0:00 [Music] all right so we had done an article about this very recently there was a slight update wanted to chat about it plus we have two really really fun friends in the room we have nick and bart um so wow that was so funny that's so clever what was that you got burned dude you got that rbf korean thing going on right now no this is my sassy black lady face oh really okay all right okay so mr vince mcmahon all right we had talked about him stepping down from ceo for uh misconduct allegations at the time and the interim ceo that ended up stepping in this place was his daughter stephanie mcmahon so she was now officially literally as of not many hours ago he had formally
0:50 announced his retirement from the wwe amid the scandal therefore without saying it's confirmed it is confirmed stephanie mcmahon dude had some heavies on her dude ████ nothing we talked about the ████ leche duffels yes legend duffels that's what you call them that's a good one why didn't you come up leche duffels milk duds isn't as good huh no that's very old and stupid shut your filthy yeah just ████ read the article bro it says milk does an idiot nice right here dude ████ tan shirt boy shut up i have one too what was that we know what the misconduct even was sexual it was it was him who's laura nidis
1:41 again there's a disease i'm fast today dude let's go laura knight is that a professional wrestler uh maybe but that's a bad name yeah that's a really bad name but stacy keebler fine as ████ she had the longest legs in the wwe keebler yeah she is ████ fine you know who stacy keeler's right god the amount of nuts people displayed because of her she's look her up bro did uh vince mcmahon burn all the diva chicks is that what happened or groped them so they're like 80 something he's 77. so he pretty much paid off there's like multiple like multi-million dollar like uh you know nba type things she's a wrestler dude yeah dude her special was the high kick her ████ legs were amazing she's all right and that was her stick too she would like walk through the ring all sexy and ████ amazing and step through with her long
2:32 legs that was like a real ████ thing should we just watch the stacey keebler intro video oh yeah exactly bro the old school wwe like the diva ████ was wild do you remember they would just rip off their tops out of nowhere that would be the whole i would just watch it all the time for that please i was like 11 watching them do like strip shows and ████ and i was like i can't believe this is on tv and this was with jack off so much in the bathroom his dad would get mad at it i got harry potter it was disgusting yeah that was a real story my dad told me i stopped jacking your hair i pulled my calf why is it a special position i don't know because i would go on my toes i'd do the michael oh because you know we talk about this me me and david have a similar theory that when you extend your quads and do one of these you know like it makes you bust faster and i would do that in the shower all the time i was like 11 or some ████ and
3:22 one time my dad he even looked me in the eye and he said it like from across the stop jacking off he's like hey he goes the water bill's high he goes nick you got to stop masturbating so much and i was like what no what are you talking about and i ran into my room and i was like oh god i was like mortified yeah you just met him screaming into his pillow you freaking eating dude in the shower it was all up here my god
4:21 does every guy here need material i need material yeah these days i prefer material it's so easy because you'd have to download it for like four hours and get half a table you guys he's all like time to jack off how do you do it no he's like entering the matrix david's like this oh yeah baby give it to me right now thumbs up i know come true we're fighting up new things right now yeah you're ████ weird no you guys don't have oculus [Laughter] mario just catches me like this with the hands just with the hair controls you know how i used to hide my import tuners oh wow so and my mom and my mom's uh we have yeah we had another bathroom right in the front you know you know my mom's
5:11 house when you go straight and then to the left that's where the bathroom the other bathroom is so i was like ████ how the ████ do i hide material in here where i can just go on them oh i got another stomach ache i guess i gotta go go in the bathroom and then i was like ████ how do i store this ████ you don't have internet there's no phones or whatever right and i'm like ████ we had like these stupid ass magazines and then i found out if i pulled the uh sink hard enough the bottom cabinet came off the floor so i started being able to like uh which magazines wedge magazines in there and so i'd be able to pull it out and i'd have like a selection and then one time our ████ sink started leaking and i was like oh my poor francine deep [Laughter] you know your parents knew exactly what you were doing you had diarrhea 17 times today
6:02 oh my stomach oh my stomach oh my god you announced it to everybody else oh my stomach i'm 14 years old so horny and he's walking in there with a raging boner or just from the bathroom ah my friend cd you got to be a little more secretive bro sasha singleton everybody needs material right before they jack off huh you guys can't just use your brain he's like hey i'm horny oh i know this and you just jack it off i used to all the way up until high school it was just quick you guys bring your phone in there ████ well i mean if you're trying to get it out in the shower while you're there like sure but i mean if we're oh it's a whole ordeal so do you like light candles and stuff i'm just saying it's not a ████ hole or no it's just a
6:53 ████ phone that's already in your hand no what sometimes you just want to get it in your pocket no this is what you do okay you open it you mind and then you meditate and then you just form thoughts so you're one of those guys a sister and then just but how long does it take for you to jack off on a good day 30 seconds clean wait why do you need to whip out your phone then do you close your eyes do you close your eyes david in the shower you close your eyes i pass out dude i just wake up the next day in the shower and i just wake up with a ████ curtain draped around he probably sees it like queen's gambit where she like sees the chest have you guys seen the good doctor where he ████ just imagines equations and ████ that's what i do i've had the oculus in my head for years dude i needed nothing i just need to
7:43 look at a girl on the street and i go got it oh he's creepy no i'm not because i'm not staring that's a true spank bank that's a talent he's perfect you might be supernatural dude it's easy ████ i just go watch even with you yeah you too late you can't even excuse me my stomach [Applause] [Laughter] and it was when ryan was like this yeah i know that's right i know right really you can do that you start screaming rising right out of me you're a sick ████ david and i like damn
8:36 you guys never did it though because i i was able to do that up until i discovered porn dude oh yeah when you don't have anything yeah always but how do you but how do you not get distracted with other things exactly it's meditation y'all i'm just saying i'm a creature of habitat if it's available it's like 4k is available in like 10 seconds it's right there i got i paid for wi-fi masturbating is such a like a utilitarian thing you just do going in there to get the job done right don't bring politics in here but i can't get the job like even a boot camp like when you get the everyone gets to read the newspaper so we get caught up with the world on sundays right when everyone gets the newspaper it's like jc penny twin towers just exploded
9:31 everyone's ripping the ████ in the lingerie section ████ sears [Laughter] uh sears they all got lingeries yeah magazines were the ████ because it's not porn but it could be what is yeah that's a magazine it was porn for a very horny high school asian kid i'll tell you that have you ever met a celebrity that you used to jack off to oh no well that is a great question who did you make jlo you met j-lo oh how many times did you jack off to her bro only like twice that's it but you met jlo i don't think i really jacked off her i know you were gay i did jack i did jack off to jackie chan yeah yeah i met him female female jack jack who else does i met um a porn star
10:21 in a ████ bar one time and i remember i remember one of the dudes in the group was like i recognized that head and it was actually a porn song a guy or a girl no is it i feel like you would never ask anyone else guy or girl why do you pick on anthony so much he said he said hey hey hey that's weird and i imagined a bald head i tried to have your back but yeah no it wouldn't make sense you recognize the back of a girl's head that's actually popular culture to understand that she's sucking dick or something do you know those things back of that girl's head i think it's really hard to recognize someone from the back of their head what are you talking about i could recognize her from the background my height bro no because you have a island boy head that's why you ████ hi what what's the job in here bam in your face [Laughter]
11:11 we didn't get a single piece of information about this week's man out yeah oh yeah what are you doing 77 year old multiple allegations of misconduct in the video you
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