0:00 [Music] so a texas death row inmate has asked for an execution delay because he would like to donate his kidney what a nice dude he's like wait don't kill me wait wait did he ask like like right when he's in the chair he's like wait who wants these kidneys fire sale right fire sale wait so why do they need to delay it they just go okay got it no because they can't poison him right they gotta harvest that kill him dude gotta get it out he's gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice first what's the delay on that though ████ in a week um so so this was just recently right his lawyer's appeal to delay the execution by a month so that he can be considered a living donor to someone who's an urgent any of a kidney transplant so he they don't even know who yet that's pretty fire yo
0:50 i'm gonna do this so they don't have already a person who's like like running through slow motion you know coming into the prison like this is the exact really really rare kidney that's needed and that's the one recipient it's just more like the concept of first of all i'm glad you're aware of the scientific process they always run slow motion in the movies that's with the manila folder here's the file yeah yeah how come i'm imagining something else where he has he gets okay for the one month delay and there's a guy running slow motion like hey we have one month to break boss out um oh yeah i'm he knows the science too that's what i'm thinking he has he goes okay cool now i got 30 days of strategizing the ████ out of here oh yeah and then there's the guy who's sitting on a plane he's got a little tupperware container oh it's empty right now he's going like that and he's looking at his watch yeah the heart
1:41 jumping around the desk later like airplane jokes that's a classic airplane best movie uh ever ever so no um so some people are questioning whether or not he is just trying to spare himself a little bit of time yeah no ████ ████ i don't think so though he's still got to pay up either way he's still got to get rid of that as long as he still dies i guess right right i would ████ give a kidney i give everything away for another month you know what i mean if i'm gonna die anyway i'm not gonna use it what are you doing a month what are you gonna do a month behind bars though yeah which would be a month probably in like the hospital which is like nicer than the normal jail or or maybe but it's all coming to one maybe there's got to be one ounce of like uh redemption for himself to think like if i donated my kiddie maybe i'm doing something for some somebody else's life that might be positive before i die for whatever
2:32 problems at the same time i can get my homies to break me out in 30 days he says that's not why he's doing it yeah right what's he doing which one the breaking out or the you guys are you guys are a bunch of ████ judgers dude what's this full in jail anyways folks yeah yeah that's a good question so stealing organs stealing kidneys organs he's the biggest organ theme in the world he knows the system it's time to give back he's in jail uh unfortunately for kidnapping sexual assault and the murder of a teenager in 2001. jesus see this ████ trying to get out who's trying to take his kidney is there an emotional like attachment to a kidney would you would you want to take that like if you're if you needed a kidney and then you your ████ organ daughter okay i've been on the list for so long the kidney left that matches is hitler's
3:22 only killing fine only one if i have hitler's kidney yeah i don't give a ████ if it's the only one left but if i got a choice at a time you start hating jewish people after you took what if you start goose stepping around what if he ████ his ████ blood comes into your system and you become him slowly just like you start growing a mustache oh dang honestly that's like not my fault but that would be like something of a study right or it's a good movie being a little more fair maybe i start to become pretty decent in military strategy how would you find that out so you get the pros too maybe he's gonna be an author a failed artist a really popular a vegetarian i'm like i have a really good idea for a military strategy that will eventually have me killing myself because of my oh ████ i ████ up i did too much the difference is you don't kill yourself at the end that's all well do some people say that didn't
4:12 happen anyway because he escaped argentina still alive dude yeah and he's chilling with tupac he worked in nasa i heard he got into onto a boat a submarine that's what they say anyone tell me what he looks like without the ████ mustache because i think if you shave that photoshop it's it's done he looks like charlie chaplin without them yeah i'll be like who is he or what if he used charlie chaplin because he had the mustache and just put a hat on you know he still got the haircut though the little ████ this little thing they say hitler was really good at physical comedy he was a really funny dude he was good at physical comedy i bet he's really he is very charming he had a sense of humor he's a comedian when i see him on ████ giving a speech and he just ████ nine nine nine i'm like this guy's a ████ charmer dude yeah nick dunn adolf hitler was really charming give him a chance that's what it is adolf
5:02 hitler give him a chance like i don't get it i don't get it why everyone cares so much get over it dude it's history unless he was juggling yeah if he found that that he was a juggler that'll be the problem he's going to ████ punch him in this ████ i was in vienna where um he did his ████ big speech right uh fire it was yeah it was so fire it was like fire yeah you had to be there dude no but i was right there right and i swear to god i felt this ████ weird feeling of just like dictator energy oh wow i didn't know you were going to say tater after that and then joe's like this guy was kind of right that's a good point it's like the bermuda triangle of racism i think he's done that he's just like maybe he had a point he had a point for someone maybe jewish people no no don't
