0:00 [Music] a woman in houston is currently in shock after an eyebrow microblading session gone wrong like medical shock or like oh my god wasn't so ugly like typical female hysteria victorian hysteria so not not medical shock non-medical purely emotional eyebrow so she like ████ up and the eyebrows like like two inches above they gave her a permanent surprise look kind of like that shocked look you guys know what what microwaving is right yeah they do like the it looks like it looks like little hair yeah but it's just like it looks real though yeah it looks it just makes it darker right yeah it looks amazing sometimes why do they like their eyebrows so dark that's kind of a slippery slope
0:52 eyebrows no i know some girls that like they have to diet people my family they have regular looking eyebrows but then they go get this done and their eyebrows look thicker and like darker and in my head i can't help but to think like why'd you do that because of cara delevingne that's why yeah i think they like it no it's you know how it goes like when the trend changes that's what's a little scary about tattooing your makeup yeah because like maybe in 10 years it won't be cool i think it wears off after a few years like heavily i don't think it's like 10-year permanent it should be you know it should be she can learn the lesson ladies remember didn't didn't a lot of guys used to pluck their eyebrows back in the early 2000s i did that ████ yeah no more of that what do you mean used to i got called gay so much back then when you used to you we're not supposed to do that i don't do that but i just plucked this part right here so
1:42 here she is before all right look eyebrows it doesn't seem like she needs them her eyebrows look pretty why does she need to have them darker really you think those look perfect those are uh makeup i mean they're probably got a little bit of makeup or like oh yeah i got a little makeup yeah like filled in with eyeliner or something but that ain't nothing compared to these daddies holy ████ did a japanese person do them her lips look crazy too that looks like i'm from back in there one of those geishas i believe it was a uh a micro she looks like she's having an allergic reaction on her lips too did they do her lips too no they did not even symmetrical the eyebrows don't even look the same on both sides yeah i didn't imagine paying money for that who did this who so dude they suck how long does that usually last uh long
2:33 enough it will it's yeah it lasts too long that she's now seeking corrective uh surgery to like take it off oh man she does look surprised might be able to get it lasered off and then but would it laser off the hair follicles too and then completely be gone yeah it's probably gonna look like when you remove a tattoo yeah but like does the hair get removed too permanently what did she go to well there's no hair on the part where they went over anyways i went to anita's micro bleeding yeah it's off of sodo that's not that's not microblading that's a macroblading ████ right there's a ████ thick-ass line i mean was it done by like a seven-year-old trainee because like it's like someone just started what the ████ dude i i wanna think that it was one of those like discount ones where you're like get what you pay for you get what you pay for if i this is gonna sound mean but maybe not if i was the attorney for the
3:24 defendant i would ask her didn't you feel like the blading part go too high but you let it go not just on one eyebrow but on the other eyebrow as well because why didn't you stop it yeah you're like ah why is it why is it touch there why is it feeling good why is it hitting my hairline oh we're trying to combine them we're trying to that's my hairline bro and then do you think anita was like no trust me don't worry it'll look good you know how um you know how with whip ████ sounds sexist but you know with women like there's a lot of times where a girl will go like she cut my hair too short and they're just like crying and you're like why didn't you ████ feel that it was like she was taking too much it's like a thing where like out of politeness sometimes they don't want to like yeah you don't want to stop the person and go wait are you doing it right you know because it's kind of rude yeah i heard the hair thing is because it shrinks so you know when the hair is long
4:14 because it has its own weight right so when they when they spray it with water it's completely straight and then so they go okay cool so here's the shoulder and if they're not experienced they'll cut exactly at the shoulder instead of down here because once you cut it and then the hair dries then it goes up it's not wet anymore that's a pro tip right there i did not know they're supposed to like cut if they say i wanted this you're supposed to give it a little bit because you're wetting it and where'd you load this from geocomplaining a lot well because that's something if you guys have ever dated someone at some point you're going to hear them complain that someone did their hair too short yeah or too wrong many times or ████ the bangs up yeah but you know like how does it get to that point where you wait till the shrinkage dude that's what it is i think that's the only explanation because this girl she should have known when they were touching above where her normal eyebrows i mean look how far above that is that's a whole true man
5:04 extra eyebrow up that's just they don't even look the same i just love that here i love how thick those lines are well here's a here's a dead giveaway line that you don't want to hear this is what the person said at the end of the session she looked and told me not to freak out oh oh my god don't please don't freak out and then wouldn't that person know too oh this is too far i think it's one of those things where like you know when the first time you learn how to fade you go too high and then you go too high and you go too high trying to correct it it might have been that i feel like it's someone that's just learned how to do this and then they're just trying to correct it by going more into it and it's like it's like have you ever done art with just a pen before and then there's parts where you're shading and you're like ████ bro and then you keep shading and you're like now the whole thing's just black we've gone too far
