0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. Yo yo, what's your current brain rot? >> What is that? >> Oh, you should know more than anybody. You're kids. >> Kids, dude. I don't know what adults do. >> The same way that like Taika consumes brain rot content. Is there an equivalent that you also consume something that's kind of making you dumber, but you like it? >> Like doom scrolling. >> Type of doom scrolling. >> It could be doom scrolling. It could be like um like trash reality TV. It could be like uh a an iPhone game that's just like fills in time. >> Something you consume that doesn't necessarily make you a better human. >> Oh, >> I think probably just Instagram to be honest. >> Yeah, Instagram is >> Okay. So, what's in your algo? What's in your discover feed right now? You don't
0:52 want to know, dude. >> Let me see that ████ I hope it's big dick, dude. Let me see that stuff. >> Watches. All watches. Well, it's because I started talking to a friend about watches and I haven't gotten into watches in a long time. I kind of just like, you know, after I got into like like crypto and other stuff, I always felt like all this money like if it doesn't have an ROI, there's no point. So, I got into like really investing stuff. >> Some watches have ROI. >> Yeah. But then I started talking about watches and then getting into the history and the story and then like why certain things were like whatever and then it like so for example this is super nerdy um but you know like Rolex's >> their logo is uh a crown >> and then just kind of like Toyota and Lexus the same maker there's another brand called Tutor. Have you guys heard of it? >> Yes. >> So Tutor is a is a shield. >> It's a shield. And so in like the
1:44 ████ Rolex uh watch lore, um it was supposed to be like the shield protects the crown. So that's why a lot of like special operations guys get issued tutors across the world. So like royalty kind of wear Rolex. It's just like this ████ gay ████ you know? And I'm like got into it. Oh ████ what kind of what kind of cool movement is that? Oh, look at that thing. Oh, it's like they technically all look exactly the same, but it's like one little difference makes the whole difference or whatever. Is it true that >> Rolex is uh the way that the business is structured is like like a not nonprofit but like um there's some there's something that >> like they control the their output so that they keep their watch a certain value. >> Uh something about blah blah blah
2:34 something about the way that the money flows like the business model of it. Oh, I don't know. But yeah, so I got really into watches again recently, just like as a enthusiast. So my explore page is just all watches. >> Oh, that seems like a sensible thing to be into and a classical thing, >> but it's still kind of brain roddy cuz it's just like looking at ████ time pieces and ████ Oh, Rolex is Rolex is a for-profit company in its day-to-day operations, but it's owned by Hans Wilsdorf Foundation, a nonprofit organization, which means that while Rolex makes profits, those profits are funneled back into the foundation, which then supports various charitable and philanthropic causes. >> Wow. >> I didn't know that. >> Crazy for a luxury brand, huh? >> Yeah. Super crazy. But that I I mean
3:24 >> I don't know ████ about watches, but I know that I want to learn and get into it so that I can one day be the right kind of snob that gets a cool watch. >> The word is harery. >> So when you're really into like culinary ████ >> that's the that's the word. >> Well, yeah, cuz the cuz you know when you're into like cooking. >> Say it one more time for the >> So cooking is gastronomy, right? >> If you like watches larger He said it kind of consistent though, so I see. H A U. >> Like I'm a stenographer. >> No, really. If you if you guess it'll show it'll tell you what. >> H A U L O. G E R I E. >> G E R I E. Maybe you know how to pronounce. >> Okay. Uh, watch this. Pronounce.
4:16 >> You're consistent every time. Give it to me. Give me the button where I can press >> logerie. >> Yeah, some ████ like that. >> Even though it's not spelled like that, >> but it's like the um it's kind of like the science of creating cool movement. >> Time piece. >> Time pieces. And how like they can have these gears and this ████ swinging gem >> that somehow that just perfectly goes per second, >> you know? And then you make one that you could ████ bang and it still works. >> Say it again. >> That ████ is French, dude. It's not a French word. >> I'm so ready for back to school. >> Oh my god. You're so >> You're so ready for back to school. You probably watching back to school porn.