5:54 it was crazy though that whole ████ area but the way that they designed that ████ area with the whole street it's like they put hell of thought into having this presence right so if you just stand by the steps it makes you feel like you're just god so it's like when you're standing in the steps and you're just you have this ████ building with an eagle and then the ████ this there's this like ancient ass like king with like a ████ stallion just ████ pharaoh yeah hell yeah and there's this big street and then you can just imagine all the people looking at you right there you're like oh god no wonder this guy thought he was like start looking up thinking about world domination right and then joe malio was born that day that was the day dude i was there though i was in germany and same kind of thing like you could say i was there world war ii yeah no same kind of ████ right where you're walking those streets and it's
6:44 just this eerie thing and i can't tell if it's because like when i was a kid i remember seeing all that in the history books and like i'm literally standing on the same thing that's a trip like that's a trip i bet for sure like mentally with some ████ i bet there's some energy there there's some weird ████ energy there but also dictator energy yeah you're probably just cold it's full of ████ dead at winter oh just like oh ████ there's something this history here chilling my bones nicki we're fighting we're on ████ we're traveling way too much for a limited amount of time we were going to every country in europe just about like but we were only there for two days so it was like what mostly not really getting to enjoy it we were just fine we were trying to hit all those countries in two days yeah wow so you're like in a in a country for like three hours and you go to a next one yeah basically i mean not really but basically it was like dude we were there for a day max and then we're already
7:34 getting like going to the airport getting on a plane oh you're flying everywhere the train you guys should have done the trip we did the train too but yeah it mostly flew but it was a ████ dude bh and a half like when we got to amsterdam we're like oh my god can we just ████ please stay here yeah you guys should have taken a giant like ████ joint went oh yeah i'm gonna relax now ████ a hooker i would but we don't smoke marijuana oh that's ████ hookers that's true because that's exactly what i did it was amazing you don't have to smoke it you could just eat a space cake what's a space cake oh edible yeah first time i ever had space cake my life was an amsterdam i ate a cupcake and then i went back to my hostel and i lied there and it was like for four hours i was thinking see i don't like it did you like that no i don't like it no you should eat one i didn't hate it it was just more like i felt the sinking feeling by the time i got up and the sinking feeling was done i looked in my car and i was like
8:24 it's been four hours being separated from my brain is too weird for me too you can't handle it you want to be able to do stuff while you're on vacation yes exactly i want to enjoy ████ i got really high in amsterdam and then um i i somehow find myself on a bed and this hooker was sucking my dick and i and i swear to god i turned into a boba inside of a hole i was a i was inside of this boba cup and then my dick was the straw she was sucking the bulba out of it and i was like no that's my soul and she was sucking out on my dick that's what happened give me and then you opened a boba shop and now like yeah and that's great can we have your mom on the show and do hot seat oh yeah for sure okay cool we can talk about all that ████ can we play clips i'll be like mom come from japan and we'll ████ ask you all these questions i just want to sit down with maybe ryan for a day and we'll pull our
9:14 favorite joe moment clips and then we'll have joe's mom here and we'll just play but we silhouette joe out just joe so it's like who do you think question mark bart or joe she watches everything she watches all of our vlogs she follows she probably follows all you guys on instagram she watches it doesn't follow me like yeah wherever i tag yeah and then well she i think she's like it's helping me practice english that's cute but i'm i scold her and say ████ you've been in america longer than me how the ████ do you is your english like still bad i learned cream pie from you rusty [Laughter] nikki's grandma is like filipino grandma all the way right she came here from there but she's lived in america longer than i've been ████ alive and she can't speak at all barely at all just make it work
10:05 dude it's hilarious it's the best my dad's like that too my mom asked me what calm was and i was like oh that's just semen and i told her the the scientific uh explanation in japanese and she goes oh i'm sorry i asked real quick though what's the uh can you what's the scientific explanation in japanese yeah yeah that's it that's common and what does she mean firm oh just like spread yeah i meant i thought i meant like juice of the testicle or something i don't know maybe i'm wrong but that's that's what i blossoming of the penile you know what could you you know kuji means right could you whale ████ yeah don't forget it
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