0:00 [Music] what's you guys take on art are you guys that's beautiful yeah is it ████ or you guys like it's real it's trolling it's real it's a really good way for a if you want to evade taxes yeah yeah are you talking about like modern art like splatter it's a million dollars whatever it's one million dollars like that or like actual like whoa that painting looks like a photograph what does it mean to you art now what does art these days mean to you bart quan anything that gets you to emote oh really that takes some skill though oh that's true it takes some skill to get so a homeless guy ████ on the ████ ground in front of your house you're getting gross if someone got a polaroid and go that's art right there okay all right yeah and then you get the homeless guy
0:50 to kiss the back okay sign his name have him put lipstick on sword actually and then whatever that polar auction is for it gets donated to that homeless guy oh cool so what do you guys think this is not art dude a korean spicy cucumber that was dropped on a white piece of paper it looks like a blood stain oh that looks like a cucumber a pickle that's a pickle from a mcdonald's hamburger face it is a pickle from a mcdonald's hamburger you ████ knew it man i know my ████ bro guilty pleasures that he ████ loves mcdonald's i ████ love fast food don't ████ with me my fast food right when you said it i was like oh yeah that does look like that so this was he's an artist this was this was flung at a ceiling in an art gallery so like an artist got the victor's burger and wraps it takes the pickle
1:42 and it did it and it stuck yeah the artist did it and so he debuted this work that he titled pickle it is a single slice of pickle he plucked from a mcdonald's cheeseburger chucked it at the wall at the white ceiling of the gallery space it never fell from the spot oh ████ and he now is charging sixty five hundred dollars for this piece of art but how are they gonna yeah are they gonna saw it off that's a good price i don't ████ know okay so art like this um is is clever when you do it the first time but i also think that once this guy gets paid like 6 500 i think he should get jacked for like 10 grand when you say the first time do you count the first time as the duct tape banana and this is just him biting well i don't know because dude chomp wasn't due trump the first time he
2:32 literally takes a toilet in an art museum he puts a toilet in there and he's like i call it toilet and everyone's like holy ████ that's that voice you're not a holy ████ every time steve does this you know it's ████ on and popping you know like there's this there's a category of what is it called it's not like shock art or like they call it shark fart it's like a vaughn guard art right it's like yeah it's like trolling which again from time to time i get it yeah but it's like come on it's a ████ mcdonald's pickle there is something cool about when someone's hyping up a certain exhibit and then when the time finally comes to reveal it and it's just a ████ pickle that's pretty ballsy that's funny yeah i think context and story yeah maybe can
3:23 make that like extremely powerful or like let's say like this um the person who did it was already an esteemed artist and he was just like man ████ this scenario right that's what it is it's like imagine if quentin tarantino had a new movie out everybody's hyped to see it and then the screening is just a two second flash of a pickle and then credits yeah everybody's gonna talk about it do you think the only reason why people are talking about this is because it's so ████ stupid and then because everyone's talking about it it just provides value to it it's kind of like provocative it gets the people going it's kind of like the the ten thousand dollar burger the ████ half what is it like fifty thousand pizza yeah gold flakes and whatever the ████ and nobody really wants to eat it very much yeah it always tastes like ████ my favorite piece of art that i've bought was i think 35 bucks and it's leonardo and donatello but the
4:14 heads is michael scott and dwight schrute that's pretty cool man of ████ great taste i think that was an iq test as well it was like this big where do you hang it up i'm gonna hang it i didn't hang it up i'm all up my art collection i'm compiling it and then i'm gonna hang it up in the right places so one day you're gonna hang up your art collection it's gonna go it's gonna happen like the next pop like that's right i saw this one dude on a ████ tick tock he sculpted basically he got like a head a skull right put like a samurai like like helmet on and then like he made like a a mold out of it and then he ████ like you see the whole process of the statue and then he paints it and it's like a ████ metal like skull with the samurai head and it's like i was like damn that ████ is ████ sick dude um i
5:06 think it was like a couple grand but then i went on to a store and he has like multiple themes of like skulls with like warrior helmets like they had the ████ gladiator one and all that and i was like now that is art dude's ████ on the ground and taking a picture of that they should ████ eat that ████ well what do you think about this so there's another layer to this right if you wanted to see this piece of art you would have to pay 6500 to go into the exhibit to see it but now oh it's 6500 a c unfortunately though that's ████ nonsense unfortunately though the exhibit is now closed good so if you want to shell out uh 6 329 for the work you can find um you will not receive the pickle from the exhibit but instead you will be given instructions on how to