5:55 so she thought she um the actual microblader actually said i might have gone too high with the hair stroke but it's fine because i'm gonna order a remover to correct it like that it's that easy that's how it works it wasn't apparently because yeah and she said and then she also said it'll look better once the swelling goes down yeah it doesn't change the fact that it's up here right it doesn't change the fact that it's like sharpied in bro what the ████ i think it's like dark as ████ it's like microblading it's supposed to be like look like hairs yeah it's supposed to have micro blades yeah i've seen it before it looks good when it's done right yeah actually just looks like a tattoo yeah like for all you guys with significant others if your woman came home i slap her in the face just to fix it you know that is a scary
6:46 like what would you like what would you oh and then like worse yeah this is the even worse thought you got home early and you went to bed early and you didn't see her till you woke up in the morning i'm screaming is that right yeah and then she forgot it was like hey good morning you throw up on her sorry man ████ i would feel pretty sad because i know that she would also be upset i feel sad for myself yeah cuz you're the one that has to look at her i'm wearing sunglasses the rest of the day and the sunglasses don't even her sunglasses can't cover it she's got to get the visor glasses okay at what point like in the in the dating scheme like a month two months three months if you were dating her would you just be like okay we're just going to break up would that happen yeah are we dating and then she got this done
7:38 or beforehand she got this done already no like you're like you're dating and let's say like in a month and then she comes like this like you'd be like ah yeah i can't see you anymore but you know i imagine if you're married it's like a day or a week day or week yeah what where where would your threshold be to be like how much do you like this person yeah that's that i think that's where it comes in the timeline oh yeah you know like a month in how fixable is how much is this going to cost i'm calling the ████ social services on that ████ check this out i've been with this girl for so long all right she needs help like come on not a child you can't just pawn her off i was like just come over here she needs help look at her eyes dude the crazy thing is if you really look at it there's absolutely no portion of it that looks like it could have been good like not even the parts that are correctly there like look how uneven it is yeah or even how
8:28 how low this part is right it's like all of it's bad that looks like it's fresh and then the the this is like it's healing because it's like this is like she's still crying she's like oh my god and then this one she's like all right next day how bad that is it also doesn't help that her face is like like what if that's her default like look too it's like oh you've got to match the brow to the person imagine she was muslim and she had that thing on and just all the time just angry oh no that's true yeah where was this at this was in westminster houston where everything's bigger just like the eyebrows she paid 340 bucks for this god what's the normal price for it 300 300 for like 500. oh it's a good deal see what the average price is for something it can kind of
9:19 get pricey but i kind of would like to look at it like a tattoo like just it's gonna be on you forever but yeah you better pay for a good average cost of microblading in los angeles is 675 dollars so she got a discount click 19 more rows and see if houston comes up okay or maybe yeah google houston because maybe they might be cheaper still still though like i think 300 is like not a lot of money for that yeah 570 is the average houston wow so she got a basically she got a fifty percent she's a little pick and save one she's probably got a group she might got groupon yeah for sure that's what i'm saying she probably got someone that's like i'm learning and i need to experience you know how you can go to the community college and get free yeah you can go to cerritos college and get a free haircut from the training yeah but the only rules you can you can't say
10:10 nothing you can't get mad you can't you can't even react yeah but the hair will grow back uh yeah i know eyebrows are forever yeah so your third date with the girl and she comes like that well here's a good uh what did you do i mean it's our body dope so check it out look at these price comparisons for these two jobs 700 at the top 210 at the bottom oh yeah look see the one up top looks good the one at the bottom looks like an ant trail the the one at the bottom the hair is growing in opposite directions it's the great the grains like sorry i had it scrolled wrong there you go see the top one it's like it grows in a natural direction that bottom one they're growing in all kinds of directions disgusting i like that the bottom one looks like you need to like pluck it like adjust it it's like they tattooed in like good and they're so close together about to touch the bottom one she was lost in the wilderness for
11:01 like a month and in the top one she's like ready to go out with her friends the bottom one looks like a madame tussad version of this yeah i'd like to free uh microblading for a mustache to kind of grow on my skin yeah i'll do it with you for a full manchester if you show up with a ████ microblade in monday i know a place for 270 dollars i need the fibers to be all over the place you
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