ago wow yeah like training or just for performing yeah what did you do i was watching too why were you upside down for all you took him over i was uh headlining the ontario improv and someone shouted it out and it was a really good show and i normally don't ████ do it but it it was the live the vibe was good yeah they were i was like they were great but they knew you they're like we know this ████ can flip because nobody says that normally yeah no one says it normally nobody's like at the carl and show like hey i'll do a flip [Laughter] later in his career he does it he's all had the vibes right yeah yeah it was a good night it was a good night you ever like bust on a girl's back and just do a back flip what just butt naked i i can't say that i'm doing that that's a lot of work bro yeah your legs are weak after yeah
17:41 you're like oh but he's a bouncer you know what i mean see ak works a second time i like it you're sick ████ really i hate dancers i ████ hate it dance deserve it i'm gonna go back to that side of that side don't leave me here alone man can you really flip hell ████ yeah non-stop this is ████ yeah i know right yeah no one ever says ████ yeah okay so true story after you bust on a girl's back he does true true story i have very long legs right so when i was in like ████ third grade or whatever it was uh all the girls were doing gymnastics and ████ and i was like i don't want to play the guys like ████ girls are way cool like i'm like super interested girls girls exactly so then i was i was going over there and then one of the girls her name was amanda she's like she's like uh doing flips and ████ and she's like steve do
18:32 you think you could do a flip and i'm like yeah ████ yeah i could do a foot really because it'll say ████ yeah so convincing honestly i i ran so ████ hard and i jumped and i tucked and i barely landed on by landing the front on my tuck like on my left like that basically like but with my hands like digging into the dirt and ████ up my hands oh like like well i have to go on the floor for it but like this and you land you did a front tuck front flip because those are even harder than the back ones well i i've never drank i mean those are hard to pull out of your ass if you can't do them holy ████ she was impressed she ████ loved it she was wet as hell shouts out to amanda exactly wow but yeah uh but um backflips of me no no i could never do that oh i was i was kind of excited i'll do i'll do a backflip with you if you want i
19:23 know you situation very similar to this we're just talking ████ about do it do it don't you hate that when people like that all right hold on wait wait wait make space make sure he's in frame make sure the world can see is he in frame yes he's in frame i gotta move this ████ i'm gonna help this whole body he's in frame he's been he's 39 now he's a 40 year old back flipper by the way if you're worried about his medical he's fine he's worth 18 million dollars he'll be fine
20:16 [Applause] you yeah yeah no no one ever never no one ever bullies me into a backbone our vibes suck the whole whole episode's just happening you know when you haven't done him in a while and then when you get to the upside down point you just go blind no okay well it happened to me i can't see no i know what you're saying like we're like it's just like i don't know like and you start to see the dots yeah whatever i saw immediately what do you guys do to warm up he didn't do everything he talked yeah i know right yeah few minutes he walked over there it's always a good trick when
21:07 everyone in the audience goes okay he's okay it's like the circus circus sideshows going on when you're trying to play you landed on your head bro no one else has tried a backflip that's kind of my thing i have you have yeah i do when i was younger i was able to but back flip back nick in the video and some blue cross you
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