0:00 no people are starting to talk ████ about things like filler and Botox have you seen the gargoyle face that it does because it moves around it migrates yeah they're talking about whose Hot Topic on that is John Legends Christy tan she always kind of had a wild face though like she her face looked like the mask Son of the Mask it's ████ [Laughter] [Music] crazy all right I'm going to show you this photo feel free to tell me what happened unless you already know though he got bit by a dog what's he got a he got a v uh he got a beard transplant and it went bad it does kind of look like that actually beard actually why he look like a kiwi on the bottom is that his natural smile no he looked like a kiwi he was he getting plugs put into his jaw so they basically do like a hair like
0:51 it's it's almost like they call it a graph I guess where they pull out hair from the back of your head and then they implant those like uh on the face to like to have more even beard but this guy he was uh he was studying in France I believe uh lived in Paris or something like that and similar to like what we've all heard before uh people go to Turkey for these cosmetic operations cuz they're often times like maybe like a fifth of the price so same ████ this guy was looking at wanting to get a beard transplant so you can have very sexy muscular looking manly machima face I would like to have a beard and he found this dude who claimed that he was a cosmetic surgeon which doesn't have to be you know in their version like FDA appren in a certain not FDA but um like they country yeah yeah yeah yeah they're approval and he found them on Facebook
1:41 Marketplace huh something like that this guy actually ended up just being an estate agent who said he was going to who the ████ real estate agent the procedure what the ████ he charged about $1,950 which is a fifth of the price can't go cheap on that versus getting the procedure done in France they'll go cheap on any medical procedure man wait where did he get the procedure done in Turkey in Turkey okay yeah in he's a real estate agent so uh the part that makes this real tough other than the fact that there was a very botched operation is that it sent him down a very very bad spiral oh no a mental spiral actually how could I not that's your face too man cuz it was also hurting all the time too so he constantly had this like burning sensation back in the back of his head and in his chin and then also it just started it didn't heal right and the
2:31 hair was like lopsided and like I think when you're also already at that point mentally where you're doing cosmetic surges like this because you want to look a certain way and then you look infinitely worse oh that's plumm backfire dude so back part so much it's like you take your car to the car wash but then you get a big scratch there where so much s███'s on your windshield yeah I'm trying to get it clean and nice but it got worse now be careful for what you wish for someone stole your tires just go to to the right place what the heck well yeah it's sad because like when he got back and things didn't work out they were still trying to find somebody in France who could fix it AKA even willing to pay top dollar but it just kind of was too late mentally and he uh unfortunately unived himself over that why is it always when you do the news it's so sad he blames
3:24 Anthony though I think this video can go completely a different direction and we can just yeah and he also does the really weird dark I thought that was my thing yeah yeah I thought that was right but when you deliver it you make me so sad okay so you rather me go like this so this guy right it's cuz he has empathy when he says it I I'm cold you want me to do less empathy yeah tell me what to feel man you you bring me into this journey of heartbreak tell me what to feel when he does it it's like let's laugh at this ████ isn't that funny how you try to be beautiful but then he wasn't what would you would you like his way my way or Steve where he just doesn't read any of it at all he makes up his own he just makes it up Steve I never take Steve seriously okay so even if he's telling me a serious story about himself I'm laughing okay
4:15 cuz I think it's a joke that's the backfire right but for you you're I think you're I don't know like you're you're surprised but then it's the delivery this is Ryan this is Ryan he's like all right so uh so what do you think happened yeah what do you think happened is that is that what you think yeah how do you feel about that he's like hey you like beer transplants he'll say that to me and I'll be like I think they're ████ dumb and he's like oh interesting and then he'll set me up yeah big setup big setup interesting you dug your own grave interesting you're a piece of ████ Nick and then he'll continue on with the story hey when Anthony does it oh I feel like such a horrible human being for laughing at this piece of ████ I like which is a good response I would start out with I would start out by asking Nick like do you like French guys and he'll be like yeah I'll be like you think there's many of them I'll be like yeah they're stupid you think we can afford to lose one at least at least one and then the way
5:06 he'll do it my brain is so small I go yeah we should probably get rid of a lot of them that's why I've actually always thought that I used to not think that but now I do over a beard is wack have you guys wanted to get cosmetic uh because of ████ like that bro it's scary I would never what's the cost like at the end of the day you're going $1,950 but it's not just that though right there's good ones though penis enlargement yo people been going to Argentina instead of IST now really in Thailand Thailand Argentina is a new joint for this now I just don't know what I would want to change on my face that much you want us each to tell you one yeah please yeah start with you Ryan your left eye it's bigger than your right one so what do that is like we don't have to change anything aesthetic but you're going to breathe so good see that's different that's not cosmetic that's different I go okay please I
5:57 would love to I would have to stop wearing nose strips on my nose cuz I feel like an ████ the more I wear them you know so now it's like yeah I'm in but if it's was just to get a really a really curly mustache no always wanted one if I want to connect my eyebrows what if the guy's like cuz this happens a lot he's like hey we're going to give you a you know going to fix your nose so you can breathe right while I'm in there why not add a little something get a mod he's like I'm I'm already going to open it up yeah let me put a mustache in there looks like a piercing I got a few extra mustaches in the back nobody's going to use be like oh well let's try it on I've always want a mustache you can talk you don't do real estate though do you asan wait is your side gig and then once you're awake looking in the mirror he's like I've never seen anyone pull it off like this holy ████ that's the best mustach