5:56 recreate the art in your own space shut the ████ oh my god who's paying for this i am yeah me too i'm in i'm in for half all right cool i think most of these things are big ████ jokes right and they don't expect anybody to pay for it no they expect people to pay for it because of the publicity this is on today.com bro if people are going to pay for it i want to know who bought it and why a ████ loser well in the same way that like an artist might be like ah look at this dude i'm gonna sell this for like 6 500. but you're just ████ wealthy ass tycoons they're like haha dude i'm gonna blow 6500 on this piece of ████ yeah well you guys know about ether rocks right ether rocks are like this entity that's right earliest ones and they were selling for like ████ oh god six figures i think at one point it's crazy just just stupid ████ rocks on the blockchain yeah people were hella buying them more like the rock chain
6:46 now well yeah so the um the most complex part of the brine based work to digest for some is the description of the artworks medium while the label at the louvre for the mona lisa says mask the masterwork is painted with oil on poplar wood and any number of works by edgar de gas are simply drawn by by dry pastel pickle includes quite a bit more than just a pickle it says regular bun wheat flour wheat sugar canola oil wheat gluten glaze iodized salt yeast improver enzymes preservative beef patty has beef cheese milk salts you get it i got it it's mixed medium right there it looks happy at the end of the day if it makes it onto jk it deserves the pay like you know you know what i mean if we talk about it it that we just upped the value of this we just gave it 8 000 more views
7:38 we spread awareness that's what i'm saying maybe 6 500 on a good day i still think this guy should still get jacked afterwards do you guys have a piece of art that's like your favorite that you guys have at home oh boy which nft you know what i'm saying uh actually honestly i have this cool nfg called a dystopia which is oh that's right yeah dot ai you can take any um every month they allow you to generate using a computer algorithm a brand new nft and it gets sent to your blockchain address so i took this monkey i ████ love all these office monkey um pictures have you ever seen the office monkey pictures where it's like they took they had like a baboon in an office one day and they took a bunch of pictures of them like at a desk with glasses on and he's like ████ got a phone and ████ he's got a briefcase and like he's got money and ████ that ████ always makes me laugh so hard i can barely even breathe monkeys
8:28 doing human ████ is the best the best i got the chimpanzee with a banana holding it at like a gun i love that ████ so i got it i took one of those pictures of it right of this monkey's like smiling like this it's like my discord um um whatever you call it avatar and i sent it into the the algorithm and they spit me back probably my favorite entity in my collection now what is it i'll also have the editor so you guys can see it but it's sick it's uh i'll pull it up is it a chimpanzee it's a chimpanzee but it's like it's what they did with it right i'll show you the before and i'll show you the after and like this computer like algorithm did generated this and i just love it i think it's sick it's my favorite i um bought this one piece of art in kauai it's the most eastern point of a bookstore in the whole us because
9:18 you know kauai is all the way in the ████ eastern part of the u.s right so in this bookstore family owned they also have like local artists that come in and ████ curate their ████ right and then this one they ████ drew a lady they got up they got a book and then they tore out the page and then they they ████ drew a like a like what looks like a hawaiian lady with her ████ hairs just all sick and it's like flowing in the wind and ████ and i'm like damn that's dope and then like if you can you can kind of like make it out and you can read you're like what are they talking about it's like a novel or some ████ but i thought that was really cool it's way cool mm-hmm i'm looking for my ████ mind what about you guys yeah what kind of what are you laughing at he just looks so bored [Laughter]
10:15 okay so here's the nft right so this is this is what i sent them to get altered into the through the ai algorithm right so this is the the original which i ████ laugh at this one oh you got a bad boo yeah he's a bad bad oh i thought you got to chimp at z no no he's a baboon right and then uh so check this out right this is what it got turned into what do you mean there's nothing to show here ████ you okay there we go this is where this is what i got turned into whoa oh that's pretty crazy crazy yeah and that's an ai that day yeah i did it yeah not no human being to die oh it's like a snorkeling baboon that's pretty ████ cool it's kind of crazy yeah so i really like i really like this one yeah so we should like blow that up into something i'm going to i'm gonna have a man i'm gonna put behind me in my corner for my crypto corner shift
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