5:07 >> You're so ready for back to school, you fat boy. >> That was crazy. >> Did you take the bus? >> You big dick monster. Little jelly. >> I bet your teacher didn't show you this. >> Little jelly. >> All right. What's What's your brain rot? >> I don't really know. Like there's just like I guess me. What I like right now is the ones like if their name starts with a this is for them. Have you seen those? Have you seen that guy? >> Just like all the clips. >> Yeah, that guy. There's a lot of stuff that's like says twin. Have you seen those ones? Like hey twin. Are you digging in your butt twin? Like it's just it's just stuff that you send to your friend. digging in your butt mean. >> I don't know. It's like >> it's like stuff. Yeah. Just to make your buddy laugh. It's good. >> I'll scroll through those and just keep spam sending them to my friends. Like our my DMs with my homies is just
5:58 >> twin twin twin. If your name start to your gayest homie who doesn't believe he's gay, ████ like that. >> This was sent to you. You're gay. If it showed up on your feed, you're straight. Yeah. Like that type of stuff. >> Yeah. That's been trending pretty hard right now. >> Yeah. That's always fun though. Just the idea of having that like stuff to just laugh at real quick with your buddies and you send it real quick and then scroll to the next one. >> I'm not even into this, but every time I find these videos, I have to finish to completion and know it's not porn. >> It's cake decorating. It's It's cake decorating videos. >> Yeah. The whole thing. I just like I have to watch all of this. >> That's like me with the time lapse video where they're like making architecture in the forest. >> Sure. But then you realize that's fake, right? >> That one. But yeah, the cake decorating the magic for me and I think it was Ryan. >> And then I judge the cake. >> I told you that all of them but one are fake. >> I'll look at the cake and be like, "That
6:49 was s███." >> Huh? >> Do you need them to take us a bite at the end or is it >> No, it's more about like how it looks after. >> Like how it started and then how it looks after and I see if it's going to be any good as if I know how to decorate a cake >> or if you could even taste it from how it looks. >> Yeah, sure. I don't know why I just get stuck on that or like any cleaning like cleaning the carpet. >> I've seen those the carpet ones >> all the like super satisfying. Yeah. >> Spray in between the tiles. It just gets all >> Yeah. I'm like this is brain rot. Like I'm watching somebody else clean. >> So ASMR is technically brain rot then, right? >> I think so. Audio brain rot. >> You're not learning anything. >> So it's like what I do is brain. >> Yeah. Just say it's sensory. Yeah. It's fun watching those really uh like old school traditional Chinese videos in
7:41 like the like deep mountains where they're like making ink that they'll eventually sell at the village, but in order to like make ink, they have to like >> beat this plant for like hours and set it out to dry and then twist and switch. >> I love those videos. So peaceful. But you just sit there and you're just >> You guys ever watch the guy, this black dude that he like uh does voice overs off of like Chinese people making crazy food? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Super. Yeah. >> He's so funny, dude. >> Like there's like a steam horse head. >> Yeah. Sometimes he wraps it out. >> He does the wraps. Those are the best. >> The wraps are hella funny. Yeah. Or it's like a bunch of spiders and they're just frying them. >> Goop scoop. That's one of his names. Goop scoop. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, that guy's good. Have you guys seen the uh his name's I think Bama got jokes and all he does is he'll get
8:32 take a video of like someone who like ran and bumped into a wall and they like fall and then the wall ends up with a face and it's just like got you ████ >> You ever seen that? And then and then the wall will have it will say its name as if it's on a football team at the end. >> You ever see that? >> He'll say his name and his name is always something to do with the thing. It'll be like, you know, like at the end of uh Key and Peel thing where they say the football name and and the school >> every time every time the thing hits him, the wall will have a school and a name to go along with what it did and that's the dumbest page. I love it. >> Bama got jokes. >> I'm young and bursting. >> Exactly. Yeah. It'll be like wall bumpet ste. >> Yeah. It'll be like stuff like that. Or I think brain rot wise, Love Island is pretty ████ rotty, dude. >> Yeah, it's pretty rotty. We me and Smack have been watching that and it's so fun.
