0:00 I I give gay dudes a pass too if a gay dude was like it's my birthday I'm like oh really am I invited totally different vibe look at how forward thinking we are gay friends invite you to their birthday I got a lot of gay friends yeah I got a lot of gay friends gay friends in your [Music] house welcome back to another episode of careful boys where we have everybody with us today oh wow that mouth be careful today we're going to be discussing crack Vietnamese crack we're discussing crack crack and its effects that it has on low-income neighborhoods no we're going to talk about something me better what are the types of guys that we hate oh dude okay oh that's really good dude really good go ahead Bart you just said it what are the types of guys that
0:50 guys like us hate number no particular ORD is what comes to mind maybe because of recent topics number one guy off the top of your head off the top of my head yeah yeah yeah are fakeing nice guys the the ████ are like oh you know I can't get a date I'm a virgin someone help me if that's if you yeah if you if you just need help cool people give you advice okay cool thank you and you see them kind of warm up to it but when they're like hey um can you look at my dating profile M I need help and then they're like uhuh uhuh uh yeah yeah yeah string well because they're getting yeah I'm like youing fake you're just using that as bait you son of a ████ yeah it's a Honey Trap I got one that could play off of that um this is mostly
1:41 in accordance of like Social Media stuff right if you have too many if you're a guy and you have too many selfies of yourself dude that's ████ up why that's not okay you should oh what do you mean what do you mean I think a guy should not be that self-absorbing I don't hate it but I definitely unfollow right away way no it's I remember you said that yeah yeah yeah it's not that I hate them or anything it's just I look at you with like you have potential to be a real creep I think yeah your potential I can't prove it I wouldn't leave you alone with kids yeah yeah I only have friends that take bathroom mirror picks and it has to be the same one in the same angle for 50 pictures guys or girls I'm very sexist about that type of feeling only guys actually I'll say that about girls too bro I'll say that about girls if they have too many selfies of themselves oh yeah too many but like what if they're like nine out of 10 yeah whatever if you're playing a social media game I get it but for guys I feel like it's little like all right
2:31 what if he's a realtor though he he should have pictures of houses he have pictures of houses standing in front of a house yeah I get it that's kind of tight it's like on brand yeah you need it okay Personal Touch I don't like uh how about this guys who care too much about their birthday oh that I think that goes in the same category asie guy I'm out on that their birthday yeah they ████ care about their birthday where they uh the cut off what's the age cut off I think dude I think like probably 15 give me a break you mean like where they want to do too many things on their birthday make you go or they they want to do all this ████ like okay so I have I had a buddy right and this guy's like his birthday was around Halloween time yeah and like so when it was around his birthday he was like H hassling his wife because it didn't quite feel like his birthday cuz she didn't decorate the house oh that's weird and I was like what do you mean it doesn't feel like
3:22 your birthday are you a grown ████ man guy's like 30 years old he's like doesn't just doesn't feel like my birthday if you say that as a guy as a 30-year-old guy that's ████ energy dude does he have a bunch of uh selfies of himself on his social media I think there's a correlation he a ver as what what kind of house decoration was heting bats around I don't ████ know pumpkins that say happy birthday so it's not even birthday ████ he just wants Halloween he wants like yeah because that reminds him of his birthday cuz his birthday is around Halloween he should I know I know what you're talking about cuz there's ████ that like draw a circle around their birthday you know what I mean like oh we got to meet up on something whatever I'm like oh how about Friday and they're like it's my birthday like almost like do you have something you want to say yeah I'm like
4:12 ohly to me do you have something to say to me and I'm like the ████ does that mean bro well let cuz I might as well I I would have just liked to hear I'm busy on Friday okay cool Saturday but when they go it's my birthday and then they go like this they're little iik when when ████ do that I don't give a ████ it's I am totally sexist like that I do not care you know what a lot of sexism in this Con I give gay dudes a past two if a gay dude was like it's my birthday I'm like oh really am I invited totally different vibe look at how forward thinking we are friends invite you to their birthday I got a lot of gay friends yeah I got a lot of gay friends gay friends in your house in your
5:03 house not in Sometimes they come to visit not in my house okay all right that's cool but no no family members yet okay that have come out of the closet I got l g friends a lot of gay friends I feel like dudes on the flip side who throw away their birthdays I'm like oh we could be friends like I'll be like what are you do on Friday oh why you at work isn't it your birthday you're like hm and I'm like oh we could be friends yeah exactly oh this we're friends dude I'm like you yeah isn't it isn't it about like kind of like the number though it's like you know 36 37 38 39 nobody gives a ████ 40 it's like you should celebrate or like 21 oh yeah you know what I mean maybe the big Monumental ones but I feel like a lot of four-year-old dudes that are celebrating the birthday they're not that excited