6:48 I've ever seen but here's the thing though like when you get hit with the price point of like I'm going to get a full ass beard transplant and it's only $1,900 aren't you ████ like scratching your head a little bit why is it only 1,900 yeah that seems like it would be more expensive than that it's tough to say though if you also see like cuz like this this is a stat for turkey cuz we already know that that's like a thing right people go to Turkey like Nadine went there got his veneers and stuff like that I think he still paid maybe like five grand or seven Grand yeah see that see that sounds more reasonable versus like 20K I think people are trying to bring down like 30 40K down to like 10 grand yeah because it is an expensive like bro you can't ████ around with like mods on your face like if you get if you go under the KN on your face I mean just it's just getting popular though because for sure but that's my whole point about plastic surgery is like or surgery in general like if you get put under that's a serious that's huge that's a big deal
7:39 like you're going to have to deal with the recovery and all that ████ but I guess some people don't know that until after they wake up and they're like oh I'm ████ up for a couple months do you guys have any friends like guy friends that are so obsessed about changing something that they need to do like so for example like guys that get the muscles theol Synthol yeah fake yeah or whatever like Bor or they're like you know what man I got a mustache but ████ I never can grow this so I I need to go get this or like or or like you know I just complain about it like an insecurity I would love to get some gangster ass but like yeah but you wouldn't go get surgery for it you wouldn't go to istan buul to get it would you if you were already there and I have friends that do the hair thing like if they're balding oh a lot of you guys for that yeah I got a lot of homies that like will do that too because they're young and balding yeah yeah but
8:30 Korea is good for that and it's more affordable than the US and the science has been out like they've been doing it for a while I think if surgeries were less invasive like I think they will be too I think it's going to be more common cuz already things are getting really common people doing Botox lip filler all that stuff I think it is going to be more common in a few years when it's not like there's going to be side effects people no people are starting to talk ████ about things like filler and Botox oh yeah how it's like really bad for you have you seen the gargoyle face that it does because it moves around it migrates yeah they're talking about uh Who Hot Topic on that is John Legends Christy tan oh yeah she looks like a ████ demon dude she always kind of had a wild face though like she her face looked like the mask yeah but then when you see the side by side though wait her face is different now it's ████ crazy bever Hill Chihuahua now her face was always kind
9:21 of wild because her face feel like a bean bag now it didn't look natural her original face yeah like well I think she was pretty but then it's you could see the change I mean it's also she's annoying so you say that more no I I've never heard her speak but she does look like the you know the handsome Squidward squid she kind of looks like that I mean most people when they get too much work done they all converge into handsome Squidward yeah they all look the same there they all just become the same like thing Plus at that level you're doing so much more work on the post production of your posting photos anyway I'll probably get a hair transpl to get like a rat tail that' be cool like you could you could have just you could do that now you just grow yeah but you know I want it I want a curly yeah I want it now I want it now I don't want to wait do you think there's anybody you know like some guys are getting the height stuff for their shins do you think there's any really tall guys that are trying to get a height reduction oh maybe huh they're
10:13 not stupid dude but the funny thing about the height stuff is like your arms look weird you look like a ████ T-Rex what you mean if your legs are long and your arm not NE because sometimes when they don't have those tall legs their arms look like too long gorilla arms against the gorillas have long arms no don't they aren't they knuckle draggers they call yes knuckle draggers cuz not every not everybody's proportional most people aren't actually the the clipping that could take place there most people aren't proportional to themselves you're going to get canceled by gorillas bro we're talking about the animals right La Zo coming for you man well Asians I I guess look funny cuz they have long torsos and short limbs so we would actually benefit yeah cuz we look like turtles we're shaped like I could use the height lengthening thing short and thick Cales no way I could see I can't I don't know where to play it what's the ideal height I I'm just trying to do
11:05 comic delivery he wants me to say things in a funnier way Jr how how tall are you six well now you I asked my girlfriend you're 6 feet see that's ████ up that's ████ up I'm way taller than you sitting down longer torso I think he's literally slouching right now girl like like would you what's like the tallest you go like date wise and she said like she had a number in her head like 65 65 and then immediately after you wrote a song about how all of your Xbox was Dick are B that's kind of how it went down but I was like d I don't know I had this 65 that's freaking huge I'd be down to get my limbs like longer by 2 in everywhere so tight You' be down for everything to be 2 in longer everywhere yeah like your nose no my limbs dude everything recovery have you seen those people that get the the people that get
11:56 the height things bro you can't walk the recovery looks insane imagine when it gets cold and then you got a re coordination that's ████ can those guys still run yeah but those guys are also those guys also have a certain type of pain or suffering mentally and emotionally their entire life that's a good point plus the physical now cuz they're but a lot of guys that get that they're not even that short how much taller can you get doing it like 2 in sure more people have told them the opposite for them to want to get it bro 2 in some some people like their entire identity is like based off you know what's crazy though is they're wrong that's the thing they're wrong in their entire ecosystem if they feel every day then it's not a false like beard guy like it's real you think he's wrong he's wrong for for thinking that it matters that much cuz it doesn't matter that much right obviously to the point where it goes to death yeah for sure that's
12:46 why I think it's interesting is like these things really reveal how much these certain stuff means to people it's like crazy right I was I was a shortest kid in my class till 8th grade I was like five oh you had a late grow hell of a spurt dude I was one of the taller kids in junior high and then you see the pictures in high school with all my friends they just surpassed me bro and I was like can't pee too early I was always the shortest in all my classes yeah but you spend most your time rolling the floor my growth spurt was 7th to e8th grade and it just stopped there mhm mhm to be 6 foot I'm more 512 ████ you dude ████ you ████ you
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