9:22 >> Is it addicting too? >> It is. It is. But then like >> interactive, right? Like you got to like text and ████ or like >> I don't know. I think we're watching it late so we're not on that we're not up to date with like we're not watching it as they come out. I think we're watching it all from the like we're late to it but it's so good. But then I I was like how many more episodes of this are there? And then she looked it up and she was like, "There's 40 episodes or or like 40 something in a season." >> Jesus. >> And it like it intimidated us. So we're like, I don't know if we can watch this. >> So you guys are done. You're not going to keep watching. >> We're like we were like 12 episodes in and I was like this is already like I just can't imagine an 20 something more 30 more episodes of this show. I was like god damn, dude. I don't know if I want to do that. >> What if you really get involved though? I think like it just it just hurts to
10:13 know that's so much time because it's already brain rotty and it's like to know that that's I thought we were going to be like I don't know 15 episodes but dude 40 something. Do you feel that way about actual TV shows like getting into like Severance or whatever? Like do you feel like you're a ████ I'm wasting? >> Well, that's what I think like if Severance released and you saw that there's 40 episodes. Yeah, I would feel weird by that. But because it's in increments, like it's like a season of 12, a season of 10, a season that's just easier, I think. Like it you start to foresee the time that you're losing. >> Also though, if a show that's like critically acclaimed or all your friends say is dope, that's like different than a known brain rot. It's really entertaining or thoughtprovoking. >> Yeah, it's it's a lot for a guilty pleasure show, but not for like a, oh, this show has clever ideas. It makes me see different perspectives. It's very
11:04 like like kind of uh enriching. >> Yeah. >> Love Island's not that. That's ████ candy. >> It's like eating eating Taco Bell 40 times. >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then you're like, "Oh, I got to eat 40 more pieces of this $7, right?" Yeah, that's pretty brain rotty. I realized my humor is pretty ████ bad, too. Like, it's pretty like I'm like a child cuz I was watching this one like video and I sent it to a bunch of people and I'm like, "You tell me if this is funny because I I laughed a lot and it's ████ brain rot, dude. Can I can I test it on you?" >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Tell me Tell me if like just watch it and like it's it's so stupid that >> the one you DM'd me about. >> It's so dumb. Yeah. Is this one with a girl right there? >> Can you send it to me? >> I'm just going to play it. Oh, you just
11:54 screenshotted yourself. >> Oh, sorry. >> I got a lot of ████ like this though, too. >> What the ████ is going on? I can't even read the text. >> Thank you. far away. >> It just says pract It just says practicing my poker face with the audios y'all send in. So it's just a stupid audio, >> but it's just because it went Orbeez. We >> That's it. I just like it's so stupid that I ████ I laughed so much harder than like >> like so many other well-made things. I'm like, what the ████ wrong with you, dude? This one. >> Love these.
12:44 >> What's that? Play that one. What the hell is that? Oh, >> today I answered a call and I was >> Oh, yeah. This too. That's ████ I'm an idiot. >> My style. >> I saw she liked it too and I'm like, we're ████ dumb, dude. >> We're so dumb. >> Also, you know what's funny? It comes from a an account saying anti-brain. >> Yeah, it's an account called anti-brain. >> Wow. So, >> send it to me so I can see it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just send it to him. Send it to him. Make him watch it to his face and let's see if if he laughs, then something's wrong with you, too, dude. Let me just send it to >> cuz that I saw that I was dying and it said liked by Colleen. I'm like are you kidding something this dumb? >> Instead of Bart I typed in brat. >> Oh nice. Send it to Brat. I'm sending it to Brat. >> Brat count. >> All right. So I love these. >> Today I answered a call. >> Nobody gives a ████ stank as ho.
13:35 [Music] >> What the ████ This is so he does that on so many girls. >> It's so dinosaurs. >> That's it. >> Like that's it. >> Yeah, we're idiots, dude. >> Let me see it. >> Come >> fry on my frame. >> And the caption is what wrist? >> What wrist? >> Dude, next shark's choking for you for that. >> Nobody gives a ████ That's Mo.
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