5:53 that they're 40 nobody's hey 40 is the new 30 bro I'm going to be 40 in a couple months oh yeah holy ████ are you going to be excited you don't have to say it but as a friend I think he should celebrate how many months on April in April and I think he should celebrate Hannah better ████ decorate some ████ hey you better chill out put pumpkins on there Joe you better show up here and be like all you guys stop being my friend I like Claim Jumper April 12 April 12 see I had to tell you I had to tell you what do you want for your birthday then yeah what are you you to do for your birthday I tell us we can we switch our April first week to our second week so he can be here for his birthday so I could work on my birthday we should have a timer up there for cuz we can go out afterwards yeah to be honest like I just
6:43 like hanging that's it yeah there's nothing different really but I think it's kind of nice to be like in the presence of people I actually care about yeah and then if you know I think a birthday should be all of your cores you're just hanging out do a normal ████ cuz like it's like this is what you actually enjoy that you get to do all the time it's not like a bash with 500 people with 499 of them you don't ████ like why are they there why did I invite 499 people I don't like and you only like one person you know what I mean so I'm like yourself yeah so I think that's the best part about a birthday is like you get to ex out all the stupid people that you don't want and then you just keep all the cool people you're like no you can't come why cuz I don't really like you there you go you get to let them know on your birthday you wait till your birthday to tell everyone that you get to let them
7:34 know you know who else I hate the ████ when they're driving when they have to occupy every inch you know like like let's say you're in the back right and you see the lanes merging and you see these two cars and in your brain you're like I'll just let this guy go first but then this ████ is like I'm like bro just let him go or even in the parking lot you see someone have the reverse lights come out and like obviously this guy's trying to back out right and this guy's like I'm like oh I just want to get out and just ████ grab their head and slap them on the ster so you want to do that to my dad you want to do that to my dad your dad you want to do that to my dad you want to beat on my dad oh that's someone I don't like face don't know did your dad really do that oh bro he's that ████ a lot he stopped doing that ████ are you back are you backing up yeah bro are you backing up he's like come on it's a ████ like the green light will just turn and he's like come on what the
8:24 fu like just give ████ some space bro let him come out like you can't move if they can't move so let them everyone Glendale that's all I got to say oh my God yeah if I could if I could have like a whole category for that is like dudes that act hard I think that's my biggest I don't like that cuz I'm like well why are you so aggressive and rude and mean and you're just constantly testing people and you're just out there like being absolutely nasty and then like one day a guy's going to step to you maybe even kill you or whatever and then you're going to act like what what happened and I'm like that always happens though like what what why why you being angry man and then I'm like do these people like live completely blind
9:14 to how they treat others and then they're just like so mean or are they bullying and they're testing it and then they don't realize how someone can actually turn on them and for me I'm like that's a lot of energy wasted on like anger and then like also I get like sad cuz then if I challenge them and then they don't want to fight then I'm like what the ████ dude this sounds like PTSD from your TX D but that's just in general I'm like why do people act like that I don't understand it's projection cuz Hawaii is opposite two people hit the intersection like you go first no you go first you go first you go they get into accidents for L you go everyone's like you go dude I hate when I'm in a when I'm in an Uber like for example coming in here today today's video is brought to you by Factor if you are busy if you don't like to cook if you need to have some type of
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10:57 like whoo whoa wo I don't want that much food right now you can pause you can reschedule it's very flexible so it's perfect for the person on the go head to factor meals.com off thc50 and use the code off thee reccord 50 to get 50% off your first box and two free wellness shots per box while your subscription is active that's code off theeere 50 at Factor meals.com off the Record 50 to get 50% off your first box and two free wellness shots per box while your subscription is active and like they slow all the way down to go over a ████ speed bump you got to slow all the way down to complete stop and then I'm like dude you're we're in a Honda Accord I think your car will be fine like it's not like you're in a ████ like sick you you know what's
