0:00 what's your guy do you guys have a weird thing that you guys know you could do that you didn't work for that's just like this is a thing that you could check this out what [Music] so when I say Guinness World Record what are the first things that come to your mind ████ it'll waste the time losers no really that's the first thing that comes to your mind all of them but some of them it's like all right what are you doing which record do you is most prominent in your mind I actually think losers and ████ really cool guys yeah cause it's both it's either it's either it's the lamest ████ ever or it's the coolest ████ ever someone that did like a four minute mile or something and you're like wow and then someone who ate like a thousand Donuts well that's actually pretty cool or like you know like Rob Dyrdek he on on the show he put like the longest like uh ████ grind
0:52 on a pipe all the way down I'm like that's really cool but if there's a guy that's like I stopped 30 marshmallows into my foreskin I'm like that's weird it's like that's a record but and then imagine I got the clipboard he's like all right one I think those belong on Ripley's Believe It or Not yeah and not Guinness all right that is loser I don't know how I yeah I don't know how I stumbled upon this video but it was a world record it was yesterday of a guy who's like a nunchuck master and it was how many consecutive ping pong balls he could hit with them it sounds cool but you watch it and you're like what the ████ is this does he have the Bruce Lee swag no and then he does it again with candles bro with candles how many candles he can take out the flame of a candle he could take out with a nunchuck once again sounds cool but the way he does it as well like what the ████ is this those were only cool because of the Artistry
1:42 element not the actual practicality yeah not everything's fun and that large it's it's if if you can sense how much a person masturbates then you're like that is ████ whack so like you know what like the History Channel That's Bart's measurement for everything Guinness World Record by the way like the History Channel right the History Channel they're like ████ knife Wars or blade Wars but oh that's pretty cool and you see the guy he's like a former Navy SEAL oh that guy's pretty cool then there's like another dude that comes up like dude that guy looks like jacks off four times a day it's like a cold steel advertisement they always get like the fattest ████ dude ████ chopping up all the stuff three of them look like they jack off Non-Stop and there's like one cool guy laughs and the cool guy in their presence it
2:33 makes the other guys look way not that cool that's such a funny way to judge people it's a funny way to look at the world I get it what about what about the uh the farthest eyeball popped do you guys remember that oh yeah yeah that's cool I guess okay I guess that's a jack off move someone can pop them out hell up far yeah so that record because I remember seeing that when I was a lot younger right um but that record just got broken really whoa because I remember there was was it a black dude that used to always do that because I remember it was a black dude remember that 90s TV show that was all Guinness yeah well I remember that check this out this is the new world oh my oh ████ that's way crazier than the black dude because the black dude's eyes could pop out far yeah that ████ looks like a Halloween mask that's like holding them in your like you know when you you're messing around as a kid it's his expression as well at what point did
3:23 they like actually fall off yeah oh so the way this guy describes it first and foremost is he also like when he does it he loses his sight for a few seconds so that anybody said it always comes back though he doesn't get 360 camera sites until it doesn't bro that the stuff with eyes I get really scared you know what's crazy his face is so crazy his face is so crazy I can't even tell how much he jacks off the result of like some kind of a problem like a thyroid is a thyroid or some kind of like glandular thing can every person do it no it's like you have to have that yeah I think it's like genetic it's like a pro it's like a bad thing how do you figure out if you have so it says the actual scientific term for being able to see a hot babe that's how you find out yeah awuga it's called
4:13 the awuga you see Jessica Rabbit yeah so the actual scientific term uh is called Globe luxation okay and measuring the pop is a tricky task which needs to be done by an optometrist using a special device called a proptometer they made a device just for that yeah probably for injuries but basically I mean when we're talking about uh the the former world record holder was actually uh she her name is Kim Goodman she could pop her eyes out 0.47 inches whereas this guy goes to 0.71 inches well I thought the former world record went to the guy that fought Kimbo [Laughter] see that's scary I'm not messing yeah he says he could pop his eye out for about
5:03 30 seconds but the few drawbacks are being able to stick your eyes so far out of your head that like he loses sight for a few seconds but as a part of trick it always comes back so he just feels comfortable with it yeah what if it doesn't though exactly oh that's all it takes he does the trick then they'll just take off they'll just extend the rest of his face forward he just has to go back in you know oh I mean that's like that's like real life X-Men ████ here's another photo um yeah is there a profile yeah look at the mirror for Brazil bro yeah you think he likes acai what do you think that's when you get him at a Chokehold in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu that's how he learned his friends and family call him Uncle Fester he does like Uncle Fester Fester wishes dude eyes just ████ dry out dude yeah bro do you guys actually have you ever read
