0:00 and to get there you have to walk through the brothel yep and then you have to ████ your way out of it like a video game Joe ate his way up I was like Pac-Man dude [Music] I thought it'd be cool if we went over all of the different um cosmetic surgeries that are the top procedure in every country oh cool okay okay let me guess what do you think the UK gets done the most teeth teeth really is that considered Cosmetics what if it's cosmetic yeah that's not that's cosmetic what are you talking about it's Cosmetics oh nose jobs yeah if you get like veneers and stuff too oh no I know his jobs but it's a trick question
0:50 it's a true question because their teeth are ████ up so they don't do it lips lips thin lips I think it's lit filler lip filler is the number one because they get made fun of if they do their teeth they don't about the lips and everything else okay so you have like these big thick lips and these ████ up teeth but it covers up the teeth though yeah it's it's a filler does it it just looks like goldfish to me what do you think uh the U.S is Boom tits it was it wasn't 20 it was in 2019 but not anymore what's the bvl bbl's it's not you get a big butt BBL is actually not what about what about uh Botox BBL is like the fifth on the left oh ████ those jobs how are you good at this yeah it's a Botox wait what's Botox again they tighten the face it's counted as cosmetic procedures yeah like get rid of wrinkles yeah Botox is like popular
1:42 though I feel like in the 90s it was all nose jobs right yeah rhinoplastic yeah rhinoplasty now I don't know if anyone's actually getting nose drugs all right she's my answer Lasik no you were right it was putting no I want to change my answer a lot of dudes get BOTOX too now yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna smooth this guy a lot of people get it everyone gets botoxin it almost seems like seems like it's like kind of well-off what are the things when they poof the cheeks up what is that fillers that's crazy that's crazy though because like you can have complications where it just like migrates to other parts of your face yeah like a jowl area I've seen it I've seen it it's like I'm terrified I think those dissolve over time though what do they do but sometimes it's ████ up yeah what do you think the top cosmetic surgery is in India India India India I would say skin lightening yeah
2:32 that's what I was gonna guess no it's not skin lightening height lengthening surgery uh it's not height lenting I think that's a very very few people actually is it wild is it like feet binding or some ████ no it's not fee it's not but it's it's not wild but it is surprising to me I thought it was I was like whoa I don't know eyebrow ████ eyebrows is it nose it's something really basic really like tea and it sounds like mostly dudes oh they're not nose jobs uh they they trim the nipples the areolas ████ muscle filler Things No it's it's hair transplants oh there's a lot of ball Indians I guess what are they transplanting it to to the Head yeah the eyebrows just the cheek area no I think
3:22 what they do is they take hair from the back of your head and then implant that to the front that's what I'm gonna do yeah my buddy got it done I'm excited it looks pretty good when are you gonna do that when I earn a ████ hey uh go to Korea Korea is really good at that and it's a pretty but you're not gonna do it yeah go to Korea I'll do it Mexico oh ████ yeah ████ yeah once I earn the 27 to get it done best of luck to you imagine that has a failure rate though right nah don't look don't look into it that's fine yeah what do you think Mexico's is Mexico interesting BBL BBL oh that's good that's actually really good lipo oh it is they have like the worst obesity rate and like yeah it caught up to the
4:13 US you got the that ████ tortilla diet man it's tough dude Mexican food is a heavy ████ if you look at a standard Mexican Cuisine it's like one serving of protein and rice beans tortilla carb carb carbs that's pretty insane yeah it's like three to one and even the meat it's like sodium meat carb carb carb yeah which is also why it's delicious and for dessert it's fruit with sugar sugar on top of the fruit yeah it's so good it's pretty insane because like the tortilla is like the spoon you use that yeah it's so good that's my favorite food it's delicious even a burrito is the tortilla with rice and beans on the inside and then and when you have leftovers use the chips to scoop it all up right more carbs and sodium making me hungry so what do you what do you think Netherlands is Netherlands oh Jesus skin darkening caps
5:03 I think it's calves Calvin plants you think everyone's getting calves yup cabin plans it's definitely not cats yeah butt stuff it's it's definitely not butt stuff either damn it is yeah the tatas it is breast enlargement we're good Netherlands oh oh because of the ████ Amsterdam duh what oh all the hookers are getting there I don't know if that's the majority of the population actually non-hookers get it too yeah majority of the population in Netherlands are hookers I believe I didn't know girls needed booby help have you ever been there yep because I have I have too I have two what you think well I didn't eat a hooker out did you partake of the red light district