11:47 funny is I I hate doing that too I never do that my Civic the other day I went over speed went too fast I knocked my exhaust off no but you're in a lower car yeah you don't have a stock car dude you're a racer supposed to do that but I hate it so much I still will knock my exhaust off I'd rather you just drive around the ████ thing cuz there's always empty parking spots drive around that's why I was getting towed yesterday if you saw my thing you know what kind of guys I I hate um the these are the funniest right it's like guys that are really on that whole man ████ tip and then they'll be like man men rule the world they ████ work hard they they do all the physical labor the dangerous jobs and you look at them and you know they never did any labor they're ████ fat ass ████ they never any physical labor they want to represent men or they're like dweeby as ████ and then their parents are like tech people and
12:37 you're like you never ████ you never did any labor what are you talking about like men do all the hard labor it's like working on an oil rig yeah it's like you didn't do ████ dude you're a ████ hipster in a car heart jacket like you didn't do anything basically looking like you know one thing I hate that like I always send me and and David so we send these people to each other cuz we both think it's so funny people that like will post on social media um like they want to tell you that someone complimented them so they tell you the story of how someone complimented them oh my God who does that what the ████ what is that who does that it's actually out there a lot more than you think someone will just make a post like let's say they were at an event and they will go oh I was here at this event today and this producer came up to me and told me that I was the best person on set and I
13:27 was the easiest to work with it's like a string of just like humble brags yeah it's like no one was there so they want everyone to now like my mama says I have a big peeee and they put that on their stories or something on their posts that's crazy they sent me that too then I want to see yeah I want I want to be in on that yeah I want to in on this but it's like a funny thing to to see somebody go through the lengths of like it's just a picture they were just at a thing but they really want you to know all the good things that were said to them it's like that's weird to me think of writing stuff like that like how how can you even be that pathetic you got to be really I feel like you often see examples of that when people are like you know it's like been a tough blah blah blah like they're self-deprecating for a second but then like this person came up to me and said and then they ████ write this whole story and stuff we're all such victim there's nothing
14:17 wrong with like I like when people share their accomplishments I love that but then that's not that's weirder to me when it's like just an anecdotal like somebody said something to you so you want everyone to go hey did you hear what this guy said yeah look how great I am this guy gave me roses you guys too in the comments below something similar to this you think I deserve this I was at a Starbucks um in a um bookstore ████ old school bar Barnes & Noble they still have one at the mall in Hawaii and me and Hannah just wanted to read some books and chill right and in in the middle of the ████ Starbucks these two guys are talking one of them's ████ loud talking about loud guy his MMA experience and how he had to take down this guy that's wor ████ yeah they're the worst you know it's a good thing I knew Judo growing up because when I did my first class like guess
15:08 what that guy sucks at Judo they were so impressed with me and then one time there was a really aggressive guy at College he just wasn't calming down so I had to use my techniques and then like he's just telling his friend like ████ dewee that's just like an a neutralized a threat dude I had neutralize a threat that's what me and smack were at Banu we were eating there and there were two tables each with one MMA guy talking to a girl telling them non-stop MMA ████ oh it's that me the guys has a girl NE he's doing an arm bar whatever whatever and then they heard each other and went you do MMA and other gu like yeah and then they started talking and the girls were just sitting there and the girls were like I'll tell you this when I when I first started training the most I would talk about how I would do MMA was my first year of training because that's when you're the coolest that's when you thought you were the coolest but then
15:59 after that first year you realize you suck at it and you shut the ████ up and you never talk about it again nice because you're like oh dude I get my ass kicked on a regular Bas dude the guy he was talking to was like a cargo shorts looking dude with a ████ you know an SPF yeah he looked like a SBF and his eyes were wide like wow you're ████ tough and I was like this guy has to be so loud and all of us are just like laughing right and then I remember like he said some ████ and then like all of started laughing cuz we were hearing like how stupid it was and I think he got embarrassed and then after that they left yeah sometimes you need to be embarrassed I do it's important I think God damn I wanted to tell him shut the ████ up and just kick him in his face damn speak shut the ████ up you guys remember a couple years and this is the type of person I hate I'm just using an example but like remember when like net