5:54 into a like a Guinness world of record like have you read the book like looked into it as a kid I remember when I was a kid I was like just I'm like now or like yeah okay well remember when they were like Gleek or from their eye and then see how far that could go and that's a distance measurement or like the ████ noodle through your like the magic tricks how that's all connected I remember people would do like longest makeout longest kiss or something like that that's not a talent like exactly it's like what is this dude what are we doing here yeah it's still kind of oppressive but it's still like but why I think the longest plank was like over 24 hours yeah it was that Marine guy right yeah I think David Goggins broke the pull-up record oh yeah yeah he he yeah he did and that one's crazy the plank one because uh they gotta still like pee in ████ and stuff so they got like ████ catheters in and stuff oh I
6:45 think it should be things that you're just born with that you didn't have to work for I think that should be yeah like like the tallest man yeah yeah like largest inheritance yeah I don't know about achievements like those are you worked so hard for it that should be something else like the the useless Olympics or something you remember the uh the fingernails there was a the guy that would do the longest fingernails usually from India those are crazy yeah they're usually from India like either Indian lady or Indian uh woman or man so what do you do what do you do for the rest of your day like they talked about that with the long fingernail ones that that stuff would be like you wouldn't be able to sleep for a long period of time because you're on would fall asleep so like his spouse would have to like every 15 minutes ████ move his hand every 15 minutes it was some ████ like that well he just needs one of those headsets to work at the call center so he doesn't have to
7:36 worry about his hands that much or there's that other dude who like guests will record for like keeping his hand raised and then he has like muscle like you know developments that are obviously nerd dude if you have the record for doing this as long as you can go play imagine if you had that determination and you did something else do you guys know anyone with a Guinness record no you you do spin boy yeah the guy in my crew he has the goodness for head spins see that's pretty ████ but what's what's the actual record like longest 200 like it goes by rotations yeah after you stop touching the ground didn't you say he specifically has a thing with his ear or something yeah he has like some kind of inner ear Advantage where he doesn't uh get busy in in balance from being dizzy wow his fluid always stays even or something and he's just you could just spend 200 times so that's the
8:26 cool thing about him is he goes uh so he will break his record right and then he'll allow someone to break it because he only he knows his max so he he's not going to break it by a hundred spins because someone else will go after that so he'll go he'll break it by the minimum and let someone break it and then break it again that's so cool yeah he doesn't want anybody to know what is what the most he's ever done really is what's your guy do you guys have a weird thing that you guys know you could do that you didn't work for that's just like this is a thing that you could check this out what oh you can move your ears no what this whole time Nick the ear that's pretty cool dude that's really good I can't move my ears I need ████ Focus bro I need I need to ████ what are you flexing yeah what do you feel when you I don't know I feel like I'm just pulling my scalp back wait Lucha
9:16 nope no don't you ████ think about it dude you'll never be me you can't do it I have nothing the only thing I have for stretchy earlobes but it doesn't though it's really stretchy you can't really do anything with that I was always jealous of the kids that could do this the flip it yeah and then chase you around I feel like taika has a picture of him doing that probably is crazy ████ I randomly remember I could just do this thing with my knuckle and I was like this is interesting and then I'm like it's actually not that interesting it just doesn't do anything functional or cool does it hurt no but it just literally like pops over the knuckle socket what the ████ it is loud yeah it's not easy having a perfect body that doesn't malfunction on you Pinnacle of male Humanity what do you think would be like the most ████ exciting Guinness World Records probably
10:07 just like the longest longest someone going there probably is the longest dick like I bet you there's a in Guinness World Record do you think there's a guy who has to like with the clipboard button come up yeah look it up longest dick I remember seeing an interview with that guy laptop and he's like really miserable he says yeah there's a point there's a length of Dick where you apparently your life goes downhill like this I think it's longer than that because you can't even use it yeah it's not just that black guy that sits sitting on the bed that's so sad uh you gotta find a woman with an equally deep Canal yeah because that's probably not is that a thing I don't hear much I thought you just make every woman have the the canals yeah yeah find deepest Canal yeah I like I like how I want to actually go to Guinness World Records and you look for longest penis the first thing that pops up is longest animal penis and then it shows a blue whale
10:59 pretty big because a ████ loser put that entry Hey Big Ups to that blue whale yeah yeah that's tight that's tight shout out bro 18.9 inches [Music]
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