5:54 I I window shopped and then I got high and then I found myself in one because I was in one yeah yeah you got high and you found yourself in the morning you found yourself swiping your credit card a couple times and then you're in one yeah I was yeah I would 15 year old you was like I can't I I can't believe he's doing this ████ no I was at there was this marijuana coffee shop it was my dream come true because there was like a oh yeah there was like a bulldog thingy there like and then I went in I was like you could just smoke wow they were just smoking joints that was nice and to get there you have to walk through the brothel yep and then you have to ████ your way out of it like a video game Joe ate his way out well I was like Pac-Man dude
6:45 Jesus Christ what do you think what do you think France is doing the most though nose jobs how'd you know that attitude adjustments [Laughter] no no job they hate jobs no job no job is really no job no job is better I hate working they're riding right now dude yeah there's like a take this it's like harder than a ride like there's like a takeover there's like a French Revolution right now it's crazy yeah there's like they love revolutions they're good at it they love defeating their own country they just dispatched like 40 000 police officers restore order or something but then is it really 40 000 because we know the little breaks because French people got ████ up nose really really I didn't even know that I
7:38 didn't know that have you been to France yeah I've been to France Jesus Christ Joe can we talk outside first what part of the nose is ████ up nostrils it's not white French people it's people that move there that wanna look like a certain way so people that moved from where Joe where'd they move from the gypsies how many of them are there that they would skew the rate to being the number one surgery these guys look like ████ Mozart everybody looks like Mozart the nose is too big too big what is this ████ Oh you mean like this check these ████ dude let me see it for her
8:30 I don't know I just got lucky with the gas that's pretty cool dude that's a nose you can't make out with that that's poking you in the eye you're ████ you guys never heard of French bigger nose no it's French bigger nose the male Figaro haven't you guys all heard that see now I don't believe you is this a Saturday morning cartoon what is this I never heard of it before
9:29 making fun of French people always protesting and never working like they never were every country loves to hear in the French and it's so ████ fun it's so fun oh my God you think those at least liked easily out of like the five eyes countries like the major like countries I don't think French people like anybody else but French people too they got so much pride for no reason that's really funny yeah dude like they got wrecked in every war for no reason and every war they get wrecked bro yeah it's so true but um they got fire ass baguettes and that's it we got great croissants Spain also has uh nose jobs as number one Spain which I'm surprised that I thought Spain people had great news yeah big noses maybe yes not let's go Nick or maybe they do because
10:20 we're seeing the after yeah let's go Nick slam though dude what about the the the Norwegian folks because I feel like they don't do anything and they're just beautiful yeah it says it says None Sweden have you been there they're just hot you know why I think like the Vikings stole all the hottest girls and brought them back in and they just have the best genetics dude I was in Sweden and it was like my sister was everywhere good Lord I'm insane never seen anything like that yeah that's nuts it's so funny what do you think uh Thailand is ████ chop off the wee-wee breast implants really it's just breast implants because they're the inverse right well because they keep it because they like to keep it some of them keep it you wanna they wanna create that confusion in Korea is it the eye surgery
11:12 because Korea is pretty hardcore you know um for a graduation gifts they usually get plastic surgery wow that's how common it is yeah Jesus what about their skin too right excuse me hey Korean chicks have some heavies I wonder he's talking about the North Korean chick yeah yeah no no no wow everyone knows that now but no Korean chicks in general I think yeah I think in Asia as a whole that is the most common surgery which one which one uh the eyelid double eyelid because I don't know what they're doing in Japan because girls be looking rough out there these days in Japan yeah man if you're not in Tokyo everybody else is just like oh man come on I think it's because they don't have to compete I'm just kidding I don't know what yeah you think of the ratio they
12:02 don't have to compete there's actually more I think there's more females than males but it's just a lot of guys not dating so then they they actually have to compete because there's more females than males right and then um that means there's less men dating they have way more so the girls have to compete they have to look hotter but they're but they're not they're failing no I just made up how ugly they were right they're actually really pretty so yeah 10 steps back again so now we are 27 thank you [Music]
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