16:50 neutrality got lifted and all these ████ on social media are like doing selfies with like ████ tears in their eyes and ████ like the internet's about to like get blowed up forever and like people we're going to die and ████ net neutrality cuz they wanted censorship they were Pro censorship but it's like it's not even that it's just you learned about the what this term was 10 days ago and now you're like it's the end of the ████ world and ████ and you're taking pictures of yourself crying and ████ that so ████ man what you don't know is scary Steve yeah you know what else is there's a lot of guys like this and I you love this guy too it's the guy that like as soon as you say that you do a thing that he also does he would go oh dude I would ████ you up at that that's that's Steve halo only halo only Halo there's guys that are there's guys that are 100% serious like they're not I'm serious about [Laughter]
17:42 Halo but there's dudes that are like re they really like but they have no intention of ever playing you but they always build up to like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah but there's also no way to gauge there's no way to gauge anyone's stats or history it's just a dude I would ████ you up I'll bet you a Bitcoin yeah yeah ████ you up but no I'm not doing that who does that but we'll never know we'll never know i' never do that my favorite guy is the guy that wants to tell you about his friend's own story and if he'll ever have a chance and then you tell them the truth and then they don't believe you damn and then they'll ask you again about the same girl and then they keep talking to you about the same ████ girl and they won't shut the ████ up and listen to anybody oh or the dude who like clearly is only friends with the girl because he wants to ████ her but he acts like is the nicest guy in the ████ Universe those are the best guys biggest victim ever and as
18:33 soon as she leaves he goes my only she knew and all ████ and like dude you are such a little ████ ass ████ and you're not a real friend cuz friends don't want to ████ their friends that's true that's like no that's kind of true though guy friends yeah the boys dude there's okay here's the worst guy and if you have a worse guy than this top this guy the doublesided snake the dude that will tell you oh dude your girl said this about you and then you'll say something then he'll go oh Joe was saying this about you oh and then just ████ drama yeah like he's on Survivor yeah oh yeah we had one of those here do that we had one of those here everybody's had a guy like that in their lives and that's to me the worst guy because ████ gets created out of nothing at all like where does that snake ████ out of then out of the other mouth I think it eats its own
19:25 ████ that's what it is s███'s all over the place and eats its own smear all over the place that's the worst infesting ████ eater the double-sided s and they always have some sort of stomach issues they always got celiacs or some ████ always talking about their tummies stressed out probably yeah you got to let ████ room full of lies dude all these lies bro it's bad for your I don't know if that's true but I like it more reasons to hate someone and it's never their fault never trust anybody with silia a y That's that that pisses me off when somebody like they can never acknowledge something's their fault the blame is always something somehow shifted oh yeah that guy that like you know just blames everybody blame it's like it's on you you got silly ass dude that's your fault you can't eat gluten my boy I'm sorry take accountability gluten is not for you acquire disease you idiot what you do I'm triggered by that people who don't take accountability that ████ like it's
20:15 ████ annoying cuz everyone makes mistakes you know what I mean it's just a matter of like being able to be like all right my bad that was cuz if you have a friend who's making the same mistake over and over and over again it just like it's it's the worst and that's the only thing they talk about it's kind of like what Joe was saying about the uh friend zone guy mhm and after a while you're not friends with them cuz you see them as pathetic yeah and you tell them at your 40th birthday party when you invite them only to be like why the ████ did I invite you you're like you can't come you're pathetic you can't even get the girl you want you ████ loser rather than invites he does more like no like banss no no he invites 500 people and then he says no to all of them at the you're not on the list I don't like you I don't like you I don't like you on the list cuz you can't make decisions for yourself St like that you ████ you lie to yourself too much you you got
21:06 stomach problems get the ████ out of here sitting on like on on part to full or like Eventbrite if like people receive like like envelopes and they click it to see if whether or not they're invited oh that's good you are not invited it's not will you attend it's like are you it tells you why not like Oh I'm a ████ that sounds like something that we take the shark take and we all get noed and we're all ████ like waiting for the like come on yeah we say we say a couple cutch phrases at the same time yeah come on hey you fubo guy fub Guy come on fub guy you're the guy hey Baldi let's go what's make a deal 10% for a million dollars please we're like we don't need to hear from the women we don't want to work with women we don't work with women we know they don't like it come on yeah you would know ████ [Laughter] anyway we're the worst guys now yeah yeah yeah we hey Barbara we already know
21:57 you're a no okay SC thank you out of all of them though Barbara would be the most likely cuz she always likes investing in young men oh true she does are we young enough hell yeah we're young cuz we're young compared to Barbara I mean yeah we're not even that young she's like no we're like you have silly ass that's the only thing stopping you from this deal
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